Someone runs into the office and reports that the good doctor Shakhidzhanyan is moving along the corridor in our direction. I shudder internally. This Goebbels of electronic sex and Pinochet of blind ten-finger printing has been terrorizing the Runet for a long time. He appears in all forums, no matter what they talk about, wishes everyone “happiness and joy” and invites “1001 questions about IT” to his website. He does the same in mailing lists. If he is asked to stop writing, he continues to write, but with the words “Excuse me, I am writing this letter to Leonid Delitsyn, but for some reason it gets to you, happiness and joy to you!” Escape from the virtual persecution of Shakhidzhanyan is not possible even for those who have disconnected from the Network. One such story, almost without exaggeration, I once cited in the Internet magazine, which told about the horrors of network life. [I skipped the story] You can understand with what feelings after such stories I was waiting for the real doctor Shakhidzhanyan to appear with us. And not in vain. He examined me, lying on the table in front of the monitor, very skeptically. The spine, he says, disfigure yourself. And in general, he says, in five years you will have problems with the prostate gland. At first, he says, you will urinate frequently. Then in the cold. And then you just keep peeing, peeing, peeing! He told a lot of other useful things about my future. And his eyes are so kind, kind... To top it off, Shahidjanyan professionally set fire to my ashtray and in return gave me the infamous box of 1001 matches, which, as they say, he gives to all his victims - this is a type of sympathetic magic. In short, I almost died of fear. I worked standing at the computer all day long. And I didn’t go to the toilet at all, until three in the morning. Everyone remembered what Dr. Shakhidzhanyan looks like. And he knew he was right. He was very stooped. Plus, he's wearing glasses. Yes, and all his interest in sexual problems ... Since then, every time I am asked what gives a writing person his craft, I remember with gratitude doctor-lecturer Shakhidzhanyan. And I honestly answer the question: constant sedentary work at the computer in the first place will bring you osteochondrosis, poor eyesight and impotence, not to mention the need to constantly urinate. But there is good news: you can remain a writer if you master Dr. Shakhidzhanyan's ten-finger touch typing method in advance. You still have fingers, and this is the most important thing for a writer. Just don't believe movies that show healthy-faced writers like Sean Connery in Finding Forrester. Sean Connery, for your information, can't type at all on the clave. For the film, a special understudy was hired, whose hands did in the frame what the best performer of the role of James Bond never learned. My wife Katya did not learn either. For a while, she was very fond of a program called Keyboard Solo. In vain did I convince her that inside this program the malicious psychiatrist Shakhidzhanyan inserted a lot of psychoviruses. At first, people type in meaningless combinations like “schmo-sumo-gauntanamo”. And then, when their psyche relaxes, they are immediately offered to fill in the phrases “I love Dr. Shakhidzhanyan! I want Dr. Shakhidzhanyan! Dr. Shahidjanyan is our President!” etc. But Kate didn't believe me. I sat and poked keys all day long. For three whole days. On the fourth, healthy natural laziness did its job. The program was abandoned, Katya never mastered blind typing. But still looks no worse than Sean Connery!
Vladimir Vladimirovich Shakhidzhanyan (March 20, 1940, Leningrad) is a Russian journalist, author of books on psychology.
Graduate and lecturer at the Faculty of Journalism of Moscow State University. For many years he worked as a researcher in the laboratory of Aron Isaakovich Belkin, a Russian psychiatrist, specialist in the study of transsexuality, president of the Society of Psychoanalysts of the Russian Federation; dealt with issues of homo- and transsexuality, participated in preoperative preparation and psychological rehabilitation of persons wishing to change their biological sex.
He helped Yuri Nikulin in writing the book "Almost seriously ...". Conducts seminars "Psychology of Journalistic Excellence" and "Technology of Journalistic Excellence". He is constantly published in a number of periodicals, acted as a radio presenter, author of the self-instruction book Solo on a Typewriter and the computer program SOLO on the Keyboard. He hosts the program "Gymnastics of the Soul" on the TV channel "Healthy Television", the host of the program "Everything is Possible" on the radio "Megapolis".
He directed several films - documentaries and one feature film "Clown Musla", filmed in 1980.
He manages the Ergosolo company, taught for 33 years to students of Moscow State University named after M. V. Lomonosov.
Books (3)
1001 questions about it
How to love and be loved? How to become happy in intimate life? How to achieve harmony? How to keep the purity of the soul and get joy for the body? How to get acquainted, how to be friends, how to remain faithful?
These and many other questions that concern you will be answered in the new edition of his book "1001 questions about IT" by Vladimir Shahidzhanyan, who has long been involved in the problems of sex education and sexual culture.
I+I
Work on the book "I + I" was delayed. But she goes. On the site we will place preparatory materials.
I have been homosexual for fifteen years. But six months ago, at the Academic Council of Moscow State University, he announced that he had stopped doing it. Everyone applauded in unison. Only one gray-haired professor, looking at me a little playfully, said: "But in vain, it's really, in vain. Dear colleague, think about it, maybe you shouldn't throw it so sharply." There was laughter in the hall. The professor was embarrassed.
And yet I decided to return to this topic. A lot of materials have accumulated, there are requests from readers that the book should be published as soon as possible. Therefore, in September of this year, at the Academic Council of Moscow State University, to the delight of a gray-haired professor, I will declare that ... ... Homosexuality was, is and will be!
Reader Comments
Igor/ 11/28/2017 Shahidjanyan leaves a very vile feeling. The worst version of sovietness. This is not a psychologist. This is a political instructor with an initiative.
Alexander/ 24.02.2017 Yes, and snake venom that kills instantly can be a unique medicine that can save a person's life. In order to condemn a scientific researcher, one must at least stand on the same level with him. Any fool can show himself smarter than the most brilliant person. And about Vladimir Dmitrievich as a person, a journalist and a scientist, I can say one thing - "MASTER'S HAND DOES NOT RUST!!!"
voice of reason/ 9.11.2015 Planet Earth is threatened by overpopulation. And homosexuality is a kind of protection of nature from the excessive reproduction and spread of mankind. Therefore, their nature (people of the wrong orientation) created))
Khakhladav/ 11/3/2015 In my opinion, the author has already lost his mind and it is time for him to find a place in a psychiatric hospital. He personally said that "fifteen years he was engaged in homosexuality." And besides that, I don't mind having homosexuals and lesbians as teachers at the school.
Guest/ 20.01.2015 Men naturally prefer to just be natural, who knows what they like.
NorMal/ 01/26/2012 Homosexuals are a mistake of nature, since nature does not provide for their further reproduction, but for some reason they do not become smaller.
Alina/ 12.09.2010 You are some kind of underdeveloped madmen.
Homosexuality is not a disease, but a sexual orientation. Respect other people, because it is very insulting to hear such things about yourself. The world is too obscure to say such things. It is not the lot of smart people to hate something because it contradicts their worldview. There is not only yours and for each his own - this is the truth.
Guest/ 8.08.2010 I am against homosexuality. I think that it can only be written about as a disease
Dinara/ 6.06.2010 Thank you for your books
Alice/ 1.01.2010 Thank you for the book "1001 questions about it"! Excellent, interesting, instructive. I keep it for my children in the future.
Anna/ 02/11/2009 I read your book 1001 about this. wonderful work. unfortunately the book disappeared. I want to read other books.
Vladislav/ 01/8/2009 I only read "1001 questions about it", I did not like it very much, but thanks to him for "Solo on the keyboard", passed it three times - v=350 c/min, in Russian, and in English
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