Among fans of the history of the secret services of the Third Reich, such an anecdote is popular. This example of folk art perfectly reflects one of the myths associated with the life of Heinrich Müller.

... The end of April 1945. Muller and Stirlitz stand on the banks of the Resh Spree. Suddenly a Soviet submarine surfaced. The chief of the Gestapo gets on board, saying to his surprised companion:

And you, Stirlitz, I will ask you to stay ...

After that, the submarine again plunged into the waters of the Spree.

He did not appear by chance. There is a version that the head of the Gestapo managed to get out of the Berlin hell and ended up in the location of the Soviet troops. One of the first who voiced this legend was Heinrich Muller's long-time opponent in apparatus games - the chief of foreign policy intelligence of the SD, Walter Schellenberg. In 1952, he published his memoirs, where he said that back in 1943, Heinrich Muller established contact with Soviet intelligence, and in 1945 he moved to the USSR. He further referred to the testimonies of German officers who met Heinrich Müller, who walked the streets of Moscow in the uniform of a colonel of the Soviet state security. In fairness, we note that it was canceled back in 1943. Wehrmacht officers who also returned from Soviet captivity claimed that the “chief Gestapo man” was present at the interrogations and ... monitored the correctness of the translation.

Experts were skeptical about this statement. Everyone knew about the enmity of these two heads of special services. It is also not clear where and when the foreign intelligence chief met with his informants. Indeed, until December 1950, he was imprisoned in an English prison, and when he was released, he first settled in Switzerland, and then was forced to move to Italy. He led a modest life and it is not clear how the former Nazis could find him to tell the "good" news. Although a high-ranking German officer Muller really could walk around Moscow. But it was just an ordinary general of the Wehrmacht, who was captured by the Soviets near Smolensk, and then actively participated in the work of various anti-fascist organizations.

Simon Wiesenthal contributed to the creation of the myth that Heinrich Müller was alive after the end of World War II. He said that Heinrich Müller moved from the USSR to the GDR, where he secretly met with his wife. At the same time, the “Nazi hunter” was not embarrassed by the fact that Heinrich Muller was actually divorced from his wife (we talked about this in detail above).

Although we would not trust the messages of Simon Wiesenthal, who is known as the "angel of revenge for the Holocaust." According to the American historian and director of the California Institute of Revisionist Historians Mark Weber, this man is "a shameless trampling on the truth."

In the Western press at the height of the Cold War, many publications appeared, which explained in detail what the Nazis were doing in Moscow. They sounded like this. Heinrich Müller worked in the Lubyanka as a consultant on West German intelligence and counterintelligence (BND), which was created in 1946 by former Wehrmacht Major General Reinhardt Gehlen from OKW headquarters.

"Doctor Schneider" (the secret name of the head of the BND) recruited former Abwehr employees for his staff in the first place. In turn, Heinrich Müller, this “walking encyclopedia” of Heinrich Himmler, who had a phenomenal memory and great diligence in studying documents, especially personal files, was able to instantly give the Reichsfuehrer detailed information about almost any intelligence officer. He dealt with his colleagues from the Abwehr, of course, not only out of a pathological "love of art", but also considering them for some time as suspects. It is no coincidence that after the suppression of the conspiracy on July 20, 1944, which almost ended in the death of Adolf Hitler, the chief of the Gestapo, on the personal instructions of the Fuhrer, himself conducted the investigation.

The Abwehr, as you know, by the decision of Adolf Hitler was disbanded in February 1944, and Heinrich Muller organized work to check the loyalty of its employees transferred to the SD. Thus, the SS Gruppenfuehrer knew all or almost all of Gehlen's new associates (who settled in the town of Pullach near Munich and immediately began operations against the USSR). Therefore, the recruitment of this man by Soviet intelligence looks like an absolutely logical step.

Another version was "voiced" by the former head of the intelligence department of the American occupation forces in Germany, Earl Turnand. He claimed that Heinrich Müller fled to Argentina under the wing of the dictator Juan Perón, who openly sympathized with the Nazis. In 1955, when the president of Argentina lost his post, the guest was forced to move to Cuba. He allegedly got to the "Island of Freedom" with the sanction of Moscow (it sounds strange, because from 1952 to 1959 the country was led by General Fulgencio Batista, who expressed the interests of the United States, and not the USSR - Fidel Castro seized power only in 1959). And from Cuba, through Czechoslovakia, Heinrich Muller moved to the USSR, where he lived until his death.

The version about the connection between Heinrich Muller and Soviet intelligence is actively developing today. For example, the Vologda writer Vladimir Arinin believes that the head of the Gestapo began to cooperate with the Lubyanka in 1941 and was hiding under the name "Barter" in the secret files of this department. In his opinion, the chief of the Gestapo first thought about establishing contacts with Soviet intelligence in August 1941, after a Red Star air raid on Berlin. The identity of the Kremlin informer hiding under the pseudonym "Werther" has long been debated. So, an American historian claims that another high-ranking Nazi, Martin Bormann, was hiding under this pseudonym. There is also a third version, which was outlined in his book “Under the pseudonym Dora” by Shandor Rado. He claims that "Werther" is Rudolf Ressler, who lived in Switzerland, who had sources of information among the opposition to Adolf Hitler.

The situation with Bronevym is very simple, in fact.

He played some roles in movies. For my taste, he played well, basically, but this is all a matter of taste - someone may not like it, but someone is completely delighted. However, the fact is that the characters played by him live in the space of Russian culture, and will continue to live.

If you have any complaints about the ideological content of the images he played, these questions are mainly for the director. Here, according to Muller (a charming fascist Gestapo man), these are questions for Lioznova (by the way, she died on September 29, 2011). Born in Moscow on July 20, 1924 in a Jewish family. Parents: Moses Alexandrovich and Ida Izrailevna Lioznova. Moses Alexandrovich died in 1941 in the people's militia (at least officially it is considered so).

In 1949, Lioznova graduated from the directing department of VGIK. She was assigned to the film studio. M. Gorky, but was immediately fired (I wonder why). In 1958 she made her first film "Memory of the Heart" based on the script by Sergei Gerasimov and Tamara Makarova (Makarova played the main female role), in 1961 - "Evdokia" based on the story by Vera Panova. Well, and so on.

In 1973, Lioznova completed work on the 12-episode television film Seventeen Moments of Spring (based on the novel by Yulian Semyonov), for which she was awarded the Order of the October Revolution. Contrary to popular belief, the film did not receive the USSR State Prize. Neither Lioznova nor Semyonov has a State Prize.

Why did she shoot this film the way she did it is an interesting question, and Imho needs research. It is characteristic that after "Seventeen Moments of Spring" Lioznova did not make films for six years and was engaged in teaching.

Lioznova's last film is a three-part television series called "The End of the World with a Subsequent Symposium" - an adaptation of a play by American playwright Arthur Kopit. The film starred Armen Dzhigarkhanyan, Oleg Tabakov, Evgeny Vesnik, Oleg Basilashvili, Dmitry Pevtsov. In connection with the beginning of changes in the country anti-American propaganda film was no longer needed by television editors. It was shown once in early March 1987 and never repeated. It is on torrents, you can download it and look at the dull game of the then movie stars of the USSR against their beloved America (and, characteristically, this film is not on Rutracker).

Well, we figured out the roles of Armor. And what kind of person he is - it's better not to touch it at all. Images separately - and the person separately.

Well, when you drive a Toyota car, are you really interested in what kind of morale Toyoda himself had, how the designers of this car lived, who threw who, framed, raped, killed and devoured whom? It probably doesn't even occur to you to be interested in this. You just need to know that the car turned out like this.

It's the same with actors. Their product is the image you see on the screen. Enjoy the image, and forget all these unnecessary details about the manufacturer's personal sex life.

Does not work? Then think about who FORCED you to pay attention to the personalities of these hypocrites, and why this was done. Alain Delon doesn't drink cologne, huh. And you don't care what he drinks there? Yes, even polish.

***
Stirlitz went to the cafe "Elephant" to meet his wife. This was the fourth time she was taken across the front line and three borders, and each time it turned out that this was not his wife.

***
There was a shot. From the whistle of the wind in his head, Stirlitz realized that the wound was through.

***
- Stirlitz, do you have a plan? Schellenberg asked.
- Of course, and there is even heroin, - Stirlitz answered with a smile.

***
Muller saw Stirlitz walking down the street through the window.
“I wonder where he went,” Muller thought.
- None of your fucking business - thought Stirlitz.

***
Stirlitz looked at one point for a long time ... Then to another ...
- Colon! – finally guessed Stirlitz.

***
Stirlitz put the plug into the outlet, but he was tactfully hinted that they were eating from the outlet with a spoon.

***
It was cold and Stirlitz was heating the stove. In the morning she drowned ...

***
Stirlitz walked down the street. There were screams and shots from behind.
- This is the end - Stirlitz realized when he put his hand in his pocket for a gun.
"It really was his end. The gun was in another pocket."

***
Stirlitz and Muller liked to take the car and ride it in turn.
Sometimes the queue had time to scatter.

***
In the window - the barrel. Stirlitz closed the window - the barrel was gone.

***
The encryption from the Center did not reach Stirlitz. He read it again - and again it did not reach.

***
Stirlitz raised his eyes. Those were Professor Pleischner's eyes.

***
Stirlitz was walking through the woods to meet Pastor Schlag. Suddenly there was a hiss from behind the bushes. Stirlitz did not lose his head: he released the entire clip from the pistol there and went on. And only after a few steps it dawned on him that Pastor Schlag did not know how to whistle.

***
Stirlitz gave the cat gasoline to drink. The cat ran ten meters and fell. “Gasoline ran out,” thought Stirlitz.

***
Muller rides with Stirlitz in Berlin
- Stirlitz, where did you learn to drive a car so well?
- In DOSAAF, - Stirlitz answered and thought: "But didn't I blurt out too much?"

***
Stirlitz, after another successfully completed assignment, was returning to Berlin in his Mercedes.
Kopelyan’s voice-over: “He didn’t know that the war would end soon, and he, as a Hero of the Soviet Union, would be given a Zaporozhets out of turn.

***
Stirlitz went into Hitler's office. Hitler, seeing him, fainted. "I wonder what it is?" - thought Stirlitz, correcting Budyonovka.

***
Stirlitz walked through the park. In the hollow I saw someone's eyes.
- Woodpecker, - thought Stirlitz.
- You yourself are a woodpecker, - Muller thought.

***
On November 7, Stirlitz put on a Budyonovka and marched past the Reichstag with a marching step.
Voice of Efim Kopelyan behind the scenes:
- On this day, he was closer than ever to failure ...

***
End of the war. In the bunker, booze, suicide, poisoning. Hitler wanders around the bunker with a crazy look, no one greets him ... He looked into Stirlitz's office. He jumps up:
- Heil Hitler!
- Yes, even if you, Maksimych, didn’t tease ...

***
Stirlitz loved edged weapons. It was an indispensable remedy for applying to the head after drinking on November 7th.

***
Stirlitz always slept like a log. He was even circled with chalk a couple of times ...

***
Stirlitz woke up in a cell, on a bunk, in his underwear:
- Where I am? Ours? The Germans?
At this time, the rattle of the door latch is heard outside:
- Now the guard will enter! What language do you speak with him? German? In Russian?
Finally, the door opens, and a sobering-up sergeant appears on the threshold and, smiling broadly, says:
- Well, you got drunk yesterday, Comrade Tikhonov!

***
Stirlitz received an encrypted message from the Center: “Stirlitz, congratulations! You have become a grandfather!”
- Finally! Stirlitz thought happily. - Coming soon!!!

***
A man in a Budyonovka coat, tarpaulin boots, with a parachute and a radio transmitter in a backpack entered Muller's office and reported:
- The camels went north. The plan has been delivered.
- You're in the wrong place - said Muller. - Stirlitz's office is on the floor above.

***
Muller enters Stirlitz's office and finds him in a bad mood.
- What happened, Stirlitz?
- I received a letter from my homeland, They write that my wife gave birth.
- What's the matter, should we rejoice?
- Why rejoice, I have not been at home for five years.

***
Stirlitz and Muller leave the restaurant late at night.
- Listen, Muller, let's shoot the girls?
- You have a soft heart, Stirlitz. Let them hang until the morning.

***
Stirlitz left Shelenberg and got into the car. Kate was already there waiting for him.
- Everything, - Stirlitz said, - you can touch.
- Wow, - touched Kate ...

***
Stirlitz went to the door and quietly opened it. The world is on. He closed the door and the light went out. He opened the door again and the light came on again. Closed the door - the light went out. Stirlitz opened the door for the third time - the light came on. Closed the door - the light went out.
- "Fridge!" Stirlitz guessed.

***
Stirlitz walked through the city. Suddenly a brick fell on him.
- Here are those times! Stirlitz thought.
- Here are two for you! - Muller shouted joyfully, throwing a second brick from the roof.

***
Stirlitz came to a meeting with a liaison at a bar and ordered 100 grams of vodka.
“We ran out of vodka two days ago,” the bartender apologized.
- Well, then 100 grams of cognac ...
We ran out of cognac yesterday.
- Well, do you have beer?
- Alas, ended this morning.-
- “So the messenger is already here,” Stirlitz guessed.

***
"How many-sided I am!" - thought Stirlitz, straightening his tie in front of the mirror.

***
Waking up on Saturday morning, Stirlitz thought:
- How nice it was to sit with Muller and Eisman in the department yesterday. It seems that they drank a lot, but the head does not hurt at all, and even Saturday and Sunday are ahead!
Voice of Efim Kopelyan behind the scenes:
He didn't know it was already Tuesday...

***
Stirlitz walked through the spring forest. There were buds on the trees.
“Gestapo tricks again,” he thought.

***
On Tsvetochnaya Street, Stirlitz saw a dog raise its leg near a tree. It was Pastor Pleischner's leg.

***
Stirlitz's car broke down. He got out and began to dig into the engine.
- Stirlitz, you are a Russian spy, - said Muller passing by. - The German would give his car to a car service.

***
- Stirlitz, why don't you have a snack? Muller asks suspiciously. - Are you Russian?
- We, the Germans, are economical people, - Stirlitz got out.

***
Stirlitz was sitting at home, in a villa in Berlin - Köpenick. It was blowing from the window. Stirlitz pressed Alt + F4 - the window disappeared.

***
Queuing up at the cashier to get paid. Stirlitz comes to the window and stands ahead of Muller.
- Stirlitz, you violate the chain of command!
- Heroes of the Soviet Union have the right to service out of turn!

***
The SS men blocked all exits, but Stirlitz left through the entrance.

***
Müller approached Schellenberg:
"Damn you, you stinky goat!"
- "Democracy!" Stirlitz sighed enviously.
***
Stirlitz had dinner in a cafe. Suddenly one officer shouted:
- Russians are bastards!
Everyone looked at him and thought:
- Well, how could he say that in front of Stirlitz.
***
At a banquet at Muller's, Stirlitz drank himself unconscious and fell face down into a plate of salad. Efim Kopelyan's voice-over: "Stirlitz will sleep for fifteen minutes. Work in Soviet intelligence taught him to be so accurate."
***
Muller told Stirlitz a new anecdote about Stalin.
- Isn't it dangerous? - Stirlitz asked, and thought to himself: "Didn't I blurt out something superfluous?"
***
Schellenberg:
- Stirlitz, how do you feel about women?
- I do not belong to them ... - he was embarrassed.
***
- Could you give birth? - Muller asks Stirlitz.
- What exactly? - Stirlitz is interested.
- It does not matter. I just want to know what language you will be screaming in.
***
Stirlitz ran into a branch in the forest. Stirlitz fired, the bitches fled.
***
Muller:
- Stirlitz, your fingerprints were found on Eva Braun's ass. How do you explain it?
Stirlitz:
- I'll explain. How would you explain how you found them?
Muller:
- I have always regretted that you, Stirlitz, do not work for me.
***
The Gestapo came to Stirlitz and said that if he did not pay for electricity, then his radio transmitter would be turned off.
***
Stirlitz was sitting in his office. There was a knock at the door.
- "Bormann" - thought Stirlitz.
- "Correctly" - thought Borman.
***
Bormann was driving a car at a speed of 70 km/h.
Stirlitz ran behind and pretended to be walking.
***
Muller calls Stirlitz and says:
- Tomorrow is Saturday morning. Attendance is required.
- Yes, - Stirlitz answers, and, realizing that he has pierced, he sits down to write a confession:
"I, SS Standartenführer Stirlitz, am in fact a Soviet intelligence officer..."
Muller, after reading the paper, calls Schellenberg:
- Walter, come in, see what your people come up with, so as not to go to the subbotnik.
***
Stirlitz bought a bucket of crayfish on the market. I put it on fire.
Soon the crayfish turned red. "Our!" - Stirlitz was delighted.
***
“I’ll finish my service and buy myself a garden plot in my native Ryazan region,”
thought Stirlitz, driving up to his villa near Berlin.
***
Stirlitz went to the Reichstag in Budyonovka. Muller meets him.
- You would at least keep the conspiracy, Stirlitz!
- "Indeed," - thought Stirlitz and put on dark glasses.

Ah, this business logic...

“Stirlitz, if you do not pay for electricity, we will turn off
walkie-talkie to you."
I love money, but extremely professional. S. Kiriyenko

The program function of Stirlitz is not just like that, but positive. This means that Stirlitz prefers to operate at close range and help an exceptionally close environment. Collected, calm, always active. He knows how it should be, despite the fact that he sees for the first time. He knows how to distribute work not only for himself, but also for others. Does not recognize any excuses and evasions, do not hand over the work on time - like death. Phenomenal efficiency, judges others by itself and requires the same return.

Another thing is if, for example, you need to do something and an action plan immediately arises. tactical plans (how to do something better and more efficiently) - this is Stirlitz's strong point (business logic in the software + sensory sensations in the creative)

If the decision is made by Stirlitz, then it is implemented quickly, efficiently, with the highest efficiency. Stirlitz are one of those who only harness for a long time, but drive fast. And therefore, quickly, that it harnesses it qualitatively, nothing will fall off along the way.

“We don’t need someone else’s apogees, and we won’t give our apogees to anyone!” Gifts never. But here's my own, native, given to poyuzat - it will definitely take

In fact, the Stirlitz are lazy, they try to do the work faster (to get rid of it) and efficiently (so as not to redo it and not blush for it), and then sleep and rest to your heart's content ....
Damn, our life is so stupid that we can’t do all the work in any way!

Sensory does not need bleaching - this is what Stirlitz carefully controls.

— Holmes! What is the similarity of the Eiffel Tower with a woman's leg?
— Elementary, Watson, the higher, the more breathtaking.

I am a spender, I often buy things, but only those that are needed. I want to buy what I need. What you don't need, you don't want.

As they say, what we do, that's why we fall! If the goals of business logic are to be advanced by the methods of white sensory with a minus sign - beware of everything - Stirlitz will only help his inner circle, but shortcomings, miscalculations and what could be done more beautifully and optimally - he will not regret such advice even to the enemy. And what, let them know what not to do through a stump-deck!
He can live calmly in the field, but loves delicious food and small joys of comfort. Stingy, but not greedy, as they say: you can’t beg for snow in winter, but can disinterestedly donate significant amounts for a good cause, is able to accumulate funds, but cannot refuse loved ones. With pleasure he tinkers around the house, it costs nothing to nail, repair, cook, iron: order is first of all. He likes to dress discreetly, but expensively, simply, but elegantly.

For example, if you ask to throw out the trash, he will do it right away without any questions, wash the dishes, cook, wash, in this regard, he is just golden

A good outfit, sex, style, taste, passion for gourmet dishes, for good cars, but you can’t find a tighter socion for money, however, Stirlitz will find it if he tries!

The ethics of emotions are also under control - the character is persistent, Nordic.

Stirlitz looked at Muller with a challenge. Müller reread received from
States challenge and filled with happy laughter.

It smolders with a twinkle, then a small demon jumps the emotions of these timid flames.
But the light runs along the cord to the stick of dynamite - do not extinguish it in time - the Stirlitz explosion is guaranteed to you. Precisely - in time, before Stirlitz decides that he is losing control of the situation.
It is laconic, but the speech is capacious and convincing. He rarely loses his temper, it is difficult to quarrel with him, he can say with a glance instead of words. At home and with friends, he can fool around, joke and laugh.

Stirlitz is very restrained, a thing in itself, you can hardly get his inner feelings out of him. So perhaps it makes sense to leave them to him?

Intuition of time - where it is thin, it breaks there.

Recruiting Stirlitz, Muller asks a question on the questionnaire:
- How old are you?
Stirlitz had a chance to flirt:
- How much would you give me?
Müller considered himself a subtle wit:
- For life.

Punctual, meticulous, harsh with violators of discipline. If he deceived himself, then it is impossible to force him to admit it - how a true diplomat comes out of such a situation with honor.

If you somehow happen to live with Stirlitz, then keep in mind: the price of your freedom is his desperate strain, very strong feelings.

Damn, what's the point of calling back and saying that plans have changed, there's a delay? Then you don’t have to apologize, and you don’t need to smear yourself on the rug. You just need to be warned!

And if a person has a tendency to such delays, then it is better for him to refuse to stipulate any terms at all.

The problem is not that it came later. The problem is, she didn't come when she said! That is slipped low-quality, unreliable information on time.
And pouring unreliable information on pain is like feeding a rotten child.

If it's urgent for me and it's in my interests, it's clear that I won't wait.
But if I don’t specifically need it and it doesn’t burn for me, then I can pull it off. Although, I still don't like to procrastinate!

If only you guys knew how hard it is for Stirlitz to realize that he DID NOT DO something.
discussion of exact dates leads to conflicts

At some point, after a long wait, you wait for Carlson only then to clean the red face, tear off the propeller and throw it out of the window.

And one more thing ... just don’t try to lie ... Stirlitz’s halftones may not be distinguished, but he smells a lie (in any case, an inconsistency will come out somewhere, and the more complex the combination of topics in a more prominent place).

Intuition of opportunities in assets. What about passive?

Walking down the street, Holmes and Watson hear:
— Wu-u-u-u!!
Watson asks Holmes:
Holmes, is that the Hound of the Baskervilles howling?
“No, Watson,” Holmes replies imperturbably. This is Sir Henry finishing his morning oatmeal.

A person is rich not by what he has, but by what he can do without.

It is difficult for Stirl to guess something, he prefers to know for sure.
The process (going to barbecues) is getting out of control - accordingly, there is a great chance that the people will not like it, if the people did not like it, then this is an assessment of himself, and you know how the low assessment of his activities from outside influences Stirlitz ...

Overfulfillment of what was planned is such a blackological buffer, a shield (shit) from lack of time

Relationship ethics. Inspire me that everything is fine with us so that I believe in it!

Stirlitz told a vulgar anecdote and drove
Muller in paint.
"Look how sensitive," thought
Stirlitz and closed the barrel.

Straightforward and deadly, like a tank, in relationships more often like an elephant in a china shop. Words sometimes mean so little to him - he is convinced that it is better to act.

And BE is one-dimensional, it’s impossible to steer relations.

Stirlitz - "monogamous" without unnecessary need will not look for a dual, and even more so to change a partner who suits him in everything, be it even Don, even Napoleon or other representatives of our black-and-white environment of socion.

Absolutely without BE, all people are not gifts, but on Stirlitz it somehow looks more prominent.

It’s just that according to Stirlitz it’s very noticeable if they don’t receive love, that they immediately begin to “go wild” a lot. In the meantime, they get a good attitude towards good deeds - immediately fair, and caring, and polite, and correct ...

That is, if Stirlitz broke up with you in a bad way, you yourself are to blame

white logic

"What is two times two?" Mueller asked. Stirlitz thought. He, of course, knew how much twice two would be, he
recently reported from the center, but he did not know if Muller knew this. And
if he knows, then who told him. Maybe Kaltebruner? Then
negotiations with Dulles stalled.

Restrictive, like any restrictive function, will never go beyond the boundaries of the permissible. And even more so, it will not allow it to be forced from above by lifeless postulates of the type: this is accepted or it should be.
Stirlitz is unlikely to listen to anyone with an open mouth, he prefers to pretend that he heard something and will definitely express his point of view, instantly orienting himself. If no boom-boom, he will translate the conversation in such a way that the opponent will not notice. He argues with reason, regardless of faces and titles. If he rests in his opinion, he cannot be moved by a tractor.

Think over and calculate several options for different scenarios At least 3 options are always available: Optimal, Real and Worst

Stirlitz is the most rational of the rationals, this is both his plus and his minus. What follows from this. Yes, the fact that he will not change the awl for soap while in a sober mind and good health.

Life MUST be fair and correct, otherwise we ourselves will bring correctness and justice to where it does not yet exist.

Volitional sensory

Stirlitz entered the Elefant cafe. “This is Stirlitz, now it will be
fight,” said one of the visitors. Stirlitz drank a cup of coffee and
released. “No,” the second visitor objected, “this is not Stirlitz.”
“No, Stirlitz!” shouted the first. And then the fight began.

Stirl has a background emergency, it works as an automatic security system. So don't get in, it'll kill you.

In general, the disease for me is not only a physical burden, but also a fair amount of mental.

Strategist and conspirator

Stirlitz's jealousy is purely sensory disgust. Someone took mine, used it, crushed it ...

……………………………………………………………………………………….

Now about the places of catching and breeding Stirlitz. Stirlitz are found in administrative departments, at points of consulting services, and where there is something to put their hands on. And if the hands are golden, then it doesn’t matter where they grow from.
It is recommended to catch live bait - friendly and modest. Such that Stirlitz, with his rational diligence to do everything as best as possible, wanted to imitate this live bait in this optimistic view of the world.
But still, a mouse is not a squirrel, it cannot eat a walnut

First, Stir was rational. So compared to irrami more viscous. Second, logic. That is, checking harmony with algebra is a nice thing. Thirdly, a negativist and reinsurer. IMHO, enough for boredom.

44 years ago, on August 11, 1973, Tatyana Lioznova's cult series Seventeen Moments of Spring premiered. The whole country clung to the TV screens. The success of the tape was such that it was shown again literally three months later. They say that even the crime rate fell these days: people simply had no time to break the law, they preferred to follow the plot twists in the series. The painting remains legendary even decades later. It is difficult to find a person who would not watch it or, at least, would not know the key characters of the saga. The legendary series was based on the book by Yulian Semyonov about a Soviet intelligence agent behind Nazi lines. By the way, the invented Stirlitz had its own real prototype - it was the deputy chief of German intelligence Willy Lehman (nickname Breitenbach, code number - A201). This is an absolute classic of Soviet cinema - memorable characters, an intriguing plot and dialogues. Phrases that have gone to the people ... And finally, another recognition of the film is that Stirlitz, as well as other characters of this historical series, became the heroes of hundreds and hundreds ...

It is also worth perhaps saying a few words about the plot itself and the general historical outline: So the main plot of the film: In fact, part of the Nazi leaders from the very top, anticipating the imminent collapse of the regime and the inglorious end of the lost war, is trying to negotiate with the Americans on a separate peace for Germany, provided continuation of the joint struggle with the Soviet Union. With the blessing of the Chancellor of the Third Reich, Heinrich Himmler, General Karl Wolf is sent to Bern for negotiations with a group of American representatives led by Alain Dales.

At the same time, Soviet intelligence in the person of Stirlitz, having received an assignment from the Center, is trying to sabotage these negotiations, preventing the collapse of the anti-Hitler coalition on the eve of a complete victory over Hitler's Germany.

In fact, this is all based on real historical facts - a serious part of the political elites both in Britain and in the USA were afraid and distrusted the Bolsheviks and the USSR, considering them even less evil than the Nazis, and therefore did not rule out a possible separate peace. It really was. True, in this situation, it would not be Hitler who should have been at the helm in Germany, as a too odious figure, but in general the regime could have been preserved ... Another thing is that it was not so easy for a number of reasons. For example, while President Roosevelt was in power, such a sharp turn was simply unthinkable for US policy ... Nevertheless, these forces held a series of secret negotiations with Nazi emissaries in Switzerland, by the way, one of them really was Karl Wolf. However, thanks to excellent intelligence, the Soviets found out about this, and Stalin protested to Roosevelt, pointing out what was actually being done behind his back. As a result, the negotiations were broken. By the way, Roosevelt, who was rather friendly towards Moscow, then lived quite a bit more and "died" on April 12, and the next president of America, Truman, was already an ardent opponent of the USSR ... Coincidence? ...

However, after the surrender of Germany, the topic of continuing the fight against the Soviet Union was not completely closed. So, for example, immediately after the end of the war in Britain, Churchill was offered a plan for a preventive limited war of the Western Allies against the USSR with the aim of squeezing it out of Europe, up to the Polish borders. The plan was called "Operation Unthinkable" (Joint Command Headquarters) - however, due to the actual superiority of the Soviet army and other reasons, it was eventually rejected.

But by the way, as part of this plan, it was also supposed to "connect to work" and captured German troops - of which the Allies had many tens of thousands. In the end, it was they who gained the maximum experience in the fight against the Bolsheviks.

Thank God, after all, there was no war between the allies of the anti-Hitler coalition after May 8 ... But soon after that, another war began - the Cold War. Already in the crayfish of which at different times a number of plans were developed for the mass bombing of the USSR with nuclear bombs.

In short, the general historical realities are reflected in the film quite reliably.

A somewhat secondary plot line is the theme of the notorious radio operator Kat, who “split” during childbirth, shouting in Russian (here, of course, the authors wildly came up with the idea that allegedly during childbirth it will be possible to shout exclusively in their native language, which of course is a complete myth). Well, Professor Pleishner also became two of Stirlitz's agents, unfortunately a fallen victim of Gestapo agents who figured him out using the code of the "Russian radio operator", and Pastor Schlag, also very curious characters ...

And of course, the characters of the main Nazis like Muller and Schelinberg also turned out to be extremely holistic, and even perhaps partially too cute ...
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