The issue includes aphorisms and statements about work:

I am a firm believer in luck, and I have noticed that the more I work, the luckier I am. Thomas Jefferson

The unemployed are unhappy without work, the employed are unhappy from its excess. Frederic Begbeder

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do it.

God was pleased with his work, that's what's terrible. Samuel Butler

To earn a living, you have to work. But to get rich, you have to come up with something else.

Inspiration comes only during work. Gabriel Marquez

A person who works with his hands is a worker; a person who works with his hands and head is a craftsman; but a person who works with both his hands, his head, and his heart is a master of his craft. Louis Naiser

He joined the new team... I especially liked their tradition: any remark from the chef is considered a toast.

An hour of work will teach more than a day of explanations, for if I occupy a child in a workshop, his hands work in favor of his mind: he becomes a philosopher, considering himself only a craftsman. Jean Jacques Rousseau

Choose a profession you love and you won't have to work a day in your life. Confucius

We are working well here: the movies folder is 520 Gb, the music folder is 250 Gb. Folder work — 30 Kb…

The owner's eyes do more work than his hands. Benjamin Franklin

He who is diligent in service should not be afraid of his ignorance; for every new case he will read

Friends help us to live and interfere with work. Tadeusz Kotarbinski

Work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.

If people are valued for their work, then a horse is better than any person. Maksim Gorky

Those who work sitting down earn more than those who work standing up. Ogden Nash

If you work for the present, your work will be worthless; You have to work with the future in mind. Anton Chekhov

The means that serve to satisfy passions are called abilities, and the use of abilities is the mechanical and spiritual work of a person. Wilhelm Weitling

If you always do tomorrow's work today, then the last day of your life will be completely free Ashley Brilliant

A tuxedo is a break between arbeiten.

There is a time to work, and there is a time to love. There is no other time left. Coco Chanel

The most miserable of people is the one for whom there is no work in the world. Thomas Carlyle

To live means to work. Labor is the life of man. Voltaire

The most enjoyable part of work is going home.

Either don't take it, or finish it. Ovid

With whom you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben

No matter how you twist a horseshoe, it will not bring good until you nail it to your hoof and start plowing!

When you work, you do your best Jean Rostand

When a person has a lot of free time, he will achieve little. Xun Tzu.

The work we do willingly heals pain. William Shakespeare

Whoever does no more than what he is paid for will never get more than what he gets. Elbert Hubbard

Work fills all the time allotted for it. Cyril Parkinson

The best job is a highly paid hobby.

Work is work, but in this life you still need to do something useful. Henryk Jagodzinsky

Favorite work wakes up early, and we are happy to take on it. William Shakespeare

It's amazing how important your job is when you need to take time off from it, and how little it matters when you're asking for a raise. Robert Orben

It is not enough to know how to work - you still have to work. It's not enough to work - you still need to be able to work. Gabriel Laub

Practice without theory is more valuable than theory without practice. Quintilian

Find a goal, resources will be found. Mahatma Gandhi

Force your own work; don't wait for her to force you. Benjamin Franklin

Your boss comes to work on time on the day you are late and is late on the days you are on time.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

There is no harder job than trying to look beautiful from eight in the morning until midnight. Brigitte Bardot

One machine can do the work of five ordinary people; no machine will do the work of one extraordinary man. Elbert Hubbard

Nothing irritates me more than the sight of people sitting and doing nothing when I work. Jerome Jerome

I love my job… Three stacks of papers. The first must be done urgently, the second - very urgently, and the third - yesterday!

Lunch at work in Russian: at 12:00 everyone was blown away shopping. At 13:00 everyone returned and sat down to dinner.

Usually those who know how to work better than others know how not to work better than others. Georges Elgosy

Neither ingenuity, nor strength, nor wealth will help one who does not have zeal. Such a person is like a boatman who has everything in the boat except the oars.

The rest of the heart is best provided by the work of the mind. Gaston Lewis

Do not complain to others about your life - change it for the better.

Generation after generation, people work in jobs they hate just to be able to buy what they don't need. Chuck Palahniuk

Find time to relax, because there is always work, and life tends to end.

Seasonal office work: hibernation… spring beriberi… summer indifference… autumn depression…

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “This device can work faster.”

Serving the authorities? No, please. And he was fired. Emil Krotky

Any worker begins to lose grip five years before reaching retirement age, whatever that age is. Cyril Parkinson

Work is my first pleasure. Wolfgang Mozart

Better belly from beer than hump from work. Mikhail Zhvanetsky

Work is sometimes something like fishing in places where there is obviously no fish. Jules Renard

Those who get up early have not yet been laid off ...

Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice, need. Voltaire

Kozma Prutkov The world consists of idlers who want to have money without working, and idiots who are ready to work without getting rich. George Shaw

I don't want to work, but every day greed wins over laziness.

When the boss says, “We need to bleed our nose,” he never means his own nose.

The decisive role in the work is not always played by the material, but always by the master. Maksim Gorky

Every employee strives to reach his level of incompetence, and all useful work is done by those who have not yet reached this level Lawrence Peter

The hardest part of the job is deciding to start it. Gabriel Laub

Do you know how to relax with the whole team on one ticket? Dump and buy a trip to the boss.

the best workers are not suitable for the highest positions, but they are good in secondary roles. Gaston Lewis

You wait, you wait for the end of the working day, you come home, and then - bam! — and the second shift in the kitchen!

The family hearth saves us from a huge amount of work, leaving no time for it. Gabriel Laub

If a person does something, then he must do it either for his own pleasure, or because he knows how to do this particular thing, or, finally, for the sake of a piece of bread; but to sew boots on principle, to work on principle and from moral considerations, is simply to spoil the material. Karel Capek

Middle age is when you are too young to retire and too old to get another job. Lawrence Peter

If the thought is not born for a long time, the chief comes and performs a caesarean.

Diligent is a characteristic of an employee about whom there is nothing more to say. Pierre Daninos

If you are offered a flexible work schedule, this means that you will be bent over at the first opportunity.

I have a hasty job - for posterity. Jules Renard

Soul on the sea ... Ass on a chair.

Surprise your boss. Come to work on time.

Deed without effort - only hands staining.

Don't want to go to work in the morning? Open Forbes magazine and find your last name there. Didn't find it? Then get to work!

Genius may be just a fleeting chance. Only work and will can give it life and turn it into glory. Camyu A.

The realm of freedom begins in reality only where work ceases, dictated by need and external expediency, therefore, by the nature of things, it lies on the other side of the sphere of proper material production Karl Marx

Any work is difficult until you fall in love with it, and then it excites and becomes easier. Gorky M.

A person must work, work hard, no matter who he is, and in this alone lies the meaning and purpose of his life, his happiness, his delights. Chekhov A.P.

The greatest sensual pleasure, which does not contain any admixture and disgust, is, in a healthy state, rest after work Immanuel Kant

What goes around comes around. Cicero (ideal job status)

At present, those who do the hardest work are paid the lowest; those whose work is easier, and the reward is bigger. However, those who do nothing get the most. George Shaw

To overcome the most severe suffering, there are two means: it is opium and work. Heinrich Heine

Bl.d is not a swear word, but the sound with which the Internet is turned off in our office ...

I'm too energetic to work. Marcel Achard

The army is a bad school, since war does not happen every day, and the military pretends that their work is permanent. George Shaw

Topics: statuses and statements about work, these sayings show the attitude of people to work.

The collection includes aphorisms and quotes about work, workers and leisure:

• I would like death to find me working in the field. Michel Montaigne
• Stockbroker: A sloth who works like hell not to work. Adrian Decourcelle
• I work as a lead engineer and relax ... as a housewife. In short, I'm not resting!
• Most people work most of the time in order to live, and the little free time they have left disturbs them so much that they try in every way to get rid of it. Johann Goethe

• In order to work normally now, you need one thing, quickly click the cross in the upper right corner now ...
• Great joy is work. All the happiness of the earth is due to work! Valery Bryusov
• The more I earn, the poorer my life becomes. Frederic Begbeder
• Every unemployed person is a scoundrel. Jean Jacques Rousseau
• Dirty work is often best done by people with clean hands. Janusz Wasilkowski
• Government employee: An employee who hires others to do the job for which they have been hired. Herbert Proknow
• I want to work… at the opera… I came like that… screamed… and that’s it!… I went home…
• Thinking is the hardest job and therefore few people take it up. Henry Ford
• Let's arrange a flash mob - yawn in the morning at your work.
• If you are too zealous in the service, you will lose the favor of the sovereign. If you are overly cordial in friendship, you will lose the favor of your friends. Confucius
• The belief that your work is extremely important is a sure symptom of an impending nervous breakdown. Bertrand Russell
  
• If you are late for your work, then at least go home a little earlier.
• You will never make it to the end if you stop to throw a stone at every yapping dog.
• If in the morning you want to go from home to work, and in the evening quickly get home from work, then you don’t have a normal home! No normal work.
• My job is strange - they give assignments like the smartest, but they give a salary like a complete fool ...
• There is only one type of work that does not cause depression, and that is work that you do not have to do. Georges Elgosy
• The average person is concerned about how to kill time, while the talented person seeks to use it. Schopenhauer A.
• You go to the site in the morning ... and you see that everyone has been at their workplaces for a long time.
• I’ll have lunch now, gain strength and, as soon as I start ... yawn and want to sleep.
• A busy person is rarely visited by idlers - flies do not fly to a boiling pot. Franklin b.
• The hardest thing to get a job for women! Everyone needs 18 years old and with 30 years of work experience, as well as with two educations and already adult children!
• A career is a wonderful thing, but it cannot warm anyone on a cold night Marilyn Monroe
• The most useful thing I did at work was to grease the door, now you couldn't hear me leaving half an hour early!
• Someday later or tomorrow - this is the most dangerous disease that will sooner or later bury all your dreams.
• The working day is divided into two periods "before lunch" and "before leaving".
• Those who want to work are looking for means, those who do not want are looking for reasons. S. Korolev
• The work we do willingly heals pain. Shakespeare W.
  
• It is better to work without a specific goal than to do nothing. Socrates
• Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice, need. Voltaire
• Anyone can do any job, provided it doesn't have to be taken on now. Robert Benchley
• Work is the most important thing in life. From all troubles, from all troubles, you can find one deliverance - in work. E. Hemingway
• We are not afraid of work! There is no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep ...
• Play dumb - please your boss...
• The beginning is half of everything. Lucian
• Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what you got. George Bernard Shaw
• I don’t really want to live in Paris… Firstly, I don’t know French… well, and secondly, it’s a long way to go to work…
• I think I'm pregnant girl - I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea!
• Never start work before breakfast, and if you do need to start working before breakfast, eat breakfast first. Henry Shaw
• Retirement: Rest forced on you when all you can do is work. Georges Elgosy
• Well, I just can’t get used to the fact that when the boss asks me “how are you?”, he means him, but not me ...
• Go to work or sleep or sleep or go to work? I'll go to work and sleep there!

• No invention can be perfect all at once. Cicero
• Trying is not torture. Beria
• It is not important to be able to work well, it is important to be able to report well. Tristan Bernard
• If present, Paths do not stagnate. Lao Tzu
• The real job is the job you hate. Bill Watterson
• Work is the last refuge of those who can't do anything else. Oscar Wilde
• The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich. Bernard Show
• Work is what a person is obliged to do, and Play is what he is not obliged to do. Therefore, making artificial flowers or carrying water in a sieve is work, but knocking down skittles or climbing Mont Blanc is fun. Mark Twain
• Love and work are the only worthwhile things in life. Work is a kind of love. Marilyn Monroe
• Work, in essence, is no different from alcohol and pursues the same goal: to get distracted, to forget, and most importantly, to hide from oneself. Aldous Huxley
• The best job is your hobby, which also pays very well!
• I work according to a difficult schedule: day and night through force.
• My quote about work, I can say one thing - I like my work ...
• Whoever wants to eat a nut must break the shell. Plautus
  
• The decisive role in the work is not always played by the material, but always by the master. Gorky M.
• When you only think: how to make money - this is work for wear and tear. Man, little by little, without noticing it, loses himself. Haruki Murakami
• The hardest part of the job is deciding to start it. Gabriel Laub
• How much tedious work is prepared for us by the meager mind of the authorities ...
• The most reliable plan: “Bullshit, we’ll figure it out on the spot!
• And after a bad harvest it is necessary to sow. Seneca
• Did you accidentally sweat? Urgently need to see the authorities.
• To live means to work. Labor is the life of man. Voltaire
• Try to work with those who are stronger than you, these are the people who will help you grow.
• If I don’t do anything at work, it doesn’t mean that I don’t worry about it ...
• Chukovsky said exactly about my work: “And such rubbish all day long - then a seal will call, then a deer”
• If an employee at work sits for 20 minutes without work, then he automatically goes into sleep mode.
• My work has a hidden meaning ... It is so hidden that even I could not find it for 10 years.
  
• If everything seems easy, it unmistakably proves that the worker is very little skillful and that the work is beyond his understanding. Leonardo da Vinci
• An ounce of reputation is worth a pound of work. Lawrence Peter
• The only salvation in spiritual grief is work. Pyotr Tchaikovsky
• A scientist is a lazy person who kills time with work. George Shaw
• In order to form intelligent characters in individuals, as the creators of a progressively developing, prosperous and forever happy society, everyone from an early age should be accustomed to daily useful work, according to his strength and ability. Robert Owen
• The whole is mastered in parts. Seneca
• Genius is most afraid of work - it turns him into a talent. Georges Elgosy
• A man worked smart, worked, and suddenly felt that he had become more stupid than his work. Vasily Klyuchevsky
• The greatest sensual pleasure, which does not contain any admixture or aversion, is, in a healthy state, rest after work. Kant I.
• To earn a living, you have to work. But to get rich, you have to come up with something else. Jean Carr
• On Monday, you don’t want to go to work in two cases: if you didn’t have time to have a good rest over the weekend, and if you managed to have a good rest over the weekend
• It's terribly hard work doing nothing. Oscar Wilde
• Man, it's been so long since I've worked in my office that I forgot how to fold my scarf.
• I became a writer because I hate paperwork. Peter Vries
• The trouble is, since the shoemaker will start the pies, and the pieman will sew the boots. Krylov I. A.

Issue theme: quotes about work, statuses, jokes, sayings, sayings and everything related to work ...