Sayings about short women. Height jokes - the funniest and shortest

Sooner or later, everyone in life has such a person, after whom you change. And it doesn’t matter at all whether it was boundless happiness or crazy pain. You just realize that you will never be the same as before.

Don't be afraid to lose someone. You will not lose the one you need in life. Those who are sent to you for experience are lost. Those who are sent to you by fate remain.

The man who needs you will always find a way to be with you!! Even if he is on another planet. and he doesn't have much free time.

Never go back to the past. It kills your real. History doesn't repeat itself and people don't change. Never wait for anyone and never stand still. Who needs to be chased!

Loves not the one who tirelessly talks about it, but the one who silently makes you happy ...

Happiness is when in the morning he sees her sleepy, not made up, in pajamas and still thinks that she is his most beautiful ...

A loving woman will forgive everything, but will not forget anything.

You can scream, hate... Not to see each other for a week, a month, a year... To think that everything has passed. And then see each other and just go crazy.

A real woman smiles at everyone, makes friends with the chosen ones and loves the only one.

Take care of each other! After all, no one knows what awaits us tomorrow ...
Do not offend each other! What if you never see each other again...
Love each other! Maybe you won't get that chance again...

If you miss a person, no matter how long you've known each other, it means that he has already become dear to you ...

Be able to appreciate the one who cannot live without you, and do not chase those who are happy without you!

You need to marry not the one with whom you can live your whole life, but the one you cannot live without!!!

To be a real woman, you have to be with a real man.

Courage is not needed to offend a loved one, courage is needed to ask for forgiveness later ...

A weak person turns away when seeing a loved one with another.
Stupid tries to break up the relationship.
And only a strong person can let go of the one he loves.

It is not enough to love a person; We must understand him; We must live his life; Breathe with him; Hear sometimes what cannot be said; It is not enough to find him; The main thing is not to lose.

If your girlfriends tell you about your man that he is not what you need - hold on to him tight, it's yours.

It takes time to become close and dear, but one phrase is enough to become a stranger.

True love does not require reciprocity, and those who want to receive a reward for their love are wasting their time.

I would like to have a person in life who sometimes just sits next to you, puts his arm around your shoulder ... and listens to you being silent ...

Love? This is the shortest way from one heart to another: a straight line.
Bedel 11

I missed you very much - a phrase that warms the soul even on the coldest day. 12

Even after 100 failed attempts, do not despair, because 101 can change your life. 9

Love is just not enough. She has happiness, but she wants heaven, she has heaven - she wants heaven. O lovers! All this is in your love. Just try to find. Victor Marie Hugo 11

Love is a wise invention of nature: the one who loves easily does what he must. Wilhelm Schwebel 8

Love conquers everything, and we will submit to its power. Virgil 9

Love one another, but don't turn love into chains. Let it rather be an exciting sea between the shores of your souls. Gibran Khalil 10

Before devoting oneself to love, a person must make sure that he possesses wisdom, patience and the ability to forgive, otherwise jealousy, pettiness and resentment will destroy all nascent feelings. 11

Love is born with a smile, grows with a kiss and dies with a tear. 19

Age cannot protect us from love, but love, to some extent, protects us from age. 10

Love is life. When we lose love, we lose life. 11

I fell in love with him as people fall asleep. Slowly at first, then immediately. John Green 17

Sex can only be truly amazing when paired with falling in love or love. Everything else is fitness. 14

Love has a special taste and smell. This feeling is incomparable. It makes your head spin sweetly, breathe freely with a full chest, and everything seems exceptional. 13

Perhaps the whole point of this life is to be needed by at least someone. After all, if no one thinks about you, then it’s like you don’t exist ... 12

You need to have something in common in order to understand each other, and something different in order to love each other. Paul Geraldi 9

Better to yearn for someone you love than to live with someone you hate. 19

What is love? - asked the little boy.
- Yesterday I gave my jacket to the girl, she put it on, and it was warm for me, - he answered. 10

Where love reigns, the impossible becomes possible. 19

If the fire is not extinguished, the tree will burn. Therefore, the fire, loving the tree, must go. Even if leaving for the fire means losing food and dying. I leave you because I love you. Where do you live? 13

Love is not a light bulb, you can't turn it off. Castle 10

You took a step and I took a step. Osho (Bhagwan Shri Rajneesh). Love. Freedom. Loneliness 11

I wanted him to experience the same thing that I experienced next to him - this is an amazing combination of calmness, depravity and miracle. I wanted him to know that once I tried it, I was hopelessly addicted. Jodi Picoult. fragile soul 11

Love is something worth fighting for, fighting and biting. And after that, having received pleasure and joy for having conquered her, just truly appreciate this feeling. 11

The human heart is a musical instrument, it contains great music. She is asleep, but she is here, waiting for the right moment to ignite, to be expressed, to be sung, to be danced. And this moment arises through love. Without love, a person will never know what kind of music he carried in his heart. What do i do? (Dechire) 9

Moments away from a loved one are measured in hours. Hours spent with your soulmate fly by like one moment ...

Lord, send me wisdom to understand the beloved man, love for forgiveness, patience to strengthen the endurance of his complex temper. And do not be surprised that I do not ask for strength, because I am afraid that I will destroy him to hell!

Telling your loved one about past boyfriends is an unacceptable mistake, which in the future will become a huge hindrance ...

If your lover says he loves, we advise you to arrange a test ... most likely, he thinks so.

To understand whether it is necessary to start a relationship with a man, a woman wants to visit restaurants. A man, on the contrary, first wants to build a relationship in order to understand whether it is worth inviting this woman to restaurants ...

And when I'm married, will you stop calling me? - No, I'll yell at you from another room: "Beloved, in my opinion, it's time for our son to bainki"

Fatum is a bridge built by you to overcome obstacles on the way to your loved one.

I want to feel uncertainty with you, tender love and attachment to eternity.

Good luck, love, I'm leaving! Look for yourself another ... a little more beautiful in appearance, a bitch and a dumbass!

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Sometimes there is not enough rudeness from you ... the one that I ran away from in the past ...

Girls, stop looking for the perfect man! He's already with me... :)

No matter how badly a man thinks of a woman, she thinks even worse of him ...

No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

How I want him to call on the New Year at 00:00 and say: “Happy holiday, my love, I love and miss you, by the way, open the door”

Favorite phrases of teachers: “Don't argue with the teacher! Tell everyone, we'll laugh too. Get out of the classroom and come back normally! I repeat for the especially gifted - the call is not for you, but for the teacher. A forest of hands, well then, according to the magazine… Am I not bothering you?”

God loves the trinity… The most holy trinity is love for the woman he loves, his own children, and also his parents…

What will you do? - I'll be at home with a girl - What, drink champagne and somersault in bed? - No, look at the photos and play chess - What, terrible? - No, my love...

Women are ready to love at first sight, and men - at the first opportunity.

A man and a woman lie on the bed and look at the ceiling. Thoughts of a woman: “Silence. Doesn't want to talk. Surely, he has already fallen out of love with me, he has another. The relationship is over.” Thoughts of a man: “A fly, a fly on the ceiling. How is she holding up?

I know that you're not quite the one I need, but I don't care because I love you

On the street, with the boys, he smokes, vulgar, beats evenly, cruelly ... And only with you he is gentle, worried, kisses your neck to the point of trembling in your fingers, calls you “small”, and his eyes are so sad and happy at the same time ... Just such a real the male!

I want to bury my nose in your neck and sleep ... for a long time ...

Alcohol is healthy - millions of men can't be wrong.

No, you're not such a straight “uhh”, but to “hey look at that, how are you?” get off

According to statistics, the most frequently used male SMS is “I love you too”.

Eye to eye I smiled with happiness.

A woman is always ready to help a man close his eyes to her shortcomings.

Taking this opportunity, I want to express my deep gratitude to all my ex-men for those crazy, unforgettable, filled with joy and happiness days that I was lucky to live after our parting.

Condescension is the main weapon of a man in his merciless and eternal struggle with a woman who, by definition, is always right.

All women have only one thing on their minds, as if all men only have one thing on their minds!

A woman should belong to the man who will solve all the problems, and not create new ones.

Men are so arranged that the purest creatures cause the dirtiest thoughts in them.

There is nothing uglier than a man who thinks he is handsome

I have been dreaming about you all day and this is not a lie ... Hurry to you, hurry to you ... my favorite sofa !!!

A woman is weakest when she loves someone, and strongest when she is loved by someone.

After every next Bitch you fall in love with me... and I leave every loved one for you...

A loved one must be loved, just loved. And if you want to educate someone, buy a dog!

So strange, he is like a child: naive, sweet. And I love him. Only now I can’t understand: as a brother, as a son, or as a loved one ... It’s hard to leave a good guy ...

A man plays love for sex, a woman plays sex for love...

Pants are given to a man in order to hide his thoughts))))

There are 1,000,000 men, but why is he needed alone? Because it is 1, and all the others are 000000!!!

Have you ever had that come home, and you smell like a loved one?

Nothing adorns a woman like a well-chosen man.

Reminder for women: "Never argue with a man - immediately cry." Reminder for men: "Never argue with a woman - kiss right away"

Manipulating a man is not difficult - the main thing is to take up the manipulator correctly ...

Every married man wants at least once in his life to hear from his wife the phrase “Darling, hit me on the head, otherwise I’ve got ** scribbled”

You know, I won't get tired of it. I know that I will not be with you, but of course it hurts me and all that. But on the other hand, I know that you, unlike her, do not deceive me ...

There are no men who only want sex from girls. There are women who, apart from sex, have nothing more to offer.

The most erotic body part in a man is his brain, as their women have more than anything else!!!

I want a man... kind, handsome, strong, sexy, loyal, athletic, with a sense of humor, honest... Just to see!!!

Everything men do is done for women. And only idleness - for yourself!

Men have the same exaggerated ideas about their merits, as women have about their shortcomings.

The perfect man is a combination of a vibrator and an ATM

If a man raised his hand to you, then let him spend all the remaining nights with this hand

Do you know why I got sick of you? Yes, because you yourself are sick!

Every man is next to the woman he deserves... so if you were traded for a fool, don't be upset...

And I don't need tracks for me, flowers, gifts and so on. I need you.. and that's enough.

Ask a girl: what should a man have? And she, keeping silent about the apartment and a good car, will say - a sense of humor

It's better to love someone you love than to be loved with someone you don't love.

If a man looks into your eyes for a long, long time, you can be sure that he has already examined everything else.

Love exists as long as the fear is alive, losing a loved one

You say to yourself after you're a jerk, passed.

Feel your breath, how to breathe

Men are like children: capricious - give me breasts.

The path from a woman to a bitch lies through a man

Sometimes you want to say to men: learn, little boys, to be big with us in love!

10 guys bowed before her feet, ready to give everything to be with her, but she chose 11 ... who didn’t even look in her direction.

When girls ask the question "Where did the real men go?", I usually answer - "They went to real women."

Grandmother! Excuse me, grandma! I broke your favorite vase again! - Well, get hurt! Third hookah in a week!

Men are like shoes! I want to buy stiletto boots… but only felt boots come across!

Every woman should remember that a man first of all leaves not for someone, but from someone ...

Can I look into your eyes? I'm completely lost ... From love for you. Perhaps your eyes will help me find me? Because I don't exist without you. I'm just your shadow. I am the reflection in your eyes. Such relatives and loved ones

A man who is able to constantly pleasantly surprise a woman will never lose her interest in himself.

Aphorisms, briefly about them. As you know, everything has already been said about love. Therefore, it does not make sense to invent something yourself, but you can borrow quotes from famous people. We invite you to read the 100 best sayings about love!

Aphorisms great people keep a huge storehouse of wisdom. As you know, everything has already been said about love. Therefore, it does not make sense to invent something yourself, but you can borrow quotes from famous people. We suggest you read the 100 best sayings about love - aphorisms.

Aphorisms. Part I

1. To love means to wish for another what you consider to be good, and to wish, moreover, not for your own sake, but for the sake of the one you love, and try as far as possible to deliver this blessing to him. Aristotle

2. Seeking diversity in love is a sign of impotence. Honore de Balzac

3. You can fall in love out of jealousy alone. Stanislav Jerzy Lec

4. If you judge someone, then you do not have time to love him. Mother Teresa

5. Glory is love available to few; love is the glory available to all. Grigory Landau

6. The first breath of love is the last breath of wisdom. Anthony Bret

7. You can't hide love and cough. Ancient proverb

8. Marriage is the only war during which you sleep with the enemy. La Rochefoucauld

9. We recognize as a person only one whose soul dreams in love as much about spiritual pleasure as about bodily pleasure. Honore de Balzac

10. Love is the main way to escape from loneliness, which torments most men and women for almost their entire lives. Bertrand Russell

11. Love is like luck: it doesn't like to be chased. T. Gauthier

12. At the first love, the soul is taken before the body; later it is taken first by the souls, and sometimes the souls do not take it at all. Victor Hugo.

13. It is easier to love memories than a living person. Pierre La Mure

14. Perhaps in this world you are just a person, but for someone you are the whole world. Marquez

15. Love, which is not renewed every day, turns into a habit, and that, in turn, into slavery. D. Gibran

16. Love is not an external manifestation, it is always within us. Louise Hay

17. Love flees from those who chase after it, and those who run away, throw themselves on the neck. William Shakespeare

18. A woman attracts men to her by playing on her charms, and keeps them near her by playing on their vices. Somerset Maugham

19. The most stupid woman is able to cope with the most intelligent man, but only the most intelligent with - a fool. Rudyard Kipling

20. Love is the most interesting and most forgivable of all human weaknesses. Charles Dickens

21. A woman only then believes the word "love" when it is said quietly and simply. Yaroslav Galan

22. The female instinct is worth the insight of great people. Honore de Balzac

23. To conquer a man, it is enough for a woman to awaken the worst that is in him. Oscar Wilde

24. Love is a battle of two sexes. A woman must defend herself first, a man must defend himself afterwards, and woe to the vanquished! Alexandre Dumas son

25. Love is the only thing in nature where even the power of imagination does not find a bottom and does not see a limit. Johann Schiller

26. You need to feed your love, not feed on it. Chantilly de Mustier

27. If you don't love too much, then you don't love enough! L. Du Peschier

28. He who is poor in love is stingy even with his politeness. Friedrich Nietzsche

29. In love, the most interesting thing, especially for men, is victory and separation; everything else is rigmarole. M. Donne

30. The tragedy of love is indifference. Somerset Maugham

31. Only happy love can prolong youth for a mature man. Any other instantly turns him into an old man. Albert Camus

32. Love for an idle person is an occupation, for a warrior it is entertainment, for a sovereign it is a pitfall. Napoleon

33. Any love that is caused not by the freedom of the spirit, but by something else, easily turns into hatred. Spinoza

34. To resist love is to supply it with new weapons. George Sand

35. There is such love, which in its highest manifestation leaves no room for jealousy. La Rochefoucauld

36. Love should not be measured in the way that young people measure it, that is, by the strength of passion, but by its fidelity and strength. Cicero

37. Falling in love begins with the fact that a person deceives himself, and ends with the fact that he deceives another. Oscar Wilde

38. To love is to find your own happiness in the happiness of another. G. Leibniz

39. You love not the one with whom you go to bed, but the one next to whom you wake up. T. Guerin

40. If pride screams, then love is silent. F. Gerfo

41. Selfless love is more common in life than true friendship. J. La Bruyère

42. Love is a delusion that one woman is different from another. G. Mencken

43. The main essence of love is trust. Anna Steel

44. Love has created a whole staircase of pleasures, and vision in it is only the first step. Lucian

45. Love is a crisis, a decisive moment of life, awaited with trepidation by the heart. Michel Montaigne

46. ​​In the world of feelings there is only one law - to make the one you love happy. Stendhal.

47. Souls meet on the lips of lovers. P. Shelley

48. Unforgivable pride - not wanting to be indebted to your loved one for your happiness. G. Lessing

49. You can't love either the one you're afraid of or the one who's afraid of you. Cicero

50. Love is like an epidemic disease; the more we fear it, the more vulnerable we are to it. N. Chamfort

Aphorisms. Part II.

51. For those who love, as for birds, not only a nest is necessary, but also the sky. E. Panteleev

52. Love is not for something, but in spite of. A. Vasiliev

53. People are surprised that a female praying mantis devours a male after an act of love. However, there are many women who do the same. "E. Rey

54. A woman has her whole heart, even her head. Jean Paul

55. If a person did not fall in love before the age of forty, then it is better for him not to fall in love after. B. Show

56. In love and in war it is the same thing: the negotiating fortress is already half taken. Margarita Valois

57. Love hurts even gods. Petronius

58. Chastity is the most unnatural of all sexual perversions. O. Huxley

59. If you dream of a rainbow, be prepared to get caught in the rain. Dolly Parton

60. It is not always in our will to be loved, but it always depends on ourselves not to be despised. A. Knigge

61. Love is too great a feeling to be only a personal, intimate matter for everyone. B.Show

62. Sex is the most that unloving people can give each other, and the least of what loving people can give each other. E. Panteleev

63. Love is poor if it can be measured. W. Shakespeare

64. If you are going to love someone, learn to forgive first. A.Vampilov

65. Love is peculiar only to a sane person. Epictetus

66. Lovers inspire, lovers feed. T. Kleiman

67. If you want to love for a long time, love with your mind, not with your heart. S. Johnson

68. Love cannot be cured with herbs. Ovid

69. Love is eternity given in time. G. Malkin

70. Falling in love is a firm knowledge that happiness exists. A. Kruglov

71. It is difficult to love those whom we do not respect at all, but it is even more difficult to love those whom we respect more than ourselves. F. La Rochefoucauld

72. Constancy is the eternal dream of love. Vauvenarg

73. Love is like a tree; it grows of itself, takes deep roots in our whole being, and often continues to grow green and bloom even on the ruins of our heart. V.Hugo

74. True love can be recognized by how much a person becomes better from it, and also by how much it brightens the soul. Leonid Andreev

75. When you drink the wine of love, something must be left in the glass. I. Shaw

76. Whoever loves no one himself, it seems to me that no one loves him either. Democritus

77. A man who talks smartly about love does not love very much. J. Sand

78. Love that seeks something other than revealing its own secret is not love, but a set net that catches only the useless. D. H. Gibran

79. You can only love what you know. L. da Vinci

80. When hearts are full of love and beat only from meeting to parting, even a slight hint is enough to understand each other. R. Tagore

81. Deceived in love knows no mercy. Pierre Corneille

82. True love does not tolerate strangers. E.M. Remark

83. How important it is that far-reaching relationships bring you closer! T. Kleiman

84. Love can change a person beyond recognition. Terence

85. Love that wants to be only spiritual becomes a shadow; if it is devoid of a spiritual beginning, then it becomes meanness. G. Senkevich

86. To love someone who obviously hates us is not in human nature. G. Fielding

87. There was love without joys, separation will be without sorrow. M.Yu. Lermontov

88. Only petty people always weigh what should be respected and what should be loved. L. Vauvenargues

89. Only love bought with money is worth nothing. E. Tarasov

90. Only that love is just, which strives for beauty without causing offense. Democritus

91. The people we love are almost always more powerful over our souls than ourselves. F. La Rochefoucauld

92. In family life, the most important screw is love. Anton Chekhov

93. For love, yesterday does not exist, love does not think about tomorrow. She greedily reaches for the present day, but she needs this whole day, unlimited, unclouded. G. Heine

94. Vanity chooses, true love does not choose. I. Bunin

95. We love both a child and a friend only if we already know how to love at all. A man learns this from a woman. R. Wagner

96. The extreme opposite of love is not at all separation, not jealousy, not oblivion, not self-interest, but a quarrel. Lope de Vega

97. Almost every woman is capable of the highest heroism in love. For her, if she loves, love contains the whole meaning of life - the whole universe! A. Kuprin

98. Unrequited love is as different from mutual love as error is from truth. George Sand

99. True intimacy usually starts from afar. V. Zhemchuzhnikov

100. Love is the universal energy of life, which has the ability to turn evil passions into creative passions. N. Berdyaev