What a beautiful way to offend someone. Smart curses


The other day I read a book by Dr. Robert Schwartz called Diets Don't Work! The author's thoughts about diets and the process of losing weight completely coincide with mine, which I have already shared with you more than once. Therefore, I decided to briefly summarize the essence of the book in this post.

The main idea you want to convey

Why is a thin person dreaming?

Dream Interpretation Hasse describes in detail the dreams in which the sleeper can see himself as thin. This usually means that the person is at risk of losing something. If you see yourself thin, almost skinny, this adds to the chances of future losses. If the sleeper sees other people as thin, then this does not bode well, but indicates that the person will benefit from something.

Based on the interpretation of the esoteric dream book, to see in a dream a thin person whom the sleeping person does not know - to a loss of authority.

How to swing a thin person - a training program for a beginner ectomorph

How to swing thin people? Let's face it - it's not easy, but much more pleasant than, for example, endomorphs, who have to seriously limit themselves in food. Ectomorphs are not threatened. But here you have to work in the gym for three.

Although they don’t set any special restrictions on food, in order to achieve really high results, you need to observe all the regime moments (sleep and rest), eat right so that the body can build muscle mass and work, work, work.

How to call a person

Let's give a pat to the Khokhols, who nevertheless jumped up a ghoul under the name "candidates for the new Verkhovna Rada" in winter. By the way, this is not a casting for a traveling circus of freaks. This is the Popular Front Party and its, pardon me, outstanding members.

As you all know, not all yogurts are the same. Obviously, the same saying can be said about people. There is no doubt that the assertion that a top manager or an oligarch brings much more benefit to society than a carpenter or a tractor driver leaves no doubt.

What words can humiliate a man?

1 Physical data. A man may not be Apollo, but since something already connected him with this woman, it means that SHE has already made a choice in his favor.

2 Giftedness. In the overwhelming majority of cases, a man will not care that he is compared with some sort of Lermontov. Not everyone should have such talents. He might as well say that Lermontov is a loser in his personal life, or that his carriage was not fashionable.

4 Pipisnaya theme.

My boyfriend humiliates and insults me

Hello. My young man constantly insults me, is jealous of my work and says that I have sex there and satisfy my boss. It can be seen that these speculations hurt him, but the worst thing is that during these quarrels we are both terribly sexually aroused. At first, I allowed myself this abnormal, but burning with passion sex, but moral suffering during the humiliation and from the awareness of this pathology made me refuse to have intercourse after quarrels.

Insult a bad person

Worst, lowest, last (prot.). Dirty goods. A pitiful work. Cheap sharpness. Out of hand bad, out of hand; it doesn't look like anything, it doesn't fit with anything. Your master is far behind ours. Caftan (boot) asks for porridge.

THIN - THIN, wrong, worthless, bad, bad, not good; in what or in whom are shortcomings, vices, spoilage; | worn out, dilapidated, full of holes. A thin tackle will not let you rest.

Loss of facial volume

Retraction of tissues and, as a result, loss of facial volume, is often evidence of aging. Very often, in the process of tissue aging, retraction of the cheeks, the formation of pronounced pits under the eyes, drying and withering of the skin are noted. All this is due to atrophy of muscles and subcutaneous fat.

Deformation or loss of the face leads to a change in shape, volume. Gradually, the person's face becomes flat.

Psychology of Slimness

What only ways are not invented, how to maintain a slender figure. From strict diets, complete starvation and physical exercise to hypnosis, self-hypnosis and sessions with a psychologist. And they all have the right to exist, they all suit different people to one degree or another and are effective when used correctly and consistently.

However, many obese people are haunted by the question of why there are naturally thin people.

125 842 0 Hello, today we will tell you about how to humiliate a person. “Turn the other cheek”, “you can always negotiate”, “swearing with people is bad” - all these truths will not help you in life. If you already have a conflict and you can’t resolve it peacefully, the only thing that will help you is knowing how to belittle a person as efficiently and effectively as possible, so that he understands that messing with you is more expensive for yourself.

How to behave

To morally humiliate a person, it is not enough just to find a few phrases on the Internet, memorize them and use them. It is necessary that they sound confident, that they fall into place and that a person feels really crushed after them. To do this, you need to speak calmly.

Imagine that you, in response to offensive words, almost crying, shout to a person: "Yes, you are an imbecile!" It seems that you said that he was stupid and did it without a mat - but it will look more pathetic than spectacular. But if in response to attacks you answer absolutely calmly, without raising your voice: “How tired I am of your attempts to pretend to be a smart person”- this will certainly not be the reaction that your opponent expected to receive and he will be unsettled.

In this case, you cannot:

  • Laugh at your own ridicule- it spoils the whole impression. Listeners themselves must understand that you said something offensive and funny - and laugh themselves.
  • Scream. If you raise your voice - this is a weakness, it shows that you are really hurt and prevents the interlocutor from clearly understanding your words. Also, if you're fuming, you may not remember that you wanted to sound smart and pretty.
  • Cry. Tears are even more obvious than screaming, show that you are really uncomfortable. Therefore, if you feel that you are close to tears, it is better to catch your breath, count to yourself to ten, and only then make your move in a quarrel.

If it seems to you that you will never succeed in acting calmly and contemptuously, practice in front of a mirror. Rehearse a mocking facial expression, an ironic smile, a sympathetic shake of the head. Find a gesture that will perfectly show your opinion of a person - you can, for example:

  • tilt your head to your shoulder as if you doubt that you heard the person correctly, what he just said is so stupid;
  • raise an eyebrow in surprise - as if you are hearing such nonsense for the first time;
  • if you wear glasses, move them to the edge of your nose and look over, as if you want to get a better look at the interlocutor and make sure that he is sitting in front of you.

Any non-verbal expression of contempt humiliates a person. Often you can beautifully humiliate without saying a single word. For example, ignore - and pay attention to a person only after a few unsuccessful attempts to get through to you. At the same time, you can pretend to be surprised and say:

  • "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you";
  • "I'm sorry, did you say something?";
  • "But I thought it was somewhere near the radio playing, and it's you".

The main thing is to look sincere and even friendly in the process, so that a person feels like an empty place, which is even difficult to notice.

What should I say?

But ignoring a person is an art that needs to be honed and trained for a long time so that it looks really impressive and so as not to break loose in the process. For most of us, humiliating a person with words is much easier. The main thing is to choose them correctly.

Truth and sore spots

“Telling the truth is easy and pleasant,” said one book character, and he was right. But how rarely do we do this in everyday life! We will never tell a fat person that he is fat, or an ugly person that he is ugly. Politeness is taught to us from childhood, and that is why the truth can be so painful. If you hit it in a weak spot, it will definitely humiliate and confuse a person.

You should take a closer look and identify what the interlocutor is experiencing the most. It could be:

  • Appearance. Many people suffer from this and to humiliate a person without a mat is the easiest thing in this area. Maybe one ear is higher than the other? Maybe he has a big nose? Maybe he has acne, although he is no longer a teenager, or does he have thin, sparse hair? Maybe if it's a woman, she looks older than her age? For each flaw, you can come up with a biting phrase.
    "Have you ever tried to fly them?"- a man with big ears.
    “Yes, you can hang yourself on such a nose!”- big-nosed.
    "Madam, you are so well preserved for your magpies"- A woman in her thirties.
  • Low intelligence. Truly stupid people rarely feel like that, but everyone else can doubt their level of intelligence and suffer from it.
    - "Are you so stupid from birth, or did you take lessons?"
    - "When everyone was standing in line for the mind, you probably slept and missed everything."
    “What is 6 times 8? Are you sure? That's what I thought."
  • Low earnings. If a person earns a little, this is most likely his weak point. But you need to look closely - if a person earns little because of his own ideology, it will not work to hurt him in this field. But others can be teased.
    - "Let's go to the cinema? Oh, you don't have any money."
    “Poverty is not a vice, as they say, but I could not live like that.”
    “You wouldn’t even have money for matches.”
  • Low cultural level. If a person is not educated, he can be ridiculed with a special taste.
    - "Who's playing on the radio, Bach or Mozart?"
    “You look like you stepped out of a Picasso painting.”
    “Didn’t Dostoevsky write about you?”

    Most likely, a person will not even understand ridicule, but more educated listeners will be able to laugh.

For men, a separate point, often a weak point is potency. In a dispute with an opponent, you can humiliate a person by saying that he is so angry because he is not able to satisfy a woman in bed. Or say something like “If in bed you were such a lion as here, the girls would follow you in herds.”

For women, the weak point is often external attractiveness. You can hint to her that she looks old, fat or has small breasts - and if done gently and sympathetically, it will be doubly humiliating.

The main thing is the ability to observe, draw conclusions and hit exactly the weak spot that hurts a person.

Demonstration of your superiority

People don't like being shown that they are worse than others. Therefore, a very effective means of humiliation will be to show that you are better at something.

  • You can use more expensive things, you can mention that you were on vacation or in an interesting place - but in such a way that it does not look like boasting, but something completely natural for you.
  • You can wear expensive clothes.
  • You can even invite an unpleasant person to participate in an event for which he obviously does not have enough money, and enjoy his reaction.

Reminders and revelations

If you have a good memory, you can do a great job of putting others in their place by reminding them of the stupid or shameful things they have done, as well as the stupid things they have said and the puddles they have sat in.

You can even make them look like fools in front of mutual acquaintances by divulging some secret and genuinely surprised by the negative reaction - “Oh, well, I thought we were all our own here, what are you ashamed of”.

The main thing is to make excuses with the best of intentions, so that in the eyes of others you do not turn into a bore, who reminds a good person of his mistakes.

How to besiege a person

How to close the mouth of a person you know is easy to come up with. But what if you see your opponent for the first time and do not know anything about his weak points?
In this case, phrases that humiliate a person will come to the rescue.

How to humiliate a man who meets on the street?

Beautiful girls often suffer from monotonous attempts to get acquainted - many men simply do not understand that they do not want to hear and see them. Therefore, you can use biting phrases:

  • To you or to me? I suggest: you go to your place, I go to my place, and everyone is happy!
  • No, I don't want to meet you. I will be bored with you, but you will not understand me.
  • Yes, you are just a wonderful comedian! If you joke funny, it's already a miracle.
  • I admire you! With such a face, I would spend my whole life under the covers, but you are okay, even on the street trying to get acquainted ...
  • Try dating in the dark. No fool will give you a phone in the light.

The main thing is to have an expression of bored superiority on your face. Or you can completely ignore the attempt to get acquainted - answer "yes", "of course" and give the phone number of the nearest morgue.

How to humiliate a mistress or a lovebird

Most women are in awe of their appearance - and how decent they look in the eyes of society. Therefore, you can use the phrase:

  • You must have been beautiful. Men so twenty ago.
  • There are injustices - and there is no mind, and there is nothing to compensate.
  • God created all women from a rib, but you, it seems, from an ass.
  • It's a shame to offend you - the mirror offends you every day.

The main thing in the process is to look better - and this will be an additional humiliation for the opponent.

How to humiliate a subordinate who forgot about subordination

In a work team, quarrels are not uncommon, and sometimes you can find a situation in which a subordinate forgets about his place and starts a dispute with his superiors in a raised voice. You can't let that happen - but you can't sound unprofessional either. You can use the following phrases:

  • Don't make me regret the day I hired you.
  • It looks like you just lost your bonus.
  • You are a disgrace to our firm and pull the entire team back.
  • With workers like you, we will never succeed.
  • Perhaps you should consider and continue your career growth somewhere else?
  • It looks like the company is overpaying you - with this level of professionalism, you don't deserve this level of salary.

Arguing with a subordinate at his level is a gross mistake. You should speak weightily and nip the dispute in the bud, under the threat of dismissal, so as not to drop your authority.

How to humiliate a partner who cheated

To hurt a person who has committed adultery is a natural impulse, after the implementation of which it may even become easier for you. Phrases can be used:

  • No need to make excuses - do not humiliate yourself even more.
  • I do not want to share with you any more table or bed - what can you find in you at all?
  • It was so stupid to believe in your honesty that now I hate to even think about it.
  • For someone who is doing so badly, you surprisingly easily traded me for a couple of pleasant nights.

Each of us always knows more about a partner than about everyone else - and in case of betrayal, this knowledge can be applied. What is he afraid of? What does he not like about himself? In what situations was he a fool? All this can be remembered and thrown in his face at parting.

How to call a person

Just telling a person that he is a fool is childish. Using swear words is ugly and embarrassing in public. Therefore, you can use other options - said with a due degree of confidence in their rightness and coldness, they can sound great, despite some old-fashionedness:

  • stupid (non-stupid) being- a man who is even unworthy of the title of a man in his stupidity;
  • animal (you can add the adjective "dirty", "useless", "evil")- a person who has risen on the same level with unreasonable cattle;
  • bastard- a man low and vile, devoid of conscience;
  • shameless, shameless- a man without any shame;
  • reptile- a person whose qualities are more reminiscent of a slimy reptile;
  • livestock- a person is stupid and incapable of reasonable actions;
  • carrion- a person who has nowhere to go lower;
  • imbecile- a person whose mental development is equal to the development of a mentally retarded person;
  • empty talk or empty talk- a person who talks in vain.

Words should always be applied to the place, otherwise you will not be dishonored for long.

How to say that a person is dumb

Calling a person stupid is boring, unoriginal, and not offensive at all. Beautiful connected phrases are much more effective:

  • Are you always such a fool, or is it just me that's so lucky?
  • Don't be upset! Cuttlefish don't have a brain at all, but they do live.
  • Go on my friend. According to the theory of probability, someday you have to say something meaningful.
  • Have you thought about something? This is something new!
  • Don't try to think, dear, otherwise you'll get a headache out of habit.
  • I don't know what tool you use to be such a fool, but you should patent it since it works so well.
  • I know you're not as stupid as you might think by looking at your face. It would be simply impossible.

If a person is really stupid, he simply will not understand more complex indications of this fact. So you can not bother and use simple obvious phrases.

How to humiliate a person with clever words

Smart and well-aimed phrases are always useful to remember - then, in the event of an unexpected attack, you can answer the offender harshly and bitingly. The psychology of the humiliated is such that he will not want to repeat this experience. The main thing is not to be shy and not to be afraid to offend a person.

  • Do you still work there? And all the same? Well, at your age you can still plow and plow, I believe you will succeed.
  • And I would like to answer you, yes, nature has already avenged me.
  • You definitely need to add fish to your diet. It is good for the intellect.
  • If you want to hurt me, you'll have to say something smart. I don't think you can, however.
  • Are you joking like that? I'm sorry, I didn't understand right away.

The main thing in all phrases is to apply them in a timely manner, sound confident and not be afraid of rebuff. And if you don’t want to get into an argument, you can simply answer “yes”, “of course” and “did you say something?” and with all appearance to show the interlocutor that he is worthless - this is also humiliating enough to use.

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Now you can beautifully, and most importantly, subtly poke an opponent in a dispute using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,

How nice to offend the interlocutor.

Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!
  1. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
  2. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

  3. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
  4. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
  5. The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
  6. Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
  7. I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
  8. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
  9. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
  10. Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
  11. No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
  12. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
  13. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
  14. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain strain!
  15. Fellows like you don't grow on trees, they vacillate there.
  16. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
  17. His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
  18. You are a man of the earth, bad that is not the best part of it.
  19. He thought, this is something new.
  20. When it finally gets dark, you will surely look better!
  21. Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
  22. In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
  23. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
  24. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
  25. Yes, you're just a template for building an idiot.
  26. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
  27. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
  28. Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
  29. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
  30. Hey! I am human! What do you?
  31. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
  32. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
  33. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
  34. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
  35. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you dearly!
  36. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
  37. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
  38. I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
  39. I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
  40. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
  41. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
  42. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.
But just do not overdo it, even using veiled not direct insults you can get in the face))
By using these insults, you take responsibility for your words.

Today there are many interesting shows related to the knowledge of the Russian language. And they can be held in the most unexpected places. For example, the organizers of the show in large clothing stores may give the following task: "What is the original word?" Or come up with the most nicknames for such a person. The most interesting thing is that tall people generally have little complexes about their unusualness, they even often

Glory to the children's writer

Sergei Mikhalkov introduced the highest, kindest positive hero into children's literature - Uncle Styopa the policeman. With his light hand, the expression "Uncle Styopa", denoting a tall person, entered into speech. And it is not offensive, and emphasizes the distinguishing feature of a person. From here came the following phrase: “Uncle, get a sparrow!” The nickname "kalancha" is probably also familiar to many from children's poems about a policeman. So if you are wondering what to call a tall man, bravely open a book with Mikhalkov's poems.

Frequently used nicknames

Since you can call a tall person not only kindly, you should also remember such insulting nicknames as: tall, thug, tall, hulk, sleeper, rafters, ambal, giant, long, “two meters of dead wood”, giraffe or giraffe, two-meter, giant, big, basketball player, pillar, giant. But often antonyms are used in speech in order to further emphasize the distinctive feature of a tall person. For example, the nickname "Dwarf" or "Gnome", "Baby" or "Thumbelina" sometimes sticks to a person so much that it becomes his middle name.

Phraseologisms

What is a tall person called by older people? It turns out that a very bright name is hidden in the phrase "Kolomenskaya Verst". The dictionary of phraseological units reveals the meaning of this expression. In the village of Kolomenskoye, which is located in the Moscow region, the residence of Alexei Mikhailovich, the Russian Tsar, was located in the past. That is why the road there was distinguished by busy traffic, it was wide - the main road in the state. It was there that the highest milestones first appeared, hitherto never seen anywhere else. "Kolomenskaya verst" - that's what a tall man is called, but not at all in honor of the fact that versts in Kolomenskoye were longer than anywhere else, but precisely because of these unique milestones.

Goliath

Thinking out how to name a tall person, savvy people remember the names of the largest people. And although most often not entirely correct information from the past reaches us, but the so-called legends, these expressions are often used in speech. For example, the myth (or is it true?) about Goliath gave rise to the nickname of the same name. And after all, implausible stories appear in the press from time to time about what the skeletons of giants of fabulous sizes find. And whether he really was or is it another journalistic "duck" - it remains for the readers to guess. It is simply unbelievable that in 1956 a skeleton 5.18 meters long was dug up in the Philippines! This means that during life a person could reach 5.40 meters. His front tooth was supposedly 5 centimeters wide and 150 millimeters long...