"I want to humiliate the guy!" Numerous portals and forums of the global network are full of such headlines. Every woman has her own reasons for looking for catchphrases and different options for how to do it, but let's approach this issue from a scientific point of view and consider how to humiliate a man beautifully and witty.

How to humiliate a man with words?

If a woman asks such a question, then she has reached the limit. The beautiful half of humanity has a huge supply of patience. But if it eventually burst, you can expect anything. It's no secret that for the most part it is men who are the weaker sex in moral terms. Yes, their strength can be useful in housework and in exceptional cases as a support and support. However, those of us who have decided to humiliate this very “stronger sex”, but it is necessary to put pressure on weaknesses. And there are a lot of their men - any criticism can knock down even an outwardly self-confident guy. So let's see how you can still humiliate a man?

1. Self-esteem. Before you come up with a phrase that will help you in the question of how to humiliate a guy, try to get to know his worldview and attitude to life better. Men are very concerned about their self-esteem, and it is quite easy to shake it. Play on the most important factor - a sense of pride in belonging to the order of males. In other words, try telling a man that he doesn't suit you as a man. Some may simply hurt and offend, while others will be seriously humiliated. Everything depends on the circumstances.
2. A particularly great way to humiliate a guy is a cruel joke after intimacy. Try telling the man that he wasn't up to par. This will be a major blow. By the way, such “jokes” can make your partner impotent for at least a week.
3. Appearance also plays an important role for men. Suffice it to say how much you liked the muscles of “that handsome man over there” and your interlocutor will begin to grind his teeth.
4. Talent. Men always want to be the very best, and if your opponent does not shine with special data, give him an example of any celebrity who already had popularity and other merits at his age.
5. You can also ride on the topic "sissy", a coward and so on. Such expressions will definitely not pass by the ears of your interlocutor.

What words can be used to humiliate a guy?

On this, general information, perhaps, will suffice. Let's go directly to what words you can humiliate a guy depending on your goals and circumstances.

Let's proceed from the fact that the person you want to offend is clearly not of a complaisant nature with words and will not go into his pocket for a word. This is especially true for girls who are thinking about how to humiliate their ex-boyfriend. So, imagine several circumstances that are the same or similar to those that you had and options for your answers to a guy who also intends to insult you.

You are a fool!

Yes, I'm stupid. Show Help? This is evident, because you constantly have to communicate with fools.

Yes, you're a complete idiot!

And if there were no suckers, where would you be now?

You're kind of bad at dancing.

I'm just hiding my legs so you don't get crushed.

What did you blurt out there (squeaked another option)?

Others perceive my speech normally. You apparently have problems with hearing, or with a sense of beauty.

You're pretty brave, aren't you?

And why are you talking like that? Is your emergency room membership expired?

You can vary these answers depending on your goals. By remembering them, you will no longer face the problem of how to morally humiliate a guy. Do not forget that you can hurt the dignity of a person only if he has low self-esteem. It is quite difficult to offend a confident man. Evaluate your strengths before you decide to take such a step. However, if you are sure that you can handle it and dream of ready-made recipes for how to humiliate a guy with words, we present you with a selection of phrases filled with wonderful sarcasm.

Now you can beautifully, and most importantly, subtly poke an opponent in a dispute using one of these expressions.
Only aristocrats and people with a fair sense of humor and imagination can insult so beautifully.
So,

How nice to offend the interlocutor.

Any resemblance between you and the person is purely coincidental!

1. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
2. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


3. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
4. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
5. The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
6. Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
7. I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
8. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
9. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
10. Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
11. No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
12. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
13. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
14. I don't think so, maybe you have a brain strain!
15. Fellows like you don't grow on trees, they vacillate there.
16. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
17. His mind is like a steel trap that always closes when trying to find the answer!
18. You are a man of the earth, bad that is not the best part of it.
19. He thought, this is something new.
20. When it finally gets dark, you will surely look better!
21. Yes, you are just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
22. In Who's Who you should be looked for as What Is It?
23. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
24. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know.
25. Yes, you're just a template for building an idiot.
26. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
27. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
28. Do not try to find anything in your head, it is empty.
29. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
30. Hey! I am human! What do you?
31. I can't talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
32. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
33. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
34. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
35. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you dearly!
36. I can't remember your name and please don't help me with this!
37. I don't even like the people you're trying to copy.
38. I know you were born stupid, but why do you relapse?
39. I know that you made yourself. It's good that you plead guilty!
40. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
41. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
42. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical of you.

But just do not overdo it, even using veiled not direct insults you can get in the face))
By using these insults, you take responsibility for your words.

This article contains expressions, quotes and phrases to respond to insults, without swearing, funny and in rhyme !!! The above quotes will serve as an answer to the question - how to humiliate a person without a mat, with clever words and at the same time do it beautifully. Terms of use: use these phrases only for self-defense purposes! :=) not for humiliation, so to speak - to send a person culturally and politely ... So the first phrase on the list: I don’t scare you, I’m not a mirror. (short and clear), so let's continue...

• To really shock me, you will certainly have to say something very smart.
• Do you know that words can hurt a person very much? Well, I can do things...
• I would offend you very much ... but nature has already done everything for me a long time ago !!!

• Please tell me… Do you really think that you are right in this situation?
• Are you on VK (Vkontakte)? Not! In MF.
• Hear dude! Turn down the brightness!
• Oh, who are you? And I know - you are nobody!
• I have correctly explained to you that I do not intend to have business with you!
• Looking at you, I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God.
• You are simple as the corner of the house ...
• Your caustic mockery calls into question our further communication ...
• Do you know how to troll a friend? Especially if he is your best friend. Here is a way: start your conversation with the words - Recently, my best friend came to me ...
  
• This insult will be the last in your life...
• Just don't take your headphones out of your ears. God forbid a draft will chill the brain from the inside.
• Do not try to verbally offend me - I am above your insults!
• You decided to lay siege to me? Did you forget to save before that?
• Why don't you start saving nature? I have a surgeon friend who can sterilize you.
• Pity humiliates a person, therefore I will not feel sorry for you, well, you understand)))
• The very smart ones don't offend - they act...
• You, like a meme - cool at the beginning, and then enrage ...
  
• For guys, insults without swearing are like not an insult, so try your best, I'll wait!
• It's a shame to tears, but you are not the person with whom I will communicate!
• I can shut up a person without insulting - culturally, simply not noticing his attacks and forgetting about his existence!
• If you do this again, this time you will remember for a long time ...
• Why are you so (so) not smart (smart) ...
• Mind like a shell, memory like a goldfish.
• Shut up, and then fluffed up ...
• To tease a guy, I make him jealous... But the way you don't...
  
• With you, every time, as in an embrace with a toilet bowl ...
• You Zin run into rudeness!)))
• I bet you were conceived on a bet! (With humor!)
• You remind me of the ocean... You just make me sick.
• You're like a suitcase without a handle...
• Who will marry her! Suicide is out of fashion these days.
• Make-up suits you a la Valuev ...
• I don’t need clever words to humiliate you, I am above this, remember this once and for all!
• What words are you trying to talk to me with? Where did you get them? At the dump?
  
• The only thing you can think of is turning a cigarette into ashes.
• You could go to the Kunstkamera even during your lifetime!
• If idiots could fly, then your whole family would have to live on an airfield.
• So you played Shrek in the movie?
• If you have grown wings behind your back - do not croak!
• Apparently ... you dropped, the stork on the way ... Then you can add - And not once, not twice!
• I know how to respond to rudeness in a dignified and beautiful way, you need to say - "Sorry, I'm allergic to your bullshit", and then add "So ... and where did you stop?"
• One more such humpbacked word and you will move in jerks all your life.
  
• You're doing the right thing by giggling, they don't laugh with your teeth!
• Where do these come from? You, as from another planet, where the main slogan is stupidity and once again stupidity!!!
• How funny… Ha ha, you are a real troll… Well done! And by the way, you look like him)))
• You can continue to say insulting words to me, but know that I still love you!
• Do you think that if you talk to me in smart phrases, then you yourself become smarter from this?
• It is not difficult to humiliate a person morally, with words, but I am above it!
  
• Teeth are not hair, they will fly out - you won’t catch it.
• Here is the ham! Where are you bred like that?!
• Don't know how to send a person beautifully? The answer is simple - offer him to lead a column of people who go together to ...
• So he took it and wanted to ruin my day? You won't be able to do this!!!
• A beautiful answer to the question - how to answer an insult - is beautiful, the phrases: A stapler is crying on someone's lips.
• You have rudeness in your tongue and head, but where were you brought up?
  
• Know that hidden mockery is the height of cynicism...
• Apparently the presence of a brain is not an indicator of the presence of a mind ...
• How do you think? And yet… Thinking is not about you…
• Well, have you sharpened the ax of your stupidity?
• No manicure, no conscience!
• I do not like boors, why do I need competitors?
• Why are you arguing with me, because it's a bad omen!
• How to send you? intelligent or honest?
• No, of course, thank you very much for the good advice, but you should not equalize everyone on your own.

• Don't be afraid, I won't beat you. Nowadays, for the rough treatment of animals, you can get a term.
• Do you know how dangerous a humiliated person is? Not? I'll show you now!
• How beautiful and easy it was on the street until you appeared)
• Oh what is it? is this a joke? okay, keep going...
• Go feed the hedgehogs, local peacock.
• You fall under a hot hand - you fly away under a hot foot
• You do not know how to call a person to shut up? Here you get - Dry and crumble herbarium! Avoid calling names only like this, and not otherwise - respect each other, do not lose face!
  
• Arrogance does not exalt a person, but humiliates him in the eyes of others ...
• Don't know how to troll a person with words? Just tell him the truth!
• If you have grown wings behind your back - do not croak!
• You just think very badly of people if you think they are equal to you.
• You are like a cat in May, you shit and hide ...
• It's cool you open your mouth like that))) Aaah, that's what you say!))))
• Yes... Sarcasm is not about you...

Everyone can face insults from others, and the feelings that appear at this moment are quite unpleasant.

Of course, it's easier to answer with bad words as well, it's easy and simple. However, this can lead to unpleasant and sometimes dangerous consequences.

Not everyone will be able to respond to an insult with smart words without a mat, this technique should be learned in advance.

There are many phrases with which you can besiege and humiliate a person, and sometimes bring the offender to tears. Here's how to do it, you can learn below from the methods of insulting without a mat.

How to humiliate a handsome guy?

Human psychology is so arranged that even one bold word can cause strong resentment.

At the same time, it is not at all necessary that it be a swear word, it is possible to humiliate, insult, besiege, put in place with cultural words. It's just that not everyone can do it.

Often, unpleasant situations arise between a girl and a guy - a quarrel, misunderstanding, and sometimes a fight with insults.

In the latter case, it is worth using several tricks to humiliate and insult the offender with clever words, so that in the future he would no longer raise his hand.

Note! The worst and most unpleasant thing that a man can do in relation to a girl, a woman is to raise his hand.

In these situations, it is worth hitting him on the most painful place, and this should be done morally. Guys are heavily offended by phrases using the word "impotent".

The table shows the qualities that are considered holy for a guy.

If you want to take revenge on the offender, then in correspondence or in words you can use phrases mentioning these qualities in a not the best light:

Quality	Phrases
Manhood, strength. Guys react painfully to phrases that mention their sexual abilities. A girl can morally insult and humiliate a person with phrases that contain the word "impotent"	You are a moral impotent!
	Only an impotent man can offend a woman!
	You are impotent not in your pants, but in your soul! (Or maybe both there and there!)
If you want to hurt the guy's pride, then during the conversation you can hurt his status and wealth. This will be especially unpleasant for those who have a really low income or no work. Since ancient times, it was believed that a man is a breadwinner, so the inability to have prosperity is considered the strongest humiliation.	You are the disgrace of your parents and their ruin!
	You can't even provide yourself with toilet paper!
	Behind your insolence you hide your own failure!
If you want to brutally besiege the offender with cultural words, then you can pick up phrases. In which the emphasis will be placed on the stupidity and recklessness of the guy, even if he is well brought up and has a higher education. With the help of them, girls can firmly put a man in his place without a mat	You did not take place either as a person or as a man!
	Unlike mine, your dignity has sunk to the bottom!
	You are an immoral, weak and miserable person!
	All your words are helpless attempts to prove something!
	I'm sorry to see you!
	I would offend you, but nature has already done it for me!

How to insult a woman without a mat?

Sometimes women themselves ask for humiliation and insults. At the same time, it is not at all necessary to respond to curses with obscenities, you can answer harshly and competently without a mat. Phrases will sound insulting and unpleasant, even worse than swear words.

Women are sensitive to criticism of their appearance. It is important to choose the right and beautiful words, you don’t need to call them directly: you are terrible, you are ugly, but they will help you to understand this delicately.

For a girl, phrases with a hint of an ugly appearance will be offensive and unpleasant:

• When God created women, he decided to save on you!
• I would offend you, but just advise you to look in the mirror!
• Your words are the helpless barking of a dirty mongrel!
• Surprisingly, and the mind is not rich and the person did not come out!
• It's a pity to spit in such a face!

You can take revenge on a woman in another way.

Phrases that mention excessive popularity among men are very hurtful:

• Yes, there is nowhere to put a test on you!
• You have already given all your dignity to other men!
• You are the shame of the father and the tears of the mother!
• You are a quality male litter!
• Your whole life is serving the owner's sugar!
• Not a single normal man will even look in your direction!
• All your attractiveness ended 10 more men ago!
• To mess with you is to dishonor yourself!

You can put in place and morally humiliate a woman with clever words that can hurt a person as a person.

The phrases should point to the flaws of the mind, they should make her look like a fool in front of everyone.

Consider a few suitable options:

• If you were smart, then you would have a decent man!”
• Men do not leave smart women!
• Here, you look at you and at first glance it seems that you are a fool! And then you look and for sure - a fool is a fool!

How to culturally send a person?

Sometimes there are times when you want to culturally send a stranger who gets you with his uninteresting and empty conversations.

However, you do not need to immediately answer sharply, this can greatly offend the interlocutor, you can do this with cultural words without a mat.

Important! If you do not want to offend a person, then you can patiently continue to listen to his conversation and delve into every word in order to somehow support him.

But this unpleasant situation can be resolved carefully, carefully, without humiliation and insults.

Learn a few simple tricks:

1. During a call try asking questions that relate to a different topic, so you can move the conversation in another interesting direction.

   If the interlocutor still continues to talk on a topic that is not of interest to you, ask him questions in a sharper tone, but you still should not go over to aggression.

2. Humor and laughter can give the conversation a different twist. Use jokes, sarcasm, the whole spectrum of humor, so you can quickly slip out of an annoying conversation and end it.
3. When talking try to say the same short phrase - “Yeah”, “Really”, “Mmm”, “I see”, Well, and so on.

   Or you can just be silent. As soon as the interlocutor realizes that you are not interested in the conversation, he will shut up and go looking for a “new victim”.

Smart curses

A person can be easily offended by clever words. In phrases, there may be a hint of illness, deficiency, weakness, appearance, status, and other important qualities.

They should be used if the offender offended for no reason, insulted, or even raised his hand.

Consider smart phrases without a mat:

• You are doing the right thing by giggling. They don't laugh with your teeth!
• You fall under a hot hand - you fly away under a hot foot
• Teeth are not hair, they will fly out - you won’t catch them.
• You remind me of the ocean... You just make me sick.
• I probably need to look like a sucker to match you.
• No need to feel sorry for him, he is not sick, this is his usual appearance.
• Yes perishing, beauty clearly not your dignity.
• I would send you, but, apparently, you have already been there.
• A positive Rh factor is, apparently, the only "plus" in the list of your virtues.
• Don't worry, I don't remember your name either.
• My strength is not to listen to your insanity.
• Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
• At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
• The brain is not everything. And in your case, it's nothing!
• Be careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
• I like you. They say I have terrible taste, but I love you.
• Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
• If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
• Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
• No offense, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
• Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!

To send an offender, it is not necessary to use a mat and insults, this can be done with clever words.

Clever phrases and cultural words can offend worse than profanity.

They may relate to the appearance, health, status, wealth of a person. The main thing is to present everything beautifully and correctly so that the offender is silent.

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And the art of insulting beautifully or how to insult a person

So how offend a person? Yes, very easy! Just don't insult action, insult better with a word. After all, the word will be worse than any weapon. A word can not only offend, but also kill a person. Therefore, be extremely careful! Shouldn't be used insults as a means of attack. Only as a weapon of self-defense. In a dialogue, in an argument, to put the exploded person in his place. That is, parry your opponent's statements beautifully and gracefully. Direct all his lunges back in his own direction. This is especially well done, while the dispute has not yet completely switched to emotions. Build your statements with contradictory phrases. Very often this introduces the opponent into a stupor. A person does not immediately realize whether he was praised or cheated. After all, he was initially set up to fight back on your part. And there is no hard rebuff.
After all, this is a very useful quality, the ability to send a person away with a word. Especially in our time! Yes, and at all times people with a well- "suspended" language were valued in society. They were quoted, their phrases were memorized. And then they themselves used it in everyday situations. The ability to find the right word in time, to quickly respond to an attack in your direction, is a very good quality. It is stupid and useless to prove something to a person, especially if he is not initially set up for a constructive dialogue. And he tries to humiliate you and offend. Point his own weapon in his direction. Insult his! Not only rude, but graceful and beautiful. Listen carefully to what is being said to you. And respond quickly and effectively. But do not stupidly and blindly repeat after someone. Situations in life are different. Improvise. Train. And we will help you with this a little. And don't forget about insulting a person you can get time! And sometimes in the ear! Think who and where insult.
And still, how to insult a person? There are a great many ways! Let's introduce you to some of them.

1. Agree with insulting you human, and lower it to the same level.
This is the simplest - it's a classic:

- Yes, you are a complete fool and idiot!
- Yes. I have help too! Do you think it's very smart to prove something to a fool?

- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.

I don't like your answers!
What questions, what answers!

Yes, I'm smarter than all of you put together!
- Certainly! After all, you have a mind chamber. Still a watchman to this shed ...

2. Bring the statement directed in your direction to the point of absurdity:

- Hey, slow down!
- I can not, the brake must be one. (No, our pair already has one brake!)

- What are you doing?
- I do it in my pants.

“Are you divorcing me now?”
- And now who do you consider yourself a bee or a rabbit?

3. Turn a negative statement into a positive one:

- You are a horse!
“If it weren’t for the suckers, where would you be right now?”

– Some idiots around!
"Don't you usually feel smart?"

- What is the phone grabbed when I'm talking to you ?!
– I also prefer to talk to smart people!

4. Put pressure on the person “on weakly”. After all, no one likes to feel weak:

- You dance like hell..
- I don’t dance, I just remove my legs so that you don’t crush me out ... (Do you know how cool I embroider with a cross!)

– What are you talking about?
- It's strange, but others like my speech ... Do you have no sense of beauty, or hearing problems?

Are you making yourself smart?
- Do you have problems communicating with smart people?

5. What do you want?

“Well, why are you quiet?”
- And what, did you already want to get on the surgeon's table by this time?

Well, who's the brave one here?
“You talk to me like that, as if your emergency room membership is gone.

You are a simple housewife!
“Would you like me to be a currency prostitute?”

For today, everything. If suddenly there are wishes from grateful readers, then we will be happy to introduce you to other ways, how to insult a person.
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