Greetings friends! Today I propose to plunge into the world of fun and mysteries. My huge selection will go for children and adults, it contains complex logic puzzles, short riddles with a trick and, of course, they all have answers.
To develop logic, you do not need to invent new detective riddles, you should not compose criminal ones, it is enough to use what you have found or what you have available. Our parents also loved to guess Soviet riddles at feasts and during cheerful meetings, only then they were not very popular with a trick.
Friends, this time I have brought together a lot of Russian and funny riddles, both serious and complex, which are suitable for children over 12 years old and adults. This is not my first selection, you can find the rest in the “creativity crafts” section. I hope you appreciate my efforts. For easier orientation, I have divided interesting riddles into subgroups.
Don't eat it raw, throw it away boiled. What's this?
(Bay leaf).
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Without which nothing ever happens?
(Untitled).
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A girl is sitting, and you cannot sit in her place, even if she gets up and leaves. Where is she sitting?
(She sits on your lap).
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How can a person not sleep for 8 days?
(sleep at night).
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There is a rich house and a poor one. They are on fire. Which house will the police put out?
(Police don't put out fires, firefighters put out fires.)
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To find a buried pirate treasure, you need to go from the old oak 12 steps to the north and 5 steps to the south, then 4 to the north and 11 to the south. Where is the treasure buried? (near the old oak).
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- Is she red?
- No, black.
- Why is she white?
Because it's green.
(black currant).
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When we look at the number 22 and say 10?
(when we look at the clock).
Logic riddles with answers are not funny, but they have a very good effect on the brain of a child and an adult. Some of the provided ones can be classified as for adults, because not every student can guess this. In the sequel, I will add a few more math logic puzzles with answers.
There is 1 orange on the table. It was cut into 2 parts, how many oranges are on the table?
(1 cut).
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There were 3 tall pine trees at the edge. Each pine has 3 large branches and 3 small ones. Each small branch has an apple. How many apples are on the trees?
(0, apples do not grow on pine trees).
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5 tractors worked in the field. 2 tractors broke down and stopped. How many tractors are in the field? (5, since all tractors, both working and broken, are taken into account).
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Marina was walking from home to school and met three men. Each had a bag on his back. The first man had one cat in the bag, the second man had one cat and one dog in the bag. The third one had 2 dogs in the bag. How many people and animals were sent to the school in total?
(One person, Marina herself. The men with bags walked in the opposite direction from the school).
Logic riddles with answers, with a trick
Funny logic riddles with answers are loved by children of any age, both at the age of 7 and at 10, with the help of my selection you will have a great time with your family. Play similar logical and interesting tasks with your parents, adults are also interested.
For lunch son Vanya
Mom cooks soup
(not in a glass, but in a saucepan)
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The roads became drier - I have dry
(not ears, but legs)
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And capricious, and stubborn,
Doesn't want to go to kindergarten
(not mother, but daughter)
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All this dispute is useless - take the fabric cut
(not an ax, but scissors)
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Hockey players heard crying
Missed their goalkeeper
(not a ball, but a puck)
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At night, every window
Weakly illuminates
(moon, not sun).
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I'll tell you without a hitch -
I carry children in my bag.
And in jumping I am a champion,
I am bouncy gray
(Kangaroo, not elephant).
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From red fox
Into the bush
Wrapped up in leaves
Barbed
(hedgehog, not boa constrictor).
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Grandma asks Arkasha
Eat from radishes
(Salad, not porridge).
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Yulia's mother asked
Pour some tea for her
(A cup, not a saucepan).
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I wanted blue varnish
I paint myself
(Nails, not the body).
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All black, like a rook,
Climbing from our roof
(Chimney sweep, not a doctor).
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Every day summer is closer to us,
We'll all be up soon
(Rollers, not skis).
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You will sleep in the lessons - you will receive an answer
(Two, not 5).
Difficult logic puzzles with answers
Two fifth-graders Petya and Alyonka are walking from school and talking.
When the day after tomorrow becomes yesterday, - said one of them, - then today will be as far from Sunday as the day that was today, when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What day of the week did they speak? (Sunday).
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Cat - 3, horse - 5, rooster - 8, donkey - 2, cuckoo - 4, frog - 3, dog -? What is this about?
(Cat - meow (3), Horse - i-go-go (5), Rooster - ku-ka-re-ku (8), Donkey - i-a (2), ..., Dog - woof (3) - letters).
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A traveler came to the inn. He had no money with him, but he had a silver chain consisting of six links. The owner of the hotel agreed to accept one ring from this chain as payment for the room for each day, but in such a way that he would receive no more than one sawn rings. How should the traveler cut the chain so that he can pay the owner for each day separately for five days?
(It is enough to saw one third of the link. For the first day, he will pay with a sawn link. For the next day, he will give up two links, receiving a sawn link as change. For the third day of his stay, he will pay with a piece of three links, receive change - two links).
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Not far from the coast there is a ship with a rope ladder launched into the water, which has 10 steps. The distance between them is 30 cm. The lowest step touches the surface of the water. The ocean is still calm, but the beginning of the tide is felt, which will raise the water by 15 cm in an hour. In how many hours will the third step of the rope ladder be covered with water?
(Water will never cover the third step. The ladder will rise with the water.)
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What is given to a person for free twice, and if he wants to have it a third time, then he has to pay?
(Teeth).
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The pot is filled with water all the way to the top. How to measure liquid without using any measuring devices so that only half of the liquid remains in the pan.
(You need to tilt the pan and pour out the water until the bottom appears from the side. This will be half the pan).
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A healthy person who does not get sick, does not have a disability, and who has everything in order with his legs, is taken out of the hospital in his arms. Who is it? (Newborn baby)
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You are in a running race. When you overtook the one who ran last, what did you become?
(This cannot be, because the last runner cannot be overtaken, because he is the last one and there cannot be someone else behind him).
I won’t say that these are the most difficult puzzles for logic with answers, but in order to solve them without a hint, you will have to work a little. This category is intended for adults and if you have coped with the logic task, share it with others.
Short logic puzzles with answers
A simple question for kids:
Who is the cat afraid of?
(Dogs, not mice).
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Two bellies - four ears
(Pillow).
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Two people approach the river. Near the shore is a boat that can only support one. Both men crossed to the opposite bank. How?
(They were on different banks).
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How can a thrown egg fly three meters and not break?
(You need to throw an egg four meters, then the first three meters it will fly by whole).
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If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take for one cat to catch one mouse?
(Five minutes).
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How to divide five apples among five girls so that each of them gets an apple, and at the same time one of the apples remains in the basket?
(Give one girl an apple along with a basket).
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Grandma Dasha has a grandson Pasha, a cat Fluff, a dog Druzhok. How many grandchildren does the grandmother have?
(One).
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What is lighter than 1 kg of cotton wool or 1 kg of iron?
(Equally).
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What can't you pick up from the floor by the tail?
(ball of thread).
Riddles in pictures for logic with answers
Logic riddles with answers 7 years
What can't even fit in the biggest pot?
(Her cap).
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Under the roof - four legs, and on the roof - soup and spoons
(Table).
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In our house, under the window, there is a hot harmonica: it does not sing or play - it heats the house (heating battery).
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When six children, three adults and two cats don't all get wet together under an umbrella?
(If it doesn't rain).
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One driver did not take his driver's license with him. There was a one-way sign, but he moved in the opposite direction. The policeman saw this but did not stop him. Why?
(The driver was walking).
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What kind of comb can not be combed?
(Petushin).
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What will happen to the red ball if it falls into the Black Sea?
(He gets wet).
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Which nose does not smell?
(The nose of a shoe or boot, the nose of a teapot).
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This is such a ribbon - silky-painted,
But you can’t take it with your hands and you can’t weave it into pigtails.
(Rainbow).
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Where the king and queen walk to the right, walk to the left
They walk - straight, walk - obliquely, walk - silently, without question.
Even a whole day in a row at the request of the guys?
(On the chessboard).
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They love, with all sincerity, to let guests into the house.
But I’ll tell you right away, I’ve never been myself.
(Doors).
Interesting puzzles for the whole family, it's fun and great pastime. Develop logic and thinking with the help of riddles.
Logic riddles 10 years with answers
The man was going down the stairs, which had seven steps, and broke his leg. If the ladder had twenty-eight steps instead of seven, how many legs would he break?
(None, or another)
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What do the numbers 69 and 88 have in common?
(If you turn them over they will look the same).
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A saucepan was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that two-thirds of the saucepan hung from the table. After a while, the pan fell off. What was in it?
(Ice).
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The 9-storey building has an elevator. 2 people live on the first floor, 4 people live on the second floor, 8 people live on the third floor, 16 people live on the fourth floor, 32 people live on the fifth floor, etc. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(Button of the first floor).
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A soldier walked past the Eiffel Tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to?
(to the police).
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When they build a house, what do they drive a nail into?
(In a hat).
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What goes uphill, then downhill, but remains in place?
(Road).
Logic riddles with answers 12 years old
Anton's father's name is Andrey Viktorovich, and his grandfather's name is Sergey Ivanovich. What is the middle name of Anton's mother?
(Sergeevna, Because Sergey Ivanovich is Anton's mother's father. Anton's father's father's name is Victor).
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What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it?
(Sea anchor).
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There were two fathers and two sons, they found three oranges. They began to divide - everyone got one. How could it be?
(They were grandfather, father and son).
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There were 12 chickens, 3 rabbits, 5 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 2 hens in the room. The owner came in with his dog. How many legs are in the room?
(Two, animals have paws).
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Indicate five days, while not designating them with numbers and without naming the day of the week.
(Today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow).
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What are all the people on Earth doing at the same time?
(Live).
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It is always before us, but we cannot see it.
(Future).
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Which hand is best for stirring tea?
(The one with the spoon).
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How long can you go to the forest?
Friends, how do you like my riddles for children on logic, perhaps they are not the most difficult, but you still have to think. Many people know Soviet riddles, but here modern ones for children and adults are selected. Share them on social networks, I will be sincerely grateful to you.
Your Nina Kuzmenko!
ARITHMETIC AND LOGIC PUZZLES
Grandma Dasha has a grandson Pasha, a cat Fluff, a dog Druzhok. How many grandchildren does the grandmother have?
The thermometer shows plus 15 degrees. How many degrees will two such thermometers show?
Sasha spends 10 minutes on the way to school. How much time will he spend if he goes with a friend?
My father's child, not my brother. Who is it?
There are 8 benches in the park. Three have been painted. How many benches are there in the park?
My name is Yura. My sister has only one brother. What is the name of my sister's brother?
The banana was cut into three pieces. How many incisions were made?
What is lighter than 1 kg of cotton wool or 1 kg of iron?
(Same)
The truck was going to the village. On the way he met 4 cars. How many cars were going to the village?
Two boys played checkers for 2 hours. How long did each boy play
(Two hours)
The miller went to the mill and saw 3 cats in each corner. How many legs are on the mill?
The famous magician says he can put the bottle in the center of the room and crawl into it. Like this?
(Everyone can crawl into the room)
One driver did not take his driver's license with him. There was a one-way sign, but he moved in the opposite direction. The policeman saw this but did not stop him. Why?
(The driver was walking)
Can it rain for two days in a row?
(No, between them is the night)
What will happen to the crow when it turns 7 years old?
(The eighth will go)
You can jump into it on the move, but you cannot jump out of it on the move. What's this?
(Airplane)
Born twice, dies once. Who is it?
(Chick)
What can't you pick up from the floor by the tail?
(ball of thread)
Who walks sitting?
(chess player)
What always increases and never decreases?
(Age)
A saucepan was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that two-thirds of the saucepan hung from the table. After a while, the pan fell off. What was in it?
The more you take from it, the more it becomes... What is it?
The girl fell from the second floor and broke her leg. How many legs will a girl break if she falls from the fourth floor?
(Maximum one, since the second leg is already broken)
The boy walks home from school for 30 minutes. In how many minutes will 3 boys walk the same road?
(In 30 minutes)
Where was Moses when the candle went out?
(In the dark)
The 9-storey building has an elevator. 2 people live on the first floor, 4 people live on the second floor, 8 people live on the third floor, 16 people live on the fourth floor, 32 people live on the fifth floor, etc. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(First floor button)
When is the best time for a black cat to sneak into a house?
(When the door is open)
A soldier walked past the Eiffel Tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to?
(to the police)
When a house is built, what is the first nail driven into?
(In a hat)
What goes uphill, then downhill, but remains in place?
What does half an orange most closely resemble?
(For the second half of the orange)
Two went - three milk mushrooms found. Four follow, how many milk mushrooms will they find?
(No one)
There are 25 coconuts in a box. The monkey stole all but 17 nuts. How many nuts are left in the box?
(17 nuts left)
Guests have come to you, and in the refrigerator there is a bottle of lemonade, a bag of pineapple juice and a bottle of mineral water. What will you open first?
(Fridge)
What kind of comb can not be combed?
(Petushin)
Which month has 28 days?
(Every month eats on the 28th)
What is not eaten raw, but cooked - thrown away?
(Bay leaf)
Which month is the shortest?
(May - it has only three letters)
What will happen to the red ball if it falls into the Black Sea?
(He gets wet)
Which hand is best for stirring tea?
(It is better to stir with a spoon)
What question cannot be answered with "yes"?
("Are you sleeping?")
What question can't be answered with "no"?
("You are alive?")
Which nose does not smell?
(The nose of a shoe or boot, the spout of a teapot)
How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
(One thing. Everything else will not be eaten on an empty stomach)
It's given to you, and people use it. What's this?
Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, because he can't speak)
The man was in a car. He did not turn on the headlights, there was no moon either, the street lamps did not shine along the road. An old woman began to cross the road in front of the car, but the driver braked in time, and the accident did not happen. How did he manage to see the old woman?
(There was a day)
Which ear does not hear?
(Ear (ear) at the mug)
What can you see with your eyes closed?
How long can you go to the forest?
My father's son, not my brother. Who is it? Where is the water standing? What is only visible at night?
(Myself) (In the well) (Stars)
A flock of ducks flew: two in front, two behind, one in the middle and three in a row. How many are there?
A son and father and a grandfather and grandson walked in a column. How many?
There was a husband and wife, brother and sister, and brother-in-law and son-in-law. Is there a lot of everyone?
A flock of birds flew, sat two by two on a tree - one tree remained; sat down one at a time - one was missing. How many birds and how many trees?
(Three trees and four birds)
Why did the merchant buy the hat?
(For money)
Which road do they drive for six months and walk for six months?
Who among us does not like riddles? Children make riddles to each other to surprise their peers and have fun. Adults also like riddles with a trick. If the riddle is interesting, original, tricky, well, how not to amuse yourself and your friends. After all, a riddle is folk art, which reflects our reality and the way it is perceived. It is on how we perceive the everyday life around us that riddles with a catch are based. The logic of our perception is such that we often use ready-made templates in our thinking, logical chains set by life. And when a riddle points us to this with its unexpected answer, it surprises and amuses us in order.
No wonder that in many nations the riddle is a widespread folklore genre. Remember how often they are found in myths and fairy tales. The hero of the story must solve a series of tricky riddles in order to get what he wants. Such tales ridicule the lack of ingenuity, teach to look at life from a different angle, see the fabulous in the ordinary. Usually, riddles are made initially with a catch, so that the answer lies on the surface, but is not obvious.
On this page you will find many funny riddles with a trick. And, of course, the answers to them. After all, an interesting riddle without an answer can drive you crazy.
Difficult riddles with a trick to logic
Riddles for logic with a trick, for abstract thinking help to destroy old ideas about ordinary things, get to know yourself better and look at familiar situations from a different angle. The answer to a riddle with a trick is always paradoxical, this is its essence.
However, if you look at the riddles below, you will see that not all of them can be solved using a logical approach. Sometimes you just need a good sense of humor.
There are several basic principles by which riddles with a catch are added. In order to confuse the guesser in the text of the riddle, exaggerations, denials, comparisons of the living with the inanimate are used. It is comparisons and metaphors that are the essence of riddles with a catch. Metaphor compares the incomparable, while hiding from perception important factors for guessing.
And why do riddles with a trick usually make us laugh? Yes, because there is a simple and unusual answer to a tricky, it seemed, question. When our thought goes along a given channel, ponders various serious combinations, the answer appears on the surface. And this unexpected simplicity causes laughter.
Difficult riddles with a trick:
Riddles are useful for children and adults. They develop intelligence, abstract thinking and attention. They teach us to understand that the same thought can be formulated in different ways. Riddles with a trick train memory and speech hearing. And most importantly, they give a good mood.
Dear our readers! So that the beginning of the working week does not seem so dreary and so that you can tune in to the working wave, feel in good shape, the Outside the City blog has collected 15 interesting riddles with a trick for you, which you may not be able to guess the first time. We wrote the answers below. Just don't peek. Otherwise it won't be interesting. Wake up and find the answers yourself))
1. Two people approach the river. Near the shore is a boat that can only support one. Both men crossed to the opposite bank. How?
2. Where is it found that the horse jumps over the horse?
3. Sherlock Holmes was walking down the street. And suddenly he saw a dead woman lying on the ground. He walked over, opened her bag and took out her phone. In tel. book, he found her husband's number. He called. He speaks:
- Urgently come here. Your wife is dead. And after a while the husband arrives. He looks at his wife and says:
- Oh, honey, what happened to you?
And then the police arrive. Sherlock points his finger at the woman's husband and says:
- Arrest this man. It was he who killed her. Q: Why did Sherlock think that?
4. The jar is on the table. It stands in such a way that one half of it is in the air and the other is on the table. What is in the jar if it falls in half an hour? And why?
5. A man went to sea and got into a storm. He was taken to an island where there were no men, and only girls lived. In the morning he woke up covered in ropes at some kind of ritual and found out that they wanted to kill him. And he asked for the last word. After he said it, the girls made a boat for him, gave him food, water and sent him home. What did he say?
6. A 1st grade student solves this riddle in 5 minutes, a high school student in 15 minutes, a student in 1 hour, a professor will never solve it. Riddle: decipher odtchpshsvdd
7. One train travels from Moscow to St. Petersburg with a delay of 10 minutes, and the other - from St. Petersburg to Moscow with a delay of 20 minutes. Which of these trains will be closer to Moscow when they meet?
8. It is known that among the nine coins there is one false, which has less weight than the rest. How to determine a counterfeit coin using a weighing pan in two weighings?
9. There are two cords, each of which burns for an hour, but burns unevenly. How to use these two cords and matches to measure 45 minutes?
10. 2 bricks were placed on a smooth board - one flat and the other on the edge. Bricks weigh the same. Which brick will slide first if the board is tilted?
11. Cat - 3 Horse - 5 Rooster - 8 Donkey - 2 Cuckoo - 4 Frog - 3 Dog -?
12. Three criminals met: the bear cub Belov, the burglar Chernov and the pickpocket Ryzhov. "It's amazing that one of us has black, the second is white, and the third is red hair, but none of the hair color matches the last name," the black-haired man said. "And the truth is ...", - said the bear cub Belov. What is a pickpocket?
13. You are standing in front of three switches. Behind an opaque wall are three light bulbs in the off state. You need to manipulate the switches, go into the room and determine which light bulb belongs to which switch.
14. There is a concrete wall 3 meters high, 20 meters long and weighing 3 tons. How to knock it down without any auxiliary means and tools?
15. A father with two sons went on a campaign. On their way they met a river, near the bank of which there was a raft. He stands on the water either a father or two sons. How to cross to the other side of the father and sons?
Answers:
1. They were on different banks.
2. In chess.
3. Because Holmes didn't tell him the address.
4. Ice
5. Let the ugliest kill me.
6. 1,2,3,4...
7. At the time of the meeting, they will be at the same distance from Moscow.
8. 1st weighing: 3 and 3 coins. The counterfeit coin is in the pile that weighs the least. If they are equal, then the fake is in the third pile. 2nd weighing: From the pile with the smallest weight, 1 and 1 coin are compared. If equal, then the fake is the remaining coin.
9. It is necessary to set fire to the first cord at the same time from both ends - this is 30 minutes. Simultaneously with the first cord, we set fire to the second cord from one end, and when the first cord burns out in 30 minutes, we set fire to the second cord from the other end - we get the remaining 15 minutes.
10. The bricks will start sliding at the same time. Both bricks press on the board with the same force, which means that the friction forces that they have to overcome are also the same. The specific friction forces per square centimeter of the area of contact between the bricks and the board, of course, are not equal. But the total friction forces acting on the bricks, equal to the product of the specific friction force and the contact surface area, will be the same.
11. Cat - meow (3), Horse - and-go-go (5), Rooster - ku-ka-re-ku (8), Donkey - and-a (2), ..., Dog - woof ( 3)
12. Belov - not white because of the surname and not black, since he answered the black-haired one. That is, Belov is red. Chernov is not black because of his surname and not red, since Belov, our bear cub, is red. Ryzhov's pickpocket remained black.
13. Turn on two switches. Turn off one after a while. Enter the room. One bulb will be burning from the switched on switch, the second hot - from the on and off, the third - cold, from the untouched
14. The thickness of such a wall will be no more than two centimeters, which allows you to push it with your hand
15. Both sons cross first. One of the sons returns to his father. The father moves to the opposite bank to his son. The father remains on the shore, and the son crosses to the original shore after his brother, after which they both cross to the father.
How is a horse different from a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit down.)
The black dog doesn't bark
does not bite, but does not let into the house.(Dead black dog blocking the entrance to the house)
Pet, starts with a "t".
(Cockroach)
Pet, starts with a "d".
(Two cockroaches)
Pet, starts with "s".
(Just one cockroach)
(No - in 72 hours it will be midnight again)
How many peas can go into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas do not go)
A hedgehog runs across the lawn - dragging, laughing. Why does he want?
(Because weed tickles pussy)
A hedgehog is running across the lawn - crying. Why is she crying?
(The grass was cut)
Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of a Georgian?
(Rusted)
A hippo flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran after him on the ground. Hunter
fired, and the hippo fell on him. Who is left alive?(Elephant, because he flew out later)
A tin can was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that 2/3 of the can hung from the table. After a while, the bank fell. What was in the bank?
(piece of ice)
(Yes, galvanized)
As you know, all primordially Russian female names end either in "a" or in "ya": Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is one single female name that does not end in either "a" or "ya". Name it.
List five days without giving numbers (eg 1, 2, 3,..) or names of days (eg Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...)
(Got to get a sheet of paper)
One train travels from Moscow to St. Petersburg with a delay of 10 minutes, and the other - from St. Petersburg to Moscow with a delay of 20 minutes. Which of these trains will be closer to Moscow when they meet?
(This task in the company is immediately revealed by the physicist: the physicist immediately answers that she needs to run at supersonic speed. Of course, it is enough for the dog to stand still)
(1 h 40 min = 100 min)
The roof of one house is not symmetrical: one slope makes an angle of 60 degrees with the horizontal, the other - an angle of 70 degrees. Suppose a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof. In which direction will the egg fall - towards a more gentle or steep slope?
(Roosters don't lay eggs)
The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(Only one, because the second one is already broken, or no more than one, if you're lucky ;-)
Shel Kondrat went to Leningrad,
And towards - twelve guys,
Each has three baskets,
In each basket - a cat,
Each cat has twelve kittens,
Each kitten has four mice in its teeth.
And old Kondrat thought:
"How many mice and kittens
Do the guys carry you to Leningrad?"
(Stupid, stupid Kondrat!
He alone and walked to Leningrad.
And the guys with the bows,
With mice and cats
We went to meet him - to Kostroma)(Yes, it's a rider on a horse)
(Spare)
Another riddle "with a beard": there were two fathers and two sons, they found three oranges. They began to divide - everyone got one. How could it be?
(They were grandfather, father and son)
(Apples do not grow on a birch)
(under wet)
(The word "wrong")
(From empty)
(To the other side of the road)
A three-letter word that any man fears?
What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets)
A loves B, B loves C?
What to do A?(Find another B)
What can be cooked but not eaten?
(Yes, a lot of things: homework, cement)
How can you put two liters of milk in a one liter bottle?
(Pour a liter into the bottle, when it is drunk, pour a second liter; or pour powdered milk ...)
If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take for one cat to catch one mouse?
How many months in a year have 28 days?
(All 12, because if there are 30 days in a month, then there are 28 days among them)
What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it?
(Anchor (sea, not resource;)
The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it?
(She walked inside a circle with a radius of 10m, and not necessarily in a circle)
What can travel the world and stay in the same corner?
(Finger on a map, globe; stamp on an envelope; Internet user ;-)
Can you light a match underwater?
(If you're in a submarine, then yes.
How can a thrown egg fly three meters and not break?
(The main thing is to throw it so that it flies more than 3 meters, then it will break not when it flies 3 meters, but when it falls)
What will happen to the green cliff if it falls into the Red Sea?
(Nothing, except that it will crumble a little from the fall, or drown)
The man was driving a large truck. The lights on the car were not on. There was also no moon. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her?
(So in the afternoon it was the case)
Two people were playing checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is it possible?
(Yeah, and lost too 5. They played a draw. It's also possible that they didn't play each other)
What could be bigger than an elephant and weightless at the same time?
(Vacuum, but in terms of volume it should take up a lot of space)
What are all the people on Earth doing at the same time?
What gets bigger when put upside down?
(Sand level in hourglass)
How to jump from a ten-meter ladder and not hurt yourself?
(Jump off the bottom step)
What has no length, depth, width, height, but can be measured?
(A bunch of everything: speed, time, work, voltage, IQ, etc.)
Which hand is best for stirring tea?
(In which there is a spoon, and if there is a spoon in both, then which is more convenient)
When can the net pull out the water?
(When the water turns to ice)
What question cannot be answered "Yes"?
(Are you dead? Are you deaf and dumb?)
What question cannot be answered with "No"?
(Are you alive? Will you drink?)
What has two arms, two wings, two tails, three heads, three bodies and eight legs?
((Alien;-) Or a rider on a horse with a falcon in his hand)
What dishes can not eat anything?
(From empty)
90 apples grew on a birch. A strong wind blew and 10 apples fell. How much is left?
(Apples do not grow on a birch)
If it is raining at 12 o'clock at night, can we expect it to be sunny in 72 hours?
(No, in 72 hours it will be midnight again)
Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(under wet)
Is it possible to create another element from two chemical elements?
(Yes, if the element is galvanic)
As you know, all primordially Russian female names end either in "a" or in "ya": Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is one single female name that does not end in either "a" or "ya". Name it.
List five days without giving numbers (eg 1, 2, 3,..) or names of days (eg Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...).
(The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow)
When is the best time for a black cat to sneak into a house?
(Many people immediately say that at night. Everything is much simpler: when the door is open)
On the table are a ruler, a pencil, compasses and an elastic band. Draw a circle on a sheet of paper. Where to begin?
(Got to get a sheet of paper)
One train travels from Moscow to St. Petersburg with a delay of 10 minutes, and the other - from St. Petersburg to Moscow with a delay of 20 minutes. Which of these trains will be closer to Moscow when they meet?
(At the time of the meeting, they will be at the same distance from Moscow)
Three swallows flew out of the nest. What is the probability that after 15 seconds they will be in the same plane?
(100% because three points always form one plane)
There are two coins on the table, in total they give 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?
(2 rubles and 1 ruble. One is not 1 ruble, but the other is 1 ruble)
At what speed must a dog run in order not to hear the sound of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(This task in the company is immediately revealed by the physicist: the physicist immediately answers that she needs to run at supersonic speed. Of course, it is enough for the dog to stand still)
The satellite makes one revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and the other in 100 minutes. How can it be?
(1 hour and 40 minutes = 100 minutes)
The roof of one house is not symmetrical: one slope makes an angle of 60 degrees with the horizontal, the other - an angle of 70 degrees. Suppose a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof. In which direction will the egg fall - towards a more gentle or steep slope?
(Roosters don't lay eggs)
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, button "1")
The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because the second one is already broken, or no more than one, if you're lucky ;-))
Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(To the other side of the road)
Is this possible: two heads, two arms and six legs, and walking only four?
(Yes, it's a rider on a horse)
Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare)
Another riddle "with a beard": there were two fathers and two sons, they found three oranges. They began to divide - everyone got one. How could it be?
(They were grandfather, father and son)
There were 50 candles burning in the room, 20 of them were blown out. How much will be left?
(Leaving 20: blown out candles will not burn out completely)
What words exhausted Winnie the Pooh?
(Long and difficult to pronounce)
A tin can was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that 2/3 of the can hung from the table. After a while, the bank fell. What was in the bank?
(piece of ice)
How far into the forest can a hare run?
Which word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong")
Three tractor drivers have a brother Sergei, but Sergei has no brothers. Could this be?
(Yes, if the tractor drivers are women, or we are talking about different Sergeys)
What is it: enters dry, exits wet, gives warmth and joy?
(tea bag)
White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
There is only one in the sky, none in the earth, but the woman has two of them.
(Letter "B")
One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
What can you throw off a naked secretary?
(naked boss)
(The letter a")
Which word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong")
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
Small, gray, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)
Can a man marry his widow's sister?
How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me ...
(Hedgehog carries an apple)
(Boxers can fill their faces)
All piz @ a, and one ride.
(husband on a business trip)
Everyone rides, but one piz @ a. (Husband got hit by a trolleybus.)
* All piz @ a, no one riding. (The trolley bus fell off the bridge.)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E". (Eat strawberries.)
How many blacks are required to bury a person? (Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth goes in front with a tape recorder.)
About 40 million people do THIS at night. What is THIS (Internet)
Crawling down the hill, running up the hill. (Snot.)
There is a woman on the floor, opening her hole. (Stove.)
Get up and reach the sky. (Rainbow.)
There is a plaque in the teeth, longing in the eyes. (The peasant fell into a village push.)
What can't be eaten for breakfast? (Lunch and dinner.)
* Without arms, without legs on a woman lope! (Yoke.)
Jumping smartly and eating carrots? (Bubka is on a diet.)
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain? (Bald.)
Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this? (Philip Kirkorov.)
* One wheel is a thousand wings - what is it? (Wheelbarrow with manure.)
What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby? (Earrings.)
Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What should be done with them? (Tear off the first, tear off the second.)
*Red, long, 21? (Tram.)
*What is blue gold? (Beloved wife got drunk.)
* What is excited by Koch's wand? (1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.)
* What do burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman have in common? (Didn't get it out...)
*Two rings, two ends... (Very fancy New Russian.)
There is a dead man in the desert. Behind the shoulders is a bag, on the belt is a flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die of and what was in his bag? (The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag is a parachute that did not open.)
What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile? (A pedophile truly loves children.)
The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others? (Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, button "1".)
With onions and eggs, but not a pie? (Robin Hood.)
Pinocchio, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are going in a compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money? (The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature ...)
Where is the snowman from? (From ZIMBABwe.)
Which country is the most armed? (Israel, ... everyone walks there with sawn-off shotguns.)
What is it - the color of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps higher than the bell tower? (A white blind horse, because the lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all.)
What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing. (Sex on the phone.)
A three-letter word that any man fears? (More!)
What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor? (Zaporozhets.)
A loves B, B loves C?
What to do A? (Find another B.)
What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head? (Lame behind the fence.)
They buried a prostitute, they wrote on the tombstone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they? (Legs.)
What is it: flies and shines? (A mosquito with a gold tooth.)
Stop log in case of emergency braking. (Pillar.)
What does a woman have on her body, a Jew has in mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard? (Combination.)
What three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities? (You yourself Fuck! The correct answer is WWW!)
Which social group has critical days twice a year? (Students.)
There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he? (18 - he is taken to the army.)
Hanging pear - you can not eat. Why?
(Boxers can fill their faces.)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
(Eat strawberries)
How many blacks are required to bury a person?
(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth goes in front with a tape recorder.)
About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
Crawling down the hill, running up the hill.
There is a woman on the floor, opening her hole.
Get up and reach the sky.
There is a plaque in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
(The man fell into a village push)
What can't be eaten for breakfast?
(Lunch and dinner)
Without arms, without legs on a woman lope!
(Yoke)
Jumping smartly and eating carrots?
(Bubka on a diet)
Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
(Philip Kirkorov)
One wheel thousand wings - what is it?
(Wheelbarrow with manure)
What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What do you need with them
(Tear off the first, tear off the second)
Red, long, 21?
(Tram)
What is blue gold?
(Beloved wife got drunk)
There is a dead man in the desert. Behind the shoulders is a bag, on the belt is a flask of water. For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul. What did the man die of and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag is a parachute that did not open)
What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(A pedophile really loves kids)
The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, button "1")
With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin Hood)
Pinocchio, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are going in a compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature ...)
Where is the snowman from?
(From ZIMBABwe)
Which country is the most armed?
(Israel, ... everyone walks there with sawn-off shotguns)
What is it - the color of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(A white blind horse, because the lilac is white, and the bell tower does not jump at all)
What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
(phone sex)
A small, yellowish one lies under the bed, begins with a "Z".
(Kopeck. Why on "Z"? Rolled up ...)
What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head?
(Lame behind the fence)
They buried a prostitute, they wrote on the tombstone: "Now they will always be together." Who are they?
How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me.
(Hedgehog carries an apple)
What is it: flies and shines?
(Gold tooth mosquito)
What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed at traffic cop)
Stop log in case of emergency braking.
Earrings for simpletons.
The arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
Hanging on the wall, green and beeping.
(Herring. Hanging on the wall because I hung it there, green because I painted it, and squeaks so that no one would guess.)
Hanging between the legs, stinks and yells?
(Motorbike)
What does a woman have on her body, a Jew has in mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?
(Combination)
What question will no one ever answer yes to?
(Sleeping to the question: "Are you sleeping?")
How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet)
When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he sticks her out the window into the street)
What three-letter word is now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)
Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students)
When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?
(The eighth will go)
Around the water, and in the middle of the law. What it is?
(The prosecutor is bathing)
Can a man marry his widow's sister?
Why are they wearing a hat?
(Because she doesn't walk by herself)
Small, yellowish, poking around in the ground.
(Vietnamese is looking for a mine)
Small, yellowish tumbles in the sky.
Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk)
What needs to be done so that four guys remain in one boot?
(Remove each boot)
He left his grandfather, and he left his grandmother ...
What is it: the power lies, and the water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema)
What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in the mixer)
Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots?
(Chukotsky Santa Claus)
What is it: gold coins fall from a branch?
(A common occurrence in the country of fools)
Dry wedge, wet wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)
The goose barked all over Russia.
What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding)
Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in the countryside)
How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
What can you throw off a naked secretary?
(naked boss)
What is it: walks on the wall and plays?
(A fly with a player in his ears)
When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P, ends with A.
At what speed must a dog run in order not to hear the sound of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately revealed by the physicist: the physicist replies that she needs to run at supersonic speed)
There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he?
(18 - he is taken to the army)
I take it in two hands, put it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then go crazy.
(Exercise bike)
What are you looking at me, undress, I'm yours.
(Bed)
(Option: Hanger)
The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
(Toothbrush)
Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the ass of Negro)
Black around, white in the middle.
(Radish in the same place, only bitten)
The letter X is called, P. will see it rises.
(The trunk takes food)
With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
(Electrician)
Either hanging, then standing, then cold, then hot.
You remember it a little, it will be hard, like a potato.
Small, gray, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant)
One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
The hunter walked past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired.
Where did he get to?
(To the police)
It nourishes in autumn, warms in winter, amuses in spring, cools in summer.
Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(To the other side of the road)
The boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because the second one is already broken)
What is it: a little bald one runs through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why is he bald? Escaped from Chernobyl)
He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house.
(The wife does not let the drunken husband in)
What dishes can not eat anything?
(From empty)
Four brothers stand under one roof.
White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
Which word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong")
Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person)
Why does pop buy a hat?
(Because they don't give for free)
Under which tree does the hare sit when it rains?
(under wet)
What do money and a coffin have in common?
(Both are first boarded up, and then lowered)
Two ends, two rings, and carnations in the middle.
(Victim of a maniac)
Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare)
What is it: small, black, beating against glass?
(baby in the oven)
How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how to chop ...)
What is: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber)
Red head - works smartly.
What is it: first white, then vzh-zh-zhik, and red?
(Neighbor's poodle in a mixer)
Without windows, without doors, and inside there is a Jew? What's this?
(Sarah is pregnant)
What is it: small, green, standing on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet)
It dangles on a rope, it's called "Z".
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya)
Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will arrive on a bicycle)
How to know if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle by the refrigerator)
What is: green, bald and galloping?
(Soldier at the disco)
What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus)
Hair, hair...and a sausage in the middle.
(Corn)
Small, yellowish, opens the door by itself.
What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(A young bachelor cleans up his house to invite a woman, and an old one invites a woman into the house to clean up)
Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. On a large icy stump lies a crushed member. What's this?
(Winter has come at the end)
A little shriveled, there is in every woman.
(highlight)
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. This is a hardware problem, programmers do not solve them)
Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Magpie (forty "A"))
There is only one in the sky, There is none in the earth, And the woman has two of them.
How do day and night end?
(soft sign)
We guys are daring, we climb into the gaps in the genitals.
(Cockroaches)
What is it: hanging on the wall and smelling?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it)
What is it - a small, white blood sucks?
What is it - sits on a tree, black and croaks? For the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Sh? Because she pretended to be a hose)
What is it - small, white, flies and buzzes? to the letter B.
(Fly. Why B? Because blonde)
Quietly approached from behind
Dropped it twice and left.
(Slippers)
Hair on hair, body on body - a dark affair begins.
(eye closes)
What is 100 ropes and one x%?
(Parachutist)
What is - 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(barge haulers on parachutes)
Hanging - dangling, three letters called. In the middle "U".
What is: Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding)
Why did Lenin wear boots and Stalin in boots?
(On the ground)
Why don't elephants fly?
(by air)
How is a person different from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then moves off, and the person first starts off, and then walks and whistles.)
Black on top, red on the inside.
How to shove - so beautiful.
Back and forth:
You and me are happy.
A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(Sign of the beginning of madness)
What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and in the tractor the door opens outward)
What is it: sitting on the window, speaking French?
(Frenchman)
The more of them, the less weight. What's this?
What:
Black - on one leg?
(One -legged Negro)
Consists of three letters
Starts with "X"
When it's worth working
When he finishes, he bows.
What young man is dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar)
(Option: Water faucet)
Who is this: He does not shoot himself and does not give to others?
(Alexander Matrosov)
Hanging pear - you can not eat.
(Alien pear)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself)
Two turtles (male and female) walk in love along the shore holding each other by the paws. An hour later, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(She stayed there - he forgot to turn her over)
The two men are on opposite sides of the earth. One walks a tightrope over a cliff while another gets a blowjob from a 70-year-old woman. Both men have the same idea. Which?
(don't look down)
Creeps, crawls - the stone will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the stone will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone)
Creeps, crawls - the tree will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the tree will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone. He eats trees too)
In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)
What is Adam in front and Eve in back?
(The letter a")
Why do girls in Paris have red hair?
(On the ground)
Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(man on chair)
How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: “Boh! - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “Ah! - Wham!”)
Scarlet sugar itself, green velvet caftan.
(Negative on color film, capturing the "new Russian")
What:
Black - on two legs?
(Two single -legged blacks)
What:
Black - on three legs?
What:
Black - on four legs?
(One -legged Negro for the piano)
