Student life is a wonderful time in the life of every young man and girl. It is the student years that are the most interesting and unforgettable. This time is filled with romance, carelessness. It is known that students live happily from session to session. Student life brings a lot of joy.
First, a person rejoices that he has become a student, then - new acquaintances and friends.
About 400 people study at our Krasnobakov Forest College. And many students show themselves from the best side: who dances, who sings, who goes in for sports and wins prizes. Students never stand still, but only move forward. The activity of student life directly depends on the work of the student council. What is the Student Council? The Student Council is a public association of students, which is a voluntary, self-governing, non-profit formation, created on the initiative of college students, based on their common interests. The mission of the student council is to educate in the spirit of tolerance, democracy, mutual exactingness, a healthy moral and psychological climate, morality, control and organization of educational activities, increase the efficiency and success of studies, and enhance the creative activity of students. The Student Council is the official representative of the student body in front of the administration. Its functions include: defending the interests of students, solving everyday issues (not only in college, but also in the hostel), helping to organize student holidays, always being aware of all events. The Student Council is the voice of today's active youth.
In addition, the Student Council faces other tasks:
Conducting various competitions to strengthen the team spirit of college students;
Attracting students to various types of activities in the college, such as volunteering, cultural events, sociological surveys;
Conducting surveys, round tables to identify the main problems of students;
Promoting a healthy lifestyle among students.
At the moment, Natalya Sekerina, a 3rd year student, is the chairman of the student council at KBLC. She says: “Participation in the work of the student council is first of all a great life experience that will always come in handy in life. You will be able to realize yourself in various areas of college life, whether it is holding concerts or preventive work among college students. It is also a wide circle of communication, work with different people, which teaches you to find an approach to each student. Of course, this is a difficult job that requires a lot of effort and free time, but it's all right when the work pays off.»
The life of students is fun, especially when they are rehearsing for various events. This is such a frantic pace, where you have to have time to master the material in academic disciplines and “not pick up” bad grades, as well as prove yourself during preparations for events: KVN, general class hours, holiday programs, contests, competitions and others. The guys from the KVN team of our college are very mobile and responsible. Several times they defended the honor of the college on different stages: in the native walls of KBLK, in the city of Vetluga, in the Republican Center for Children and Culture of the Republic of Kazakhstan. Red Bucks. Rehearsals were not easy for comedians, because humor is a serious matter, although at first it seems easy and carefree. It is necessary to work out every joke, miniature to such a level that it is understandable to the audience. Despite the difficulties, KVN workers cope with their tasks.
And how much more is worth experiencing! Student years are an adult and full life, which has not yet entered the rut of mediocrity and hopeless everyday life. This is the triumph of youth and health, the realization that all roads in the world are open to resolute and purposeful conquerors of the impossible. There are truly endless opportunities to choose your path.
It is this period that is the most significant and expensive in terms of accumulating knowledge, increasing the level of erudition. Student life is a great chance to see the world, it's time to make new acquaintances and find strong friendships for many, many years to come.
Student years are a wonderful time that gives a lot of discoveries, fun and allows you to make new friends. A student is a unique person who can not eat, not sleep, skip classes, and then take it and learn everything in a couple of nights. Although, there are jokes about this, that no matter how much a student studies and no matter how he prepares for exams, one night is still not enough for him to learn everything.
Student and session are inseparable concepts. But luck often smiles at students and helps them get the right ticket. During their studies, student people often complain about how hard it is for them to live, because they constantly lack scholarships and twice a year for a couple of weeks they have to become a superman. But as soon as they say goodbye to the university, they realize that it was the best time in their lives. Appreciate your student years, because they will fly by so quickly, and, alas, they will not return back.
We bring to your attention a selection of quotes and aphorisms about students. Put them in your statuses and remember that a student is not a vocation, but a state of mind!
Who was not a student
So do not understand:
How you want to eat!
How you want to sleep!
A student is a person who always wants to sleep and eat.
“Good!” said the professor and ruined the student's red diploma.
Better than good, can only be excellent!
Conscience is wealth, and students, as you know, are poor people.
If students have the audacity not to go to lectures, then there is no conscience to ask for a test.
Tired students are sleeping, books are sleeping ... Evil teachers with credits are waiting for the guys ... A harmful lecturer goes to bed so that we can dream at night ... Close your eyes, Za-be-wai ...)))
Students perceive couples as a place where you can sleep ...)
“And if in a whisper? ” - 95% of students thought when they learned about Google voice search!
During a test or exam, students are visited by many brilliant thoughts, but the necessary information does not come to mind ...
Students and money are compatible things, but rarely and not for long.
Student people are usually in poverty ...
A student is like a dog ... Eyes are smart, but he can’t say anything.
Only dogs are devoted to their owners, but students are not to study ...)
A student in the 1st year - at least they would not be expelled! On 2 - now they probably won't kick me out. At 3 - now they definitely won’t be kicked out! On 4 - let them just try! On 5 - yes, I myself will expel anyone you want!
The first 2 years the student works in his own name, the rest - the name works for the student!
The student counts everything else for a long time or does not count at all ...
We drink in different doses. We fall asleep in different positions. We remember different moments. It's all called the word "students"!
Students can sleep as they like: on the go, in class, even during the exam they can fall asleep
The student does not understand at first, and then gets used to it.
It's only sad when such students start teaching or treating people...
About doctors
Learning to be a doctor means learning to be human!
The profession of a doctor is one of the noblest!
A good student is a good doctor, a bad student is the Chief Physician!!!
Twins are always lucky...
It is enough to look through a textbook on medicine, for example, a practical course in surgery, to understand whether you are a doctor or not.
If you do not faint from the illustrations and understand the meaning of at least 2/3 of the words, then you can become a doctor ...)
And the diagnosis was incorrect, and the prescription for an inaccurate therapist ended up in the evening, Pharmacist-correspondence.
Medical students should study well, then they should treat people ...
In the operating room:
Doctor, it hurts!
- Quiet! We have an exam!!
If a medical student didn't faint during surgery, he has a future...)))
Medical students: "... you cut the meat, put it in a pan, fry it, somewhere between the second and third degrees of burns, you add vegetables to it..."
Medical thinking should be manifested even in everyday life!)))
“Doctor, I just found out I'm going to be operated on by a trainee.
Yes, surgery tomorrow.
- So it will kill ...
- And we will give him a bad mark for the exam ...)
Experience comes only with practice, you have to learn from someone ...)))
It is only the medical students of our group who can conduct a survey of the patient, and only after leaving the ward remember that they forgot to ask for the name.
And what hurts him, at least you didn’t forget to ask?)))
There is an artery in me that completely characterizes me - the same sleepy one.
There is such an artery in every person!
Preparing for an exam in pharmacology ... I have never wanted to clean, wash, bake pies, in general, anything, just not to teach ...
The student is ready for anything, just not to take exams at the medical faculty ...)
A selection of funny quotes
After what uni did to my brain, they should marry it.
Just pay him off first for the knowledge he gave you...)
Peace is peace! Student - beer!
You will not find a student who did not drink beer during the day with fire ...
A constantly cheating student learns from the mistakes of others.
You can't learn from someone else's mistakes as much as you learn from your own.
Students who failed the exam for the third time are asked to remove the stable expression “Live and learn” from the lexicon.
Do they think they won't have to study at work?)
The biggest student lie is the "Literature List".
In this list, students usually insert everything that is relevant to the topic, and not everything that they used.
If you want to lose weight - go to the students.
No gym helps to lose weight like a session.
The condom in the pocket of an excellent student Sidorov recently celebrated its third anniversary.
Conscientious study is good, but you should not forget about your personal life!
In our country, most people after graduating from a university do not work according to their specialization, a diploma, in fact, is a certificate confirming that its owner is not a fool.
This is where the question arises, why do you need a diploma at all?))
An old student tradition: every year my friends and I go to the session.
Well, let's hang out there...
But students have such a tradition twice a year.
Three student Z: Memorized, passed, forgot.
Students are probably afraid that the memory will not overflow)))
If you are a student, then there are a thousand possibilities before you. Find the strength in yourself to use at least one of them.
Probably the most fun and active times in a person's life are student years, years of accomplishments, loves, impulses and disappointments. Every day brings something new, unusual, fresh in perception. And it does not matter, even if you are no longer a student at all, the main thing inside is not to lose the thread that binds the student fraternity into one. I congratulate all students: former, present and future, and I wish you to spend this day in such a way that you have something to remember for a whole year, and better - all your life!
There is a special crazy and interesting time in life, the time of student life, when brilliant prospects open up, new acquaintances are captured. Let each of you take a full spoonful of the delight of a free exam and the fun of student parties. Happy student's day, dear conquerors of the heights of science!
Student's Day is a great holiday, when everyone can feel their “students” to the fullest! I wish you that the memories of your student years are always bright and colorful, study is easy, friendship from the student bench is the most faithful and strong, and the first student love is the purest and most beautiful.
Happy student day! Let the sessions pass, everything will be in order in the transcripts and the transitions from course to course will be painless! But this is not only the main thing in student life! May today's recklessness, courage and youth be with you for life, as well as friends with whom you will celebrate your professional holiday!
I wish science to go on without "tension", exams were held in one breath, friends appreciated, teachers respected, so that student years would be remembered as the best in life. I wish you good luck in all your endeavors, easy study, sincere love, real happiness and good, good health in order to endure all this.
Wake up! Stop snoring! Do not miss the only day of the year when you are in charge, not the teacher. Throw your textbooks into the far corner and relax! What are you saying? Did they lie there? Well, brother, then all the more come off today to the fullest! And tomorrow, shake off the dust of science from heavy tomes and good luck! Happy Student's Day to you!
May all student dreams come true on this day! All sessions and conscriptions to the army will be canceled, the record book will be filled with excellent grades, and couples will be reduced by 3 times and free attendance will be introduced! May we all become excellent specialists and find a good job! And also - we will never forget this day when we celebrate our holiday - Student's Day!
Today is student day! This holiday was celebrated by many generations, who comprehend science. Let the triumph of youth rage on this day, without restraining feelings and freedom. Remember that all sessions always give up, and when they turn out to be a sweet memory. The madness of youth, plans and wildest hopes is the most beautiful period of life, so feel free to celebrate. Hooray!
Happy holiday, Happy Student's Day! You deserve this holiday! Enjoy it in full, because it is so fleeting - student youth. But while enjoying, do not forget: tomorrow we will again fight for new knowledge. And in this battle you must become the winner! I wish you strength, vigor, eternal youth in your heart and common sense in your head. Happy Student's Day!
How often we laugh at jokes about students: often poor and hungry, sometimes drunk and truant, but always resourceful, smart and cheerful. I wish you resourceful answers to the most tricky questions of teachers, wisely skip classes and have fun celebrating today's holiday.
Hello student, Happy Holidays! Has the field been covered yet? After all, on Student's Day there will definitely be a reason for gatherings. If you passed the session - well, you need to wash it. If not, it’s bad, you can drink with grief. The main thing is not to go into yourself, but to spend this best day of the year with friends and girlfriends. Happy Student's Day, student! And prepare a note! I'll come and check!
Well, student, congratulations! Accept congratulations and wishes for easy study and carefree youth. Let everything come easy to you, with pleasure, let it please you every day, and not just Student's Day! May all your days be sunny, filled with joy and success. I wish true friends, mutual love and health!
They say student years are the best in life. What do you remember from your student years? What was the most important thing at that time?
Our correspondents asked these questions to the residents of the city and the region on the streets of Sergiev Posad on the eve of the Student's Day. And everyone immediately started smiling!
Edward:
- I was not a student, I was a cadet. The impressions are very good. It was very hard to serve and study, but only positive moments come to mind. Student's Day was not celebrated, somehow it was not necessary.
Nikita:
Student life is great! It is dear to communication with other people, obtaining interesting knowledge in the specialty of interest, all sorts of entertainment events that are held by students after class. But at school I was better and more fun. There were no worries at school.
Anna Gavrilovna:
- The happiest time! I only remember him. We got married when we were students, the wedding was in Moscow on April 1st. We got stuck in a traffic jam, it was raining, and our guests said: "It's the first of April, there won't be a wedding, they won't come." But we threw such a wedding, for two days! And still together.
Kirill:
- For me, the main thing was the very atmosphere of the student body, life in the hostel and informal communication with teachers. At a lecture, you talk to him like a teacher, and after class you can talk about an abstract topic.
Natalia:
- I liked that I had many friends, communication with peers, everything was close, everything was close. And I liked studying. Student's Day was celebrated, they gathered in a group, went to a cafe, somehow there was enough money!
Nina Leonidovna:
- The main thing is youth, interest in life, everything is still ahead. It was interesting to study. I studied at a music school, famous artists came to us, invited us to rehearsals at the theater. And at the school we put on concerts. This is the best time, and then the prose of life.
Ulyana:
“For me, the most important thing is learning, getting knowledge. Communication with friends, as such, no. I am a third-year student, I study part-time and work, there is absolutely no free time, and a taxi is waiting for me!
Kristina:
“Communication is probably the most important thing. That all the time together. Although our group is not very friendly, we celebrate some holidays together. I like college much more than school. And we are older, and there is more freedom.
Natalya Petrovna:
- I studied at the medical institute in Vitebsk, lived in a hostel. We had a lot of fun, we cooked food in the common kitchen, ate it together, prepared for classes together, sat in the library, went to evenings and concerts, participated in all events, made a huge newspaper on six sheets of Whatman paper ... It was a stormy, stormy life !
Alexander:
- KVN, sports events, student team will be remembered. When you do not see someone for a long time, for example, after the summer holidays, it is interesting to talk. Yes, and I like studying quite well. The session, however, is nervous, there is not enough time.
Catherine:
— I am in my first year of study, for me the main thing so far is study. Passed the first session. I realized that either the exams are still very far away, or they are already tomorrow. The prospect of future work, however, scares. It is not known whether you will have to work in your specialty.
Alexander Alexandrovich:
“Student life is different. If students live in a hostel, their life is very difficult. It seems to them that everything is easy, they broke free, but in fact it is difficult without parents. It is better if the student studies full-time and often comes home. Then he is always in sight. Student life is free, some become unmanageable.
Danila:
- I studied in Moscow on a correspondence course. We rarely saw each other, we came together twice a year, walked around Moscow, celebrated the passing of exams. Exams were fun, and learning was fun, everyone was happy with each other.
Olesya:
— I'm still in school, but my friends are students. It seems to me that on Student's Day everyone should have fun, posters should hang: “Hurrah! Student's day!" There should be some institutions open specifically for students, some events should be held so that they feel good. You can organize a holiday at each university.
Alexei:
- I remember my studies and, of course, my group. The group was friendly, and I went to university with more pleasure than to school. We met only once so far, more, unfortunately, it did not work out. And it's been two years since graduation. Student's Day has always been celebrated by a group, right at the university.
Svetlana:
It was fun, there were no worries. Only exams, and no more worries. Well, cook food, but everyone has such worries. Most importantly, it was fun. And the group was not very friendly, but the holidays were celebrated with friends. And Students' Day too. There are many students, let them have their own holiday.
Raisa Vasilievna:
- It was fun, everything pleased: both deuces and fives. I studied here, at the film school, it was very good. Good teaching staff and good principal. We often went to Moscow, did laboratory work there, climbed all over Moscow. They were young, they liked everything!
Natasha:
- I really enjoyed studying. I studied at the Ivanteevsky Technical School as a fashion designer, we went to Leningrad and Moscow to various exhibitions. I didn’t live in a hostel, I went home every day, so it’s hard for me to say about student life. Of course, there were friends, but now they have all parted.
Galina AKHSAHALYAN,
photo by Eliana GUNINA.
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Student years. January 24, 2013 in the assembly hall of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic" a meeting of students and teachers with the Vice Prime Minister of Ukraine Konstantin Grishchenko took place.
Rector of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic", Professor Yuriy Bobalo introduced the guest as an outstanding diplomat, who graduated with honors from the Moscow State Institute of International Relations in 1975, held various diplomatic positions, and was the Minister of Foreign Affairs. “This is not the first time Konstantin Grishchenko has been at the Lviv Polytechnic - he has been giving lectures to international students for a long time,” Yuriy Bobalo noted.
Speaking to the student and teaching audience of a higher educational institution, Konstantin Grishchenko noted: “The Polytechnic brilliantly combines the best educational traditions with the high dynamics of educational processes. Even during the short time spent at Lviv Polytechnic, I felt the spirit of Europe, which fills this glorious educational institution, the spirit of creative work, freedom of speech, self-reliance. By participating in international scientific and technical cooperation, European educational and research projects, student exchange programs, Lviv Polytechnic does no less than the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and other departments for Ukraine's entry into the European scientific, technical and humanitarian space.
In his speech, Konstantin Grishchenko shared his own vision of reforming education, in particular higher education. He spoke in favor of reducing the number of universities, primarily through the voluntary association of universities, academies, institutes that train students of related specialties in one region. “Our higher education institutions should not be diploma factories. We cannot wait 50 years until this system is self-regulating,” he stressed.
Students of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic" had the opportunity to ask the guest a question. Among other things, they inquired about the process of creating bills that regulate higher education in Ukraine. Providing an answer, Konstantin Ivanovich noted that the long passage of the draft law on higher education in the Verkhovna Rada is due, in particular, to differences in views on the reform of higher education among the rectors and deputies. The Vice Prime Minister stressed that he would support only the bill that would provide the widest possible academic and economic autonomy to higher education institutions, but along with a clear formula for the responsibility of leaders for the quality of education.
During the meeting, students were interested in the prospects for studying and internships abroad. “The government, the relevant Ministry are taking care of expanding such programs. But priority should be given to those specialties that the labor market of Ukraine needs. First of all, it concerns technical and engineering specialties. A good education can also be obtained in Ukraine, if there is a desire to study...”, Konstantin Grishchenko answered.
