The army is a test for everyone, not just for those who serve.

As part of the ongoing reform of the armed forces, it was decided that due to the reduction of the term of military service to one year, they will beat conscripts with a stool even when passing the medical commission.

Can I write to Santa Claus what I don't want? For example, I don't want to join the army.

Who did not go to the army, that life is like sex in an elastic band, it seems to be going on, but there is no sense.

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A desire to sleep and pity for the Motherland fought in me.

Ground based power is just a matter of time.

From the construction battalion, our soldier replaces the KAT tractor, but the spirit, if there is food, can replace two!

For the most successful students and ignoramuses, final exams are also entrance exams, only some enter the university, while others enter the army.

For a loving girl, there is no greater test than the army. Someone will pass it, getting stronger in their feelings, and someone will forget about it.

The army is a place where the absence of smart thoughts is the key to successful service.

Drop your studies! Troops are waiting for you! Your loving military commissar)

If the army decided that I needed a wife, they would give her to me))

but if you look at it from the other side, the army is free clothes, food and fitness!

What are you doing? Nothing? Then let's hurry!

Soldier at work - the invisible man

Any curve that goes around the boss is shorter than the straight line that goes past him.

Minesweeper is a disposable person

Leaving the dining room - assault

A hungry army is a terrible force

Comrade fighters! Sleep faster! There were five minutes left before the rise.

Whoever touches a soldier's girl will become a mystery to honey. brother...

Sometimes the general confused military duty with marital duty.

You can't be a good soldier without a little bit of stupidity. Florence Nightingale

War equally imposes tribute on both men and women, but only takes blood from some, and tears from others. (Thackeray W.)

I took off my tunic, so it won't be cold.

A soldier is the smallest living being.

We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction.

Why are you standing like that, as if the sciatica is twisted.

Who has a flair for math? Take a shovel and extract the roots!

Toilet - the meeting place cannot be changed

Motherland is not a heifer - betrayal does not forgive.

Do not look down the barrel of a loaded tank!

Bridges over rivers are usually built across the current.

The military registration and enlistment office is a wonderland, he came there and disappeared there!

In the soul and joy and peace when another works

Are you studying buddy for 5? The army can wait

Comrade cadet, do you want to say something? Get up! Shut your mouth! Sit down!

A girl becomes a woman in one night, and a boy becomes a man in a year, why is it so unfair?

Anyone who can't swim should be a good diver.

There is something stronger than all the troops in the world: it is an idea whose time has come.

There are no atheists in trenches under fire!

Alfred North Whitehead

Charters will be useful to you in life! How will you raise your children?

Bald green men are not white tremens and not fantasy! This is ARMY!

Not caught - Not in the army ...

Do not be afraid of this grenade, it is manual ...

Cut your hair, you see, and the service will go better.

A soldier is an impudent mug, an empty stomach and not an ounce of conscience ...

The more a soldier sleeps, the less harm he does.

It's time, comrades, to take the horse by the horns.

Distribution - only old people go into battle

Snow should be white and square.

When two strange people meet, one of them is always wrong.

army is the best remedy for dandruff)

Alas, only military units remained from the army ...

The goal of military education is to instill courage through fear.

In another sense, a lot of intelligence is worse than not having it at all.

A cow is such a large animal with four legs at the corners ...

Work - shadows disappear at noon

Knocked down - fight on your knees, you can't go - advance lying down. V.F. Margelov

Now that you have become a soldier, forget civilian dreams ... Kiss at night with an AUTOMATIC AND GIVE flowers to the foreman))

When 5 people have the same boots next to you, this is not fashion. This is the army.

You, comrade cadet, are not a cadet, but a real Neanderthal, and, I would even say, an anthropologist.

A camping shovel is used for digging trenches, and not for picking one's nose.

AWOL - dangerous tour, behind enemy lines

My head hurts? Read the statute...

The entrance is an opening from the outside to the inside, in the opposite direction, called the exit.

Dinner is a fight for life

It is better to defend yourself poorly than to know exactly why and how you will be killed. – W. Schwebel

Previously, the concepts were like this: you didn’t serve in the army, you’re not a man, but today you served in the army, LOH, because. couldn't get away..

A people that does not want to feed its own army will soon be forced to feed someone else's. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

We drive at night, ideal conditions, the moon is shining, the sun ...

In winter, that is, at night, the guard is changed twice a day.

R-r-equal! I don't hear a single click when turning heads!

The best remedy for love is running in a gas mask.

Tired grandfather - demon

A billion is a huge amount, like a hundred million.

Sergeant - he was once a man

What, the car won't start? Let's go, then drive.

Company! Wider step! Why doesn't the butt sing?

If a soldier says “I didn’t take it”, then he won’t give it back

What are you making noise like in an anthill?!

Whoever wants to enjoy lasting peace must know how to fight.

What do you sleep while standing on the go?

The soldier must obey the blind instinct of the commander.

They got used to it, just like ostriches, head into the snow.

An army of rams led by a lion is stronger than an army of lions led by a ram.

With the majors, mind you, first say: “Just kidding”, then joke.

What kind of pig passed here?! Cow, right?

You lead a marmot lifestyle, comrade cadets!

Comrade cadets, put the diplomats on the floor, and whoever is not worth it, squeeze between their legs.

Distribution of food - Battle of Kulikovo

Roll call in the army: - Ivanov.-I! - Petrov! - Me! - Thirty puppies ?! - Yes, I am Zoshchenkov!, Zoshchenkov.

It makes no sense to search, even if we find it.

Do you know why military dentists are worse than civilian ones? Because it's very hard to drag your teeth through the well ... ny.

Tanks are not washed. They are being painted!

In the army, boys are made into real men ... but without the participation of women.

I solve only eternal questions. Temporary decides the sergeant.

It is necessary to rub the floors so that the water creaks.

I put the question point-blank: either we will or not without it!

What do you think - you are all fools, and I'm the only smart one ?!

They are waiting for a soldier: mother - forever, friends - 1 year, girls - 6 months, foreman - 45 seconds.

The other day I received a summons from the military registration and enlistment office. Spammers are f*cking!

An officer without a dream is like a dog without wings.

Drill - walking through the throes

Hello! You have reached the military office. If you want to serve in the army, press the "asterisk", if not - "hash".

Children play soldiers. This is clear. But why do soldiers play like children?

Political officer, kick this idiot out of the Komsomol! How not a Komsomol member? Accept and expel!

Write Bro, I'm waiting for an answer, otherwise I'll send an outfit with greetings ...

Application for the radio: - Please, give a big hello to my "beloved" military commissariat and put on the song "Kiss me everywhere, I'm 28 already ..."))

Dismissal - wind noise in the field

Peace and harmony are useful for the vanquished, but only commendable for the victors. (Cicero)

I was not born hungry and angry, the army regime made me that way.

The army is an inevitable phenomenon, and most young people no longer aspire to run away from it, as in the 1990s. According to the statistics of the Ministry of Defense, 75% of men from 18 to 27 years old served in the Russian Armed Forces. Military service has ceased to be a scarecrow and for many, 1 or 2 years "in boots" have become a source of pleasant memories and a time to gain invaluable experience.

This is the reason for the increased popularity of the corresponding type of folklore - poems, jokes, songs and quotes about the army, service, morals of soldiers and officers.

"Great minds" of the world about the army

Most of the personalities significant for history were commanders of armies, rulers of their states, or rotated in military circles for a long time. Ancient thinkers, ministers and presidents of different countries, generals - they all left a lot of quotes about the army and related circumstances as a legacy to the world:

• The soldier requires endurance and patience. Courage is not required. (Napoleon Bonaparte)
  
• no heavier than the chains of a prisoner of war. (Dwight Eisenhower)
  
• Any business can be done in 3 ways: right, wrong and "like in the army." (American saying)
• Armies once defeated learn well. (V.I. Lenin)
• In the army, death is not considered a valid reason for disobeying an order. (Russian proverb)
  

Statements of army officers

This layer of quotes about the army is filled with humor, because for the most part it comes from random slips of the tongue in the military. Moreover, in the early 90s, a small collection of statements by officers of the Soviet Army was even released, many of which were uttered back in the 1970s. They are still laughed at.

• Live like pigs in a den!
• Dig from the fence until lunch. I agreed with shovels.
• Shut up, I'm asking you!
• After the command "Hang out" comes the dark time of the day.

However, there is also a serious layer of aphorisms dedicated to senior officers:

• Generals are always preparing for the last war. (W. Churchill )
• Nothing boosts morale like a dead general. . ( John Masters)
• An officer will not become a good commander if he stops being afraid of a corporal. (Bruce Marshall)

Soldier savvy

Most of the soldiers spoke at the time, Generalissimo Alexander Suvorov. Including:

• Every warrior must know his maneuver.
• Wherever a deer passes, there a soldier will pass.
• While the battle is going on, help out healthy comrades, and the wounded will be picked up without you. If you beat the enemy, it will be good: both the wounded and the healthy.
• Service and friendship, like 2 parallel lines, do not converge.
• Among the lower ranks there are also heroes.
• Easy to learn - hard to hike, hard to learn - easy to hike.

In addition to the serious "bloc" are very much in demand about the army, which sing of the soldier's ingenuity, his stupidity and unenviable position.

• When you become a soldier, forget ordinary dreams. Kiss with a gun and give flowers to the ensign.
• The demobilization soldiers are counted.
• If a soldier says "didn't take", it means he won't give back.
• If you want to become a soldier, scold the dean with foul language.
• A soldier is always an impudent mug, an empty stomach and not an ounce of conscience!

Aphorisms and statuses of girls

It just so happened that there are not too many quotes about the army for girls waiting for guys from the army. Only one is widely known and not with the most pleasant meaning: "A girl who waited for her boyfriend in a "citizen" is a museum rarity."

Most of the popular folklore on this subject is represented by phrases for statuses on social networks, where the fair sex tries to express their longing for their beloved. Among them:

• I'm a soldier's girl!
• He was waiting for me after school, and now I'm waiting for him. From the army.
• There are 4 hours between us by bus, but I can't get past the checkpoint of your unit.
• Many have boyfriends, but not everyone has a soldier.

Sometimes among the statuses and quotes about the army for girls there are approaches with humor:

• The girl waiting for the guy from the army is not Hachiko. But also well done!
• The army is a bitch. Takes our guys away.
• I solemnly swear allegiance to my beloved soldier. I swear to strictly fulfill the duties of a "waiting girl", reject male faces and courageously defend our love! (Oath of Allegiance) .
• Your favorite debt. 365 nights.

The main thing about the war

Among the quotes about the army, they occupy a separate place - a rather serious and terrifying phenomenon. As a rule, they don’t even joke about him “just like that”. Thinkers of antiquity and contemporaries all recognize the necessity and even some inevitability of military action in the world:

• The goal of any war is to achieve peace. (Aristotle )
• The first victims of war are truth, common sense and the ability to negotiate. (Johnson Hiram)
  
• War is war. It requires iron discipline. (V.I. Lenin)
• Victory depends on the prowess of the legions. (Gaius Julius Caesar)
• Money is the essence of the artillery of war. (Peter the Great)
• The war ends when the last soldier is buried. (Alexander Suvorov)
• Either humanity ends the war, or war with humanity. (D. Kennedy)
• Someday either wars will go out of fashion or people will.

In general, army humor occupies a large part of folklore and includes not only thoughtful and humorous statements, but also dialogues, stories, anecdotes and poetic forms.

The army is a test for two: he hopes for her loyalty, and she hopes that the same beloved person will return to her.

Today I come, and at home there is a rose! It turns out that from a loved one, who is now in the army. Here is such news.

Hooray! I've been waiting for him! He returned from the army, and now we will be inseparable! You are my Everything!

Someone mows down from the army, and someone goes there to mow down from ordinary life.

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Wherever the service takes you, know that there is a girl's heart in the world that beats in unison with yours and is waiting for you!

Will you wait for me from the army? - Yes. "Well then, I'll be waiting for you too." - Where do I come from? - How? From the maternity hospital.

The countdown of the days until the army perfectly stimulates the desire to learn!

Being a soldier's girl is an honor, but not easy!

Girls, you can understand: Yes, it is not easy to wait for a soldier. But is it easier to protect the love of girls with a machine gun?

That's all: he went to the army ... and I have to wait ... and I will definitely wait! Definitely, love!

Stock! Give us your rag and get a normal man! Girls, hurry up! Limited number of seats! Military commissariat.

How time is changing! Now even herring under a fur coat is not a hunt, and in the army bread under a blanket was a delicacy.

I will always wait for you ... I love you ... and therefore even eternity is not a time ...

I am a Soldier Girl and I am Proud of it!

As a senior in rank says, you won’t hear anything smart

I will always wait for you, my love! I will remember, believe, live and not give up!

Bald green men are not white tremens and not fantasy! It's an ARMY!

There are now kilometers between us, hundreds of gray, foreign cities, to cancel all the bans now, and to hug my love to me!

just a little bit left and I can breathe in your favorite smell ... a calm sigh you will soon be there ...

Despite the huge distance between us, you are the only real thing I have.

There are kilometers between us now, hundreds of gray, foreign cities, I would now cancel all the bans, and hug my love to me!

It may not be easy on the days of separation and it’s unbearable without you, but no matter how hard it is, I’ll still wait, my love !!!

Good morning my love! The strongest and most beautiful! I love you! You are my! My protector! My hero!

I will wait for you, no matter what happens ... no matter what happens ... I will always wait for you ... you are the brightest thing that I have in life ...

in short, fucking again, everything is new ... iii now I'm waiting for him from the army

and I also love and wait, very very ... although I still have a long time ... but still I will wait because I love

Alas, only military units remained from the army ...

Your letter to me is like a gift, don't forget about it, you send it without stamps, but don't send it without love!

Hours fly, days pass, there is less and less to serve, wait a little longer, and HAPPINESS will smile at us again !!!

I believe that when He comes from the army, everything will be fine with us, but sometimes “happy” stories like someone else’s…

I miss you so much, my good one, I miss you so much... I look forward to seeing you, my good one, I really look forward to it... I don't notice anyone but you... I'm so crazy... and unthinkable... I love

Waiting for a soldier is a brave thing, I would praise the girls for it. Only in the army will a guy understand what kind of girl loves and waits.

I know you want to come, but you can't ... the same thing again ... But I'm waiting for you!

Remember yourself, Tell another, The more you sleep - The closer to home!

Sleep, dear girl, Close your eyes as soon as possible, Your beloved in a blue beret, Now protects your peace.

Comrade cadet, you make me think!

And it's not so scary, the main thing is to believe ... it remains a little bit and I will again plunge into the abyss of your beloved eyes ...

Who served in the army, he does not laugh in the circus.

Your letter is like a gift to me, don't forget about it, you send it without stamps, but don't send it without love!

My dear. I will wait for you for a year, but at least all my life. The most important thing is that you are by my side. I love you my sunshine!!!

You have changed your status. New moments in life. You, my boy, private! I love you for this!

A girl waiting for a guy from the army is a museum rarity ...)

This day will be the brightest, This holiday is only yours and mine, The kiss will be the hottest, On the day when you return home ...

Missed calls 0. He loves you silently and from a distance.

Salty tears flow down my cheeks And one thought remains in my head: "I'll wait, I'll never give it to anyone, Although it's going to be very difficult for me."

This distance is like a thin needle that penetrates deeper into the heart and injects more and more sharply with each dem!!!

It's not easy for both of us, After all, now you're far away, You serve in the army, dear, See you soon, my love!

Ass in soap, neck in sweat - the duty officer runs in the company.

It is a pity that we are not together, It is a pity that we are not close. You serve, my dear, Get rewards!

I want to connect my life with him, but he tells me that I can’t wait for him to leave the army 🙁

Love is stronger in separation and suffering, and who did not wait, yes, he did not love!

Action for girls: bring your rag to the draft board and get a real man in 12 months

Sappers walk slowly, but it is better not to overtake them ...

“A soldier won’t hurt a child,” the children shouted, throwing stones at the paratrooper

Whoever touches a soldier's girl will become a mystery to honey. brother...

I read his letters with a smile, fall asleep with a smile after talking with him ... He is right, we are really crazy ... Isn't it wonderful? ... It's hard to wait for him, very much ... But it's worth it ...

Beloved in the army… but I am not upset that on such a holiday I will stay at home… mentally this evening he is with me… I am the happiest!!!

Desires increase expectations, and expectations narrow distances ... - I wait and I wait

When the girl is 18. And the guy is demobilized in a year. He doesn’t have to worry. No one is waiting for him anymore.

Baby, my love, my sun!!! I WAITING FOR YOU……I MISS YOU!!!…

Right now that they allocate time in the army in order to be in contact Sit 0-o?

beloved in the army .. but I'm not upset that on such a holiday I will stay at home .. mentally this evening he is with me .. I am the happiest !!!

That my heart is given to you! See you! I'm waiting! I love! I miss..

Yes, you left, but you will return to drink and dance again, so that again your young lips will kiss painfully hard!

HOME DO NOT BE AFRAID TO BE LATE, WHO LOVES, THAT KNOWS TO WAIT

This distance is like a thin needle that penetrates deeper into the heart and colitises more and more sharply every day!!!

you're in the army... and I miss you so much... your "love"...

in a month my kitten will come from the army =* I love him very much=

Just a little bit left and I can breathe in your favorite smell ... a calm sigh you will soon be there ...

What is the army doing? - she makes a man out of a boy! - not only, she also experiences feelings for strength!

I promise to love and wait, Until you return home! It's hard for me to let you go. But know, my love, that you are mine!

Your army life is not a hindrance to love. Dear, I'll wait for you, If only you loved me!

That my heart is given to you! See you! I'm waiting! I love! I miss…

My dear, I'll wait for you! The army will not separate us. I'm not afraid of parting, Waiting will not get bored!

He's been in the army for half a year. I missed his lips so much.

If a girl waits for a guy, this is not a girl, but a historical value!

The army is a school for guys and an exam for girls.

I'm ready to wait for you, I'm waiting for you, I'm ready ...

I believe you will come to me from afar, And again I will feel your eyes on me... Everything will be fine, but for now I will wait for you, my beloved soldier!

My dear, I miss you! I will wait for you as long as you need! From the army you will return to me And then we will be there again!

I read the status that the girl waited for the guy from the army and met him already ... e mine ... again tears ... it remains to wait 361 days ...

Loving a soldier is pride Forgetting a soldier is meanness And being with a soldier is an honor That not all girls have

The girl is like a parachute. may refuse. so you need to have a spare

my job is to wait. Your job is to get back the way you were.

You left, but I'll wait for you. And all this because I love you very much! You are the meaning of my life and I am ready to wait for you forever!

I sit and sob to the song Friday Soldier. He's in the army, my little boy...

Who does not believe let them be silent, but I will wait for you soldier !!!

Army letter. - With one hand I write you a letter, and with the other I think about you, dear!

Quietly splashing water in the boots of a cadet, I will never forget my sergeant!

Summer will soon change winter, It will rain and the wind is ardent! I'm still waiting for you, my love, From a long army exile

Waiting for you... I'm listening to the time...

I'm waiting?, counting the days on the calendar, and I just adore this life for that ...

Vasya, do you love me? - Fedya, I don't love you, I respect you. - No, Vasya, you must love me. Otherwise, we won't fold!

And it's not so scary, the main thing is to believe ... it remains a little bit and I will again plunge into the abyss of your beloved eyes ...

Well, we have already agreed with him: first I am waiting for him from the army, and then he is waiting for me from the maternity hospital