"UNDER THE RINGING OF A CRYSTAL GLASS!".
Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends! Good winter evening everyone! So another year has flown by - it rustled outside the windows of our house.
Presenter 2: We see him off - some with sadness, and some with relief: he was different for different people. And life goes on. This means that there will be new joys, new sorrows, everything will be in our life. But what more - it's up to you and me.
Presenter 1: But there was a belief in the old days: with what mood you meet the New Year, so it will be.
Presenter 2: So let it be happy for all of you! Smile more often! And then there will be goodness in your house, love will come to you and happiness will settle! Happy New Year to all of you! Let's open our hearts to the future and smile with a kind radiant smile!
Presenter 1 And so, once again - good evening!
Presenter 2. Good hour!
Presenter 1. We welcome all of you!
Presenter 2. On this holiday New Year's Rada, we congratulate you!
Presenter 1. Start the holiday together
Answer in unison!
Presenter 2. Keep your answer short:
Only "YES" and only "NO"
Presenter 1. Do you recognize us friends? (Yes)
Santa Claus and Baba Yaga? (No)
Well kikimora then? (Not)
Leading evenings? (Yes)
Presenter 2. Will we celebrate the holiday? (Yes)
And receive gifts? (Yes)
Presenter 1. Light the Christmas tree together? (No)
Shall we eat all the candy? (Not)
Let's smile then
Shall we all play together? (Yes)
Presenter 2. As always, we have for you
There will be plenty of tricks!
Presenter 1. Let's have a noisy rest
Songs to sing and dance!
Presenter 2.A magical holiday is approaching, which is awaited with interest not only by children, but also by adults. Is not it? And his name is New Year! “And why rejoice? Aged one more year,” skeptics will say.
Presenter 1. “But miracles happen on New Year's Day,” optimists will object to them, and they will be right.
Presenter 2.Look closely, because there are so many miracles in life:
The birth of a new life;
Polar night with northern lights;
Salary received on time;
Non-drinking husband...
Accidentally won a large amount of money, or for example a trip to the Canary Islands?
Presenter 1.And by the way, would you like to go to Sochi to the resort this year? What do you say in response: "yes" or "no"?
Presenter 2. Drink five-star cognac on an empty stomach for a whole year. What do you say then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Would you like to live the whole year without bonuses and without benefits, What do you say in response (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if your salary Increase a hundred times, What will we hear then (YES)
Presenter 1.Don't you want to get caught in a bind all year, What do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 2.Well, if with someone On the Canary Islands to rest, What will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 1.Don't you want to live all year without stress and worries, What will we hear then? (YES)
Presenter 2.Well, if you have to wait for New Year's troubles for a whole year, what do you say in response? (NO)
Presenter 1. Let's celebrate the New Year together without sadness and worries! Deal? Then we uncork the bottles of champagne and fill the glasses. After all, our today's meeting is called: "Under the ringing of a crystal glass." And even if our glasses are not so crystal, but does this make our meeting and this first pre-holiday toast any less pleasant?
Happy New Year, isn't it time for us to open the champagne And pour a full glass to all those gathered? What does the New Year bring? The smell of tangerines And a cheerful round dance In serpentine ribbons. Today I want to wish everyone to my friends, I didn’t bring a year of problems, What can’t be solved! Happy New Year! Isn't it time? ... Well, of course, it's time! Raise your glasses! Happy New Year to all! Hooray!
(Everyone raises their glasses.) (a song is performed under "Moscow Windows")
Here again we gathered together, And the faces blurred in smiles. Sing along to us soon, To make it more fun, Let's warm the winter with our friendship. - 2 p. The New Year is knocking at the gate, Let it bring a lot of happiness. And good luck and success, And cheerful, friendly laughter, And hope and warmth for everyone - 2p. Let the lights sparkle here and there, We wish you people happiness. Many years are dear to all of you, And there is no sweeter one - Our friendship is an unquenchable light. - 2 p. This light will warm us on the way, It is easier to overcome difficulties with friendship, And you will hasten to the light of its rays as soon as possible, As on a date with your youth. - 2p.
Now, when our hearts are becoming more joyful every minute, it will not be superfluous to announce the rules of this evening.
The first paragraph here reads: That our winter evening is open!
Today it is forbidden to be sad - We will bring out all the sad!
Play, sing in this hall, For this you were called.
Rule four - do not grieve, sit less, dance more!
The next part of our evening of relaxation is called "New Year's Horoscope". We chose this name not by chance, but in order to find out the forecast for _____ year, each other and ourselves. And to begin with, I ask you to greet each other with applause ... /applause/.
Pay attention to which hand you had on top - right or left? Right hand on top. These are people of a logical mindset who cannot be fooled on chaff. These are our minds, our bright heads. Left hand on top. These are emotional people, they perceive everything through their hearts. These are our creative personalities. Who clapped right. And you are very versatile individuals. You can successfully engage in both scientific activities and art.
And now I ask you to clasp your hands. Which thumb is on top of your hand? Left. Look at them and remember - these are dangerous people, especially in moments of rest. They are prone to coquetry and seduction. Right. And these are those who successfully cope with any coquetry and seduction.
Please take the pose of "Napoleon" - arms crossed on the chest. See which hand "dipped" from above. Left. Your difficulties in the economy are understandable. You are hardworking, disciplined, responsible people, but money is not kept in your pockets. Right. Oh, how many! And this is all future bosses! With what I congratulate you! See how easy it is to get to know each other.
What can we expect from the new year? What will happen? What to rejoice, and what to fear? The horoscope makes this prediction:
ARIES- You can significantly move up the corporate ladder if you forgive past grievances by colleagues and relatives. Be attentive to the little things. And this - especially in April - will allow you not only to increase income, but also to arrange your happiness.
TAURUS- Finally, luck smiles at you! The vague prospect of career growth will become a reality. Close people with their problems will require your attention - do not refuse to help them, the costs will pay off a hundredfold. At the beginning of spring, you will find out what true love is (married ladies will be pleasantly surprised by their own husband).
GEMINI- The main task is to take advantage of the achievements of the past year and build on success - there is a chance that your savings will multiply. Refrain from unjustified spending, gambling, dubious financial enterprises - you can burn out. From April 12th to May 10th, the romantic relationship you've been dreaming about could happen.
CRAYFISH The coming year will be much better than this one. You should not change your place of work, study, specialty without extreme necessity - it is likely that you will be able to improve your financial situation without too much fuss by the fall. In May - June, you have a chance to meet a person worthy not only of love, but also of an engagement ring. It is better for married people not to go far and for a long time.
LIONS- A great year for a career, you will be able to realize your ideas, and your superiors will appreciate your merits. From the beginning of the year until spring, your relationship with your loved ones will be difficult. But in the last days of summer, success awaits you on all fronts.
DEVAM- In amorous affairs you have a storm of passions. But who said it's bad? In work, everything will be stable and safe. No need to try to jump over your head, everything will come by itself. August is a favorable period in all spheres of life.
WEIGHTS“In your job, you may be faced with a choice between prestige and money. Oddly enough, any decision will be successful - you will achieve exactly what you want. It's time to put things in order, comfort in the house and take advantage of the new opportunities that will open up before you.
SCORPION- Relax and do not strive for drastic changes .. Work calmly, make sure that expenses do not exceed income, avoid parties, exotic trips, any risk. You should not make expensive "profitable" purchases: you can make a mistake ... But in the family everything will be just fine. Communicate more with relatives, old friends, colleagues - this will make it easier for you to solve many problems. And at the end of January, love will fill your life with new meaning.
SAGITTARIUS You have a very successful year ahead of you. Things will go uphill, and after them - and material wealth. Fully realize your ambitious ambitions, lead your colleagues and wife, in general, command the parade. You will be able to get everything that you lack.
CAPRICORN– The coming year will be more difficult and interesting than the current one. It is possible that you will change leadership and for
success, you need new knowledge. Do not be afraid to change - this will ensure your well-being and peace in the family.
AQUARIUS- You have an extremely successful year - you will be able to succeed in the service, repay debts, solve material problems and realize your ideas. For this, you may have to take up a responsible post at the beginning of autumn. In personal and family life, everything is completely cloudless.
FISH- The year will be happy for you: you will be able to climb the corporate ladder, strengthen your authority in the family, but incomes will not grow much so far. The year will be calm and successful, without great difficulties. Unless you create them yourself, too carried away by solving the problems of friends and relatives. Do not forget about yourself, and your horizon this year will be cloudless, and a new meeting can mark the beginning of a long love.
Well, after all of the above, I propose to fill the glasses!
Friends, you did not come in vain
He will knock on us here
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's friends and girlfriends
Let's drink champagne to the bottom!
Let them accompany you everywhere
you fair winds
Let love keep you warm
Be happy - cheers! /"Hurrah" is picked up by everyone/
Let not with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
Anyway, we're glad to meet you
Be happy - cheers!
Let time run, rejoicing
For now the time has come
Games, dances, kisses.
Be happy - cheers!
We want you to have fun
Until the very morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - cheers!
My friends, well, we can’t sit indefinitely. It's time to stretch your limbs! And this will help you fun games and dance music!
THE GAME.
Gentlemen, have you ever thought about such a question: is it difficult to be a genius? Not? But you think about what it's like to be ahead of the rest - to invent, design, compose, write, draw, play? How much diligence and diligence is needed to develop ordinary human abilities to the level of genius? Or is it easier? As one of the heroes of the film “Spring” reasoned: “What about scientists? They are easy! Sat down - thought - opened! It's just that Pushkin was born Pushkin, Einstein was born Einstein, and Tchaikovsky was born Tchaikovsky. For example, have you tried to turn a block into a beautiful sculpture? In vain. I already see Michelangelo in you! It is urgent to compensate for what was lost and do it, especially since Michelangelo himself said that you just need to take a piece of marble and cut off everything superfluous from it. We are unlikely to find marble now, so we will hold a creative competition called "Carving on ... an apple"! What is needed for this? Well, first of all, you guessed it, you need two apples. Here they are. And now we need apple lovers and strong teeth. Everything is extremely simple! / to carve a sculpture out of an apple. Who is more original, similar and faster - the winner /
(Block of games)
(CARAMEL, PAPER FOR RECORDING, 2 - SPOONS, CAPACITY - POTS)
Dear friends, who remembers what number of toasts we made? And after what toast is it customary to serve hot? /…/ Well, as I understand it, we will not agree on a common opinion. Why don't we actually order hot now? This does not mean that everyone should stand up together and go to the bar. Especially since we don't have it. I suggest, with a little imagination and dexterity, to cook here and now a dish called dumplings. I dare to hope that the ladies and gentlemen who were in this hall remember how dumplings were made together with the whole family in childhood? Now you can just go and buy them in any variety and size. So let's check out the rest of the dumpling skills. Who is brave? (2 pairs. We are divided into “sculptors” and “scammers”. “Scullers” wrap caramel in note paper (dough) and pass it to “scammers”. “Scammers” put dumplings on a catapult (a box of matches with a spoon across) located on stools , and they throw it into a pan (common), which stands on the floor 1 - 1.5 m from the stool. Who throws dumplings more.) I congratulate the winning team. This applause belongs to her. Well, now under hot, you need to pour. And the toast is ready.
In the New Year and frost - not frost, In the New Year and snow - not snow. If the nose feels booze, Then the blizzard is not a blizzard. On New Year's Eve, salad is not salad, And port wine is not port wine, but nectar. And the needles that fly from the Christmas tree, Right into the stack - a divine gift! In the New Year, the best toast is a toast, That friends are friends twice! Well, let's all stand up to our full height, We can't help but drink for our friends! (pause)
And now, while our alcohol break is going on, I will ask my assistant to spread simple-looking pieces of paper around the hall. But be careful! Your future is in your hands! Since this prediction is prophesied by the Oracle itself!
Attraction "Oracle"
And now I would like to inform you about a new discovery of astrologers and modern magicians. Everyone knows the zodiac, Chinese, flower and druid horoscopes. But now a new horoscope has appeared - the horoscope of cabinet or office workers.
Born from January 1 to February 20.
Your symbol:"Table"
Next year, you will become the best support for your work colleagues and loved ones in serious matters. However, try at least sometimes to succumb to worldly temptations, and not to waste all your strength on work.
Born from February 21 to March 10.
Your symbol:"Chair"
Next year you will be marked as the most conscientious and responsible employee. However, be vigilant if morally unstable personalities appear among your acquaintances.
Born from March 10 to April 20.
Your symbol:"Cupboard"
Material well-being awaits you next year. And if you follow the advice and be more open and generous with others, your position in society will improve and you will make new friends.
Born from April 21 to May 20.
Your symbol:"A computer"
Next year, you should pay special attention to your health. Beware of viruses! Otherwise, your business will go uphill, and
your abilities will be noticed by others and appreciated
superiors.
Born from May 21 to June 20.
Your symbol:"Fax"
All next year you will be lucky. However, be careful to avoid gossip and slander.
Born from 21 June to 10 August.
Your symbol:"Telephone"
There are some work-related chores waiting for you next year. At the same time, it will be a year of new acquaintances and amazing adventures.
Born from August 11 to September 20.
Your symbol:"Lamp"
Next year you will bring a lot of light and joy to others. Everyone will be glad to meet you and your warm friendship. However, try to avoid overexertion, stressful situations and overload at work.
Born from 21 September to 10 November.
Your symbol:"Organizer"
Next year you will find many useful acquaintances. Try not to miss a good chance, which is sure to present itself to you.
Born from November 11 to December 31.
Your symbol:"Electric kettle"
The next year will be happy for your personal life and friendships. The energy in you will literally boil. However, try to at least occasionally remember about work.
The evening is in full swing, but we are missing someone. Who do you think? (viewers answer: Santa Claus and Snow Maiden)
Correctly. The best Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden can be “grown” in your own team. I declare democratic elections. So, I need a man from each table. Of you we will choose the most dexterous and attentive.
(dance around chairs)
Come, please, to me. Remember and tell any children's New Year's poem.
(man says)
Now I need a woman from each table. We will choose the Snow Maiden. (dance around chairs)
You also need to remember and tell any children's New Year's poem.
Thanks to everyone who participated in the elections. Dear guests, present your applause to the applicants for the post of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Thank you. And now we ask you to leave with my assistant to put on your outfit.
(applicants leave)
And we, while our heroes are preparing for their debut, will send a telegram to Grandfather Frost. I already wrote the text, but I forgot to write “adjectives”. So you need adjectives.
(The facilitator writes down all the adjectives spoken in a row on the form, then reads aloud what happened.)
"……………………………… Santa Claus! All……………………. Guests are looking forward to your ………………………. parish. New Year is the most………………….. ………………… holiday of the year. With ……………………………… mood we will sing for you ……………………….. songs, dance ………………………. dancing! Finally, it has come………………….. …..New Year! How do not want to talk about ………………………. work. But we promise that we will work …………………………. and receive only …………………….. …salary. So open your …………………… bag and give us …………………….. gifts. With respect to you, …………………… aunts and ……………………… uncles!
We wrote and sent the telegram, now it's time to call Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Let's shout: One, two, three - Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden come! (everyone calls Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. After the third attempt, Santa Claus enters the hall and reads a pre-prepared text)
Father Frost: Hello, hello my friends!
I pinned down on your holiday:
Seventh year of the new century
For these two millennia!
I'm so tired of everyone (to the soul of the mother)
Happy New Year to you!
From century to century, from year to year
Wishing you a hassle-free life!
As soon as you don't get bored
On my winter holiday straight from the field
Shout heart-rendingly "Santa Claus!"
Did I step on your tail?
And everyone is so happy...
It's like it's my first time here!
Gifts, are you waiting for a pancake?
They'd better drive to the store!
Freebie - everyone here is happy
But I'm not a wholesale warehouse.
Leading: Grandpa, what are you mad about? Oh, where did he get to?
Looks like they celebrated their holiday before us. Snegurochka - where did you leave it?
Father Frost: Don't be afraid! Won't disappear.
Now finish smoking and come.
/the Snow Maiden comes out/
Snow Maiden: Here I am! Grandpa, hello!
Did you congratulate everyone or not?
Father Frost: Congratulate yourself. I will shut up...
Snow Maiden. What am I all about?! I do not want.
Father Frost: You didn't smoke around the corner?
Or maybe you caught a cold?
/ sings to the motive of the song “Oh, you, my poor trumpet fool” /.
Oh you, my poor, oh Snow Maiden,
The figurine has become thin from smoking,
Maybe you should see a doctor?
Snow Maiden: I do not want anything!
Father Frost: You, Snow Maiden, I have a pretty one,
There are decent people looking at you.
Start making a round dance
Snow Maiden: Well, you, grandfather, go ahead!
Presenter:
Have fun honest people
Sadness - well, not a bit!
Let's start a round dance
"The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree"!
(everyone gets up in a round dance and sings a song)
THEATER-IMPROMPT
And now we're going to put on a play
But first, let's count together:
1, 2, 3 - Santa Claus, of course, you.
4.5, - You will play the wolf.
6, 7, 8, - We ask you to play the Christmas tree.
9, 10 - You are a bunny,
Cute and lovely.
11, 12 - it's time to wrap up.
The pig is the symbol of the year
Try to play her.
Are the spectators there? Ah, no doubt.
Account ended. The actors all take the stage.
Selected actors act out
New Year's fairy tale
Fairy tale, fairy tale joke,
Telling her is no joke.
So that from the very beginning
The story touched my soul
So that in the middle all the people
Her mouth was open,
So that no one: neither old nor small -
She didn't fall asleep.
In the ice palace high
Red-nosed, blue-eyed
Once upon a time there was Grandfather Frost ...
He worked hard:
He waved his arms
Covering the rivers with ice
Blowing north and south
Frost all around
He painted patterns on the windows,
To be pleasing to the eye
The stars lit up in the sky,
The Christmas tree was wrapped in snow;
He put a Bunny to the Christmas tree,
He made her watch.
Under the Christmas tree Zainka galloped,
Like an autumn leaf trembled.
Behind him is a toothy gray wolf
(Wolves know a lot about Hares).
He ran with his mouth open.
(A hare would not fall into the mouth)
And sometimes our Christmas tree
The hare hid from the Wolf:
Branches lowered low
The Wolf was not allowed to go to the Hare.
The wolf is hungry for the moon
Howled through the veil of blizzards.
Snapped sharp fangs
And looked at Elka.
The hare snuggled up to the Christmas tree,
And green needles
Tickled his belly
Paws, nose and behind the ear ...
The wolf walked around the Christmas tree,
Like a toothy crocodile.
Finally, smoking shag,
Arranged a disassembly for the Christmas tree:
“Once again hide the Bunny,
You will cry with flammable tar ...
I will take you to the market
And I'll sell it to anyone
To stand in the New Year
Not in the forest, in a strange corner ... "
"Oink, oink, oink," came the sound behind the bush.
This is a nice kind Borov -
Warm heart, tough temper.
He began to protect the Christmas tree,
Grunt at the Wolf, scold him.
He is a wolf by the tail:
“What, got caught, they say, scoundrel!
Don't hurt the weak!"
The wolf broke and run.
But Frost overtook him -
Poor Wolf almost froze.
But Wolf Elka regretted
And warmed in her needles.
"The New Year is coming soon -
Will we forgive his people?"
The wolf repented instantly,
He became sweet and humble:
Elka kissed his paws,
Called Frost "Daddy"
Gave a carrot to a hare
And invited me to dance.
And he bowed to Borov,
Apparently he weighed everything well:
Borov, after all, will reign for a year,
You have to be friends with him!
The moral of this tale is this:
Must have a sober head
Before getting down to business,
Weigh all the pros - and act boldly!
Today we are "for" - fun,
"For" - a slightly intoxicating potion,
"For" - Happy New Year,
May he bring joy! (all)
Dear friends! In order for you to have at least some memory of our evening, in addition to a hangover, we decided to hold a comic lottery for you. So:
To make the holiday even more fun - The New Year's lottery draw begins. Hurry, hurry Play the lottery, Because you can experience happiness in the lottery! / assistant distributes numbers. Lottery draw in progress/
Leading: Not sad to have faces
I invite you to the dance circle!
Let's have some fun friends
In this wonderful winter hour!
/dance break/
TOAST Friends! On this beautiful evening, I want to make another toast. I ask you to raise your glasses to tomorrow's economic paradise, in spite of today's price hell, to the coming genius of your children, to your beloved wives, in spite of television beauty contests, to your husbands, in spite of the fact that they do not look much like Schwarzenegger and Alain Delon. Despite adversity, despite worries - smile! Not to survive, but to live! Just live! Just believe! Just to love!
/alcohol break/
TOAST. Many people suffer from unrequited love ... for themselves. Fortunately, we are not like that. So let's drink for us - we are the only ones at home! Let's drink to our modesty, known throughout Europe! Great for us!
ENDING.
And now, so that the anti-pokhmelin does not remain without work for tomorrow, let's fix all the congratulations and raise a glass. And the toast will be like this:
Bored old year
You've been with us for too long!
We will remember you now
And we go to the gate.
Take your trouble with you
And sadness and loss
so that we don't have them.
In the coming year!
And they had a generous table,
Circle of friends, family and loved ones,
beauty, health, strength
And best of luck!
/PAUSE/
It's a pity, but it's time for us to say goodbye ... We leave to meet again. Finally, let's raise our glasses For hope, faith, love! We say to everyone: "Goodbye" -
It's time for parting.
And in this winter, late hour-
The last dance is for you!
THEATER OF MINIATURES
"Once upon a New Year's Eve..."
The characters of the fairy tale (11 actors), having heard their name, say:
CURTAIN"SH-SH-CHIK!"
CHRISTMAS TREE“You can’t reach the top of your head, that’s how high!”
HARE"One, two, three, four, five - the bunny went out for a walk."
SNOWFLAKES"The snow is spinning, flying, flying!".
SWORD TREASURE"Assa-whack!".
IVAN TSAREVICH"Hut, hut, turn your back to the forest, front to me!"
SNOW MAIDEN"It's not my fault, he came to me!"
SANTA CLAUS"Happy New Year! Go to hell!".
RIGHT HEAD Serpent Gorynych"I am hungry!".
LEFT HEAD Serpent Gorynych"Bab I want!"
THIRD HEAD Serpent Gorynych"I do not give a damn!".
Action one:
Curtain. In front of you is a snow-covered forest glade, on which stands a slender, slightly thoughtful Christmas tree. Squinting with his eyes and confusing his tracks, a cowardly, slightly thoughtful Hare jumps.
White and fluffy, slightly thoughtful Snowflakes whirl in a slow round dance.
Action two.
Curtain. On a snow-covered glade, a pensive Christmas tree shakes its branches. The hare drives a round dance of Snowflakes. The Snow Maiden enters the clearing. She jumps merrily, makes snowballs and tries to hit the Hare. Ivan Tsarevich appears. Exhausted by life in the forest, the Snow Maiden and Ivan Tsarevich, who kissed all the surrounding frogs, meet eyes, their hearts beat faster, and they immediately fall in love with each other.
Action three.
Curtain. Suddenly, thunder rumbles, the branches of the Christmas tree tremble, under which the Hare hides in a panic, dispersing the round dance of Snowflakes. The terrible Serpent Gorynych appears. He snatches the Snow Maiden from the hands of Ivan Tsarevich and takes her to the thirtieth kingdom. It becomes quiet. Ivan Tsarevich, out of grief, tries to hang himself on the Christmas tree. Curtain.
Action four.
Curtain. A slender Christmas tree stands in the clearing, under which the cowardly Hare huddled in fear. Sobbing Ivan Tsarevich in despair is going to hang himself on the Christmas tree. A taut Santa Claus comes out into the clearing with an elastic step. He looks around at everyone with a playful look and immediately grasps the situation. Grandfather Frost shakes Ivan Tsarevich by the shoulder and, holding out the Treasury Sword, blesses him to search for the Snow Maiden. Encouraged, Ivan Tsarevich grabs the Treasury Sword. Curtain.
Action five.
Curtain. Ivan Tsarevich and Serpent Gorynych converge in battle. They fight for three days and three nights. Deftly, Ivan Tsarevich beats the Serpent Gorynych on the right head. The right head falls off! The second time the Sword-treasurer whistles - the Left head falls! For the third time, Ivan Tsarevich swings the Sword ... victory has been won! End of the Third Head of the Serpent Gorynych. The Snow Maiden runs out and falls into the arms of Ivan Tsarevich. Curtain.
Action six.
Curtain. On a snow-covered forest glade stands a slender, cheerful Christmas tree. A cheerful Hare jumps across the clearing, squinting his eyes and confusing his tracks. White fluffy Snowflakes whirl in a cheerful round dance.
Santa Claus peers into the distance. Ivan Tsarevich and the Snow Maiden appear. Everyone rejoices and squeals with happiness. Curtain.
best chauffeur- A long rope is tied to two cars, at the ends of which a pencil is tied, at a signal two participants begin to wind the rope around the pencil who is faster.
The most attentive.
I will tell you a story
In half a dozen phrases
I'll just say the number three
Take the prize immediately
Once we caught a pike
Gutted, but inside
Small fish were seen
And not just one, but whole... Seven
When you want to remember poetry
Don't bite them until late at night
Take and repeat at night
Once another, but better .... ten.
Dreaming guy hardened
Become an Olympic champion
Look, do not be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two .... march.
One day a train at the station
I had to wait 3 hours...
Well, friends, you did not take the prize
When it was possible to take.
Nose, nose, mouth.
The players stand in a circle. The leader says nose nose mouth. When pronouncing the first 2 words, he takes the nose, and with the 3rd word he takes the place of the mouth by the ear or another part of the body, the players must do it correctly, and not as the leader shows.
Raise the ball to your chin.
Two couples man and woman. They stand opposite each other, holding a small rubber ball between their stomachs. The task is to roll the ball to the chin with rotational movements.
PROPS: 2 BALLS.
Feed me.
Two people sit on a chair, each of them is given a banana. Your task is to peel a banana and eat it without the help of hands.
PROPS: 2 CHAIRS AND 2 BANANAS.
Matryoshkas.
This game is played by two men. The task is to put on a skirt and tie a scarf as quickly as possible, go to the microphone and say "Happy New Year".
PROPS: 2 SKIRTS AND 2 PATHS.
Two oxen.
Two participants A rope is put on both players. Two chairs with prizes are placed on either side of the players. The task is who will reach the prize faster.
PROPS: 2 CHAIRS, 2 PRIZES, A ROPE CONNECTED IN A CIRCLE.
QUESTIONS ARE JOKES.
1. How to throw an object in a straight line so that it returns to the same point? (Toss up).
2. If the dog's leg is considered a tail, then how many legs will the dog have? (Four)
3. Guests have arrived, and you have only lemonade and tomato juice in your refrigerator. What will you unlock first? (Fridge).
4. When do elephants have 8 legs? (When there are two).
5. The man turned off the light and managed to get to bed before it got dark. How did he do it? (Lay down to sleep during the day).
6. Without what dish is it impossible to dine in Russia? (Without bread).
7. How to catch 9 elephants? (10 and one to let go).
8. No fluff or feather ... What is it? (Cot).
9. Who sits with his back to the president? (Chauffeur).
10. What will not even fit into the largest pot? (Its lid).
11. What kind of dishes do not eat? (From empty).
12. What will happen tomorrow, but what happened yesterday? (Today).
13. When a woman not only wants, but is obliged to look in the mirror? (Woman driving).
14. Why is the rooster always cheerful? (Many women and not a single mother-in-law).
15. Is it possible to have a rest with the whole family on one voucher? (Yes, if you send your mother-in-law to a sanatorium using this voucher).
16. Three, yes three - what will happen? (Corn).
17. Why doesn't the fish bite? (No beak).
18. How are trout cleaned? (Do not clean. No scales).
19. What is always in one place and happens everywhere? (Nose).
20. What is always in front of you, but you can’t see it in any way? (Future).
21. How to make it dark without blowing out the candle? (Close eyes).
22. Who doesn't get their hair wet in the rain? (Bald).
23. How to double your money? (Look at them in the mirror).
24. What is the very first thing we do in the morning? (Wake up).
25. Who can stop the car with one hand? (Inspector of traffic police).
26. Who works carelessly? (Firefighters).
27. Who plunges headlong into work? (Diver).
What worries yesterday's schoolchildren and today's applicants most of all at the beginning of a new academic year? Difficult lectures? Hard sessions? Hungry weekdays in a hostel? No! The main thing is initiation into students, and only then everything else. After all, first-year students do not know what to expect from the holiday: official speeches by the rector and deans, funny skits from senior students, tests and competitions, or dances and songs-alterations. Or maybe the anthem of the faculty, a solemn oath and parting words will run like a red thread through the whole concert? It is not known exactly. Each university, institute and college has its own initiation scenario with different "zest" and "tricks".
How to spend an interesting holiday "initiation into students": a script for college
Entering a university, thousands of children are looking forward to becoming students; today this interesting holiday is held in colleges, institutes and universities with a solemn part, humorous digressions and all kinds of entertainment. But a few centuries ago, in certain European countries, applicants had to endure a lot of trials and torments in order to eventually receive the title of full-fledged members of the student society. Even in Western-style youth films, the process of "initiation" looks like an exciting, adrenaline-filled, and sometimes even creepy spectacle. Fortunately, in our country everything is much simpler. In order to hold an interesting "initiation into students" holiday, the script for the college is filled exclusively with official ceremonies and entertaining numbers for young people.
Principles of organization and selection of a student initiation scenario for a college
Depending on the preferences and traditions of a particular university, initiation into students is carried out either at the beginning of the academic year (September-October), or after overcoming the first session (in January-February). The event usually consists of two halves: the official part with congratulations from the professors and the presentation of student documents, as well as an unofficial continuation with various performances, concert numbers, tests, competitions.
In addition to the scheme of holding and filling the holiday, beginners are concerned about the time and place of its holding. In most cases, the official part takes place in the assembly hall of the educational (sometimes central) building, in the local house of culture or a rented banquet hall. The first-year students choose the place for the continuation of the celebration on their own, if the graduates did not take care of this before. Sometimes senior students take on the mission of organizing and conducting the informal part of the initiation, preparing everything necessary in advance: from the scenario of the holiday to the decor of the hall and musical arrangement.
Scenarios of the unofficial part of initiation into a student are always different, even within the same university. But the official half of the celebration in most cases consists of the same elements:
- Congratulatory speech of representatives of the university;
- Parting words of senior students;
- The response word of freshmen;
- Competitions and concert numbers;
- Oath of students, delivery of documents and key;
Already at the solemn part, the newcomers begin to prove that "they are not born with a bast." Having rehearsed several numbers in advance (songs, skits, dances, etc.), the guys perform at their first student concert. And then follows the continuation of the holiday - the unofficial part. Most often, it is held in a rented cafe hall, a nightclub, a city square or a hostel assembly hall. There, all the most interesting tests for undergraduate students begin.
Initiation into students: a cool script for an institute and a university
They say that you become a real student only after successfully passing the first session. But it was not there! Sometimes, for initiation into students, they choose such extraordinary scenarios with cool tests that only after passing them to the end you can become a full-fledged member of the student fraternity of an institute or university. Most often, such holidays are divided into two traditional parts and are fully equipped with everything you need: microphones, speakers, amplifiers, light music, photo and video equipment, the necessary props for skits, competitions and more. At the official part, in addition to the heroes of the occasion, there is the administration of the university, professorial staff, relatives of freshmen and graduates. In the second half of the evening, only students and part of the teachers participate.
How to write a cool student initiation script for an institute and a university
For such a youth event as initiation into students, a script that is cool for an institute and university should not be replete with officialdom and overly solemn congratulations. It's tiring and boring for most of the audience in the audience. One sincere congratulation from the rector, if the dedication is university-wide, or from the dean, if it is optional, is quite enough.
Of course, a well-written scenario of the event should include the traditions familiar to a particular university. Among them:
- solemn oath of freshmen;
- hymn of students (university or faculty);
- presentation of a student card, key, etc.;
But 2-3 obligatory elements are quite enough to streamline the holiday and at the same time not make it unbearably boring and old-fashioned. For the rest, it is better to give preference to the concert numbers of the first-year students themselves - song performances, choreographic productions, humorous skits, reworked songs, ditties.
The informal part of the script should be as close to student life as possible: with lively impromptu humor, cool tests for beginners, tasks with tricks, competitions for survival, an abundance of music, alcoholic drinks and unhealthy snacks.
If teachers are present at the second act of the holiday, you can also get them to participate in competitions from undergraduates. So, it is worth offering teachers to pass the exam with real tickets and no less real questions. A brave professor will certainly not refuse to show off her knowledge. True, the questions in such tickets should be somewhat different:
- How to live up to a scholarship for 2 weeks if there are 100 r in your wallet?
- What are 12 ways to cook "Dosherak"?
- How to darn a single pair of socks before a date with a girl, if only a cactus has needles in the dorm room?
During the event, all those who took part and won the competition are recommended to be awarded small presents with humorous overtones: a roll of toilet paper, a pack of salt, a spare pen, a box of matches, etc.
Tests and competitions for freshmen for initiation into students
The rector spoke, the deans had their say, the fifth-year students gave parting words, the newcomers answered and promised not to discredit the honor of the university ... And now, when the official part of the holiday is over, the time comes for the unofficial stage of initiation. At this time, the attention of the audience is completely captured by an experienced, cheerful and sociable host, a senior student or a young teacher, who will take on the function of announcing the numbers of the concert program and conducting all kinds of "initiation". At the stage of entertaining initiation into students, yesterday's applicants will have to go through a lot of tests and competitions for freshmen. We have collected the best of them for your scenario in our selection.
A selection of cool contests and tests for the holiday "initiation into students"
Tests and competitions for first-year students for initiation into students are an integral part of the entire procession. You can't do without funny humorous tasks. It is important to write the script in such a way that fun entertainment takes up at least a third of the evening.
- The fate of the faculty
The facilitator calls one representative from each faculty onto the stage. From the props - three stools located in a triangle (opposite each other). On the first, a thick reference book; on the second, a beer mug; on the third, pictures or a photograph of a young girl. Participants are blindfolded, placed in the center between stools and unwound. The representative must determine the fate of his faculty by approaching one of the props. If the participant chooses a stool with a book, students will be excellent students and nerds. The choice falls on a stool with a beer mug - the whole faculty will revel from session to session. If the representative comes across a chair with a "girl", students will devote more time to their personal lives than to their studies.
According to the rules of the competition, and just for humor, during the "determination of fate" stools are rearranged from hour to hour. To play a trick on individual representatives, a beer mug can be replaced with an army cap or something similar.
- Knowledge through tears.
All first-year students of a particular faculty (stream, group) participate in this test. The host invites the children to learn how hard it is to gnaw on the granite of science, and how bitter tears are during the session. The assistant brings a walnut and a glass of salted water to the stage for each participant. Tests will pass only those who will be able to crack the nut and drink "tears" to the bottom.
- To a new path.
Applicants who have received the honorary status of first-year students begin a new life, open the next stage of development, go on a long journey in higher sciences. So, it is necessary to cut the ribbon, which will be followed by all these undertakings. And it would be better if this ribbon was not simple, but fun, original.
During the competition, the presenter invites freshmen to cut an unusual ribbon with some uncomfortable object. For example: electrical tape with a large saw, magnetic tape with a kitchen cutter, LED tape with a nail file, bandage tape with a blunt scalpel, etc. Let the selection of materials fully correspond to the specifics of the university. Fun and spectacular!
Initiation into students: scene script and song-alteration
You can supplement and even complete the concert script on the occasion of initiation into students with an excellent scene or a song-alteration according to the profile of the faculty. Today there is already a whole list of the most frequent compositions that are subjected to musical caricature. These include: "Airplanes First", "Autumn" DDT, "I'm tired" Quest Pistols, "Five Minutes" from the popular HF, "My Baby" Hands up and others. But we offer you something new and not yet boring:
- Law students
- Economics students
- Philology students
- Welding students
- medical students
Scenarios for the celebration of initiation into students
Concerts in honor of the dedication of applicants to students change from year to year. It makes no sense to describe these or those numbers, because outdated ditties, practical jokes and KVN performances are being replaced by more creative and modern flash mobs, tests with jokes, video presentations. Although these numbers will eventually be replaced by something even more new and unusual. But there is still a classical element of the concert, unchanged for decades. We are talking about humorous skits on student topics. It is they who help the "senior" to acquaint the first-year students with all the important aspects of student life: the educational process, preparation for exams, work practice, life in a hostel, relations between graduates and newcomers. Obviously, skits and songs-alterations play a significant role in initiation into students. Therefore, the choice of material should be approached responsibly.
See the most original, fun and creative scene scenarios below.
"The educational process through the eyes of students"
All students sit quietly, eyes on the floor. The teacher enters with a bang.
Teacher: Stand up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Get up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Two for inattention! (a student from the third desk sat down and got up at the wrong time)
Teacher: Who is not?
Student: And... and... And...
Teacher: Ivanov is not there? Two for Ivanov!
Student: And... And... And...
Teacher: There is no needle?! Two Needles!
Student: And... And... And...
Teacher: And you're two, so you don't stutter! Who is the headman of the stream?! (student gets up) Well, erysipelas! Two! We check our homework. Here you are, blonde, solved one hundred and twenty control tasks?!
Student: No
Teacher: Two! What about you, brunette?
Student: Yes
Teacher: You're lying! I wrote it off from him!
Points to the student on the last desk
Teacher: And now I will ask you! Shut up, bandits! Here you are, from the last desk, to the board!
The student, trembling, comes out, stands up to the board, spreads his legs, and raises his hands up.
Teacher: Are there cheat sheets?!
Student: No
Teacher: Maybe there is?
Student: No
Teacher: Or is there?
Student: No
Teacher: So, I didn’t prepare! Two!!! There are ten seconds left until the end of the lesson. Let's do a lot of testing. Whoever solves twenty out of ten problems will receive three. The rest are two! Hand out leaflets! Collect leaves! Get up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Get up, bandits! Sit down, bandits! Get up, bandits! And if this happens again, then everyone in the dean's office, and without! Ste! Pen! Di! AND!
By syllables, students sit down. On the last syllable, the student from the back of the desk falls to the floor.
Teacher: You need to shoot such people!
"Learning process through the eyes of a teacher"
On stage, seven students go about their business. The teacher enters cautiously.
Instructor: Heh heh
Students zero attention
Teacher: Good afternoon! It's me, your teacher, Semyon Semyonovich.
Students: (in chorus) Ah, Semyon Semyonitch...
Teacher: Where is our magazine?
Students: (in chorus) We don't have a magazine...
Teacher: Oh, what is this?
The student pulls out a magazine from under her and slaps it in front of the professor's nose.
Teacher: Oh, thanks! Who's not here today?
Students: (in chorus) Many are missing today
Teacher: Where are they?
Students: (in chorus) Went to the cinema
Teacher: Why didn't you go?
Students: (in chorus) We've already seen this movie.
Teacher: Then, let's check your homework.
Students: (in chorus) Wu-u-u... No-e-e
Teacher: Okay, okay. Let me ask you a little
Student from the third desk: Oh, you rascal!
On the third desk they play cards, and one of the students runs into another
Teacher: I'm wildly sorry, but could you wake up the young man at the last desk.
A student from the third desk turns around and punches him in the forehead. The student from the last desk wakes up and wants to fight back.
Teacher: It's me, Semyon Semenych, I'm disturbing you
Student: Ah, Semenych...
Teacher: Tell me, how much is 250 plus 250?
Student: (thinking) Half liter! (answers after prompt)
Teacher: Wow, alcoholic jokers! Sit down, I give you "good".
Student from the third desk: And me?
Teacher: You are fine too.
Students from the first desk: (in chorus) What about us!!?
Teacher: And you girls are “excellent”. There are 44 minutes left until the end of the lesson. I'll let you go a little early today. Only tiptoe past the dean's office.
A high-quality scenario of initiation into students is the key to a successful celebration. Fill it with funny and provocative tests, competitions, skits, songs-alterations - and a bright event will forever remain in the memory of freshmen of a college, institute, university.
What is "initiation"? Everyone will answer: “It depends where!” However, no one can argue with the fact that in any case this should be a very important and solemn moment in life. applies to such activities. This is a new stage in the life of a girl or a young man. Each scene for initiation into students, played out at a festive concert, will bring a lot of pleasure to those present.
This moment is somewhat reminiscent of the transfer of soldiers from “spirits” to “scoops”, and then to “grandfathers”. New students are no longer "despicable entrants", not "miserable small fry", but first-year students accepted into the circle of students at a university or other educational institution.
Different universities have different traditions
Of course, each educational institution has its own customs and features of initiation. Somewhere it coincides with Freshman's Day, and somewhere any other convenient moment is chosen for this holiday. The entertainment program provides for a wide variety of performances: songs, dances, solemn speeches. One of the most interesting performances will also be a well-thought-out scene for initiation into students. What should she be?
The scene for initiation into students can be played not only by senior students, but also by teachers. However, this is not so important. The most important thing is to make it original. In addition, the concert should leave a lot of pleasant impressions, please all those present in the hall.
Do not forget also that initiations into students differ not only in each university, but also in each faculty.
How to organize the perfect concert?
What should be kept in mind when writing a script? The scene for initiation into students, for example, should be very bright and memorable. But the most important thing is to pay attention to which part of the concert it will be shown: in the official part or after it (if the youth decides to organize something more interesting).
Scenes for dedication to students can be dedicated to your favorite teachers, include humorous poems, songs and ditties: both about the university and about a particular faculty. You can show your own films about life at the institute, or you can voice the "snide" hit parade of the so-called "gouging", listing the special "merits" of each of them.
In a word, undergraduates can come up with many different interesting numbers.
Competitions will give students a lot of fun!
Scenes for initiation into students make up a large part of the concert program. However, in between them, you can also insert all kinds of contests. Bright, dynamic, noisy and fun games and competitions will surely appeal to everyone present at the gala event. Music, movement and good mood are an integral part of every competition held at a concert.
They are invented so that first-year students see what they have to go through in the coming life. By the way, you can combine one and the other. A competition and a scene for initiation into students is a funny and funny composition! You can organize such a number in different ways.
Scene for initiation into students with game elements
There are, of course, many options. For example, those present in the hall should definitely like such a scene for dedication to students - funny and unusual. It's called "Fate of the Stream".
To begin with, three chairs are placed on the stage. A book is placed on one of them, a glass (for example, beer) is placed on the other, a girl or a guy sits on the third (the gender of the participant must be opposite to the sex of the one who is initiated into students). What does it mean? The book will symbolize the desire to study, beer - to entertainment, but a young girl or boy - to love. The contestant, as a rule, is blindfolded, spun and asked to move exactly where he sees fit. A glass of beer, by the way, can be put on a camouflage cap - this will be a wonderful symbol of the results of slovenliness. The choice of a House Captain will determine the "fate" of the entire stream. This game is a lot of laughter and fun!
But still, special attention should be paid to specialties. A scene at an initiation into students at a medical institute, for example, may remind future professionals that it will be very difficult to gnaw at the granite of science. For this, freshmen are given white coats and walnuts. Each student needs to "gnaw" a nut - that is, to crack it in some way.
He is washed down with a glass of salt water, because study is not sugar at all. Nuts can also be replaced with crackers with pepper or hard biscuits with mustard. In a word, it must be shown that a real doctor must be ready for various difficulties.
Get ready for some weird fun
Jokes and various tasks can be very original. For example, such a scene for initiation into students will seem very cheerful to everyone present. Senior lawyers fill them with paint and spray it on new students.
The "initiates" must draw up a comic protocol about what "shines" for this hooligans. Then the color of the paint is considered. The one who got hit by the white one is distinguished by the unclouded mind of a freshman. The one who received a charge of black paint is distinguished by the darkness that reigns in the head of yesterday's entrants. However, the light of the teaching promises to disperse it. An explanation can be thought of for each color. The main thing is to show your imagination.
Well, in any case, before the initiation, it is necessary to collect all available information about how this event usually takes place at the university. Ask undergraduates, check with teachers for some details, etc. Any source of information in this matter will be very useful.
Paint-drenched contests, for example, will require appropriate clothing, which is simply not a pity. Do not forget also that all the “jokes” of newcomers are friendly and absolutely harmless. Only a few years will pass, and you yourself will organize such an initiation, remembering how you had fun, feeling like real students.
Don't forget to decorate the room
So, the solemn moment has come. Any celebratory number, any scene for initiation into students for freshmen (machine operators, doctors, lawyers, economists, etc.) - all this should take place in a beautifully decorated hall. Here you can hang balloons, flags and wall newspapers. This will perfectly complement skits, dances and various musical numbers.
The hall, decorated with the hands of undergraduates, by the way, clearly sets up future students for an interesting, ebullient and responsible Youth enjoy the holiday, thinking about activity, discipline and successful studies. A scene for initiation into students at a medical or any other university, played in such a hall, will bring a lot of pleasure!
Commemorative gifts to the "dedicated" - a solemn moment
Another important nuance. For freshmen, you need to prepare special presentations. The scene for initiation into students in a hostel can be supplemented, for example, with commemorative key chains with the image of the university. You can also prepare notebooks or diaries for freshmen.
And you can pick up gifts, based on the features of the faculty of beginners. That is, shoe covers are suitable for doctors, goose feathers for journalists, and mouse pads for programmers. All these, of course, are symbolic gifts, but nonetheless very pleasant.
New students should not remain in debt
But that's not all! Beginners can also make small surprises for seniors. A scene for initiation at a medical institute, at an economic or pedagogical institute, can be completed with interesting gifts from former applicants.
Senior students can be presented with pre-prepared wall newspapers with photographs and anecdotes about their adventures that occurred during their studies. You can learn about all these points from the teachers in advance.
Warm words must also be said to your senior comrades. Freshmen, despite being slightly bullied, should still thank future graduates for a fun and enjoyable pastime.
End the event with a performance by bright and talented students
And the holiday is coming to an end! How to decorate the final? Of course, the performances of senior students. This means that the scene for initiation into students of an accountant, physician, lawyer, etc. can be continued with a variety of dances and songs. Let the upperclassmen show what they are capable of, in addition to studying. Let them showcase their talents!
As a result, everyone should be happy with the holiday. There is no doubt that this day will be remembered for a lifetime!
The Organizing Committee for the preparation of the Freshman's Day should take care in advance that posters and humorous drawings on student topics are written and posted on the day of the holiday. Multicolored, colorful, they can decorate not only the hall in which the evening performance will take place, but also corridors, stairs, etc. All this will create a mood appropriate for the holiday in the morning. Texts:
- If you were late for the technical school and came only to the second lesson, do not be upset - it is never too late to study.
- The number of fools is decreasing, but their quality is growing.
- Repetition is the mother of learning. Repetition is the mother of learning. Repetition is the mother of learning...
- Teaching - light, and ignorance - a little light, and to work.
- The fish rots from the head, and the student - from the tail.
- In agricultural work, students sowed ... three foremen.
- Once in the swamp, start croaking: those who do not croak, it sucks.
- The number pi does not apply to round fools.
- Each person is talented: one discovers the theory of relativity, the other knows how to move his ears.
- A stunning blonde from the M-31 group is looking for a guy to shake him.
- Teachers! Be calm: now you can’t figure it out for yourself, let alone for three.
- Announcement: prickly eyes. Truth.
- There are pioneers in any business.
- You can, of course, catch up with America, but it is tactically more competent to sit on her wheel.
- To the attention of subscribers: a recognizance not to leave is open.
Venue: auditorium.
Decoration: posters, banners, drawings, which can be hung from corridors, stairs, etc. shortly before the start of the performance. on the walls of the auditorium. In the most conspicuous place, it is written in large letters: WE CHOSEN THE ROAD TOMORROW. Nearby, on the tablet, there is a symbol of the profession that is mastered within the walls of this educational institution. At the entrance to the hall, freshmen are met by two senior girls who give them a flower (if possible) and a greeting card, which says:
Dear friend!
In an hour you will be initiated into students (students) and become equal among equals within the walls of (name of the educational institution). Remember this day for the rest of your life, in which, as on today's holiday, take the front rows.
Good afternoon, COLLEAGUE!
Girls offer freshmen to occupy the first rows.
Musical accompaniment: phonogram with songs on topics related to study or future profession. Or any others.
When everyone takes their places in the hall, the music stops, the lights in the hall go out and only the stage remains illuminated. The presenter approaches the microphone on stage. The music stops.
LEADING. Good evening everyone! Today we have a holiday - first-year students will be initiated into students. Hardly anyone today will remember where and when this tradition was born. Perhaps even in those distant times, when there was a saying: A chicken is not a bird, a freshman is not a student. But a lot of water has flowed under the bridge since then. A modern freshman in a month and a half of study already manages to see and learn as much as the students of Socrates did not comprehend in years. And really, just think how much has happened since September 1st! This includes agricultural work with its vast front of work and autumn bad weather. If we translate the words of a well-known song in the past performed by Lev Leshchenko, it will turn out very close to the truth:
And completely unaware of
That the harvester has been standing idle for a long time,
Group of freshmen crawling
She plowed the field with her body.
Chorus:
From the fields comes: hurry!
Only baskets protrude from the furrows.
There is no sweeter freshman
Than the one on beets or potatoes.
LEADING. But now the agricultural work has ended and the merry-go-round of the educational process has swirled the students: lectures and practical, homework and control from morning to night. And if today at school the first class is like an institute, then what can we say about the first year? In a week, freshmen become academicians. So it is possible to say without any exaggeration that in modern conditions the saying that a chicken is not a bird, a freshman is not a student is incorrect. It is for this reason that we have gathered in this hall today. Let's welcome our freshmen, the heroes of today's celebration.
Freshmen get up. They are greeted with applause by all present. The song From the vagants of D. Tukhmanov sounds. The guys sit down. The music stops.
LEADING. What awaits them tomorrow? What to prepare for, what to hope for? This question, without a doubt, worries every freshman. And therefore, I think it would be wrong on our part not to shed some light on some aspects of student life.
Students perform two sketches: Exam L. Izmailov and Even-fail N. Bulgakov
Exam
STUDENT. Hello teacher!
TEACHER. Did you attend my lectures?
STUDENT. Who?
TEACHER. Did you, did you go to my lectures?
STUDENT. What?
TEACHER. I ask you for the last time, have you been to my lectures?
STUDENT. Well, you got the same thing, honestly. You don't have any other questions, do you? Wow you have so much! For example, the first question of the second ticket: What is the current?
TEACHER. Current is the directed movement of electrons. Pah you!
STUDENT. Alright, let's move on to the second question...
TEACHER. Hello...
STUDENT. Hello. I greeted you as soon as I entered, but you did not answer me. I thought, maybe you have some kind of trouble, maybe something happened at your house?
TEACHER. Listen, who's the examiner here?
STUDENT. What, do you have any doubts? I don't have them and can't have them. You are a well-known person, a teacher, and if someone says what is wrong, then I, your favorite student, I am the first one, I don’t know what I will do ...
TEACHER. Yes, I see you for the first time in my life!
STUDENT. So what? It makes you feel worse, doesn't it? I never saw you myself. (shakes the teacher's hand).
TEACHER. Release your hand now! Answer the first question: What is current?
STUDENT. Current is the directed movement of electrons.
TEACHER. This is what I told you.
STUDENT. Who is arguing with you?
TEACHER. I was the first to say what current is.
STUDENT. Of course, you. And if someone thinks that Faraday said it, then I'm the first one who doesn't know what ...
TEACHER. Let's move on to the second question. There is an amplifier in front of you.
STUDENT. Where?
TEACHER. Yes, he is not here!
STUDENT. What are you so worried about, he is not there, well, to hell with him. It was you who said that there was an amplifier here, I thought you were serious, but you were joking ... Ha-ha-ha! But you are a joker!
TEACHER. There is an amplifier!
STUDENT. There is, yes, of course, there is an amplifier, and let someone say that it is not so ...
TEACHER. Amplifier circuit ... What should be put at the input of the amplifier circuit so that the amplifier circuit rises at the output of the amplifier circuit?
STUDENT. Stop mocking! Is there an amplifier or not?
TEACHER. I'm asking you, is there an amplifier or not? Answer directly.
STUDENT. That's right, how to answer directly, because they are not there, I'm sitting in front of you alone, for the umpteenth time. And as you rightly said in your lectures, eyewitnesses told me what you do there, how you correctly write in your books, and this is also accessible to me ...
TEACHER. How much do you bet?
STUDENT. Bet as much as your conscience tells you, and any assistant can give me a four.
Even - miss
- You know? You know? You know?
- Y-yes...
- You know?
- Y-yes...
- Tell me.
- I do not know.
- Failed. Next. You know?
- You know.
- What kind of jokes? Failed. Next. You know?
- I know.
- What do you know?
- And all!
- All? Even I don't know everything. Failed. Next. You know?
- I know.
- What do you know?
- Ask what.
- What can I ask?
- A word about Igor's regiment.
- Tell me.
- Isn't it silly...
- Lepo. Well done. You know. Next. You know?
- I know.
- What do you know?
- Material.
- What material?
- Current.
- Offset. Next.
- Excuse me, we're together.
- Let's. Do you know?
- We know.
- Then answer. So-so ... What do you ask ... Offset, I suppose you want?
- Exactly. We want. Very... Both. How we want to eat.
- Well done. Offset-offset. Next.
- Already next to you.
- What is in my hand: pass-fail, pass-fail ...
- Offset.
- Guessed. Next.
- I.
- What?
- In love.
- In whom?
- Into the subject.
- In which?
- Like what? Of my love.
- And in what?
- In your.
- Well, in what?
- Which we rent.
- Which one do we sell?
- Well... You're already nitpicking...
- Failed. Next.
- I.
- What?
- In love.
- In whom?
- To you.
- Nahal. Offset. Next.
- We.
- Who?
- Next.
- Who?
- Kolk! Kolk! Stop sleeping, you'll oversleep!
- And this is not yet offset?
- Off, only you fell asleep. And here already two were asked!
LEADING. The introductory part of our holiday can be considered completed and we are moving on to the main numbers of our program. So, beauty contest.
The presenter at the microphone is replaced by the host of the beauty contest.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. Dear friends! Do you know what real beauty is? If not, consider yourself lucky because now you will find out. I invite participants of the city beauty contest to the stage. Meet, admire, evaluate. And together with you, the jury, composed of freshmen alone, will evaluate. By the way, for them it will be a kind of exam before the upcoming rite of passage. I ask the applicants to come on stage.
Four girls come on stage to the music. Three of them are boys in disguise. They dance across the stage and then line up in front of the audience. Each of the beauties in the hands of a token with the number: 1, 2, 3, 4. The music stops.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. First of all, let me introduce the charming contestants. Under the first number Irina Lapushkina, she is also Miss College of Trade (audience applauds). Under the second number Elena Krasavkina - Miss College of Communications). Katya Lyubimtseva has the third number. Katya became the winner of the beauty contest at the railway technical school. And, finally, at number four - ... (gives her real name), the incomparable Miss ... (names the institution)
The names of the applicants, whose roles are played by disguised guys, are fictitious. As for their titles, they can use the names of technical schools, colleges available in this city or region. As for her beauty, her role should be entrusted to a first-year student of this educational institution. Naturally, it will advantageously differ from its competitors.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. Well, now that all the contestants have been introduced, we can move on to the competition program. It has long been known that beauty and intelligence are inseparable. So I want to ask all the girls the same question: Why didn't you get into...? (called an institution)
The host goes to the first girl and gives her a microphone.
I. LAPUSHKINA. Dear friends! It hurts and hurts me that in my life I made the greatest mistake - I applied not to ..., but to a trade college. I'm so sorry about this. Do you believe me? (The girl takes out a handkerchief and wipes her tears).
The presenter approaches her, takes the microphone.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. Of course we believe, Irochka. Don't cry, because we have a holiday today. And I pass the microphone to the second contender of today's competition - Elena Krasavkina, a charming representative of the technical school of communications. Lenochka, please answer, why did you bypass ...?
E. KRASAVKINA. As the song says: Don't rub salt on my wound.... It seems to me that I will never forgive myself for this in my life (also starts to cry).
The leader approaches the girl and calms her down. Then asks the third girl.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. And what will Katenka Lyubimtseva tell us? I hope she is not less desperate because she preferred the railway technical school to ours. Am I right, Katyusha?
K. Lyubimtseva nods her head and also hides her tears in her handkerchief. The host of the competition smiles with satisfaction.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. Yes, the fight is very intense. It is immediately clear that the girls are well prepared for the competition. Their answers testify to a remarkable mind, corresponding to their beauty. But we still have one more contestant - Miss ....
The girl takes the microphone from the Host, stands ahead of her rivals, then takes out a student card (student card) and, proudly showing it to all the audience, says: And I entered ..., you can congratulate me!.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. Brilliant answer! We congratulate you, (says name) on an excellent choice, and at the same time, as I foresee, on winning a beauty contest. Am I right, dear jury?
The freshmen and all the audience applauded.
LEADING THE COMPETITION. I had no doubt that the jury would do its job perfectly. I thank all the girls for participating, they have not lost everything yet, you can try to transfer to us or enter next year. And I ask our queen to stay on stage.
For her coronation, I ask you to go up to the stage of the director t ... (calls).
The host of the competition is removed from the stage. The director rises to the stage to conduct the coronation ritual. In his speech, he congratulates all first-year students represented by the winner of the competition on choosing a profession and initiating first-year students into students. At the end of his speech, he puts a crown on the head of the winner of the beauty contest.)
The crown is made of colored cardboard. In its design, you should use the symbols of the profession that is the main one for this educational institution.
The host reappears on the stage.
LEADING. How nice that our holiday has taken on a royal scale. What do you want, my queen?
QUEEN. I can’t and don’t want to order, but I’ll ask - I’ll ask. I ask five freshmen to come up to the stage to participate in the solemn initiation ritual.
Five freshmen rise to the stage.
QUEEN. To be initiated, you must take an oath on behalf of all freshmen, and then...
DIRECTOR. And what will happen then, you will see for yourself. If you are ready, then repeat after me.
The director reads the oath, and the first-year students repeat after him only one word - I swear.
TEXT OF THE Oath.
Let there be many different professions -
All of them do not like the idle,
All of them do not like laziness.
I will overcome all things.
I will pass exams, tests, -
I'm not afraid of this job.
And I'll be patient.
On this I swear!
FRESHENERS. I swear!
I know this path is not easy
And there are many temptations on it,
But don't fool yourself
And learn somehow
I, a student, will be ashamed
(I, a student, am ashamed)
Both funny and inappropriate.
I'm not afraid of difficulties
On this I swear!
FRESHENERS. I swear!
It's not enough to be a good kid -
I will become a professional.
This is what I decide!
I declare this proudly!
This is the path to my luck
And it cannot be otherwise.
Away with doubts and sadness!
I swear to be a student!
(I swear to be a student!)
FRESHENERS. I swear!
DIRECTOR. And now I ask you to bring in a plate of student porridge. Taste it and you can be called full-fledged students.
A plate of porridge and five spoons are brought in. Freshmen try porridge.
LEADING. The ritual of initiation of first-year students into students has come true and I invite you to the stage for a greeting on behalf of the senior students ... (calls).
A student or group of undergraduates welcomes newly minted students. This should be a pre-prepared concert of amateur performances.
At the end of the speech, they hand over to the first-year students a symbolic pood of salt, which they will have to eat before they become real experts. After the end of the performance of the senior students, the presenter gives the floor to the freshmen. Two of them approach the microphone.
THE FIRST. Let me thank everyone who is with us today for the kind words of parting words.
SECOND. We also have something to say. And this is our first appeal in a new capacity, we address the director.
THE FIRST.
O wisest of the wisest!
Oh, smartest of the smartest!
Oh, the strictest of the strictest!
Don't take it as flattery
What is this time of year
When more often - bad weather,
An ode has been laid down in your honor
And we decided to present.
SECOND.
In the upcoming exams
This should be taken into account.
THE FIRST.
We are very prone to learning
We love to cram laws
And work with abstracts
And sit in the reading room.
But we suffer from modesty:
Though we feel we know
But we are silent and we all sigh,
At least there are spurs in the pockets.
SECOND.
In the upcoming exams
This should be taken into account.
THE FIRST.
We are not afraid of work
In the field, too, we will excel,
Although we are not very upset,
If the front of work has dried up.
But for the humblest dinner
We'll hit it all off.
Tighten the straps
We don't want any.
SECOND.
The freshman is no fool!
THE FIRST.
Well, if a disco,
Or other fun
We are ready for laughter
Dance in a row all night.
Well, what if it's difficult?
Open our eyelids in the morning
Taking a day off isn't bad.
Well, in short, we do not mind!
SECOND.
We need help with this!
THE FIRST.
Well, here are the couplets
The poets have written for you.
Even though it's not serious
(We are not serious people),
We'll grow up soon
Soon we'll all be wiser
Let's go gray, let's go bald...
TOGETHER. Freshmen, go!
To the music, the students, accompanied by the Queen, leave the stage.
LEADING. This wonderful evening has come to an end. I so want it to remain in the memory of every freshman for the rest of his life as a celebration of entering a new life. May it be so!
Music sounds. The evening is over. Dance program announced
The ceremony of initiation into students is a cheerful, joyful and cool holiday not only for freshmen, but also for all other students of a university, institute or college. It gives the guys the opportunity to have fun from the bottom of their hearts, take part in staging funny scenes, sing songs-alterations about the "hard" life of young people in chorus and feel with all their heart what a real student brotherhood means.
When developing a scenario for an event, it must be remembered that tests and competitions should not be offensive and humiliating. Let newcomers feel that they are really welcome in the educational institution and no one seeks to put them in an absurd position. This will help freshmen to relax and the process of infusion into the team will be calm, peaceful and painless.
An interesting holiday of initiation into students at the university - a script with songs-alterations
Fervent and cheerful songs-alterations are an excellent option for an interesting musical number for the scenario of the holiday of initiation into students. Neither applicants nor teachers remain indifferent to creative works of this kind. The beauty of these performances lies in the fact that the melody, as a rule, is well known to everyone, and at the very first sounding chords, everyone present at the event begins to sing along. Joint performance unites the first-year students with the rest of the guys more strongly and makes the student fraternity even stronger and more friendly.
To make the song number look catchy and attractive, you can supplement it with a mini-staging, thus clearly illustrating the words of the verses and chorus. This will give the performance a special chic and turn a standard university holiday into a bright, spectacular and memorable show.
To ensure beautiful musical accompaniment, it is worth involving the university ensemble. If there is no such team at the university, an ordinary phonogram will do. It can be easily reproduced by a music center or any other modern gadget connected to powerful speakers. You will need to place the equipment in the same room where the event will take place. At the right moment, one of the guys will simply press the play button, and the participants in the act will perform a cool reworked song for those present.
Lyrics of songs-alterations for dedication to students
Students live happily ... To the motive of the song "Moments"
You were a beardless schoolboy yesterday.
You dreamed of becoming a student, no doubt!
The list is posted on the stand. Hooray!
You found yourself there in an instant.
Student ID caresses the look
You accept congratulations from everyone.
And ask your parents for money
After all, it is necessary to note the receipt!
Students always live happily:
From the first day to the last.
After all, youth is the best time,
And it will fly by in an instant.
Each semester has its own season.
The time will come - you will understand
maybe,
That a deuce is not a shame at all,
You will fix it in an instant.
Do you think about studying sometimes,
You will not become a scientist without diligence.
Fail if the session, then
Your scholarship will float to another.
To the motive of the song "If you are a little over thirty ..."
If you have already finished school,
There is hope to become a cheerful student,
To study as a lawyer, or become a financier,
Or even a cool marketer.
But we live in Russia,
And we know who the students are.
Day and night they learn something, and are extremely tenacious,
And any disciplines storm.
Chorus.
A test is waiting for you, an exam is waiting for you,
Lectures, control without end.
If you're lucky, you'll be able to handle the tails.
Here are the things.
To write a term paper for glory,
Will you pray on the Internet.
The main thing is to catch a freebie in time.
That's the whole secret.
To the motive "I love you, life ..."
I'm a student guys. That in itself is not new.
At the moment, it's a very bad word.
Live a century - learn a century, drinking tea with margarine.
This is how your life will pass - and you will die like a club - like a club.
We have been given a lot - forty re * for four weeks.
I ate them a long time ago, and the soul is barely kept in the body.
In the light of every day, my stomach does not give me rest.
I don't have money. Life, you know what it is.
How the nightingales sing, twilight, a kiss at dawn.
Children are born from fits of love among students.
You will take and go to unload trains and moorings.
There will be grandchildren later. Everything will repeat again.
We will remember all those who died during the test week.
We are the happiest of them all, although we barely survived.
Our songs are simple. We don't need marches or hymns.
I love you, life, it's a pity that this love is not mutual.
Cool student initiation script for college - the best holiday ideas
The ceremony of initiation into students is relevant not only in higher educational institutions, but also in colleges. Festive events are organized there no less magnificently and on a large scale. For the script, they usually choose cool, funny and funny topics that are equally interesting for both seniors and beginners. Most often, the celebration consists of two parts: a short official one, where students are greeted by teachers and college staff, and an informal one, when boys and girls from senior years communicate with freshmen.
The general theme of the event is chosen according to the profile of the educational institution. Music colleges organize beautiful creative concerts with a large number of dance and song numbers. In medical schools, funny skits are held and funny skits are staged, reflecting the ins and outs of the life of doctors, nurses and paramedics. In technical colleges come up with comical mini-performances about electricians, plumbers and other representatives of working specialties. The festivities are completed by a general disco, where everyone gets together and has a lot of fun to the groovy modern music.
How freshmen are ordained in college - videos from the festive event
Tests and competitions for the ceremony of initiation into students in different universities - examples on video
Not a single ceremony of initiation into students is complete without tests and original competitions. The guys from the older groups often come up with them themselves, and then offer them to freshmen. Usually, tasks come down to doing some funny or at first glance dangerous and unexpected action.
Many universities even have their own traditional rituals, which are performed year by year by all the guys who entered the university.
- At the Faculty of Biology of AltSU, the initiation rite consists of a whole series of trials. First, freshmen are offered to taste different solutions (alcohol, water, citric acid, etc.) and determine their name. Then the guys are invited to a feast and dishes of worms and snakes are served. Of course, no one forces newcomers to eat real insects and reptiles. All exotic dishes are prepared from marmalade or noodles. But in a dark room, when you can’t see what’s on the plate, it’s not at all difficult to confuse a jelly worm with a real one. Those who have successfully passed all the tests are stamped with the letter “B” (biologist) on their foreheads and given a memorable gift set - a pendant around the neck in the shape of a dried chicken paw, a jar with a cockroach inside and a bird feather. Only after that, freshmen become full members of the student fraternity.
- At MEPhI, for initiation into students, undergraduates bring objects to the main entrance of the building that correspond to the profile of various university faculties. Freshmen must find among this abundance a thing corresponding to their specialty, and then wipe it. Then everyone who coped with the task is placed in the courtyard as if on a solemn ruler and sprinkled with heavy water (deuterium oxide). This liquid is not too harmful and may well be used for the ritual. Although, perhaps, cunning undergraduates take the simplest tap water, and only gullible beginners are told about deuterium oxide.
- At MAI, the official part of the initiation ceremony begins with an oath. Freshmen are handed the symbol of the educational institution - a propeller and are required to pronounce solemn oath words. Then the relic is passed from hand to hand, and each student promises to be faithful and maintain the honor of his educational institution. The informal part of the holiday takes place in a more casual style. For example, a newcomer is put into a metal basin and lowered down the stairs or offered to try a "rocket" - to drink four shots of vodka, symbolizing the number of steps of an aircraft, to the cries of "the first one went, the second one went ...".
Examples of competitions for initiation into students on video
When choosing tests and competitions for the student initiation holiday scenario, you need to remember that the event, first of all, should be cheerful, joyful and optimistic. You should not give freshmen too unpleasant tasks or force them to fulfill an impossible requirement in advance. Let everyone have only positive impressions and funny photos after the ritual, over which you can laugh again in a year, and in 20 years.
Initiation into students at the institute - funny scenes for the script
The scenario of initiation into first-year students at the institute will be brighter, more interesting and intense if you include funny, funny and cool costume scenes in it. The plot for such mini-productions can be any events from traditional student life. For example, the process of preparing for the exam, being late for a lecture, absenteeism, unlearned topics and attempts to pass the test. Any of these actions can be played in a playful, humorous style, supplemented with original musical accompaniment, an incendiary dance or a cheerful song. Then the number will turn into a bright, spectacular show, will make the most pleasant impression and will be remembered for a long time by all participants, heroes of the occasion and invited guests.
Variants of funny scenes for the celebration of initiation into students on video
Ideas for scenes can be very different. You should not limit your imagination, because the celebration of initiation happens only once in a lifetime and it is very important that it goes fervently and energetically.
