List of obscene expressions. The great and mighty Russian language: where did the swear words come from

Swearing accompanies Russia from the moment of its inception. The authorities, social formations, culture and the Russian language itself are changing, but the obscenity remains unchanged.

Native speech

For almost the entire 20th century, the version dominated that the words that we call obscene came into the Russian language from the Mongol-Tatars. However, this is misleading. Swearing is already found in Novgorod birch bark letters dating back to the 11th century: that is, long before the birth of Genghis Khan.

Revolt against matriarchy

The concept of "mate" is rather late. In Russia, from time immemorial, it was called "obscene barking." It must be said that initially obscene language included exclusively the use of the word "mother" in a vulgar, sexual context. The words denoting the reproductive organs, which we today refer to the mat, did not refer to the “bark of the mother”.

There are dozens of versions of the checkmate function. Some scholars suggest that swearing appeared at the turn of the transition of society from matriarchy to patriarchy and initially meant the imperious assertion of a man who, having passed the rite of copulation with the “mother” of the clan, publicly announced this to his fellow tribesmen.

dog tongue

True, the previous version does not explain the use of the word "barking" in any way. On this account, there is another hypothesis, according to which "swearing" had a magical, protective function and was called "dog tongue". In the Slavic (and Indo-European in general) tradition, dogs were considered animals of the "afterlife" world and served the goddess of death, Morena. A dog that served an evil witch could turn into a person (even an acquaintance) and come with evil thoughts (inflict an evil eye, damage or even kill). So, having felt something was wrong, the potential victim of Morena, just had to utter a protective “mantra”, that is, send him to the “mother”. It was his time to expose the evil demon, the "son of Morena", after which he had to leave the person alone.

It is curious that even in the 20th century, the people still believed that “swearing” scares away devils and it makes sense to swear even “for the sake of prevention”, without seeing a direct threat.

calling for the good

As already mentioned, the Old Russian words denoting the reproductive organs began to be attributed to "swearing" much later. In the pagan era, these lexemes were in common use and did not have a swearing connotation. Everything changed with the advent of Christianity in Russia and the beginning of the displacement of the old "nasty" cults. The words of sexual coloring were replaced with “Church Slavinisms: copulate, childbearing oud, penis, etc. In fact, there was a serious rational grain in this taboo. The fact is that the use of the former "terms" was ritualized and associated with pagan fertility cults, special conspiracies, calls for good. By the way, the very word "good" (in the old Slavic - "bolgo") meant "many" and was used in the beginning precisely in the "agricultural" context.

It took the Church many centuries to reduce agricultural rituals to a minimum, but the “fertile” words remained in the form of “relics”: however, already in the status of curses.

Censorship of the Empress

There is another word that is unfairly referred to today as swearing. For the purposes of self-censorship, let's designate it as "the word with the letter" B ". This lexeme quietly existed in the elements of the Russian language (it can even be found in church texts and official state letters), meaning "fornication", "deceit", "delusion", "heresy", "mistake". The people often used this word to dissolute women. Perhaps, in the time of Anna Ioannovna, this word began to be used with greater frequency and, probably, in the latter context, because it was this empress who imposed a ban on it.

"Thieves" censorship

As you know, in a criminal, or "criminal" environment, swearing is strictly taboo. For a carelessly dropped obscene expression of a prisoner, a much more serious responsibility can await than an administrative fine for public obscene language in the wild. Why do the Urkagans dislike the Russian mate so much? First of all, that swearing can pose a threat to "don't care" or "thieves' music." The keepers of the thieves' traditions are well aware that if the mat displaces the slang, then they will lose their authority, their "uniqueness" and "exclusivity", and most importantly the power in prison, the elite of the criminal world - in other words, "chaos" will begin. It is curious that criminals (unlike statesmen) are well aware of what any language reform and borrowing of other people's words can lead to.

Rather than social status and age.

The widespread belief that teenagers swear many times more than mature people fails on Russian roads, in auto repair shops and undistinguished drinking establishments. Here people do not hold back the impulses that come from the heart, splashing out on the interlocutor and those around them a wave of their negativity. In most cases, the use of swearing is due to a lack of vocabulary or the fact that a person is not able to express his words and thoughts in a more civilized form.

From the point of view of esotericism and religion, a scolding person from the inside decomposes himself and has a bad effect on the surrounding space, releasing negative energy. It is believed that these people get sick more often than those who keep their tongue clean.

Obscene language can be heard in completely different layers. Often in the media you can find reports of another scandal with famous politicians or movie and show business stars who publicly used profanity. The paradox is that even someone who uses profanity to link words in a sentence denounces such celebrity behavior and considers it unacceptable.

Relation of the law to the use of profanity

The Code of Administrative Offenses clearly regulates the use of swear words and expressions in a public place. Violator of peace and order to pay a fine, and in some cases, foul language may be subject to administrative arrest. However, in Russia and most of the CIS countries, this law is observed only when swear words were used by a law enforcement officer.

Cursing is swearing regardless of profession, wealth and level of education. However, for many, the presence of older people, young children and work that involves polite interaction with people is a deterrent.

Resourceful people a couple of decades ago found a way out of the situation: along with obscenity in oral speech, its surrogate appeared. The words “damn”, “star”, “fuck off” seem to be not a foul language in the literal sense of the word and cannot fall under the corresponding article by definition, but they carry the same meaning and the same negative as their predecessors, and such words are constantly being added.

On forums and in the discussion of news, as a rule, the use of strong words is prohibited, but surrogates have successfully bypassed this barrier as well. Thanks to the appearance of an obscene surrogate, parents no longer hesitate to use it in the presence, harming the cultural development of their child, introducing the immature to the use of swear words.

Taboo vocabulary includes those or other layers of vocabulary that are banned due to religious, mystical, political, moral and other reasons. What are the prerequisites for its occurrence?

Varieties of taboo vocabulary

Among the subspecies of taboo vocabulary, one can consider sacred taboos (on pronouncing the name of the creator in Judaism). The anathema to pronouncing the name of the alleged game during the hunt refers to a mystical taboo layer. It is for this reason that the bear is called the “master” in bullying, and the word “bear” itself is a derivative of the phrase “in charge of honey”.

Obscene language

One of the most significant types of taboo vocabulary is obscene or vocabulary, in the common people - mat. Three main versions can be distinguished from the history of the origin of Russian obscene vocabulary. Adherents of the first hypothesis argue that the Russian mate arose as a legacy of the Tatar-Mongol yoke. Which in itself is debatable, given that most of the obscene roots go back to the Proto-Slavic origins. According to the second version, swear words once had several lexical meanings, one of which eventually replaced all the others and was assigned to the word. The third theory says that swear words were once a significant component of the occult rituals of the pre-Christian period.

Let's consider lexical metamorphoses on the example of the most cult formulations. It is known that in ancient times to “fuck” meant “to cross out a cross on a cross”. Accordingly, "dick" was called the cross. Turnover "fuck everyone" was introduced into use by ardent supporters of paganism. Thus, they wished Christians to die on the cross, by analogy with their own god. Needless to say, current users of the language use this word in a completely different context.

Swearing also played an important role in the rites and rituals of pagan origin, usually associated with fertility. In addition, it should be noted that most conspiracies for death, illness, love spells, etc. abound with obscene lexemes.

It is known that many lexical units that are now considered obscene were not such until the 18th century. These were completely ordinary words denoting parts (or features of the physiological structure) of the human body and not only. So, the Proto-Slavic "jebti" originally meant "beat, hit", "huj" - "a needle of a coniferous tree, something sharp and sharp." The word "pisda" was used in the meaning of "urinary organ". Recall that the verb "whore" once meant "to idle talk, to lie." "Fornication" - "evasion from the established path", as well as "illegal cohabitation". Later both verbs merged together.

It is believed that before the invasion of Napoleonic troops in 1812, swear words were not particularly in demand in society. However, as it turned out in the process, hazing was much more effective in the trenches. Since then, swearing has become firmly rooted as the main form of communication in the troops. Over time, the officer stratum of society popularized obscene vocabulary to such an extent that it turned into urban slang.

Weed words - an indicator of general and speech culture

Among the verbal rubbish there is something that is considered indecent in any cultural society. It's about profanity. Elements of foul language, no doubt, speak of the extremely low level of general culture. Swearing carries a very strong expressive charge. In some cases, socially acceptable substitutes for obscene words are used, such as "fir-trees-sticks". It is better to refrain from even such seemingly harmless expressions, even if the situation is conducive to an emotional response.

If you notice signs of weedy words in your speech, try to get them under control. Awareness of speech deficiency is the first step to its elimination. Constant control over the quality of your speech will help you express your thoughts more accurately and become a pleasant conversationalist.

What are swear words? Checkmate influence

It seems that swear words have become so firmly established in our society, as if it were normal. I have even met people who claim that mats allow you to relax,

Curse words These are unnatural harsh words. No matter what they say, but these words cause unpleasant sensations, shame, indignation inside.

But worse than that, swear words are contagious. It has been noted more than once that when a child is sent to kindergarten, for example, and there is at least one child who swears, your child easily adopts the “shoemaker habit”. And he starts cursing like a shoemaker. Yes, and adults are the same, in fact - a man works among builders who speak the mat for only 30 days, and involuntarily begins to use this language himself.

Let's see where this infectious thing came from.

The history of the emergence and origin of swear words / mat.

There are several versions of the origin of the mat.

Influence of the Tatar-Mongol yoke.
Pagan roots of the Slavic peoples

Some deny the first, and agree with the second. But both seem to have an impact.

The first version has recently found fewer supporters among researchers.

It is refuted by two facts.

First- analysis of the language of the ancient Mongols, carried out in the 20s. the last century did not reveal the presence of swear words.

Second - birch bark letters found in Novgorod. In total, 4 letters were found, in which there are words with the letters "e", "b", and "p". Three of the four charters date back to the 12th century, i.e. their writing took place at least half a century before the Mongol invasion. Apart from this, it is also important to mention one more fact. Italian traveler Plano Carpini who visited in the 13th century Central Asia, noted that the nomads did not have swear words. In fairness, it is worth noting that the word "x" still exists in the modern Mongolian language. It has several meanings, but none of them denotes the sexual organ of a man.

How did swear words enter our speech?

During the reign of Tsar Alexei Mikhailovich Romanov, a severe punishment was imposed for the use of swear words in public places - up to and including the death penalty.

In the 19th century swearing turns from swearing into the basis of the language of factory workers and artisans.

And after the 1917 revolution, obscenity entered the lexicon of political figures. And Lenin, and Stalin used swearing in his speech. The fish rots from the head, so it's all the more clear why all the other high-ranking party workers were cursing.

In the early 90s, the mat came into wide use. And without "hot word" many people can't speak up.

The mystical origins of such a phenomenon as a mat go back to the pagan past. To protect themselves from the attacks of the demonic world, people of the pre-Christian era contacted him. This contact had two sides of the coin:

on the one hand, the pagans gratified, offering a sacrifice to him,
on the other hand, they drove away, scared away.

Exactly, and people scared away the demon with his name or spells. By the way, they called the demons with the same words, thus showing their readiness to merge with him.

The spells that were addressed to pagan idols consisted of their names. And just at that time the cult of fertility was widespread. Thus, most mats are associated with the genitals of a man and a woman.

The Slavs were also familiar with obscene language. For example, the swear word of a girl of easy virtue "b ..." is found on Novgorod notes and birch bark letters of the 12th century. It just meant something completely different. The meaning of the word was the name of a demon with whom only sorcerers communicated. According to ancient beliefs, this demon punished sinners by sending them a disease, which is now called "womb rabies."

Another word, the verb "e ...", is of Slavic origin, and is translated as cursing.

The remaining swear words are the names of pagan gods, or demonic names. When a person swears, he calls demons on himself, his family, his family.

Thus, checkmate is an appeal to demons, only it consists of spells and names of certain demons. This shows the history of the mat.

In other words, mat is the language of communication with demons.

It is no coincidence that lexicologists call this type of vocabulary - infernal, which means infernal.

Today the mat is used for:

Manifestations of emotions
Emotional discharge
Insults, humiliation
Demonstrations of fearlessness
Demonstrations of belonging to "their own"
Demonstrations of disregard for the system of prohibitions
Demonstrations of aggression, etc.

The impact of the mat on human health

Just here are 6 facts about the influence of mats:

The influence of the mat on DNA

Human words can be represented as electromagnetic vibrations that directly affect the properties and structure of DNA molecules responsible for heredity. If a person uses swear words every day, DNA molecules begin to produce "negative program" and they change significantly. Scientists say: "dirty" word causes mutagenic effect similar to radiation exposure.

Swear words have a negative effect on the genetic code of the swearer, are written in it, become a curse for the person himself and his heirs.

Curse words travel along other nerve endings than ordinary words

There is an observation by doctors that people suffering from paralysis, in the complete absence of speech, speak exclusively in obscenities. Although at the same time unable to say "yes" or "no". At first glance, the phenomenon, although very strange, says a lot. Why does a completely paralyzed person express exclusively obscenities? Does it have a different nature than ordinary words?

The influence of the mat on the water. Scientific experiment.

Germ technology has long been used in biology and agriculture.

Water is processed by some influence, and this water grains of wheat are processed.

Three types of words were used:

Prayer "Our Father"
Mat household, which is used to connect speech
The mat is aggressive, with a pronounced expression.

After a certain time, the number of germinated grains and the length of the sprouts are checked.

On the second day

The control batch sprouted 93% of the grains
In a batch of grains treated with prayer - 96% of the grains. And the longest sprouts, up to 1 cm.
In a batch treated with household mat - 58% of grains
The expressive mat influenced so that only 49% of the grains grew. The length of the sprouts is not uniform and mold has appeared.

Scientists believe that the appearance of mold is the result of strong negative impact of the mat on the water.

More time later.

Influence of household mat - only 40% of germinated grains remain
The influence of the expressive mat - only 15% of germinated grains remained.

Seedlings dipped in water treated with a mat show that this environment is not suitable for them.

Man is 80% water. Draw your own conclusion, my friends.

Here is a video of this experiment.

Swear words very often come out of people from whom demons are cast out.

This is recognized by all confessions: from Orthodox to Protestants.

For example, an Orthodox priest, Father Sergius, writes: “The so-called mat is the language of communication with demonic forces. It is no coincidence that this phenomenon is called infernal vocabulary. Infernal means hellish, from the underworld. It is very easy to make sure that mate is a demonic phenomenon. Go to a Russian Orthodox church during the reprimand. And take a close look at the person who is reprimanded by prayer. He will moan, scream, struggle, growl, and the like. And the worst thing is that they swear very strongly ...

Thanks to science, it has been proven that not only the morality of a person, but also his health suffers because of the mat!

Ivan Belyavsky is one of the first scientists who put forward this theory. He believes that everyone mat is an energy charge that negatively affects human health.

It has already been proven that the mat came from the sacred names of the gods. The word "mat" means "strength". A destructive force that affects the DNA of a person and destroys him from the inside, especially women and children.

Swear words have a detrimental effect on women

Abuse of swearing is destructive for the hormonal background of a woman. Her voice becomes low, testosterone is in excess, fertility decreases, the disease hirsutism appears ...

The influence of swear words on a person in countries where there is no abuse against the reproductive organs.

Another very interesting fact. In countries where there is no swearing indicating the reproductive organ, cerebral palsy and Down syndromes have not been found. But in the CIS countries, these diseases exist. Unfortunately…

How to get rid of the influence of the mat?

You were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord.

We have already proven the origin of swear words. Consider a scientific experiment. But the task of this series and the project "Word of Encouragement" is to encourage, to help overcome every vice that binds a person.

Here we will give a recipe for liberation from swear words, which has been tested on personal experience. Just 5 easy steps.

Recognize

Very important recognize that swear words are a vice that has a destructive effect on a person. It is to recognize, not to resist.

repent

Warm repentance before God is very important.

He is the Lord, He knows everything. And He will help, but first, just repent that this dirty scolding came out of your mouth.

(If you have never recognized Jesus as the Lord of your life - then you)

Accept yourself as a new creation

If you have prayed the prayer of repentance, then you have become a new creation, a child of Almighty God. And before that, every person is a sinner, a product of the devil.

Many in the world say "Why reject mats - it's normal!". It's okay if you're a sinful person. And if you repented before God, asked for forgiveness for your sins, you have already become a new creation.

And you need to take it

The Word of God says:

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore, whoever is in Christ is a new creation; the old has passed, now everything is new.

Start thinking well of yourself, thinking of yourself as a beloved child of God, as the one for whom the Lord gave His Son.

Trust God. You have become different inside.

Eph.5:8 You were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord: walk as children of light,

Believe that words are capsules filled with power.

In fact, this entire series is about that. What we say is what we have.

But you, if you have already cursed, you need to accept it again. Your mats have produced one action in your life.

Now you need your words to bring good.

Col.4:6 Your word [let it be] always with grace

Eph 4:29 Let no rotten word come out of your mouth, but only good for edification in the faith, that it may bring grace to those who hear.

This means that every time you open your mouth, ask God for wisdom so that your words will bring grace and benefit to those who listen.

Consecrate your mouth, your tongue to God.

This is not just a decision: “since the New Year, I’m giving up swearing.”

It is a decision that your mouth belongs to the Lord, the Creator of heaven and earth. And you will only bless God and His creations with your lips.

Jas 3:9-10 With it we bless our God and Father, and with it we curse men, who are made in the likeness of God. From the same mouth comes a blessing and a curse: it must not, my brethren, be like this.

If you dedicate your mouth to God, it won't be easy. But even when you stumble, remember that the word of God says "it must not be." God does not give impossible tasks. If it's written in His Word, then it's real. And that means that it is possible to live in such a way as not to utter curses and swear words against loved ones.

Word of Encouragement

I would like to end in a very good place.

Remember that for every word you will give an account. And if you say a lot of good things in the lives of loved ones, bless your wife / husband, children, parents, employees - God will bring these words to judgment. And from these words you will be justified. So says the Word of God

Matthew 12:36-37 I tell you that for every idle word that people speak, they will answer in the day of judgment: 37 for by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.

Text prepared by: Vladimir Bagnenko, Anna Pozdnyakova

At the end of June, the State Duma supported a bill that would increase the punishment for using obscenities in the family and public places. More than once, attempts were made to toughen responsibility for obscene language, both under tsarism and after the revolution. Lidia Malygina, Associate Professor of the Department of Stylistics of the Russian Language at the Faculty of Journalism of Moscow State University, Scientific Supervisor of the Distance Learning System, spoke about how unprintable words penetrated into public life in our country and in the West, about the history and meaning of the “KP” swear word

If there were no problem, there would be no law. The question arises: who initially taught the Russian people to swear?

- One of the most common versions is the Tatar-Mongols. But in fact, this vocabulary has nothing to do with them. Russian mat of Slavic origin. Four roots known to every Russian person can be found in Macedonian, Slovenian, and other Slavic languages.

Most likely, the mat was an element of pagan cults associated with fertility, for example, with a conspiracy of cattle or a call for rain. The literature describes in detail such a custom: a Serbian peasant throws up an ax and utters obscene words, trying to make it rain.

Why have such words become taboo?

- When Christianity came to Russia, the church began an active struggle against pagan cults, including swear words as one of the manifestations of the cult. Hence such a strong taboo of these forms. This is what distinguishes Russian obscenity from obscene vocabulary in other languages. Of course, since then the Russian language has been actively developing and changing, and with it the Russian language. New swear words have appeared, but they are based on the same four standard roots. Some harmless words that existed before became obscene. For example, the word "dick". “Dick” is a letter of the pre-revolutionary alphabet, and the verb “fuck” was used in the meaning of “cross out”. Now this word is not yet included in the category of swear words, but it is already actively approaching it.

– There is a myth about the uniqueness of Russian obscene language. Is it so?

- The comparison with English is curious. Obscene words have always puzzled British philologists with their nature. As early as 1938, the linguist Chase emphasized: "If someone mentions sexual intercourse, then this does not shock anyone. But if someone pronounces an old Anglo-Saxon four-letter word, most people will freeze in horror."

The premiere of Bernard Shaw's play "Pygmalion" in 1914 was awaited with great impatience. A rumor was started up that, according to the author's intention, the actress playing the main female role should utter an obscene word from the stage. When asked by Freddie if she was going to walk home, Eliza Doolittle had to say very emotionally: "Not bloody likely!". The intrigue persisted to the last. During the premiere, the actress nevertheless uttered an obscene word. The effect was indescribable: noise, laughter, whistling, clatter. Bernard Shaw even decided to leave the hall, deciding that the play was doomed. Now the British are complaining that they have actually lost this favorite curse of theirs, which has already lost its former strength, because the word has become too common.

Lidia MALYGINA - Associate Professor, Department of Russian Language Stylistics, Faculty of Journalism, Moscow State University A photo: Archive "KP"

- Probably, after the sexual revolution of the 1960s, the situation changed a lot, and obscene words literally poured onto the pages of the press?

- Certainly. Think back to Great Britain in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Then even the legs of the piano were dressed in covers so that they would not cause random erotic associations! In the second half of the twentieth century, contraceptives are rapidly developing, the pornography industry is growing. Marriage for life, fidelity of spouses began to look like old-fashioned prejudices. Yes, and heterosexuality in marriage has ceased to be a prerequisite. It is noteworthy that at that time the attitude towards obscene words also changed. There are two linguistic collections devoted to obscene language. The first was published in the USA in 1980. The second was published in the United Kingdom and the USA in 1990. Several articles about vulgarisms already appear in these reference books. Examples of the use of obscene language were given in clear text.

- And yet they punished for the mat. A famous case was when, at the height of the anti-war protests in the United States in 1968, a young man who did not want to serve on the draft was prosecuted for wearing a jacket with the inscription: “F ... the draft!”.

- Yes. Another well-known case is the 12-minute radio program "Foul Words". Satirist George Carlin listed seven words that should not be spoken on the radio, and then began to discuss this problem. One of the listeners was driving in a car with a child and accidentally heard the program. He immediately called the editor of the program and complained.

Another well-known scandal was caused by the fact that newspapers in the late 1970s. published an obscene statement that a player said to the referee during a sports competition: “f ... cheating cunt”. And in works of art, without any disguise, the rudest words began to appear. In a guide to St. Petersburg, Western authors do not hesitate to explain Russian vulgarisms, for example, b... (whore) – which is usually rendered as simply b... (short version of the word - Ed.) – and plays an equivalent role to 'f ...' in English for those who use it as a verbal stutter.

- Russian journalists also like to use obscene words and expressions, masking them a little so as not to formally violate the law banning swearing in the media ...

- Yes, softer expressions instead of rude ones often cover in the text easily guessed obscene expressions, swear words and swear words: “Dick Advocaat: UEFA for yourself!”; "Hugh Hefner and Dasha Astafieva: Hugh knows her ..."; “And he stole deposits worth 2 billion ... But he himself ended up in a complete “hopra””; or "Russia in CHOP" - the title of a special report on private security companies or the title of a film about losing weight "I'm losing weight, dear editors!".

– Are there other languages besides Russian, in which obscene vocabulary is divided into ordinary swear words and into strictly taboo ones, the use of which is prohibited in any situation and in any context?

– In this sense, the Russian language is unique. Although, for example, the obscene vocabulary of the Spanish language is also associated with the sexual sphere, in contrast to German (in German, this is the sphere of excrement). But in Spanish there is no such taboo, so the first academic dictionaries of the Spanish language contained such vocabulary, but the dictionaries of the Russian language did not. In general, the first dictionary fixation of swearing dates back to the beginning of the 20th century. This is the third edition of Dahl's dictionary, edited by Baudouin de Courtenay. But such activities of dictionary compilers quickly ended, since the Soviet authorities banned the use of obscenities, and the third edition of Dahl's dictionary was sharply criticized.

Hello comrades. You know, I noticed a long time ago that if you use swear words correctly, speech is transformed. Becomes graceful, interesting. And most importantly - what strong emotions can be conveyed with just one Russian swear word. A unique thing Russian mat.

But, unfortunately, most people do not know how to use it. Sculpts it through every word. What do I suggest. I propose to get acquainted with the work of many classics who used ridiculous verbs in their works.

Many of them you have heard and read. Personally, I re-read it with pleasure, and rediscovered something for myself.

Maybe I'm not the only one interested.

Yesenin S. A. - “Do not grieve, dear, and do not gasp”
Do not grieve, dear, and do not gasp,
Hold life like a horse by the bridle,
Send everyone and everyone to dick
Don't get sent to hell!

Yesenin S. A. - “The wind blows from the south and the moon has risen”
The wind blows from the south
And the moon has risen
What are you, whore
Didn't you come at night?

You didn't come at night
Didn't show up during the day.
Do you think we're jerking off?
Not! We eat others!

Yesenin S. A. “Sing, sing. On the damn guitar
Sing, sing. On the damn guitar
Your fingers dance in a semicircle.
Would choke in this frenzy,
My last, only friend.

Don't look at her wrists
And flowing silk from her shoulders.
I was looking for happiness in this woman,
And accidentally found death.

I did not know that love is an infection,
I didn't know that love is a plague.
Came up with a slitted eye
The bully went crazy.

Sing, my friend. call me again
Our former violent early.
Let her kiss each other
Young, beautiful bastard.

Ah, wait. I don't scold her.
Ah, wait. I don't curse her.
Let me play about myself
Under this bass string.

The days of my pink dome are pouring.
In the heart of dreams of gold sums.
I touched a lot of girls
Many women pressed in the corner.

Yes! there is the bitter truth of the earth,
I peeped with a childish eye:
Males lick in line
Bitch dripping juice

So why should I be jealous of her.
So why should I hurt like this.
Our life is a sheet and a bed.
Our life is a kiss and into the pool.

Sing, sing! On a fatal scale
These hands are a fatal misfortune.
You know, fuck them...
I will not die, my friend, never.

Yesenin S. A. - “Rash, harmonica. Boredom... Boredom"
Rash, harmonica. Boredom... Boredom...
The harmonist pours his fingers in a wave.
Drink with me you lousy bitch
Drink with me.

They loved you, scourged you -
Unbearable.
Why are you looking so blue splashes?
Do you want it in the face?

In the garden you would be stuffed,
Frighten crows.
Tormented me to the liver
From all sides.

Rash, harmonica. Rash, my frequent.
Drink, otter, drink.
I'd rather be that busty one over there, -
She is dumber.

I'm not the first among women...
a lot of you
But with someone like you, with a bitch
Only for the first time.

The freer, the louder
Here and there.
I won't end myself
Go to hell.

To your pack of dogs
It's time to forgive.
Darling I'm crying
Sorry Sorry...

Mayakovsky V.V. - "To you"
To you who live for an orgy orgy,
having a bathroom and a warm closet!
Shame on you for being presented to George
subtract from newspaper columns?

Do you know, mediocre, many,
thinking to get drunk better how -
maybe now the bomb feet
tore out the lieutenant of Petrov? ..

If he is brought to the slaughter,
suddenly saw, wounded,
how you smeared in a cutlet lip
lustfully sing Northerner!

Do you, who love women and dishes,
give life to please?
I'd rather be in a fucking bar
serve pineapple water!
(Something reminds me of the plot of the verse. For example, the modern world and its foundations)

Mayakovsky V. V. “Do you like roses? And I shit on them"
Do you love roses?
and I shit on them!
the country needs steam locomotives,
we need metal!
comrade!
don't ooh
don't ah!
don't pull the bridle!
once the plan has been carried out
send everyone
in pussy
did not fulfill
myself
go
on the
fuck.
(currently relevant)

Mayakovsky V. V. - "Hymn of Onanists"
We,
masturbators,
guys
broad-shouldered!
Us
you won't lure
meaty tit!
Not
seduce us
fucking
trifling!
cumshot
right,
work left!!!
(Yes, this is the hymn of pikabushniks XD, sorry guys, this is winrar :))

Mayakovsky V.V. - "Who are the whores"
Not those
whores
that bread
for the sake of
front
and behind
give us
fuck,
God forgive them!
And those whores
lying,
money
sucking,
et
not giving -
lol
existent,
mother of their children!

Mayakovsky V.V. - "I'm lying on someone else's wife"
Lying
on someone else's
wife
ceiling
sticks
to the ass
but we do not grumble -
making communists,
out of spite
bourgeois
Europe!
Let dick
my
like a mast
bristling!
I don't care,
who is under me
minister's wife
or the cleaner!

Mayakovsky V. V. - “Hey, onanists”
Hey onanists,
shout "Hurrah!" -
fucking machines
established,
at your service
any hole,
up to
to the keyhole
wells!!!

Lermontov M. Yu. - "To Tizenhausen"
Don't drive so languidly
Don't turn your round ass
Sweetness and vice
Kindly don't joke.
Don't go to someone else's bed
And do not let your
Not joking, not really
Do not shake tender hands.
Know, our lovely Chukhonets,
Youth does not shine for a long time!
Know: when the hand of the Lord
Breaks over you
All that you are today
You see at your feet with a prayer,
Sweet moisture of a kiss
They won't take away your longing
At least then for the tip of the dick
You would give your life.

Lermontov M. Yu. - “Oh, how sweet your goddess is”
Impromptu
Oh how sweet is your goddess.
A Frenchman follows her,
She has a face like a melon
But the ass is like a watermelon.

Goethe Johann - "What the stork can do"
Found a place to nest
Our stork! .. This bird -
Thunderstorm of frogs from the pond -
Nests on the belfry!

They are there all day long,
The people are literally moaning, -
But no one - neither old nor young -
Don't touch his nest!

You ask what such an honor
Did the bird win? -
She is a badass! - shit on the church!
Admirable habit!

Nekrasov N. A. - “Finally from Koenigsberg”
Finally from Koenigsberg
I approached the country
Where they don't like Gutenberg
And they find taste in shit.
I drank Russian infusion,
Heard "fucking mother"
And go ahead of me
Write Russian faces.

Pushkin A. S. - "Anne Wulf"
Alas! in vain the proud maiden
I offered my love!
Neither our life nor our blood
Her soul will not be touched by the solid.
I will only be full of tears,
Even if my heart breaks sadness.
She's pissed on a sliver,
But it won't let you sniff.

Pushkin A. S. - “I wished to refresh my soul”
I wanted to refresh my soul
Live the old life
In sweet oblivion near friends
Of my past youth.
____

I rode to distant lands;
I did not crave noisy whores,
I was looking for not gold, not honors,
In the dust among spears and swords.

Pushkin A. S. - “A violinist once came to the castrato”
Once a violinist came to the castrato,
He was poor and that one was rich.
“Look, said the dumb singer,
My diamonds, emeralds -
I took them apart out of boredom.
BUT! by the way, brother,” he continued, “
When you get bored
What are you doing, please tell me."
In response, the poor fellow is indifferent:
- I? I scratch myself.

Pushkin A. S. - "The Cart of Life"
In the morning we sit in the cart,
We are happy to break the head
And, despising laziness and bliss,
We shout: let's go! Her mother!
_________________________
Shut up, godfather; and you, like me, are sinful,
And you will break everyone with words;
In someone else's pussy you see a straw,
And you don’t even see the logs!
(“From the All-Night Evening...”)
________________________

And finally.

“I live in Paris like a dandy,
I have up to a hundred women.
My dick is like a plot in a legend
From mouth to mouth."

V.V. Mayakovsky

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