"For Two Hares"- New Year's musical, filmed in 2009 by director Maxim Papernik based on the play of the same name by Mikhail Staritsky. A remake of the feature film of the year of the same name (dir. Viktor Ivanov).
Plot
Aleksey Chizh transforms hairdressing salon No. 27 into the Cleopatra beauty salon, while spending borrowed money from the market director. In order to avoid threats of revenge on the market, Alexey turns his attention to Tonya Korovyak, the heiress of the supermarket chain, who has just been expelled from the Star Factory.
Songs in the film
- “Gift” (music by A. Danilko; text by A. Gartsman). Performed by Maxim Galkin
- “Rest” (music by Vladimir Sushko, lyrics by Natalia Platitsyna). Performed by Alla Pugacheva
- “Blues” (“For You”) (music by A. Danilko; text by A. Danilko, A. Gartsman). Performed by Maxim Galkin
- “Quarrel” (music by A. Danilko; text by A. Danilko, A. Gartsman). Performed by Alla Pugacheva and Andrey Danilko
- “Dowry” (music by A. Danilko; text by A. Gartsman). Performed by Alla Pugacheva
- Party (music by A. Danilko; text by A. Gartsman). Performed by Andrey Danilko
- “I want” (music and text by Oleg Popkov). Performed by Alla Pugacheva
- “Stop dreaming” (music and text by P. Kashin). Performed by Alla Pugacheva
- "New Year's" (music by A. Danilko, Gennady Krupnik; text by A. Gartsman). Performed by all the stars
Cast
- Alla Pugacheva - Tonya Korovyak
- Maksim Galkin - Alexey Chizhov (Lesha Chizh)
- Andrey Danilko - Svetlana Markovna / maniac Anton
- Nina Sharolapova - Ludmila Korovyak, Tony's mother
- Anatoly Dyachenko - Nikolai Korovyak, Tony's father
- Olesya Zhurakovskaya - Lucy, housekeeper
- Alexander Bondarenko - market director
- Olga Sumskaya - Galya
- Nikolay Boklan - Sanya
- Tatiana Sheliga - Valya, flower seller
- Tamara Yatsenko - Sonya the flower merchant
- Tony's friends:
- Ludmila Smorodina
- Natalya Kudrya
- Chizh's friends:
- Roman Bogdanov
- Sergey Dzey
- Yuri Yakusha
- Neonila Beletskaya - registry office worker / bridal shop salesperson
- Natalya Kudryavtseva - shop assistant
- Evgeny Paperny - text from the author
- Initially, Andrei Danilko planned to play the main roles in the musical (Pronya and Golokhvastova). Natalya Krachkovskaya was planned for the role of Prony's mother, Oleg Shkolnik was the director of the market. Sergey Makovetsky refused the role of a dance teacher at the Star Factory, and Boris Moiseev, who starred in it, was cut out of the final editing. There were also negotiations with Lyudmila Gurchenko for the episodic role of a marriage registrar in the registry office
- The hero of Maxim Galkin performs a parody of Masha Rasputina (song "Tea Rose"); in the voice of Vladimir Zhirinovsky he talks to the club's security; rehearsing his confession to Tone, he mentions Alla Pugacheva's song "A Million Scarlet Roses"
- The heroine of Andrey Danilko sings (mentions) the songs: “And the girl is ripe”, “But I didn’t know that love can be cruel”, “Everything in the world is good ...”, “Combat Batyanya”, “March of the Artillerymen” ( "Artillerymen. Stalin gave the order..."), "Don't hurt me, gentlemen", "We've already played the first half"... Having dressed for his birthday in a new dress, he quotes Lyudmila Kalugina from the movie Office Romance
- Undoubtedly, she is a brilliant singer, and as for acting ... Boots should be sewn by a shoemaker, and pies should be baked by a pieman. She herself told how she wanted to play Pronya, she almost begged for this role on her knees. Nevertheless, she did not know the text, she came to the site unprepared, which she was not at all embarrassed about. Every day, Tolik and I were stunned more and more: “Wait a minute, but what about our scene with you?” Pugacheva just brushed it off: “Lord, what are the problems? Jump back and forth like tumblers, and that's it." No, you can't let an amateur do serious work!
- In 2003, the soundtrack of the musical was released, produced by Andrey Danilko.
- In 2004, a meeting of three Pron took place: Margarita Krinitsyna, Tamara Yatsenko and Alla Pugacheva, each of which played the role of Prony Prokopovna. The meeting was held in Kyiv in the restaurant "For Two Hares" in Podil
- The screen wedding of Alla Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin in the musical became a reality in December 2011
film crew
- Screenwriter: Grigory Khovrakh with the participation of the author's agency "Quarter"
- Stage director: Maxim Papernik
- Director of photography: Vadim Savitsky
- Composer: Andrey Danilko
- Art directors:
- Alexander Zaslavsky
- Anna Bondarenko
- Sound engineers:
- Alexander Elychev
- Roman Bogorosh
- Costume designer:
- Olga Navrotskaya
- Andrey Sharov
- Elena Yurova
- Make-up artist: Svetlana Rymakova
- General Producers:
- Vlad Ryashin
- Alexander Faifman
- Producers:
- Alexey Goncharenko
- Alexander Bondar
- Ella Boblenyuk
- Olga Menskaya
- Sergei Amelichev
"For two hares". "Let me congratulate"
The noise of the scandal from behind the screen runs out Pronya.
Pronya: Ugh, on you. I'll do without your vchennosti, Schaub still smart-beauty, but the head of the Sibe was hammered! Chemion!!! Khimka!!! Infection, where the hell are you?
Khimka: I'm here, young lady. I ran for bread.
Pronya: Got it?
Khimka: And yak. And you have been flooded with teachings, ha?
Pronya: Don't talk!
Khimka: I don't bark.
Pronya: shut up.
Himka: shut up.
Pronya 6 go.
Himka: I'm going. Just don’t forget, pannochka, that people have gone over there and they have a holiday. And you are this ... how to put it, the Entertainer.
Pronya: Shaw?
Khimka: Sho-sho! Your aunt, Sekleta Lemeriha, said that you were a holiday. And she told me to tell you that you are a bastard.
Pronya: Shaw?
Khimka: Why are you shocking? You speak Russian first.
Pronya: You sho, stupid head, now Pan Golokhvastov will come to me with an offer to make.
Khimka: And what sentence, compound or complex?
Pronya: Get lost, fool, I can’t express myself gracefully. (Tries) No! I'd better write. I have always been better at writing.
Khimka: We know. Even your grandfather, Prokop Fomich, rewrote the will 5 times.
Pronya: And there was nothing to marry the teacher of the Russian language. (Writes) So, today is a holiday, teachers are breathing.
Khimka: Error there.
Pronya: Where?
Khimka: Yes, in the verb.
Pronya: There is no verb.
Khimka: How w?
Pronya: Same sh! The verb answers the question "What to do?". The teachers don't do anything. They SHUT UP. So, Russian teachers are breathing, and Russian performers are working, ... we are watching.
LADY.
Khimka: There, under the fence, the panych has been standing for a long time, he says that he is coming to you, and the dogs keep barking at him, and barking at him.
Pronya: So this is Svirid Petrovich Golokhvastov. How to accept? Sitting... standing... lying down. Shaw standing, durra, ask.
Khimka: The lady lay down and prosyut.
Golokhvastov: My deepest respects to whoever is in this house, and first of all to you, Pronya Prokopovna. I burn, I burn with happiness, I see you on my own canape. My heart is pounding with emotion.
Pronya: Ah, Sverid Petrovich, the heart is on the left.
Golokhvastov: Oh, Pronya Prokopovna, you are such a scholar that I think we are from the same class.
Pronya: Eleventh.
Golokhvastov: No. Mammals.
Pronya: Oh, Svirid Petrovich, your words somehow make me feel embarrassed. Take the trouble to announce the number for biology.
Golokhvastov: My dear Pronya Prokopovna, work has made a man out of a monkey, and a transport out of a horse. Here's how lucky. Take the trouble yourself.
Pronya6 And I, Sverid Petrovich, always dreamed of becoming a caterpillar. Imagine: eat-eat-eat. Then you wrap yourself up, sleep-sleep-sleep ..... You wake up - a beauty!
Golokhvastov: My beauty, crawl.
POEMS ABOUT ANIMALS.
Khimka: Pronya Prokopovna, would you like champagne? I already warmed him, warmed him ... what should I do with him.
Golokhvastov: As my chemistry teacher used to say, if you don't know what you're doing, do it more carefully. Yes. Chemistry is not for you anyhow - if only, but I would even say if only! Now, if you are not a scientist, then you will say that a person is a person. Whereas the scientist knows that a person is 70% water. A cucumber is 90% water. So it's easy to calculate that a person is 50% a cucumber!
Khimka: Yes, how can a panych not know chemistry, he is a barber.
Pronya: Fi, Khimka, pilikmaher! He did chemo for me.
Khimka: Shaw, did you spin the curls?
Pronya: No, I solved problems. Let's go already.
Khimka: Where?
Pronya: There. Unroll the booklets.
ORIENTAL
Pronya: Oh, Sverid Petrovich, how many more rooms do we have?
Golokhvastov: I can't know, Pronya Prokopovna, my mathematics is lame.
Pronya: I don't walk like that at all. Paralyzed forever.
Golokhvastov: Just name the most beautiful number.
Pronya: 486000
Golokhvastov: why?
Pronya: Because 90*60*90 =486000
Golokhvastov: Ah. Pronya Prokopovna don't go to mathematics. They check so many notebooks, they have so many additional duties, that Shakespearean passions are sizzling at home. We look.
OTHELLO Grade 10
Sekleta: Oh, hello, niece!
Pronya: Oh! Brought it light. Shaw you sat down here, as in your market? I have a ceremony here. What do you have there?
Sekleta: So apples! I sell apples, from that I live. Want an apple. Durynda, they are notable for me, they will crack on the forehead and immediately you are vchena-grafted, like this one, like him ... Newton.
Golokhvastov: Every uneducated man may not know that the law of universal gravitation was discovered many times before Newton. Only before that, heavier objects fell on people's heads.
Sekleta: In, panych! And let's go to me, since such a vchyony. My Jackdaw needs to plug in an outlet under the computer.
Golokhvastov: Let's go. Oh, Sekleta Filipovna, I am drawn to your Gala
Pronya: Shaw?
Golokhvastov: Well, like, talk to a positive person.
Sekleta: Yes, my Jackdaw is so positive. So positive...
Golokhvastov: Well, that's what I say.
Sekleta: And if you, panych, are drawn to the positive, then you are negative. Go announce the number, prodigy.
SCENE "AGAIN FIVE"
Golokhvastov: Pronya Prokopovna, do you know anything about the Panama Canal?
Pronya: No. Our TV does not catch this channel.
Golokhvastov: Sorry, because I wanted to invite you to Latin America.
Pronya: And where is this country located?
Golokhvastov (sings): My native country is wide, there are many forests, fields and rivers in it. I don’t know another country like this….. Because I have 2 in geography. And we have a Latin-Argentino-Brazilian series "Simply Maria"
Pronya: About love?
Golokhvastov: Well, of course.
Pronya: I love how passionate I am about love.
SIMPLY MARIA
Khimka: that's it, I can't take it anymore! Khimka there, Khimka here. It's some kind of serfdom.
Sekleta: Khimka, spit you. Serfdom was abolished in 861.
Khimka: What are you doing!? (pulls out textbook) Where is that paragraph? Uh, who ripped out the page here?! Pronya Prokopovna!!! Well, bastard, hold on ... Panychka!
Sekleta: Panychka died. And who will remember the old. That historian! And for historians, the serf girls of the noblewoman Tolmacheva from the Zhemchuzhina estate are dancing
New Year's tale "How Cossacks brought children to mind"
The scenario of the New Year's performance for high school students based on the films "Chasing Two Hares" 1961, 2003, in the year of Cinema,
Actors and performers:
Butko family:
Old Cossack Micah: Milyaev Dima.
Aksinya, Micah's wife: Davydova Lena
Gregory, hairdresser, aka Stylist, their son: Danil Nefedov
The Koval family:
Old Cossack Yerema : Andrey Feofanov
Natalya, his wife : Katya Cherkasova
Glasha , forced graduate of the "Star Factory", their daughter: Fedchun Katya
Agnessa Petrovna, director of the Star Factory: Serbian Dasha
New Year's Sorceress, Anna Petrovna, sister of Agnes Petrovna : Slesareva Anya.
Music saver: Prologue from the musical "Chasing Two Hares". Music ends with words“Scientists have long proved that the history of mankind develops in a spiral. Everything in life is repeated. So our story today has already happened once.”
Scene 1
Mikhey and Aksinya Butko.
Aksinya runs around with a broom, wipes off the table, shakes off the dust from the tablecloth. She takes out the iron with a towel. On the cast iron is the inscription "Multicooker".
Micah enters with a quick step. He's a colonel always in papakha , used to command when necessary, and not necessary. Aksinya, seeing her husband, gives up everything, gets up with a broom, as if with a gun at the ready.
Micah: Take it easy, calm down! Submit your situation! Garden?!
Aksinya: Removed, what are you, colonel, winter is in the yard!
Micah: Conversations in the ranks! Two outfits out of turn: the first, second and compote!
Aksinya: Yes sir!
Micah: Beast?
Aksinya: Fed! No, I'll be waiting for you!
Micah: Conversations in the ranks! Two outfits out of order!
Aksinya: Yes, I understood: the first, second and compote!
Micah: Yes sir! And I?
Aksinya: And you - colonel - Mikhey Kuzmich Butko, honored Cossack, and I am your wife Aksinya!
Micah: Yes, it's understandable!
Aksinya: And then what?
Micah: Am I fed?
Aksinya: Ugh - you completely drove me crazy with your commands. Now we will have lunch.
While setting the table, Micah asks her questions.
Micah: And what about our son, a sort of scoundrel, to the hut, is not going to go home? Let him just appear, I will quickly pull his hands out - then I will pull him out.(with mockery) Palikmacher.
Aksinya: Not a stylist, but a stylist!
Micah: Give him a call, right? New Year's Eve, anyway. Might think...
Aksinya: (calling son) Hello, son? Grishenka! If not Grishenka, but who? Goga!!! Holy, holy! Where is Grishenka? And it's you, son! Hello son! But we decided to call you, to find out if you would come to visit for the New Year? The old man was all exhausted, how are your little hands, do they hurt at your work, he promised to show you to a specialist traumatologist. Will you come?! Here's the joy - then, well, okay, I won't bother you. Bye! Father, son Grisha will come home for a visit!
Micah: Okay, where's my whip?
Aksinya: Hanging on the wall, why do you need it now?
Micah : (finds whip, swings) Getting ready for the Stylist's arrival!
Aksinya: Oh, fathers, you will scare away, you will stop going home, it’s better to go to dinner!
(Leave for dinner)
Scene 2
Yeremey and Natalia Kovali.
(music "Oh, glad, glad")
Natalya sits on a chair and reads a newspaper, making remarks to her husband Yeremey along the way. Yeremey runs around fussing, collecting bags to send his daughter to the "Star Factory"
Natalia: Well, look how brazen Clinton is for not going to dance with Trump at Christmas. Well, he doesn't respect men at all... Yerema! Did you put warm tights on your daughter?
Yerema: (runs out in an apron, out of breath) Put. I knitted that pink blouse and socks yesterday.
Natalia: Did you add jam?
Yerema: Yes Yes. Her favorite cherry, pitted. On the right shelf, eighth row, twenty-sixth jar from the edge.
Natalia: Our daughter is not studying Khukhra-Mukhra, but she is starring at the Star Factory.
Yerema: Yeah, they spent so much money to get her there. If only there was a sense!
Natalia: Well, don't talk hand in hand! And then you’ll jinx it ... (dreams) She will learn to be a singer, go on tour, earn a lot of money, buy us a ticket to Egypt or Turkey. And we will go with you(pause, angrily) and, finally, we find out that they all eat there on an all-inclusive tour package.
Yerema: Natasha, don't be angry, we'll have dinner now. I'm all set! Let's go to!
(Leave for dinner)
Scene 3
Arrival of the stylist.
(music "And I have a gift")
Dressed in the latest fashion: Trousers, something like a wrap-around skirt almost to the knee is worn over the trousers, a very bright shirt with a bright contrasting scarf around the neck, a cap on the head back to front.
Goga - Grisha: Well, here I am at home. What misery! And the smell, the smell! No, no, I can't take long. So a couple of days and run away from here. papa, I hope the money will throw. Yes ... I'll have to endure this village life, otherwise I'm completely broke!
(Aksinya runs out)
Aksinya: Grisha, son, has arrived!
Goga - Grisha: Yes, Goga - Stylist, arrived in person!
Micah: Where is this scoundrel - Palikmacher ?!
Goga - Grisha: Sorry, dada,Stylist!
Micah: Well, hello ... Elkin's tail ... And turn around, son - Stylist, let me look at your skirt.
Goga - Grisha: (to mother) But, moma!
Aksinya: And it’s true, Micah, well, that you really stuck to the child. Baby from the road...
Hungry…
Goga - Grisha: Yes, I ate at McDonald's ...
Micah: Belyash doesn’t fit into it anymore, give him this American man!
Goga - Grisha: But dada!
Micah: Chick, I said! Where did I send you to study?
Goga - Grisha: To the agricultural university, to the veterinarian!
Micah: And you?
Goga - Grisha: And I flunked the session and entered the course of Stylists of dog hairstyles!
Micah: What? Are you still not human? Well, keep me seven!!! (tries to get a whip).
Goga - Grisha: Moma! What is he?
Aksinya: Micah, you're hot with me! Yes, check it out. Maybe there is nothing wrong here.
Micah: Yes, how not: he can’t call his father and mother in a normal way. papa- Moma.I put on a woman's skirt!
Aksinya: And yet check it out! (brings a chair, seats Mikheya) Well, here, son, dad is ready. Get him a haircut for New Years! And I'm going to hell!(leaves)
Goga - Grisha :( removes the hat from the head of Micah and sees that he is completely bald)
Music "And I, and I have a rare gift." To this music, Gog the Stylist drums his fingers on his father's head, wondering what he should do with her. He sticks out his father's ears, presses them. Suddenly, remembering something, he hits himself on the head. He opens his bag and starts trying on his father's wigs one by one, trying them on and throwing them back into the bag. The father boils with rage and with a whip steals his son off the stage.
Scene 4
The return of Glasha from the "Star Factory"
Kovaly's musical theme "Oh, I'm glad, I'm glad"
Natalia: Yerema, well, did you collect everything for your daughter?
Yerema: Yes, yes, let's go now.
Natalia: Did you turn off the iron?
Yerema: Turned off, turned off, yesterday.
Natalia: What about electricity, water, gas?
Yerema: I turned everything off, blocked it, unscrewed it, turned it off, soldered it off, ripped it off and sewed it on again.
Natalia: What did you sew on?
Yerema: It doesn't matter anymore, let's go.
Natalia: Let's go, close the house.(dogs bark) The dogs were barking something. Is it coming, who? Oh, yes, this is Agnessa Petrovna, director of the Star Factory. Oh, something is not right here!
Agnes Petrovna: Hello, Eremey Afanasyevich and Natalya Prokopovna!
Yerema: Be healthy too, Agnessa Petrovna! Something with Glasha?
Natalia: Againtriedset fire to"Star Factory", smashed the tram tracks, pinched the mayor of Moscow?
Agnes Petrovna: Well, what are you, it's all in the past. Now she has other things to do. At first, she decided to become a goth, because, you see, the black color makes her slim. And all future artists - manufacturers also dressed in black. Then she became interested in yoga and all the students stood on their heads.
Yerema: Cheerful girl, so what are you afraid of?
Agnes Petrovna: Dear parents, take Glafira from the Factory. Otherwise we'll all go crazy!
Natalia: Yes, what happened?
Agnes Petrovna: Now you will see for yourself!!!
(music “My number 245” sounds, Glasha enters - Gopnitsa in a sweatshirt with number 245)
Glasha: Good evening! Come on, master!
Yeremey: What is this masquerade?
Glasha: This is your masquerade, citizen chief, and I have harsh everyday life on kichman.
Natalia: Hey, girlfriend, is this your answer to the home regime?
Glasha: The regime, as far as I remember the verdict, house arrest.
Agnes Petrovna: Glashenka, in my opinion, is not a very good joke.
Glasha: Do not crumble the loaf, boss, I'm not in the mood for jokes now.
Natalia: She quickly changed clothes and came out as a normal child.
Glasha: They leave, mummy, under an amnesty, but I’m still oh-oh-oh, how far from it.
Yeremey: Listen, my friend, it’s good to market something. Flippers swaddled you on business.
Glasha: You are calling, uncle. Only there is a lot of bosyat courage in your rattle. And there is little truth. They screwed me up, obviously. I can see in my eyes that it’s not clear and I can’t see havushka today. Yes? Okay, I'll go. Che is here with you to push the empty. Bon Appetit everyone!
(Aksinya flies in)
Aksinya: (shouting) Kuma, help me! Where is Glasha?(I saw Glasha, lost the power of speech) Aaapppp…!(Glasha leaves)
Scene 5
Meeting.
Aksinya: Natalya, I heard that Glasha was coming, I thought she was from your factory, an independent, working girl. Maybe it would have a positive effect on my Stylist, but here it is…
Natalia: ( on the verge of hysteria ) Something has to be done, something has to be done...
Yeremey: Well, everything is quiet. The Cossack will speak. Agnessa Petrovna, I heard that you are a relative of our New Year's sorceress Anna Petrovna?
Agnes Petrovna: Yes, she is my sister.
Natalia: And why New Year's sorceress?
Agnes Petrovna: Yes, in ordinary life she is a people's investigator.
Aksinya: What is it like?
Agnes Petrovna: She always knows everything about everyone. But on New Year's Eve, her third eye opens and she can treat people with non-traditional methods.
Yeremey: Well, women's gossip is useless to me, I'll go to Micah for advice. I will determine the severity of the Stylist. (leaves)
Aksinya: Oh, my heavy son. But really, how are we going to deliver the children to the Witch Doctor?
Natalia: Well, I’ll offer my own to take a walk through ethnic places, I’ll say that Anna Petrovna is a direct descendant of Baba Yaga in the male line.
Aksinya: And I run for a photo of Grisha, maybe it can also be used to treat.
Agnes Petrovna: Meet my sister.
Scene 6
Song therapy.
(music by Lady Gaga)
New Year's Sorceress, she is Anna Petrovna: (flips through the card index in the drawer) Judging by my file cabinet, their children, Grisha and Glasha, are due to visit neighbors Butko and Koval today. (Takes binoculars, looks). That's right, they've arrived. So what date do we have in the morning. Looks at the calendar. Wow, time to open your third eye.(sticks the third eye on his forehead) Well, can I, after all, have a little feminine weakness. Moreover, clients will come to me soon.(Looks through binoculars). Oh no, customers are canceled for today. My sister again brought one of her students. What kind of young people have gone, they’re freaking out in a black way, but Anna Petrovna help me out! So no health is enough!
(knock on door)
Agnes Petrovna: Sister, are you home?! Good evening!
New Year's Sorceress: Hello sister! Come in, come in! I see it was not in vain that you left your students and came here, you have a serious matter. Are you helping out the stylist and the gopnitsa?
Agnes Petrovna: Yes, it’s a pity for them, the guys are good, talented, they just got confused. And parents are worried. Do you hear?
Aksinya: Come on faster!
Natalia: Yes, I'm running!
(run in)
Aksinya and Natalia (in chorus, out of breath): Hello!
Anna Petrovna: Have a nice one you too! I know about your trouble. That children got out of hand, they don’t remember their families, they don’t honor traditions. Only song therapy can help here!
Aksinya: ( timidly) And it doesn't hurt?
Natalia: Safely?
Anna Petrovna: Well, no matter what they resist, I will put them into a trance.
Aksinya: Mine is not allowed in trance, I have it in the photo.(shows photo)
Anna Petrovna: Nothing, the better, sleep peacefully at home while the session is in progress. And then you will see what will happen. Where is Glafira?
(music by Glasha "My number 245") Glasha enters.
Glasha: Good evening! Well, who is the direct descendant of Baba Yaga in the male line here?
Anna Petrovna: (secretly shows his fist to his sister, she shrugs) Well, apparently, I am.
Glasha: And the eye in the forehead is on fire.(referring to mother) Mommy, well, you divorced me. All I went.
Anna Petrovna: Wait, I'll just fix your cap!(lightly taps Glasha on the forehead, Glasha falls asleep) We have five minutes at our disposal! Turn on the gramophone!
Musical number "Potpourri of Folk Songs"
« Oh, my box is full, full,
There are chintz and brocade,
Have pity, my sweetheart, Valiant shoulder!
Oh, frost-frost, don't freeze me
Don't freeze me, my horse.
Don't freeze me, my horse.
Oh, it's not evening, it's not evening
oh, I didn't get enough sleep
I didn't get enough sleep
oh yes in a dream it was foreseen
I didn't get enough sleep
oh yes in a dream it was foreseen
You said in a ponidilok
Pydem at once to barvynok
I'm preyshov - tebe nema,
Pidmanula, Pidvala
Well you mane pidmanula,
You are a mane pidvala
You are the mane of the young
Called out of my mind
You said at the windows
Kiss forty times
I'm preyshov-tebe nema,
Pidmanula, pidvela
Apple and pear trees blossomed
Mists floated over the river.
Katyusha went ashore,
On a high bank on a steep one.
Katyusha went ashore,
On the high bank on the steep
A snowstorm sweeps along the street,
Behind the blizzard my dear is coming...
Your beauty drove me crazy
Crushed the good fellow me! ..
You stay, stay, my beauty,
Let me look, joy is on you!
Oh, viburnum blooms in a field by a stream
I fell in love with a young guy
I fell in love with a guy to my misfortune
I can not open - I can not find the words
He lives without knowing anything about
What one girl thinks of him.
Glasha (wakes up) : Mom, where am I?
Natalia: Yes, at home, in the village, you came to visit for the holidays.
Glasha: Oh what's on me?
Natalia: Yes, a carnival costume!
Glasha: I don't want that suit!
Natalia: And that's right, go home - change your clothes!
Aksinya: So, you go change, and I'm home! And you, dear sisters, come to visit us. We'll have to see how it ends!
Scene 7
Final.
Micah: Eremey, you saw our stylist for no apparent reason, fell right on the floor. He lay down for five minutes as if asleep, and then he jumped up. He looked at himself, pulled off his skirt and rushed off somewhere.
Yeremey: Yes, here he is!
Grisha: Hello, uncle Yeremey, dad, where is mom? It's New Year's Eve and she's nowhere to be found!
(noise, din, the whole company of women comes in)
Aksinya: And here we are! (calling her husband) The New Year's Sorceress, Anna Petrovna, said that in order to speed up the recovery of her son, one must fulfill his cherished desire!
Micah: And this one .. nor .. this ..?
Anna Petrovna: Don't be afraid of anything! Everything will be fine!
Micah: And tell me, son, do you have a cherished desire!
Grisha: Yes, dad!I want a songknow what my grandfather used to sing to me in my childhood, and you and Uncle Yeremey often sing it. Maybe teach?
Micah: Yes, gladly son!
Musical number "Cossack prayer + lezginka"
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
And the Cossack asked for Truth for the people.
There will be Truth on earth - there will be Freedom.
For friends, the Cossack prayed - so that they were in a foreign land
Greed and pride have bypassed.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
So that wives wait, and fathers, and children
Those who are looking for Truth-Mother and all over the world.
For the people the Cossack asked for blessings,
To have bread and salt in peaceful villages.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
So that blood does not flow at the father's threshold,
So that falsehood would not live, he prayed to God.
So that Cossack prayed for his native land,
No matter what grief or tears touch her.
A Cossack stood on the mountain - he prayed to God.
For freedom, for the people bowed low.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
Oh, oh, oh, don't be afraid of me.
I won't touch you - don't worry.
All: Everything! Happy New Year!
Artists:Golokhvastov
Pronya
Khimka
Mommy
daddy
Presenter: Distinguished guests came to us from the city of Kyiv to congratulate the hero of the day. These people are not some of a simple family, but very famous. But how will the hero of the day accept them? Sitting... No... Standing... No... Oh! Lying!! So, hero of the day, take a pose! Himeon, please.
Khimka. What to ask?
Leading. Call the lady!
Khimka. That's what they would say! Come in, young lady lay down and beg.
Movie music playing
Golokhvastov(short jacket, tight trousers, top hat with a rose, mustache, carnation in buttonhole):
My deepest bow to the one who is in this house, and ahead of all to you. Lyudmila Nikolaevna! I burn, I burn with happiness and all sorts of things, dear Mamzel, that I see you at my own anniversary ... I have the honor to recommend myself: Svirid Petrovich Golokhvastov in person. May I have a pen? (Kisses.)
Pronya Prokonovna comes in. (Long skirt, side fabric, belt, crew-neck blouse with bust, hat, parasol) Stumbles over the threshold. Slowly crawls sideways.
Pronya: From this they put on kalbuks, it is impossible to pass.
Golokhvastov: Well, what are you doing, Pronya Prokopovna, are you hovering there?!! You have to keep the style. We're not somehow that, but sho or where! We're here for an anniversary.
Pronya: Yes, there is a calidor until you pass - fear !! Is it possible in this madhouse to correspond to the moment? I will be the first to congratulate. I studied at the boarding school for three months. The anniversary is a celebration of a cultured person. After all, naturally, the first thing is intelligence and manners: delicate guardian manners, so that chic comes out! And what a beautiful costume you have! Boastful fashion and dirty material, and sewed, probably the first store.
Golokhvastov: So you think that a dress is just something, and a dress is the first thing, because everyone is met by the dress. Let's take, as an example, a yipka: it stands like a poured pipe, purely aglypky hvason! And if you don't add anything, you won't have chizinomia! Or here's a blouse - it seems to be a trifle, but a tricky thing: just guess a little, and the fashion is not the same, there is already no sympathy. I'm not talking about pinzhak, because pinzhak is the first sickness: as soon as there is no sickness, there is no chic! And from even a hairstyle, what a hairstyle, and as she, then, with her head, so you have a parade!
Pronya:
Now, consequently, you are accepted everywhere and everywhere as the first hwaseong, and why?
Because you know how to keep your type, you understand in a noble way!
Are we drinking vodka? I want to drink champagne for the anniversary. Mommy! Daddy!
Panenka with mommy (dad embroidered shirt and tie, mom in a cap on the contrary)
Pronya: , with bubbles! Daddy, with bulbs!
Daddy: So is it expensive?
Pronya: Are you sorry, papa? For such a big anniversary, do you regret it?
Daddy: Khimka! Run to competitors.
Khimka: Ha?
All: Don't bark!!!
Khimka: I don't bark, I bark. What would you like?
Pronya: Run to competitors, do you hear, the soul asks!
Mommy: Our daughter studied at a boarding school, they know best. She has an entot husband - a palikmakhter.
Pronya: Mom, not a palikmachter, but a stylist. He has a salon in Kyiv, in Paris - two, well, in ____________ (name of your city)- also ... three.
Mommy: Yes, yes, such a bright head, good ...
Daddy:
Only the fool got ... In the meantime, maybe vodka for the health of the birthday girl.
If a bottle and a glass are on the table, that's fine! (A toast about a husband, family, children) On this word, be healthy! (Drinking.) Oh nice gorilka. And our champagne?
(Drinking)
Golokhvastov: And the young ladies are all about love, love .... What is the main thing in a person? And most importantly, sickness, vchennost. I came to congratulate the birthday girl, because she is a person .... Naturally, in every treatment, the main disease is learning. Therefore, if a person is a scientist, then the light is already turning upside down for him, sorry, upside down. And then when, to him, to whom the unlearned, it will be white, so already to him, the learned, it will be as well ...
