Aphorisms and quotes from the game

• And I'm still alive, I'm pink and warm!
• And what should I do with the undead, crush it with authority?
• Be afraid of darkness!
• I appeal to the forces of wind, earth and fire!
• Time heals, but the priest is faster.
• "Still can't forgive me for taking Jaina away from you?"
  You took from me everything that was dear to me. All I have left is revenge.
• Everyone lives, but not everyone really dies!
• It's not as bad as you think - it's much, much worse.
• Soon you will understand everything. You will understand that all our history is just a rehearsal for the coming battle!
• Where is the pub here?!
• Speak, fool!
• May my ancestors protect me!
• For ten thousand years I have not seen a woman!
• Spirits do not know fatigue!
• If your head hurts, then you still have it!
• If you have no problems, then you are already dead.
• If I have wings, why do I walk?
• Pay your taxes and sleep well!
• This is where your journey will end, boy... Here, in the ice, on top of the world - here an inglorious death awaits you!
• And why am I not a general? I can click too!
• even hang someone!
• And you don't feel sorry for me?
• I'm going to ram!
• “The bloody mist is dissipating... And how strangely the body is getting colder... The fire of demons has died out in my veins... I am free...
  - No, old friend - you freed us all...
• Those who come to us with a sword are easier to shoot!
• The dead are waiting!
• The dead serve you!
• I think we are wasting time!
• My blade is out for blood!
• My sword is the head of an orc from the shoulders!
• My hammer will strengthen your faith!
• Pray for dawn!
• Musket and wife - I will not give anyone!
• We caught the witch! Can we burn it?
• We are stronger than you can imagine, demon. If we are destined for death, so be it. At least now we are free!
• We are good guys, sorry, there are not enough cartridges ...
• We need the world, preferably the whole!
• The real war will be tomorrow with a hangover!
• Our cause is just, but we will find the enemy!
• I can't stand while others are working... I'll go lie down.
• I can't shoot sober!
• You can't create here!
• No one dares to order me!
• Come on, night! Where did that furious fervor with which you once fought?!
• Come on, order!
• Well attack! You will see - we are worth each other!
• Need wood!
• Need more gold!
• One head is good, but two is no longer beautiful.
• One head is good, but one on the shoulders is even better.
• Work again?
• The first condition for immortality is death.
• Bad business - we are surrounded!
• Peace .... How much in this sound for the heart of the undead merged ...
• A bullet pierced the bottom of the pot!
• A slave wearing a leader's clothes!
• The size of the hammer does not matter, the main thing is the ability to hit the hat!
• Light gives me strength!
• Light shows me the way!
• Come on, my young friend!
• The secret will be revealed!
• Only animals will never betray!
• You're scaring me?
• You disturbed my peace!
• You did great on the challenge. You killed your father, gave these lands to the power of darkness... The Lich King is pleased with your... enthusiasm.
• You, me and a mortar - that's all you need to win!
• Frostmourne was forged to enslave the souls of mortals. Your soul came first.
• Frostmourne is out for blood!
• The one who shoots first laughs best!
• What is this smell? Ah, these are our troops!
• I hit twice: one - on the head, the second - on the lid of the coffin!
• I see the Great Darkness!! Ugh! Again the hood slipped over his eyes ...
• I am a creature of darkness!
• I want to serve!
• I deserve a quick death...
  - Do not even think! Your death will not be quick!
• I will make you suffer!
• I... eat... dead... people...
• I'm just a shadow of my former glory!
• I love the dead. They are so cute.
• I'm not vindictive, I'll write it down.
• I serve the world!

All phrases from Warcraft III and got the best answer

Answer from Egor chertkoff[guru]
all definitely not, but my favorites: Eamornoe, Evil is Coming, Flight or Fight!! ! My blade is out for blood! Walled up! Demons! Nobody gets out alive! (Illidan)
I am the leader! Yes! Nobody gets out alive! Work taboo! (trall)
My blade is out for blood! Finally! (blademaster)
Order madam! Who here wants to fight?!?! Usually people think faster! (muradin)
If I have wings, then why can't I fly?? (malganus)
Some phrases are repeated, but they really say them!

Answer from Pasha Efimaf[guru]
Everyone wants to have a good time, but you can't have a good time
Ha ha giblets
What will you ask your death?
I knew that you would come
Greetings
Hi Hi
Great!
How's it going?
Red, yellow, blue, the dead don't care which one
I’m standing in a queue, in front of me is some dead man, and suddenly he burps, and doesn’t even blush, I think that something crawled into his mouth and died a natural death there ...
Do you know about Voodoo?
They say if something is chopped off, it will grow there again. Lie, dogs...
Give me the strength to accept what I can't change. The courage to change what I can't accept. And wisdom... Ah, give me some magic before I kill someone!
Do you want your girlfriend to be like me?
Balladash malanore
Anaria shala
Leave me alone!
Without a head it will be difficult for you to chat
We are made to serve him!

Answer from Nikita Korotaev[expert]
As the Death Knight said: “Yes, I have no price! I can’t even get insurance!”

Answer from Yevaldin Vova[expert]
Need more gold! Need to build a ziggurat

Answer from Novruz Zairov[newbie]
For ner'zhul! for the horde!

Answer from Vlad Bystretsky[newbie]
I will not give a musket and a wife to no one

Answer from Andrey Kiselev[newbie]
Do you think?! (griffin)

Answer from Alexander Gavrilov[active]
Aks: "A goblin is a proud bird, until you kick it, it won't fly" :))

Answer from Yahiko Rinos[active]
Uuuummm))
OOOOOOO!!
Favorite phrases

Answer from Max Samusenko[active]
Employee
Work again?!
Farewell.
Don't you feel sorry for me?
[sigh] We'll have to fight.
Well, they'll kill me.
If you click multiple times:
Are you a king? I didn't vote for you.
You would be so!
Help! They put pressure on me!
Work is not a wolf, it will not run away into the forest.
We caught the witch, can we burn her?
I just got kicked by a horse. It hurts.
Paladin
My hammer will strengthen your faith
I don't know fear.
My heart yearns for a fight.
On attack:
Let justice be done!
In the name of the world!
Death to infidels
If you click multiple times:
It's time for the hammer!
I hit twice: one - on the head, the other - on the lid of the coffin!
Don't desecrate me with your cursor!
Those who are not with us are against us.
Goblin in Armor - Canned Dragon Breakfast.
Better not to piss me off.
Uther [edit]
Know the wrath of the Light!
If you click multiple times:
I'm too old for all this.
What were we, orcs, not enough?
As if my halo is fading - look, huh?
Weapons are the best judge!
It's time for the hammer!
Mountain King
Who here wants to fight?!
If you click multiple times:
The real war will be tomorrow, with a hangover!
Is there a liquor store here?
I think it needs to be washed.
As our favorite chef says, both ulcers and teetotalers drink at someone else's expense. - a reference to the movie "The Diamond Arm"
What the hell are you doing here?
Where is the kabak?
Let's get drunk!
Beer is the main secret of alpha!
Archmage
If you click multiple times:
Good, good. The gods see favorably, the world is cleansed of filth. - from some book
Your fuss prevents me from concentrating!
If you don't leave me alone, I will turn you into a brainless sheep!
I'm not going to waste my mana on nonsense (horse neigh).
Artes
On attack:
Pitiful fool.
For my father!
It's too late to beg for mercy.
For my father! (with different intonation).
Now I'm really angry.
Bow before your master
They will get what they deserve.
If you click multiple times:
Being a prince is not easy.
I will glorify my kingdom.
Light shows me the way.
Light gives me strength.
Am I… supposed to be in charge myself?
I know what I'm doing.
No need to bow!
In the name of justice!
Alchemist [edit]
And the sun shines brighter, And the landscape is more cheerful, When C2H5OH splashes in the stomach!
I'm an alchemist and I'm saying I don't know what H2O is, so back off!
Disappear, evil spirit, stay, pure alcohol.
Jaina [edit]
Shh! Don't let me think!
If you click multiple times:
I'm not a warrior. It's not a woman's business.
I'm only interested in knowledge.
I feel a change in the magic of the World of Warcraft.
I pray for my father.
It doesn't seem to be going too well.
I hate violence
Captain
If you click multiple times:
It was necessary to become a peasant, as my father wanted.
The salary is pennies, but the service is not sugar.
At least I'm in good standing with the royal family.
Healer
Is anyone hurt?
If you click multiple times:
Swab... Scalpel... Magic wand... Ho! Alcohol!
The autopsy showed that the patient was asleep.
Discharge! [sound of sparks]
Well, treat or let him live?
Time heals, but the priest is faster.
Side effects: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, itching, hallucinations, insanity, coma and... death. Well, let's try.
Naga
If I'm poisonous, then I'm done. I bit my tongue.
gun crew
Well, order
Would you like to open fire?
He who has a big gun laughs well
Catch the core!
If you click multiple times:
- You, me and a mortar.
That's all it takes to win.
- If not for you and me ... nothing would have happened!
- We must defeat the dwarves.
So we are gnomes!
- Ah... Well, yes...
Battery, oh-oh-oh-oh-fire!
- Sight fifteen, pipe one hundred and twenty!
- Bang-bang, and past. - A reference to the film "Wedding in Malinovka" (Yashka the gunner)
- Tell me, uncle, is it not without reason? ...
- Well, of course, not for nothing.
- Grandfather, how was it in the second Warcraft?
- The sun shone brighter, the sky was higher... And the orcs were not like the current ones!
burn, fuse, burn!
Get it, you bastard.
shooter
If you click multiple times:
I will not give a musket and a wife to anyone (laughs)
etc

I ran into their warehouse)) I rejoice)) Favorites)

We caught the witch! Can we burn it?
(Alliance Worker)

We are good guys, sorry, there are not enough cartridges ...
(Alliance Shooter)

The one who shoots first laughs best!
(Alliance Shooter)

Swab, scalpel, magic wand… uh, alcohol!
(Alliance Healer)

Time heals, but the priest is faster.
(Alliance Healer)

Do you want to arrange the end of the world? Press the "Reset" button
(Alliance Sorceress)

I see the Great Darkness!! Ugh! Again the hood slipped over his eyes ...
(Acolyte of the Undead)

What's that smell?! Ahh, these are our troops...
(Undead Necromancer)

I love the dead. They are so cute.
(Undead Necromancer)

Cult of the Damned! Hundred more leaflets to be printed...
(Kel-Thuzad)

One head is good, but one on the shoulders is even better.
(Horde Headhunter)

One head is good, but two is no longer beautiful.
(Horde Headhunter)

What does it smell like? Uff, fu! Bad dog!
(Wolf Rider of the Horde)

Do orcs dream of electric pigs?
(Shaman of the Horde)

Add potatoes, salt ... and put the aquarium on fire!
(Witch Doctor of the Horde)

I hit twice: one - on the head, the second - on the lid of the coffin!
(Paladin)

The real war will be tomorrow with a hangover!
(mountain king)

It is not anger that rules me, but I am anger! What do you want.
(blood sorcerer)

Disappear evil spirits, remain pure alcohol!
(Alchemist)

In a dead body - a healthy mind!
(Death Knight)

Dark! She needs to change operators... The line is always busy!
(Tychondrus)

If you have no problems, then you are already dead.
(King of the dead)

I want to live forever! As long as it gets...
(King of the dead)

If I have wings, why do I walk?
(Lord of Dread)

I'm not vindictive, I'll write it down.
(Lord of Dread)

I will tell you many secrets, and then I will kill you!
(Raven Druid)

It's not as bad as you think - it's much, much worse.
(Lord of the Graves)

If mortals get it, they get it to death
(Lord of the Graves)

The more I get to know people, the more I want to be an animal.
(Cenarius)

As a bonus, a few more quotes, this time from American McGee's Alice.

When miracles become delusions, reason turns into madness.
(Cheshire Cat)

Only a fool can measure success by suffering.
(Cheshire Cat)

For the savage, pain is the measure of his self-worth. But we are not savages...
(Cheshire Cat)

Some do not see a way out, even if they find it. Others just don't look...
(Cheshire Cat)

It's better to know where you're going than to wander somewhere you don't know
(Cheshire Cat)

Only fools believe that suffering is the price of originality.
(Cheshire Cat)

At times, in her madness, I see glimpses of real talent.
(Cheshire Cat)

If the Cheshire cat smiles, then someone needs it
(Cheshire Cat)

The following is a small informative article containing some phrases from Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne, as well as other games in the series. Here, not short remarks that the characters say when they are activated, but whole statements will be presented.

Alliance

This faction is an alliance between the inhabitants of Azeroth and Lordaeron. To fight, they use not only sufficiently powerful military weapons, but also magic. The following are the statements of the characters belonging to this side.

Humorous remarks from an employee

A standard unit that is present in almost any strategy. The employee has the following abilities:

• repairs buildings;
• can mine gold resources and wood;
• when called to the town hall, it turns into a militia;
• can also be engaged in the construction of buildings.

If you click on a unit several times, he will say one of the following phrases:

• "Are you the king? I didn't vote for you." An allusion to a comedy feature film about the Holy Grail.
• "Help! I'm under pressure!" It's the same Monty Python.
• "Work is not a wolf, it will not run away into the forest." In the game, the use of common proverbs is quite relevant. However, many of them are present only in the localized version.
• "We caught the witch, can we burn her?" Again a reference to Monty Python.
• D "oh. A reference to the main character from the animated series The Simpsons.

Paladin Pearls

The next in the list of phrases of heroes from Warcraft 3 is the paladin. He is a warrior who masterfully owns the defensive art. When in close proximity to him, friendly units increase the level of effectiveness in battle. Among the abilities are:

• restoring the health of allies with the help of a stream of divine energy;
• increasing the protection of friendly units located nearby;
• resurrects six allies whose bodies are nearby.

Among the funny phrases it is worth highlighting:

• "I hit twice: the first - on the head, the second - on the lid of the coffin."
• "Don't defile me with your cursor!" In the game, situations with a break in the so-called 4th wall are quite popular, when the characters can directly address the player himself.
• "A goblin in armor is canned Dragon's Breakfast.

Eternal hangover

Another funny example of interesting phrases from Warcraft 3. The Mountain King is one of the best attacking characters. His abilities include:

• a magical hammer that can stun the enemy and cause considerable damage;
• thunderbolt spell. When specifying a certain point, enemy units receive damage. Also, their movement and combat speed is reduced by exactly half.

• "I think it should be washed."
• "Let's get drunk?".
• "Is there any liquor store around here?"

A bit of scientific magic

Next on the list of phrases from Warcraft 3 is the goblin alchemist. The main activity of this hero are various combat potions. Abilities include:

• the use of healing gas, which restores the health of units and characters in the selected area;
• using a potion on an ogre that increases its movement and combat speed by exactly half;
• can throw an acid bomb at the enemy. She will lower the defense and will gradually take away lives.

Among the humorous statements:

• "And the sun shines brighter, and the landscape is more cheerful when C2H5OH splashes in the stomach." Another good example of the use of expressions popular in our country, which are present only in the translated version of the game.
• "Get down, evil spirit, stay, pure alcohol."

Medical Jokes

The next unit whose phrases from Warcraft 3 are worth talking about is the healer. He is a magician who is responsible for the process of healing the wounded on the field. Among his abilities it is worth noting:

• the main restoration of the health of the unit that will be indicated;
• can remove the effect of all spells that have been cast on the unit;
• increases the attack power and defense of allies with the help of spiritual flame.

Among the funny phrases are:

• "A swab... a scalpel... a magic wand."
• "The autopsy showed that the patient was asleep."
• "Well, treat or let him live?".
• "I was chosen by a metal hand from heaven!". In addition to hinting at the cursor, this is also a reference to the Toy Story cartoon.

After all, not for nothing ...?

The gun crew is a powerful and long-range unit. It is extremely effective when attacking buildings. But at the same time, it is very slow and vulnerable. His abilities include:

• a shot with a special charge that removes the effect of the fog of war on the selected point and is able to demonstrate hidden enemy units;
• attack with buckshot. Increases damage for opponents with a weak level of protection, or without armor at all;
• able to increase the power of combat weapons and attacking equipment;
• increases the level of protection for gun crews and some attacking units.

Among the funny phrases are:

• "Tell me, uncle, it's not for nothing? Well, of course, not for nothing." It is also quite common to find the mixing of lines from literary works with the statements of characters or units.
• "- We must destroy the gnomes. - We are the gnomes! - Ah ... Well, yes ...". Another reference to the artistic humorous film about the Holy Grail.

Now it's worth talking about a couple of orc phrases from Warcraft 3. More precisely, it is worth paying attention not only to the side of the Alliance, but also to the Horde with evil spirits. Among them, you can also find units and characters who sometimes say quite funny or sarcastic phrases. Let's get started.

Horde

This faction includes the orcs, who once led a quiet and cultured life. However, they were soon enslaved by dark magic. As a result of this, a greedy Horde appeared, whose warriors cannot be stopped. But now, thanks to a new leader, they are fighting to never again be pawns in someone else's game.

I'll go lie down

Bugai is a not too smart unit, whose main ability is strength and fearlessness. This orc has such abilities as:

• stealing enemy resources when attacking his buildings;
• when falling into a rage, the unit receives one hundred additional health units and three attack units;
• is also able to increase the level of power during the attack of the same units as him. Wolf Riders and Minotaurs are also promoted.

Among his funny phrases from "Warcraft 3" are:

• "Well, what are you clicking like a woodpecker?". Addressed to the player when the mouse is pressed again.
• "Did you come to lead or to click?" Exactly the same treatment for a few repeated clicks;
• "I can't stand when others are working. I'll go lie down." A new example of using popular expressions.

undead

Something dead immediately comes to mind. Devoid of life. In Warcraft 3, the undead army is called the Scourge. It includes thousands of corpses, disembodied ghosts, necromancer wizards, witches, and even mortals who have been cursed. This faction turned out to be the creation of the Burning Legion, who wanted to use it to plunge the world into horror, thus preceding their inevitable invasion.

Ghoul phrases from "Warcraft 3"

Ghoul belongs to another faction of this game. It is a predatory cannibal that restores spent health at the expense of the bodies of the fallen, which it eats.

His abilities include:

• an order to his novices about the extraction of gold resources. Ghouls themselves can mine wood;
• eating the bodies of the fallen on the battlefield restores his health;
• using the ghoul rage upgrade, a unit is able to increase the combat and movement speed of its units by exactly a quarter of the existing indicator.

Funny phrases include:

• "My terrible." This distortion of expressions is a direct reference to the various comic representations of zombies in movies and games.
• "I love fresh brains." There is also a rather rooted legend that zombies love to eat someone else's gray matter.
• "I want to eat." Demonstration of another popular opinion that the dead are tormented by hunger that cannot be satisfied.

It is worth noting that there are a lot of characters in the game whose humorous or sarcastic statements deserve special mention. However, the final material with such examples will be extremely large. Therefore, it is worth dwelling on the characters and their phrases given in a particular article.