Vulgar sayings about men and women. Dirty phrases and expressions that you can write to your husband or beloved guy

Aristocratism is the same vulgarity, only more fastidious and artificial.

"William Gaslitt"

Avoid vulgarity, this is the mold of the mind. We must fight it relentlessly or it will poison everything we do.

The constant denunciation of vulgarity eventually also becomes vulgarity.

"Anton Chekhov"

Vulgarity is the glue that holds people together. Whoever has little of it, he disappears.

"Arthur Schopenhauer"

Beauty is brought up in wisdom, and pettiness and vanity breed in vulgarity.

"Valentin Petrovich Rychkov"

One vulgarity replaces another, evil is defeated only by even greater evil, and there is no reason to believe that it will ever turn out differently.

"Dmitry Bykov"

Dripping vulgarities is a great evil. You are completely unaware of this.

Johann Wolfgang Goethe


Mediocrity always considers itself extraordinary, and therefore it proclaims and affirms its right to vulgarity, or affirms vulgarity as a right.

"Terry Goodkind"

Vulgarity is when with pathos about the obvious.

Vulgarity, profanation of the lofty, especially sticks to what concerns sex - a sphere where the spiritual and the physiological are side by side, so that the spiritual is too vulnerable to the unspiritual.

"Alexander Kruglov"

A good hostess even does housework at night. Male…

Girls who think they change guys like gloves, relax, you just go hand in hand!

A normal woman is always happy to rely on a normal man ...

After the confession of Elena Berkova, the priest lit a cigarette.

I am not against vulgarity, but they do not insert any joke related to vulgarity. They think that showing or hinting at genitals is already considered a joke. Apparently, someone has genitals instead of a head!

The girl, before she allows herself to be fucked, thoroughly rapes the guy's brain.

You can catch such a bouquet from this bride ...

Often men prefer an ugly woman to a beautiful one, thinking that a beautiful woman has more men than an ugly one. But since almost all men think so, the ugly one has more men than the beautiful one. And then men do not know what to think at all!

A bad head does not give rest to cowards!

"Nikolai Fomenko"

Talent turns vulgarity into art, and mediocrity turns art into vulgarity.

The appearance of vulgarity is often useful in life: it weakens too high-tuned strings, sobers self-confident or self-forgetful feelings, reminding them of their close relationship with them.

"Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev"

There are vulgar insects: Bed bugs; there are vulgar plants: Geranium and Ficuses; there are vulgar animals: Pigs; there are vulgar people: the Octobrists.

After two glasses of wine in a fish restaurant, she suddenly realized that she wanted to eat more than just fish…

Something constantly arises between the friendship of a man and a woman ...

Why is it so nice to fuck without a rubber band? Because you risk twice and according to the full program: to give life and become infected with death.

Girls grow up when they start wearing bras. Boys grow up when they start filming them.

Conception, membership fee to maternity capital.

Vulgarity, like logic, cannot be denied without falling into it. Both can only be ignored.

"Joseph Levin"

For women, a vibrator is a thing in itself.

The most minimal wear of work clothes for strippers.

Are you jealous? Leave these nonsense! It's gone, I can't stand it.

There is not a single man in the world who is able to be satisfied for a long time only with the soul of a woman.

"George Sand"

The guy, escorting the girl to the apartment, understood how the date would end, according to the inscriptions in the entrance.

The collection includes funny and slightly vulgar quotes, so to speak with a hint, but only within the bounds of decency, and the collection also includes statements by famous people about vulgarity to understand what is obscenity and vulgarity:
  • Contraceptive savers go bust on diapers
  • Women from a magazine cover are not for fighters against vulgarity: give us a non-standard. Alexander Chernitsky
  • Excessive simplicity in getting around smacks of vulgarity. Baltasar Gracian
  • In smart people you always notice something vulgar. Robert Walser
  • In Thailand, a holiday romance ended in a strong male friendship.
  • The old man Hottabych hit his finger with a hammer and immediately called the prostitute.
  • Girls who think they change guys like gloves, relax, you just go hand in hand!
  • Triumphant vulgarity. - the expression has become winged. Dmitry Merezhkovsky, Pushkin
  • A man sits in a taxi and tells the taxi driver to touch, the taxi driver blushed and touched
  • Dima worries once, - Roma worries twice, - Kostya worries three times - Katya goes for ultrasound!
  • The guys ordered sushi to the sauna so that the girls could eat the fish.
  • If they arrange scenes for each other, then only from erotic films ...
  • Vulnerable people joke below the waist, gentlemen - above the knees. Ashot Nadanyan

  • There are vulgar insects: Bed bugs; there are vulgar plants: Geranium and Ficuses; there are vulgar animals: Pigs; there are vulgar people: the Octobrists. Sasha Cherny, "Look and Something"
  • Vulgarity, profanation of the lofty, especially sticks to what concerns sex - a sphere where the spiritual and the physiological are side by side, so that the spiritual is too vulnerable to the unspiritual. Alexander Kruglov
  • A man's life, like a record, revolves around a hole.
  • The vulgarity of an educated person has no equal. John Ruskin
  • Love that wants to be only spiritual becomes a shadow; if it is devoid of a spiritual beginning, then it is vulgarity. Henryk Sienkiewicz
  • Vulgarity is what has gone to the people. A.S. Pushkin
  • Not excluding debauchery and cruelty, culture excludes vulgarity. Vladimir Mikushevich
  • Vulgarity is not what, but how. Gennady Malkin

  • O vulgarity, you are not meanness, you are only the comfort of the mind. Bella Akhmadullina
  • Vulgarity is the glue that holds people together. Whoever has little of it, he disappears. Arthur Schopenhauer
  • You can catch such a bouquet from this bride ...
  • Vulgarity is the payment for development, for the discovery of depths inaccessible to the average person, for the riches of the spirit that do not fit into his head. Grigory Pomerants
  • The guy, escorting the girl to the apartment, understood how the date would end, according to the inscriptions in the entrance.
  • Mediocrity always considers itself extraordinary, and therefore it proclaims and affirms its right to vulgarity, or affirms vulgarity as a right. Terry Goodkind, Wizard's Sixth Rule
  • After two glasses of wine in a fish restaurant, she suddenly realized that she wanted to eat more than just fish…
  • After the confession of Elena Berkova, the priest lit a cigarette.
  • The girl went to the sea - she herself did not rest and did not give others ...
  • The constant denunciation of vulgarity eventually also becomes vulgarity. Anton Chekhov
  • A very cultured guy in the entrance of the former wrote: "Lena is fickle"
  • Vulgarity is militant conformism, self-affirming, self-satisfied narrow-mindedness that imagines itself to be common sense. Alexander Kruglov
  • She was such a faithful wife that she did not even give her husband.
  • Vulgarity is not just “rudeness, bad taste, banality, vulgarity”, but all this, but trying to pretend to be beauty, grace, originality, sublimity. Igor Efimov
  • Hatred of vulgarity is also vulgarity, you cannot hate the disadvantaged. You don’t just have to be vulgar yourself, and hatred of vulgarity - in many people it fuels vanity and self-respect. Naum Korzhavin
  • Vulgarity is a shadow of stupidity. Gennady Matyushov

While flirting with a man, you can say vulgar phrases, choosing the right moment so that the guy understands that the woman wants to be close to him, but this should be done unobtrusively. Not every man likes outright vulgarity, so you need to speak in a veiled and beautiful way. In order not to make a mistake with the choice of erotic expressions, it is necessary to focus on the interests of the young man, his fantasies and desires.

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What to say to a man to hint at sex?

Being in a public place with her beloved boyfriend or husband, a girl can communicate her desire for intimacy with such statements:

  • "If we were now alone with you, and everyone around disappeared, then I would jump on you and tear off your shirt, sit on top and we would have mind-blowing sex."
  • "Your tight jeans make me think all sorts of vulgar things, but you know I'm a decent girl..."
  • "I turn on half a turn when you look at me so intently and hug my waist. I want your hand to be below the navel."
  • "And I forgot to put on my underwear today and there are no panties under this long skirt. Do you want to check it out?"
  • "I'm so turned on now! I'm sitting and mentally undressing you with my eyes. Let's make my fantasies come true?"
  • "Your cologne is driving me crazy and I'm getting drunk, losing control of myself..."
  • "I want ... and what or whom, guess for yourself. Hint: this person is now sitting opposite and looking at me."
  • "I look so decent and shy, but at heart I'm a little minx who wants affection and more lube."
  • "Darling, do you want me to be your car today, which you will sit in, start, pick up a special key, and we will move off and race through the night city at crazy speed?"

In your own words, you can hint to a man about intimacy in the evening or at night:

  • "You are my god of sex! I want you to demonstrate your magical abilities in practice tonight and take me to a land of pleasure and debauchery."
  • "I would like to listen to music now, or rather, the creak of our bed ..."
  • "Does your mosquito want to look under my bright flashlight today?"
  • "Today I heard a voice in my head, which ordered me to give myself to you this night without a trace."
  • "My mink misses your beast. When will it enter it and disappear from passion in the depths?"
  • "I want to awaken your primal instincts tonight."
  • "Even the bed turned red from my intimate desires."
  • "Stroke my hair, and then go down to the lips that are below the navel and give them a voluptuous kiss."
  • "Forget all your problems and think about your club and my peppercorn."

Men go crazy when girls pronounce their name in a languid voice, bite their lower lip and stroke their hair.

List of vulgar phrases and expressions for a husband or boyfriend

Examples of vulgar phrases that can hook a friend:

  • "I want to be your Kama Sutra teacher. Are you willing to give me some practice?"
  • "I want to play with you, but only adult games."
  • "I want to call you to the dark forest to enjoy it to the skies!"
  • "Can you imagine, I got caught in the pouring rain today! And in order not to get sick, I urgently need to sweat under the covers. But it's boring in bed alone, will you keep me company, we'll sweat together?"
  • "Today I worked in a dream like a bee and sat on a pestle. Do you think it was a prophetic dream?"
  • "I do not want magic and fairy tales, but I want your intimate caresses."
  • "Attack your baby like a hungry cat attacks a defenseless mouse."
  • Now I'm trembling all over and my body is in goosebumps, but not from the cold, but from excitement and the desire to feel you in me.
  • "I went to church to confess, and now I want to indulge in sin and have carnal pleasures with you."
  • "I want to raise your life potential to you."
  • "I hope that at the mere thought of me, your meaning is filled with life."