Obscene tongue twisters are a variety. By the way, you can find them on our website. For helpline operators, and in the services of the Ministries of Emergency Situations, "obscene" tongue twisters are used. At trainings and seminars, psychologists say that such tongue twisters increase employees' responsibility for reprimanding. After all, it’s more embarrassing to make a mistake than if you say “Sasha walked along the highway and sucked dry.”
And remember: tongue twisters are not needed in order to speak them quickly and thus amuse others. Tongue twisters need to be read slowly. The main thing is to pronounce each syllable clearly and expressively. They are needed for speech training. And of course, take them away from the children and have fun =)
Oh at the spruce, ah at the Christmas tree, oh at the evil wolves.
The road was carved out by horses.
Walked x** on x**, met x**, fucked up on x**, x** x**m put on x** on x**.
Our trains are the most trainable trains in the world, and no train trains will overrun our train trains!
Insuring myself from the cold, I bought a dokha on fur, but apparently I made a mistake here, the dokha does not warm "nevka"
Walked f** on x**, sees x** on x**, and thought x**: f**k me x**. if I myself x**, took x** x** for x** and threw it away for x**.
Oh, there is a hill with sacks near the pit, I’ll go out onto the hill - I’ll fix the sack. Correct the sack, take the sack.
The longboat arrived at the port of Madras.
The sailor brought a mattress on board.
In the port of Madras, a sailor's mattress
Albatrosses broke up in a fight.
In Kabardino-Balkaria valocordin from Bulgaria.
Deideologized, deideologized, and dodeideologized.
I'm driving along a pothole, I won't get out of the pothole.
Their pesticides won't outdo ours in terms of pesticide.
Karl stole the corals from Clara, Clara stole the clarinet from Karl.
Once jackdaws pop frightening,
I noticed a parrot in the bushes,
And the parrot says:
"Scare you jackdaws, pop, scare.
But only jackdaws, pop, frightening,
Don't you dare scare the parrot!"
The ships tacked, tacked, but did not catch. The queen gave the cavalier a caravel.
Coconut cooks cook coconut juice in a short cooker.
Mom washed Mila with soap, Mila did not like soap.
On the rocks we lazily caught burbot,
You exchanged burbot for tench for me.
Didn't you sweetly pray for love,
And in the mists of the estuary beckoned me?
There are coolies on the hill, I will go up the hill and put the sack.
The exhibitionist has small biceps.
Underqualified.
Employees of the enterprise privatized, privatized but not privatized.
Sasha hit a bump with his hat.
Lilac tooth picker.
The quick talker spoke quickly,
That all the tongue twisters you can’t re-speak, you can’t re-speak,
But hurriedly, he spoke out -
that all the tongue twisters you re-speak, you re-speak.
And tongue twisters jump like carp in a frying pan.
They took off Nadezhda's colored clothes,
Without clothes, Hope does not beckon as before.
A cap is sewn, but not in a cap style,
a bell is poured, but not in a bell-like manner.
It is necessary to re-cap, re-cap.
It is necessary to re-bell the bell, re-bell.
The snake has already stung.
I can't get along with the snake.
Already from horror has become -
snake snake will eat for dinner
and say: (start over).
A fluorographist fluorographed a fluorographist.
I am a vertical. I can vertikultaputsya, I can vertikultaputsya.
With a bang at the guru's inauguration passed.
The Staffordshire Terrier is zealous, and the black-haired Giant Schnauzer is frisky.
Sasha is perfection itself, and she is also improving herself!
Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neo-colonialism!
And I don't feel sick.
The harrow harrowed across the harrowed field.
Beavers wander into the cheeses of the forests. Beavers are brave, but kind to beavers.
In seven sledges, seven Semyonovs with mustaches sat in the sleigh themselves.
In a hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles with silks and, juggling with knives, eats a thing of figs.
A captain with a captain, a captain with a captain.
Your sexton of our sexton should not be reassigned to become:
our sexton will re-sponsor your sexton, re-sponsor.
Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled.
Sledge lope, Senka from his feet, Sonya in the forehead, all in a snowdrift.
The sorcerer worked in a barn with the Magi.
All beavers are kind to their beavers.
Get up, Arkhip, the rooster is hoarse.
We talked about Prokopovich. About what about Prokopovich?
About Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about yours.
Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - carry, skids - crawl.
Even your neck, even your ears, you stained with black ink.
Get in the shower soon. Rinse mascara off your ears under the shower.
Rinse the mascara off your neck under the shower. Dry off after shower.
Dry neck, dry ears, and do not dirty your ears anymore.
Two woodcutters, two woodcutters were talking about the Stall, about Varka, about Larina's wife.
Two puppies, cheek to cheek, pinch the brush in the corner.
The woodpecker hollowed out the oak, hollowed out, hollowed out, but did not hollow out and did not hollow out.
Yevsey, Yevsey, sift the flour, and sift the flour -
bake kalachi in the oven and swords on the table are hot.
Fedka eats radish with vodka, Fedka eats vodka with radish.
The ground beetle buzzes, buzzes, but does not spin.
I forgot Pankrat Kondratov jack.
Now Pankrat can't lift a tractor on the tract without a jack.
From body to body there was an overload of watermelons.
In a thunderstorm, in the mud from a load of watermelons, the body collapsed.
From near Kostroma, from near Kostromishchi, four peasants were walking.
They talked about auctions, but about purchases, about cereals, and about sub-grains.
The interviewer interviewed the interviewer.
Intendant incident.
Klara-kralya was sneaking up to Lara.
The mower Kosyan oblique mows obliquely. The mower Kosyan does not mow the mowing.
The crab sold the rake to the crab. Sold the rake to the crab crab; rake hay, crab!
The cuckoo cuckoo sewed a hood. Tried on a cuckoo hood. How funny he is in the hood!
The elector co-promented the landsknecht.
The courier overtakes the courier in the quarry.
Libretto "Rigoletto".
Deftly maneuvering in laryngology, the laryngologist easily cured laryngitis.
Mother Romasha gave whey from yogurt.
We ate, ate ruff at the spruce. They were barely eaten at the spruce.
On Mount Ararat Varvara was picking grapes.
Firewood in the yard, firewood behind the yard, firewood under the yard, firewood above the yard,
firewood along the yard, firewood across the yard, the yard does not contain firewood!
We'll probably move the wood from your yard back to the wood yard.
There is grass in the yard, firewood on the grass, one firewood, two firewood, three firewood.
Grass in the yard, firewood on the grass. Do not cut wood on the grass of the yard!
On the shallows of the river, we came across burbot.
Our head over your head over your head, over your head.
Our Polkan from Baikal lapped. Lakal Polkan, lakal, but not shallow Baikal.
Our daughter is well-spoken, her speech is clear.
A cow does not eat a box of crusts, a box of hay is dear to her.
He doesn’t want to mow a scythe with a scythe, he says: a scythe is a scythe.
There is no ring near the well.
Eagle on the mountain, feather on the eagle. Mountain under an eagle, an eagle under a feather.
Osip is hoarse, and Arkhip is hoarse.
From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.
Pavel Pavlushka swaddled, swaddled and swaddled.
The train rushes grinding: w, h, w, w, w, w, w, w
Have you watered the lily? Have you seen Lydia? They watered Lily, saw Lydia.
Challenger Precedent.
Prov Egorka brought a pile of firewood to the yard.
The protocol about the protocol was recorded by the protocol.
The farrier got up early, forged steel, forged, forged steel, but did not reforge.
He reported, but did not report, he reported, but he reported.
Tell me about shopping! - What kind of purchases? - About purchases, about purchases, about your purchases.
The Ligurian traffic controller regulated in Liguria.
Snouted a white-faced pig, blunt-nosed; I dug up half the yard with a snout, dug, undermined.
Boxwood, boxwood, how tightly sewn you are.
The pig was dumb, thick-nosed the yard with its snout, dug everything, dug, dug, dug everywhere, dug, dug.
The flute whistler whistles with a flute.
The fellow ate thirty-three pies with a pie, all with cottage cheese.
Thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but did not catch.
The pike tries in vain to infringe on the bream.
The hedgehog has a hedgehog, the snake has a snake.
In our backyard, the weather got wet.
Sasha has cones and checkers in his pocket.
Senya and Sanya have catfish with a mustache in their nets.
Feofan Mitrofanich has three sons Feofanich.
The heron chick clung tenaciously to the flail.
A quarter of a quarter of a pea, without a wormhole.
Scales at the pike, bristle at the pig.
Six mice rustle in the reeds.
Sasha walked along the highway and sucked dry.
Forty mice walked and six found pennies,
and the mice, which were worse, found two pennies each.
Jasper in suede is mossy.
The skill to speak beautifully, clearly and quickly is not given to everyone. And in our time, when everyone has forgotten what the joy of human communication is, replacing it with correspondence on social networks and sending emoticons in messages, you will not find such a skill in the afternoon with fire. Although, of course, there are masters who simply break all stereotypes about the capabilities of the human speech apparatus. Recall at least the presenter who chattered the longest tongue twister live, or the guy who outdid the professional announcer. One way or another, now few people are surprised by what Carl and Clara stole from each other, in which yard whose firewood is and what Sasha sucks when he walks along the highway.
Ofigenno.cc prepared for you a selection of modern tongue twisters in a new way. What is called, on the topic of the day. Try reading them aloud. I wonder what tongue twister your language will start to get confused on? And do not be cunning, try to reach the end. Go!
1. There is firewood in the yard, the lads are on the firewood, the lads have grass, all the lads are firewood.
2. Lilac tooth picker.
3. With a bang, the inauguration of the guru passed.
4. The interviewer asked the interviewee about the unpromising unpromising.
5. In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocardin from Bulgaria.
6. The sorter was sorted, sorted, and sorted into the toilet.
7. Is it colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neo-colonialism.
8. De-ideologized-de-ideologized and pre-ideologized.
9. Look - the Mongol is on Chomolungma!
10. Turner Rappoport drank the pass, rasp and caliper.
11. Re-luxation with sub-sub-sub-vertex.
12. Coconut cookers cook coconut juice in a short cooker.
13. Khrushchi grab horsetails. A handful of khina is enough for cabbage soup.
14. He who does not work does not eat what the one who works eats.
16. Sasha herself is perfection itself, and she is also improving herself!
17. Fishermen in the cabin of the barge took beetroot, fish and lamb, chose the master's pressure chamber; Brezhnev's brother's eyebrows were shaved.
18. Staffordshire Terrier is zealous, and the black-haired Giant Schnauzer is frisky.
19. The men squeezed out the ruminant giraffes and the fat of living women with millstones.
20. They sold the halabuda to the oligarch in the Galapagos.
21. A collaborator collaborating with a collaborator.
22. The depilated fillet defiled on a fildepers defile.
23. Mesozoic fellows soaked mammoths with stone hammers.
24. The prosecutor pierced the record with a hole punch.
25. The cap is not sewn in Yves Saint Laurent or Ku Klux Klan style.
26. Oksana from Nissan to the sauna, Susanna from the sauna to Nissan.
27. On the screw, you can see the views of the well-worn Winda.
28. Give the pick to Kirkorov to chip off the crusts.
30. Sasha walked along the highway, Sasha found a sachet on the highway.
31. Bombardier bombarded the young ladies of Brandenburg with bonbonnieres.
32. A husband courageously squints near a woman in labor.
33. Varya cooked rhubarb and roared that Valera was unfaithful.
34. Carl stole a Land Cruiser from Clara, and Clara stole a Chrysler from Carl.
35. Tsekalo tiptoed chicks. Tsekalo's chicks are tenaciously hooked.
36. The scribes copied, copied, but did not copy out.
37. Dybra is an animal in the wilds of the tundra,
Like beaver and otter, enemy of cobra and powder.
Cheerfully shaves the cedar kernels and crushes the good in the depths.
38. There is a parade in the yard, I am glad for the parade, I will go out to the parade, I will take the camera.
39. Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov shrugged off hamburgers at Burger King.
40. An incident with a quartermaster, a precedent with a pretender, an intrigue with an intriguer.
42. In a hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles with silks and, juggling with knives, eats a fig.
43. Their pesticides do not out-pesticide ours in terms of their pesticide.
44. The empathetic Lukerya felt the unsympathetic Nikolka.
45. Palmists and surgeons characterize rickets by fragility of cartilage and chronic chromosomal hara-kiri.
46. I reported, but I didn’t report, I reported, but I reported.
47. The correspondent of the corrupt official interviewed. Corrupt correspondent disavowed.
48. Regulator Ligurian regulated in Liguria.
49. It is pointless to comprehend the meaning with unreasonable thoughts!
50. I'm driving along the potholes, I won't leave the potholes.
Well, didn’t you break your tongue while reading all these tongue twisters to the end? Nothing, this activity is not only entertaining, but also useful. Do you remember the heroine of the Soviet film "Carnival" Nina Solomatina, played by the legendary Irina Muravyova? She put nuts in her cheek and learned tongue twisters. But all this in order to go on the big stage and not screw up.
If you liked these tongue twisters - urgently share them with your friends, don't be greedy. Maybe one of your friends will discover the hidden talents of the announcer.
1. The Turk smoked a pipe, pecked the cock for grits: do not smoke, Turk, pipes, do not peck, cock, grits!
2. A boletus, white-winged, white-footed, rummaged through the entire door. You sang with a snout of a boletus - a rib and half a rib.
3. The harrow harrowed over the harrowed field.
4. Be kind, get cobras.
5. In a copse near a hillock, Egor was picking mushrooms.
6. Siskins, tap-dancers, goldfinches and swifts chirp in the grove.
7. Varvara made more jam, grumbled and sentenced.
8. Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled. Sledge lope, Senka from his feet, Sanka in the forehead, Sonya in the side, all in a snowdrift!
9. The colonel spoke to the lieutenant colonel, the ensign to the ensign, the lieutenant to the lieutenant, but forgot about the second lieutenant
10. Terenty spoke about auctions and purchases, and Terentykha spoke about cereals and sub-grains.
11. Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - carry, skids - crawl
12. Beavers wander into the cheese forests. Beavers are brave, but kind to beavers.
13. There is a pop on a mop a cap on a pop a mop under a pop a pop under a cap
14. Half a quarter of a quarter of a pea without a wormhole
15. Quadruple yarn is not something to re-quadruple
16. Kondrat turnip zhre Emelyan hemp tre
17. Pull the tab out from under the stud
18. Snout pig snout dug a half-snout or a pig snub-nosed the whole yard dug dug a half-snout
19. Remember the priest how the harvest went
20. Near the pit, three needles are sluggish: I will stand on the needles, I will get the needles
21. The fox runs along the sixth lick of the fox in the sand
22. Dust flies across the field from under the clatter of hooves
23. Do not make holes in every hole
24. I strive equally for everyone!
25. Al lal white diamond green emerald
26. Crested laughter laughed ha ha ha ha ha
27. In our backyard, the weather got wet
28. A turner in a shorty shortened a taratayka
29. The worm crawls along the sixth sip of the worm sand
30. Somehow we will have to stand before the Antichrist
31. I got drunk near the bar, got dirty
32. Do not rename our sexton to become
33. Arkhip Osip. Osip is hoarse.
34. Good beaver to beavers.
35. Vavilu sailed wet and wet.
36. They drove a stake into the palisade. ..
37. Cheer up, Savely, move the hay.
38. In our purchase - cereals and cereals
39. Water carrier was carrying water from the water supply
40. Leather reins
41. Horses stomped in the field.
42. In the pond at Polycarp - three crucians, three carps.
43. Thunderstorm is terrible, thunderstorm is terrible.
44. Grandfather Dodon blew a pipe, grandfather touched Dimka with a pipe.
45. Good beavers go to forests.
46. Woodcutters cut down oaks.
47. Rake-row, broom-revenge, oars-carry, runners - crawl.
48. Yevsey, Yevsey, sift the flour, And you sift the flour - Bake kalachi in the oven Yes, the swords are hot on the table.
49. An oblique goat goes with a goat.
50. The cook cooked porridge, cooked it and undercooked it.
51. Klim pounded a wedge in one pancake.
52. Crab made a rake for a crab, Gave a rake to a crab. - Rake gravel, crab.
53. Cuckoo cuckoo I bought a hood. Put on the cuckoo hood, In the hood the cuckoo is ridiculous.
54. Buy a pile of spades.
55. Lena was looking for a pin, and the pin fell under the bench.
56. Three birds fly through three empty huts.
57. Milu's mother washed soap with soap.
58. Grass grows in the yard, Firewood stands on the grass. Do not cut wood On the grass of the yard.
59. Our Polkan fell into a trap.
60. Senya wears hay in the canopy, Senya will sleep in the hay.
61. Wasp on bare feet and without a belt.
62. From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.
63. Open, Uvar, the gate, By the yard there is firewood on the grass.
64. The baker baked pies in the oven.
65. Quail quail hid from the guys
66. Under the wattle fence, in the shade Ax in the stump - zen!
67. I went to weed the fields in the field.
68. Prokop came - boiled dill, Prokop left - boiled dill. And under Prokop, dill boils, And without a rokop, dill boils.
69. Missed the crow crow.
70. One firewood, two firewood, three firewood.
71. The falcon sat on the bare trunk.
72. There is a mop with a podkopenkom, And under the mop a quail with a quail.
73. Standing, standing at the gate, the Ox is STUPIDLY BROAD SHORT.
74. White oak tables, SMOOTH-PLANED.
75. Sasha sewed a hat for Sasha.
76. A cap is sewn, a cap is knitted,
77. Yes, not in Kolpakov's way.
78. A bell is poured, a bell is forged,
79. Yes, not in a bell-like way.
80. It is necessary to recap the cap,
81. Yes, repack.
82. It is necessary to re-bell the bell,
83. Yes, re-bell.
84. A weaver weaves fabric on Tanya's dress.
85. To interpret plainly, Yes, it is useless to interpret.
86. Already in a puddle.
87. Kondrat has a short jacket.
88. Whey from curdled milk.
89. Four turtles have four turtles.
90. Cunning magpie Catch trouble, And forty forty-Forty trouble.
91. Crested laughers laughed with laughter: Ha! Ha! Ha!
92. The heron withered, the heron withered, the heron died.
93. Sasha walked along the highway, Carried drying on a pole And sucked drying.
Have you watered the lily?
94. Thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but never caught.
95. Near the house there is a hill with sacks, I will go out onto the hill, I will correct the sack.
96. The mouse sat in a corner, ate a bagel piece.
97. A certificate was given to Kozyavka that he was not Kozyavka. Incorrect help. A goat is a goat.
98. Goats climb into a vine in a thunderstorm - goats gnaw in a vine in a thunderstorm.
99. Water flows from a nearby well all day long.
100. They bought a cuttlefish a lace dress ... a cuttlefish walks, boasts of a dress.
101. Masha has poppies and daisies in her pocket.
102. A beetle buzzes over honeysuckle. Heavy casing on the beetle.
103. Turtle, not bored, sits for an hour with a cup of tea.
104. Wolves prowl - they are looking for food.
105. Margaret collected daisies on the mountain, lost Daisies on the grass.
106. A pig with a snout snout, dug half a snout and a bone half a rib
107. the heron withered, the heron withered, the heron died at last!
108. In the bowels of the tundra, otters in leggings dig into buckets of cedar kernels. Having torn leggings from an otter in the tundra, wiped the otter kernels of cedar, wiped the muzzle of an otter with a spatula - the kernels into buckets, an otter into the tundra
106. I carry SOUP-SOUP! And to whom? PSU-PSU!
107. Senya is carrying Sanya and Sonya on a sled. Sledge jump! Senya - from the feet, Sanya - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead. here in a snowdrift - clap!
108. Suck an icicle - that's the trouble! - we are strictly forbidden. But why is she then called an icicle?
Obscene tongue twisters are a variety. By the way, you can find them on our site. For helpline operators, and in the services of the Ministries of Emergency Situations, "obscene" tongue twisters are used. At trainings and seminars, psychologists say that such tongue twisters increase employees' responsibility for reprimanding. After all, it’s more embarrassing to make a mistake than if you say “Sasha walked along the highway and sucked dry.”
And remember: tongue twisters are not needed in order to speak them quickly and thus amuse others. Tongue twisters need to be read slowly. The main thing is to pronounce each syllable clearly and expressively. They are needed for speech training. And of course, take them away from the children and have fun =)
Oh at the spruce, ah at the Christmas tree, oh at the evil wolves.
The road was carved out by horses.
Walked x** on x**, met x**, fucked up on x**, x** x**m put on x** on x**.
Our trains are the most trainable trains in the world, and no train trains will overrun our train trains!
Insuring myself from the cold, I bought a dokha on fur, but apparently I made a mistake here, the dokha does not warm "nevka"
Walked f** on x**, sees x** on x**, and thought x**: f**k me x**. if I myself x**, took x** x** for x** and threw it away for x**.
An adult person independently discovers any problem in himself and fights with it. If in his speech he notices a defect, he is engaged in its correction. It is best to use tongue twisters. This is quite simple, because to obtain the desired material, you just need to open the relevant article or section of the book.
Tongue twisters to improve speech
Tongue twisters are an excellent solution for developing oratory skills, as well as improving speech abilities. These effective and simple exercises are used by politicians, public figures, TV presenters. Many of us believe that famous people were born with correct speech and distinct diction. In fact, all this is the result of constant work on oneself.
And the hand of an expensive specialist is far from always present here. Tongue twisters are exercises that are available to each of us. And for the organization of such classes, nothing is needed, except for a small manifestation of willpower.
If you practice complex tongue twisters for adults with seriousness, you can quickly improve your pronunciation. During training, a person begins to clearly pronounce sounds, breathe correctly. In this case, the development of speech articulation occurs.
Tongue twisters have a special classification. It was created on the basis of various features, which include complexity, simplicity, duration. That is, exercises to improve diction are longer. Folk tongue twisters often sound the shortest.
Choice of tongue twisters
First you need to choose the most suitable tongue twisters for the situation. In this case, one should take into account the peculiarities of the phonetics of personal diction. That is, you need to choose those tongue twisters for adults, the reading of which is difficult.
For the first workout, it is enough to prepare three exercises. After that, you can get down to business. But after completing the lesson, there should be complete confidence in the full development of the material. That is, the selected tongue twisters for adults should no longer cause difficulty in reading.
How to work with tongue twisters
Before starting classes, you need to take time to familiarize yourself with the theory. should be carried out in stages. First of all, you should read the tongue twister in syllables, thoroughly pronouncing each.
Gradually, the pace must be increased. But there is no need to force events. Exaggeration of one's own abilities will lead to hesitations. Adult tongue twisters should be pronounced with control of diction and articulation.
If you need to work with a child, you must first work out all the exercises yourself. The material in this case is selected in advance. In this case, in no case should you stumble in front of the child. Of course, such an activity resembles a game. But don't make it too frivolous. And be sure to try to be a model for the baby.
Examples of tongue twisters
Tongue twisters for adults that improve diction:
- I'm driving along the potholes, I'm driving, I can't get out of the potholes.
- Weak, thin Koschei is dragging a box of vegetables.
- Employees of the enterprise privatized, privatized, but not additionally privatized.
- The guru's inauguration went off with a bang.
- Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neo-colonialism!
- Hopeless.
- In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocardin from Bulgaria.
- Underturned.
- The eyes of a gazelle stared at her
- Underqualified.
- In sewing, the chef is deceitful - his tailoring is lousy.
- Do not over-speak all tongue twisters.
Complicated exercises
Difficult in adults help at home and without additional witnesses to cope with the problem of clarity of pronunciation. And you can organize a semi-joking game with friends. It consists in reading tongue twisters in a relaxed friendly atmosphere. As a result, it will turn out to be quite interesting.
Indeed, not everyone manages to cope with such phrases the first time:
- There is a hill with sacks in the field, I’ll go out onto the hill, fix the sack, take the sack. I'll fix it anyway.
- Carmen Roman put the novel in his pocket and went to Carmen in Romen.
- Who does not work does not eat what the one who works eats.
- Deideologized, deideologized, and dodeideologized.
- A fluorographist fluorographed fluorographists.
- I am a vertical. I can vertical cultivate, I can reverse cultivate.
- Zealous Staffordshire Terrier, frisky black-haired Giant Schnauzer.
- Coconut cooks boil coconut, and get coconut juice in coconut cookers.
In 2016, tongue twisters are the most relevant for improving the diction of adults about monkeys. Their examples might look like this:
- Funny monkey was given bananas, bananas were given to a funny monkey.
- The macaque dipped the koala in cocoa, the koala lazily lapped the cocoa.
The importance of beautiful speech
We all want to be listened to with attention and enthusiasm. But how to achieve this if you do not work on yourself? There are only a few born speakers. In most cases, adults identify their own shortcomings on their own. But it's not enough just to talk about your inability to do something.
Must consciously make every effort to achieve the goal. Only in this way will he be able to significantly improve the situation. Perhaps doing the exercises will seem boring. But in fact, the result is worth the work.
If at first you can’t pronounce tongue twisters beautifully and clearly, do not be upset. You should return to the exercises until the diction becomes correct. It is also important to follow the pleasant sound of the voice. After all, harsh and screaming intonations will not be pleasant to listeners. No one will listen to such a speaker, even though his diction is clear. Sharpness is unpleasant for people, words should be pronounced distinctly, beautifully and measuredly.
That is, tongue twisters for the development of adult speech significantly improve the quality of spoken phrases, make memory better. And it doesn't take a lot of time and effort to do it. You can practice at home in a familiar and comfortable environment.
In order for a festive event for an adult and slightly drunk company to be fun, you need to take a responsible approach to compiling the competition program in advance and by all means include funny tongue twisters in it. Let some of them turn out to be with a catch - this will only add spice to a corporate party or anniversary. Comic phrases that need to be said as quickly as possible will easily become the “highlight” of the program and will allow the most fun and energetic competition to be held “The Most Sober Guest”. The article contains funny and funny tongue twisters that will surely appeal to a drunk (or just slightly drunk) company.
Choosing funny tongue twisters for a competition for an adult fun company
In order for adults not only to taste alcoholic drinks and eat for their own pleasure, it is worth preparing interesting modern tongue twisters for a corporate party - they can be funny or even obscene.
Of course, now this may anger you a little or put you in a stupor. But believe me: for a drunken company, such entertainment can be much more suitable. In any case, it is much better than just drinking and eating for hours without stopping.
Comic contests with tongue twisters are a great solution for an anniversary or birthday. But, of course, when choosing funny phrases, among which there may be tongue twisters with obscenities, you should not forget about the contingent of guests. Of course, such fun is focused strictly on the adult audience 18+.
If there are children or people of advanced age in the company, you should not offer participants very vulgar texts - limit yourself to just funny tongue twisters. For example, like this:
Senya is carrying Sanya and Sonya in a sled. Sledge jump! Senya - from the feet, Sanya - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead. All in a snowdrift - clap!
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She was at Frol's, she lied to Lavr Frola. I'll go to the Lavra, to the Frol Lavra Navra.
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In Kabardino-Balkaria valocordin from Bulgaria.
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Whip the cream, drain the whippings.
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Vera knocks Valera out of a revolver.
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Washes Kuzya belly in the jacuzzi.
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A bridle hangs on a nail, a star on a bridle burns.
For corporate contests, you should not use too frank and vulgar tongue twisters when there are unfamiliar people in the company. It’s great if you know in advance how guests might react to such entertainment. But if university teachers, school teachers, government officials or just intelligent people are in a drunken company, for them these “cool” and “hilarious” tongue twisters may seem unacceptable. Although who knows.
Cool tongue twisters for adults without a mat
Original and funny tongue twisters for adults may well be of decent content. However, for a drunken company, cool tongue twisters will be a real find. After all, most of the phrases on the first try can hardly be uttered without prior preparation and an absolutely sober person. The rhythmic combination of hissing and whistling sounds at a fast pace turns into something meaningless, but also truly funny.
When people are slightly (or not slightly) under the "degree", such entertainment seems to them incredibly funny. Particularly funny are tongue twisters that somehow relate to the professional and business spheres:
The interviewer interviewed the interviewer.
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Carl stole dollars from Clara, and Clara stole the quarterly report from Carl.
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Employees of the enterprise privatized, privatized but not privatized.
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A fluorographist fluorographed a fluorographist.
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Underqualified specialist.
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It is not clear whether the shares are liquid or not liquid.
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The moderator moderated, moderated, but did not moderate.
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Deftly maneuvering in laryngology, the laryngologist easily cured laryngitis.
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The copier operator made a photocopy of what was copied.
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Palmists and surgeons characterize rickets with fragility of cartilage and chronic chromosomal hara-kiri.
Vulgar tongue twisters for a competition for a definitely drunk company
There are many vulgar tongue twisters for adults - such phrases can be included in competitions for corporate parties, anniversaries or ordinary birthdays. At the same time, there is a wide variety of phrases in which there is no hint of a mat. So you can arrange such entertainment even in the presence of management!
Then why are these tongue twisters vulgar and suitable only for adult holidays? The fact is that the phrases relate to intimate relationships. In them, colloquial words indicate some piquant moments. At the same time, the rhythmic combination of sounds makes the pronunciation of such funny tongue twisters for adults very funny - which is why the hosts of festive events often make a whole selection of such idioms for competitions. Below you can find (you will definitely find if you haven’t had enough yet) such tongue twisters for the competition for a drunken company:
They took off Nadezhda's colored clothes,
Without clothes, Hope does not beckon as before.
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To the left is our army,
To the right is our army
And mother Russia is saved by battle.
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In a stringer stringer in a rhinestone thong suffers from stress
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Upon arrival in Tahiti, do not conceal, aunt, titi.
There is no reason to hide aunts in Tahiti.
There, aunts are held in high esteem, so titi aunts by the way.
To become your own in Tahiti, do not hide, aunt, to become.
Break everything, do not languish, for intercourse in Tahiti.
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Managed to oversleep the opportunity to oversleep.
Of course, not all the proposed options turn out to be vulgar, if you delve into their essence and catch the meaning. Often, the peculiar, but very funny sound of these interesting tongue twisters is obtained with a catch for a different reason. It's all about the fun play of sounds. Due to this, tongue twisters may sound a little indecent, although, in fact, they do not contain a single seditious word.
On the verge of a foul: obscene tongue twisters for a fairly drunk company
Some funny tongue twisters for the adult contest border on vulgarity and inadmissibility. However, this does not stop the leading festive events. Increasingly, at cooperatives and anniversaries, which are accompanied by an entertainment program, competitions are organized between guests who must repeat comic tongue-twisters. The whole "salt" lies in the fact that, as with vulgar tongue twisters, the mat "looms" not due to the fact that it is actually present there. It’s just that with a quick pronunciation (and even when a drunk person tries to repeat a phrase), the sounds add up to something frankly indecent.
On a note! Despite the fact that now some of the quite decent tongue twisters have to be attributed to the swear group, a number of them were quietly published in children's magazines a few years ago. Of course, not all children understood why such work on the articulatory apparatus is accompanied by laughter, embarrassment, shame and red spots on the faces of their parents. But the fact remains!
So, are you ready to work on your diction a little? You can do it with humor too:
Our trains are the most traveled trains in the world.
And no trains will override our trains.
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I'm driving along a pothole, I won't get out of the pothole.
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In the department store upstairs I
I bought dokha on fur,
But, apparently, I gave a blunder here -
Doha does not warm "no way".
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Oh at the spruce, ah at the Christmas tree, oh at the evil wolves.
By the way, vulgar and obscene tongue twisters can be used not only for fun. It is also an excellent material for the development of the articulatory apparatus. It would seem, is this acceptable? In fact, there are a lot of seminars and trainings during which such non-standard texts are used to work on diction.
On a note! In the services of the Ministry of Emergency Situations and for hotline operators, funny and obscene tongue twisters for adults are often used in training. Psychologists say that the use of funny material in training makes people take a more responsible approach to business. After all, such tongue twisters increase responsibility and make you pronounce the phrase as clearly as possible in order to prevent the wrong sound.
If you use cool tongue twisters with obscenities to work on diction, then do not immediately try to speak them quickly. Read slowly at first. It is important to pronounce everything clearly and expressively. You will have to work through each syllable - and then there will be no hint of a mat. But it is still better to train with such funny tongue twisters for adults in the absence of children.
Do you like joke contests at festive events?
Find the break
One volunteer (he will be the "mechanic") is taken out the door. The rest choose another participant (he will be a “broken mechanism”) and make some part of the body on him - this will be the place of the “breakdown”. A volunteer comes in. He is informed that he is a mechanic, but armless, and he needs to determine the place of the "breakdown of the mechanism" without touching it with his hands (nose, lips, etc.). During the detection of a malfunction, the “mechanism” reacts: the closer to the place of failure, the more actively it “starts up”. When the “mechanic” determines the location of the breakdown, he himself becomes the “mechanism”, and the game repeats.
Tongue twisters, or a sobriety test
The host offers to play the game "Who is the most sober?". Those who wish to participate can remain seated at the table. Then the facilitator slowly reads the tongue twisters below, and the players must repeat them, only quickly. It turns out to be very fun.
- The heron withered, the heron withered, the heron died.
- The king is an eagle (5 times)
- Cook Peter, cook Pavel. Peter swam and Paul swam
- (!) Our trains are the most traveled trains in the world. And no trains will override our trains.
- (!) There is a hill with sacks in the field, I will go out onto the hill - I will correct the sack.
- (!) I'm driving along the potholes, I won't leave the potholes!
- (!) A bridle is hanging on a nail, a star is burning on the bridle.
- hopeless
- Under you under vertebrae
The symbol (!) Marks those tongue twisters, with the wrong pronunciation of which, obscene expressions may appear!
My kitty
A fun game for a home youth party. Guests are seated comfortably (or sit on the floor in a circle). A volunteer is called. His task is to portray a cat: crawl up to the players, rub against them, purr, meow, etc., while not laughing. The person to whom the “cat” crawled up should slowly say: “My kitty is very strange today, is she sick?”, stroking the “cat” on the head. If he did not laugh and did all of the above, then the “cat” crawls away to another participant and repeats his actions; if the player laughed, then he becomes a "cat".
Bank deposits
For this comic contest, you need to invite 2 couples (2 girls and 2 guys). The host gives the girls the same amount of money from the joke bank. The task of the girls: in one minute they must make bank deposits, that is, hide the largest amount of money in the clothes of their partners, and it is allowed to hide only one banknote in one place. The pair with the fewest banknotes earns a point. The host then asks the girls to switch places. Now their task is to "withdraw from bank accounts" the largest amount of money, that is, to find and get the hidden banknotes. The winner is the girl who manages to find the most banknotes in the allotted time.
Alcoholometer, or am I the most sober here!
For this competition, you need to draw in advance on a piece of drawing paper a “scale of intoxication”, for example, in the form of a bottle of vodka. The degrees on the scale are indicated from top to bottom - 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40 degrees and above, and funny comments are placed near each mark, for example: “like glass”, “not in one eye”, “slightly oblique”, “clouding of reason begins”, “drunken calls to the former”, “I want to dance!”, “Already caught the devils”, “drunk in zyuzyu”, “autopilot turns on” and others. Then the resulting “alcohol meter” is attached to the wall, and you need to think in advance at what level it is better to hang it (it will be clear why later).
The competition itself: tipsy men are invited to check which of them is the most sober. The task of the participants is to turn their backs to the scale, bend down and, stretching their hand to the "Alcoholometer" between their legs, mark the degree on the scale with a felt-tip pen. Everyone wants to win, so in order to be the "most sober", the players will have to do a lot, and the rest of the guests will be happy to watch it! As a prize for the winner, a bottle of something alcoholic will be very appropriate.
frozen
To play, you need pre-prepared sheets of paper on which various parts of the body are written, for example: lips, nose, arm, leg, ear, little finger on the right hand, etc. These sheets are folded into a box or hat so that it is not visible what is written on them.
Two participants come out, each takes one piece of paper. Their task is to join each other with the indicated parts of the body. Thus, the two participants "freeze" to each other. Then the next participant comes out, he and one of the first players take one piece of paper each, freeze to each other. Another participant approaches, and so on. It turns out a very funny chain. Don't forget to take a picture of her!
It?
A host and a volunteer are selected from the party participants. The volunteer is seated on a chair and blindfolded. The facilitator begins to point at the players in turn and ask the question: “Is it?”. The one on whom the choice of a volunteer falls becomes a "kisser". Then the facilitator, pointing in any order to the lips, forehead, nose, chin or other parts of the facilitator's body, asks the question: "Here?" - until you receive an affirmative response from a volunteer. Continuing, the facilitator shows every possible amount on his fingers, asks the volunteer: “How much?” Having received consent, the presenter makes a "sentence" chosen by the volunteer himself - "It" kisses you, for example, on the forehead 5 times. After the end of the process, the volunteer must guess who kissed him. If he guessed correctly, then the one who was identified takes his place, if not, then the game is resumed with the same volunteer. If the volunteer does not guess three times in a row, then he takes the place of the leader.
Princess on the Pea
Only ladies are invited to participate in the competition. To carry it out, you will need stools or chairs with a hard surface and pieces of soft fabric folded in several layers, for example, towels.
The chairs are arranged in a row, each of them is placed small round objects, such as hazelnuts or walnuts. Each chair should have a different number of items, for example, on the first - 6, on the second - 5, on the third - 4, on the fourth - 3. From above, the objects are covered with a cloth. Then the participants of the competition are seated on chairs. At the command of the leader to the music, the ladies begin to move on chairs, trying to determine how many objects are under them. It is forbidden to use hands and look at this. It's very funny to watch the members "dance" on the chair. The winner - the "princess and the pea" - is declared the lady who completes the task faster and more correctly!
A variant of this contest (minimum props): you can put 7-9 nuts in one suitable bag, and ask the girls in turn to guess their number.
Russian roulette, or lady luck
For this "terrible" competition, you will need several sets of clean glasses (3 glasses for each participant), vodka and water. Several volunteers are invited, 5-7 people. The host warns in advance that the players will have to drink vodka. People who do not tolerate alcohol very well should be protected from participating in this game!
The essence of the game: the first participant turns away, at this time 3 piles are placed, two of which are filled with vodka, and the third with water. When the player turns around, he, without hesitation, drinks from one pile and drinks another, but what he comes across and in what sequence is a matter of luck. A funny combination of water-vodka can turn out, and vodka-vodka can get especially lucky. If a glass of vodka remains, then the participant continues to play in the next stage, if a glass of water remains, he is eliminated. The next "entry" is made by the next player, and so on. Those players who remained after the first stage continue to participate in the second stage according to the same principle. And so on, until one person remains, the luckiest one. The winner in this difficult test can be given a bottle of vodka as a prize.
