Eh, My Friends, I read ... Your comments about the previous post ... Which, in general, was expected ;-) But today - ONLY ABOUT PLEASANT, ABOUT EASY AND LIGHT!!! As they wished me - "you need to carry something pleasant and light, not heavy and sad" ... QUOTATIONS FROM THE "DIAMOND HAND" ... ALMOST EVERYTHING ... Because it is relevant, in connection with ... and with meaning ;-)))

Yes Yes Yes!!! This is the Diamond Arm. Ship "Mikhail Svetlov". Everyone remembers from the movie... And, yesterday, after watching the news... I found out that AFTER THE PROHIBITION ON TRANSPORTATION BETWEEN RUSSIA AND GEORGIA... this famous ship also SUFFERED!!!

Yes, yes, yes ... It was he who carried out regular flights between SOCHI and BATUMI !!!

AND FOR THE MOOD TO BECOME EVEN BETTER - THE MOST FAVORITE QUOTATIONS FROM THE "DIAMOND HAND" MOVIE... WHO WOULD FIND ANOTHER AND ADD - I WILL BE ONLY HAPPY!!! ALL THE BEST UNDER THE CAT

QUOTATIONS - IN ROLES - ("DIAMOND HAND")

ALMOST A COMPLETE COLLECTION

ANDREY MIRONOV
Rousseau tourist - morality, Fershtein?
Tsigel, tsigel, comrades! Ai-lu-lu
Lelik, only without hands!
Chief, everything is gone, the plaster is being removed, the client is leaving, I will kill him!!!
Good boy…
Get out of here boy, don't interfere!
The game will not fly away, it is fried!
Take care of your hand, Senya!
Senya, urgently explain to a friend why Volodya shaved off his mustache.
Shiort, take it!

YURY NIKULIN
Shel. Slipped. Fell. Closed fracture. Lost consciousness. Woke up - plaster!
How could you think such a thing? You, my wife, the mother of my children! Oh, woe to me!
I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid!
Perhaps I will even be awarded ... posthumously ("sniffing")
And your mustache has peeled off ...
I should have been in his place ... - Get drunk - you will
Don't you have the same one, only without the wings?
We will look for (robe) with mother-of-pearl buttons

ANATOLY PAPANOV
Babe - flowers, children - ice cream!
I will hit gently, but hard!
Even teetotalers and ulcers drink at someone else's expense
Strike iron without leaving the cash register
Calm down, Kozlodoev, let's all sit down!
If a person is an idiot, then this is for a long time.
Toilet type toilet, marked on the plan with the letters "Em" and "Jo ..."
One tablet is enough!
Signature-protocol, passed-accepted, fingerprints!
Schaub you are dead! Schaub I saw you at the coffin in white slippers!
Schaub you lived on one salary!
Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning
The boss gives us the opportunity to rehabilitate ...
I'll go and collect some junk ... it's time to tear the bones.
There is no such husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor for at least an hour!

NONNA MORDYUKOVA
And this strange phrase - A dog is a man's best friend.
We have a building manager - a friend of man
Our people don't take taxis to the bakery!
Our home is fighting for high rank- at home high culture and life
Whoever takes a pack of tickets will get a water pump!
Give out lottery tickets. And if they don’t take it, we’ll turn off the gas!
And I would not be surprised if your husband secretly ... visits his mistress (in original script- goes to synagogue

NINA GREBESHKOVA
I understood everything! You don't have a closed, but an open fracture!
How could he?! How could I not understand. He was tortured!

SVETLANA SVETLICHNAYA
I'm not guilty! He himself came!
"Ksiva"?! "Haza"?!... "Client"?!
I have almost the same coat...

DIALOGUES. OTHER PHRASES FROM "The Diamond Hand"
- Senya, what do you have there ?!
- Gold, diamonds!

Senya, where did you get all this?!
- FROM THERE ... FROM - FROM THERE?! ...
- FROM THERE ... But we don't care ...

Would you leave such a woman?!
- I am not, but he is an “exemplary family man”!

Lelik, this is unhygienic!
- But cheap, reliable and practical!

The client is maturing, be ready!
- Always ready, idiot!

I need to take a bath, have a cup of coffee...
- You will have a bath, you will have coffee, there will be cocoa with tea, let's go to the chef !!!

Well, you will be with us in Kolyma ...
- No, it's better you come to us ...

Do you have the same title as Misha?
- How ... What?
- Lieutenant...
- Yes, - lieutenant, senior me ... (coolly shifting the steering wheel of the car)

Comrade senior lieutenant, allow me to address you by rank in front of my wife?!
- No, I can’t go for that, I need to consult with the boss!
- With Michal Ivanovich?
- Yes, with Michal Ivanovich!

Ducks are flying, ducks are flying...
- And ... two geese ...

Daddy, can't you find a light?!
- A.. Hm..Ahhh (inaudible)...
- Are you dumb?!
- Yes
- Then it's clear…

Maybe it's necessary?
- No need!
- Maybe worth it?
- Don't!
- Let me at least...
- But try this, you are entrusted with this operation. Act!!!

With a flick of the wrist, the trousers turn... the trousers turn... Into elegant shorts...

Who ordered a taxi to Dubrovka?! And there is only one way!

Why did you shave off your mustache, fool?! With a mustache, well, the spitting image of Vaska Krynkin. Are you!

Swimsuit ... "Mini-bikini-69" (oh, if not for the year, but for the pose ...)

P.S. Some "spelling violation" is associated with "indescribable phonetics of pronunciation" ...

http://uzflowers.narod.ru/phrase/ruka.htm
(SOUND PHRASE CONVERSION)

BONUS, NOT EVEN TWO SUPERBONUSES... FOR READING UP TO THIS :-)))

"THE SONG ABOUT HARES"
(author L. Derbenev, A. Zatsepin, Spanish Yu. Nikulin)

In the dark blue forest where aspens tremble
Where the leaves fall from the sorcerer oaks
Hares mowed grass in the clearing at midnight
And at the same time they sang strange words

Let us be afraid of the wolf and the owl
We have a case - in the most terrible hour
We mow magic tryn-grass

And the sorcerer oaks whisper something in the fog
In the filthy swamps, someone's shadows rise
Hares mow grass, tryn-grass in a clearing
And from fear they sing a song faster and faster

And we don't care, we don't care
We firmly believe in the ancient rumor
Brave will be the one who three times a year
At the most terrible hour mows tryn-grass

And we don't care, we don't care
We will become braver and more courageous than a lion
We stand now in the most terrible hour
All misfortunes will be tryn-grass.

SONG "ISLAND OF BAD LUCK"
(Spanish A.Mironov)

All covered with green
Absolutely all
Island of bad luck
There is in the ocean.
Island of bad luck
There is in the ocean.
All covered with green
Absolutely all

There live the unfortunate
People are savages.
Terrible on the face
Good inside.
Terrible on the face
Good inside.
There live the unfortunate
People are savages.

Seen on Monday
Their mother gave birth.
What they don't
Things are not going.
What they don't
Things are not going.
Seen on Monday
Their mother gave birth.

Crocodile not caught
coconut not growing
Crying, praying to God
Spare no tears.
Crying, praying to God
Spare no tears.
Crocodile not caught
coconut not growing

On this occasion
From night to dawn
The unlucky ones cry
People are savages
And the poor weep
And curse trouble
On what day I don't know
In no year.

Words of love you spoke to me
In the city of stone
And the lanterns with yellow eyes
We were led through the fog.
I didn't know how to love before
Fiery, fiery.
In my soul carelessly you
Woke up the volcano.

SONG "HELP ME"
(Spanish: Aida Vedischeva)

Help me! Help me!
Call on the yellow-eyed night.
You see, it's dying, the heart is dying
In the fire-breathing lava of love.

The parrot threatened us mysteriously
palm branch,
And the city drank spicy cocktails,
Drinking and waiting for news.
You called me smart
sweet girl,
None could understand that you were joking
You are with a volcano of passions.

Help me! Help me!
Call on the yellow-eyed night.
You see, it's dying, the heart is dying
In the fire-breathing lava of love.

Jamaican rum smells like twilight
blue, long,
And the city of stone is still
Drinking and waiting for news.
Sunset painted the street again
Wonderful colors.
But the storm clouds are swirling
Above the volcano of passions.

Help me! Help me!
Call on the yellow-eyed night.
You see, it's dying, the heart is dying
In the fire-breathing lava of love.

"Girl with No Address"
Masik wants vodka!
I'm not a man! I am a responsible tenant

"Girls"
Get out of here! And then I ... spoons disappear!
- Do you love?
-- Whom?!
- Buckwheat!!
In vain sit, until next spring apartments are not expected!
Here I go I am beautiful along the street, and the men around fall and fall and fall ... And they themselves stack in piles !!!
And for me - so one is better! I want to eat halva, I want gingerbread!!!
I kept thinking, how do noses get in the way of kissing? And now I see - do not interfere.
And they don't wear a headdress.
- Fatter and thicker...
- Like everyone else!
I fed you, Hope for my own head!
I always had fives in soups ...

"The Diamond Arm"
I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid!
"Chief, it's all gone, it's all gone!" The plaster is removed, the client is leaving!
-- CALMLY!
SEMYON SEMENYCH!
And please, Semyon Semyonovich... No amateur performances!
I'm not guilty! He himself came!
Must bite for real big fish
- You will be with us, in Kolyma - you are welcome!
- No, it's better you come to us!
As one of my acquaintances said ... a dead man ... "I knew too much"
For children - ice cream, for a woman - flowers. Look, do not confuse, Kutuzov!
Tsigel, tsigel, comrades! Ai-lu-lu
Rousseau tourist! The face of morality! Fershtein?
- Guys, I should be in his place ...
- Get drunk - you will!
How could you think such a thing? You, my wife, the mother of my children! Oh, woe to me!
- Lelik, this is unhygienic!
-- But cheap, reliable and practical!
-- The client is maturing, be ready!
"Always ready, you idiot!"
Shel. Slipped. Fell. Closed fracture. Lost consciousness. Woke up - plaster!
Drop your jokes! You don't have a closed, an open fracture!
- Your mustache has come off!
- Spashibo...
As our dear chef says, "Forge iron without leaving the cash register"!
I need to take a bath, have a cup of coffee...
- You will have a bath, you will have coffee, you will also have cocoa with tea, let's go to the boss !!!
Champagne in the morning drink or aristocrats or degenerates!
Our people don't take taxis to the bakery!
Senya, quickly explain to your friend why Volodya shaved off his mustache!
The game will not fly away, it is fried!
Strictly to the north, about 50 meters, there is a toilet-type toilet, marked with the letters Em and Jo!
Don't you have the same one, only without the wings?
One tablet is enough!
So that you live on one salary!
- Here in London, for example, a dog is a man's best friend.
- And we have a house manager - a friend of man!
I wouldn't even be surprised if it turns out that your husband is secretly visiting his mistress!
Whoever takes a pack of tickets will get a water pump!
Damn it!!
Song about rabbits!
It's also a strange phrase... "A dog is a man's best friend..."
Even ulcers and teetotalers drink at someone else's expense!
- Lelik, stop, I'll get out!
"Calm down, Kazladoev, let's all sit down!"
- Xiva?
-- The passport
- Haza?
-- Hotel "Atlantic
-- Client?
-- Photography! S-s-s .. What a woman!!
As our dear chef, Mykhal Yvanych, said, "Forge iron without leaving the cash register"!
What are you, deaf-mute?
-- Yes!
"Maybe it's wine!"
- It would be nice ... Beer!
-- Not! Only wine!
-- What if...
- Don't!
- I see... Then it may be necessary...
-- No need!
-- Clear. Allow me at least...
-- Try this one!
Signature-protocol, passed-accepted, fingerprints!
Let's remove the gypsum, gut it and full order!
About hares - this is not relevant!
Gesha, would you refuse such a woman?
...and pants easily turn... pants turn... pants turn into... elegant shorts!
NO! I can't go for this! I need to consult with the chief!
“Understood, Kazladoeu?!” - KazAdoev!
- KazlAdoeu!
I will hit hard, but gently
Fedya, I ordered game!
There is no bite on the Black Stones! Cool I charantee!
-- What you have there?!
- Gold, diamonds!
I'll go and collect some junk ... it's time to tear the claws.
What follows is an untranslatable pun using local idiomatic expressions.
If a person is an idiot, then this is for a long time.
Get out of here boy, don't interfere!
There is no such husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor for at least an hour! ..
Hands up! Wallpaper! I will kill!
Schaub you are dead! Schaub I saw you at the coffin in white slippers!
Take care of your hand, Senya!

"Be My Husband"
Behave yourself, we're seeing him for the first time!!!
Girl, we didn't lie next to you?
Actually, I myself can, but it's much nicer when a woman strokes.
We - women, must be invincible in the south!
Until all the circumstances are clarified, no one takes you for anyone!
-- Do you want some tea?
Thank you, I don't use it at work.
- I am very glad to see you!
-- Oh! Will hit again...
All in place!!! Give up!!! Money up front!!!
"You never dreamed"
And I'm lying here, smoking in the window

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Fish Street, Rybna Street, Chikanook Pharmacy...
- Lelik, I remember everything perfectly!
- Everything must be authentic: fell, cursed ...
- "Hell!" Uh, sorry - "Damn it!"
- Look, do not confuse! Trauma, it's true...
As our dear chief says, the main thing in our business is this very realism!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Well, it's time, tourist!

Do you take any souvenirs with you?
- No no no no no!
- I took it.
- Vodka?

But I love a song about hares.
- About whom?
- About hares.
- Senya, about hares - this is not relevant!

Tsigel-tsigel, ah-lu-lu...

Lady, signora, frau, miss, unfortunately nothing will come of it!
Rousseau tourist - the face of morale...
Fershtein?..

The password is old - "Damn it!?
- Damn it!
- Is he definitely from the ship "Mikhail Svetlov"?
- We were told so.
- The ship will leave in an hour!
- /* Expressively expressed not in our way: pinto. pastuzzo chachacha trucadello pizza!*/Shut up!
- /* It will be expressed even more expressively: porco madonna di mind besto feather bako castella de membrano gemaro incheso sarvelo chetz khan fool! */
Sorry, got excited...

I do not drink...
- Did you read the section "For the home, for the family" in the "Nedelya"?
Doctors recommend: soothes nervous system dilates blood vessels. Drink.

Slipped, fell, closed fracture, lost consciousness, woke up - plaster.

Take care of your hand, Senya, take care of it!

What to do - such is ce la vie, as they say ...

As our favorite chef says, if a person is an idiot, then this is for a long time.

Only without hands!

I should probably...
- No need! He agreed?
- Agreed! Now here's a proposal. What if...
- Don't!
- It's clear. Then you might need...
- No need!
- I see ... Allow me at least ...
- Try this!

How is it possible to cut a plaster of paris from a person imperceptibly?
- Can. I really don't know how they will work.
But a person can be drunk, lulled, stunned.
Well, in general, from an insensible body. Finally - from the corpse.
- Whose corpse?

No, I'm not a coward. But I'm afraid. I'm afraid if I can, can I?

Semyon Semyonitch!

What's up with your hand?

You don't know how to lie, Senya!
You don't have a closed fracture. What, what do you have there?
- Gold, diamonds!
- Stop those jokes! You don't have a closed, but an open fracture!

You have to kill for this!
- Lyolik, only without hands, I'll fix everything!
- May you die! So that I can see you in a coffin in white slippers! So that you live on one salary!

And I'm telling you - our yards are not planned for festivities!
- And for what?
- For aesthetics!
- Where can he go for a walk?
- You have been given a separate apartment, and walk there!

I don’t know how it is in London, I haven’t been. Maybe a dog is a man's best friend!
And we have a building manager - a friend of man!

Hello, dad, can't you find a light?
- Aaa.
Are you deaf and dumb, or what?
- Yes.
- Clear.

Just do not fuss: the children - ice cream, his woman - flowers. Look, do not confuse, Kutuzov!
Idiot, ice cream kids!

Dad's there is not at all what he says to everyone.
- And what?
- After all, he has not a closed, but an open fracture!

Good boy...

With a slight movement of the hand, the trousers turn ... the trousers turn ...
pants turn into elegant shorts!
sorry, little technical glitch...

Lyolik, but it's not aesthetically pleasing.
- But cheap, reliable and practical!

Don't worry, Kozadoev!
- Kozodoev!
- Kozladoev! I will hit gently, but hard!

Yes...poor fellow.
Guys, I should have been in his place!
- Get drunk - you will!

Our people don't take taxis to the bakery!

Uncle, why are you shouting?
- Get out of here, boy, don't interfere...

And well, puppy, aside, get out of here!

Fly ducks... Fly ducks...
- And two geese...
- Hmm, the boss gives us the opportunity to rehabilitate. Place of operation under code name"Game"...
- How?
- Game! .. he determined the summer restaurant "Weeping Willow". Directly to the north, about 50 meters, there is a toilet-type toilet, indicated on the diagram by the letters "me" and "jo".

The asphalt path leading to the toilet passes by the puff where I will be.

As our dear chief says, even teetotalers and ulcers drink at someone else's expense!

Please, a hundred pieces, only in a row.
- O! Whoever takes a pack of tickets will receive ...
- Water tower. Quit your stupid campaigning, I'm not buying tickets to win!
- And for what?
- Newspapers must be read!
- And what?
- Hmm...

Distribute among the residents of our Housing Office!
- What if...
- And if they don't take it, we'll turn off the gas.

What's wrong with your head?
- Money!
- Semyon Semyonitch.
- Understood!

Since the war, he did not hold military weapons ...
- Well, it's not combat, but rather psychological. If necessary, you can scare, give a signal. Loaded with blanks.
- Give me one combat!

I didn't recognize you either...
- Yes?
- Yes! Why did you shave off your mustache?
- What?
- I say - why did you shave off your mustache, fool?
- Who?
- Do you know why Volodya shaved off his mustache?
- Mustache? Senya, quickly explain to your friend why Volodya shaved off his mustache?

Well, you will be with us in Kolyma - you are welcome!
No, it's better for you to join us.

And the game?
- The game will not fly away, it is fried.

Well, you'll have to take action. So what to do? Drunkenness - fight!

After returning from there, your husband has become different!
The pernicious influence of the West...
These toys are idiotic!
And this strange phrase: "A dog is a man's best friend." Weird, to say the least...

And this? Elements sweet life.
And you know, I won't be surprised if tomorrow it turns out that your husband is secretly visiting his mistress!

Enough, only aristocrats or degenerates drink champagne in the morning!

Let's go to the boss!
- In this form, I can not ...
I have to take a bath, have a cup of coffee...
- There will be a bath for you, there will be coffee, there will be cocoa with tea. Go!

How could you think such a thing? You are my wife, mother of my children! Oh my God! Woe to me!
What, what should I have thought?
- Anything but this!

Shut up, unfortunate! Be quiet!

it state secret. I received a pistol and money to carry out a responsible special task.
- What?
- I can't tell you that! Bye.
When the time comes, you will know everything. Maybe I'll even be awarded... posthumously...

Tell me, please, do you have the same, but without wings?
- Unfortunately no.
- No Yes? Will seek.

You do not have the same, but with mother-of-pearl buttons?
- Unfortunately no.
- No Yes? Will seek...

The client has arrived!

Lelik, what if he leaves now?
Gesha, would you leave such a woman?
- I - no, but he is a faithful husband!

As our dear chief says, there is no such husband who would not dream of becoming a bachelor for at least an hour!

I'm not guilty! He himself came!

And what, all ten years he drank, rowdy, and, so to speak, morally decayed?
- Well, no, you know, all this time he skillfully disguised himself as decent person!
I don't believe him!
- But if you know a person well, you should always trust him.
- Oh no, I believe that a person should be trusted only as a last resort!

Chief, it's all gone, it's all gone!!!
The plaster is removed, the client is leaving!

Who ordered a taxi to Dubrovka?

Lieutenant, senior me...

No, I can't go for that!
- Comrade Senior...
- Not!!! I need to talk to the boss! With the authorities!
- With Michal Ivanovich?
- With Michal, Ivanych.

I begin to act without noise and dust, according to the newly approved plan.

As our dear chef, Mikhal Ivanovich, says: strike iron without leaving the cash register!

You ... mustache peeled off ...
- Thank you...
- Hands up!

Time is money! As the saying goes, when you see money, don't waste time.
Strike iron without leaving the cash register!

As one of my acquaintances, a dead man, said: "I knew too much" ...

Calm down, Kozladoev! Let's all sit down!

KONE FILMATS!

In "Chief, everything is gone! The cast is being removed, the client is leaving! .."

All my clients are divided into two parts. The first (most) addresses me when they life story stumbles upon some big and intractable problem. The second (there are fewer of them) are regular customers. Whether things are good or bad, I have them once a month. I think that they treat a fortune teller in the same way as they treat a dentist or a manicurist: if you like it or not, and since the diary says "coloring, haircut, eyebrows," then you have to go.

And I also have one unique client who is not included in these groups and generally does not fall under any classifications. A very rich uncle, 54 years old. Made a fortune in the 1990s and, unlike many greedy and stupid, retired in time. Now he lives for his own pleasure, realizes what he dreamed about when he was a kid. Travels the world. Collects English cars. He writes books on the topics of futurology and world backstage, publishes them himself (graphomania, of course, pure water- but who cares?).

What is its uniqueness for me? The fact that E.I. consults with me on almost all issues. Two or three visits per month. And phone calls pieces 10-12, no less. At the same time, for some reason, he does not really like to be present at fortune-telling. I suspect that the world of subtle energies strains him its unpredictability and lack of control. He himself is a great lover of order, planning of affairs and life according to a predetermined scenario. And then the third day he calls, asks him to accept and tell fortunes on the Tarot. So, indeed, something important, not from passing questions.

In the evening he arrived. During the conversation, it quickly became clear that E.I. had decided to move to the European Union. It is warm in Spain, life is inexpensive, everything is nearby ("everything" turned out to be ocean beaches in Portugal and North Africa where he likes to travel). Italy is also good: cultural monuments, architectural masterpieces, life in a small village ... And France is close to him - more precisely, Paris. (Although what did he find there? I didn’t like it there so much - dirt, mountains of rubbish, the subway is just creepy). And Germany is also an attractive option: automobile museums and car antique festivals. And also -Austria, Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Greece...

This choice surprised me. It is clear why - a person wanted diversity. But why? It turned out that E.I. was afraid that Russia, as it had already been under the communists, would fence itself off from the whole world with a high wall. And then the dear heart of E.I. EU, and the rest of the world will again become inaccessible to him. Moreover, the EU policy in recent times- this is constant pressure on Russia, there is no smell of attempts to reconcile and develop together for mutual benefit.

Understanding how important this fortune-telling is for my client, I made one alignment ahead of time, alone. And two more - with him. The layouts are not the easiest to come out. Many inverted positions and an abundance of pentacles surrounded by senior suits. It seems that the situation is now balancing between two equally possible outcomes. European politics Russia has not yet used a small part of its "trump cards" - the growing dominance of the sea is the prospect of some naval victory(Crimea? Sevastopol?). EU policy is also, as it were, hiding in a fog of uncertainty and empty words. The west side is literally the whole covered with pages: business connections, acquisition, money growth, but also dangerous meetings, responsible choice, high probability of a fatal mistake.

The European Union is trying to maintain a formidable expression and talk to Russia without hiding aggression in internal pockets. But in all this there is much more ostentatious play, cunning and manipulation (seven and eight of Swords with an inverted Page of Swords and the King of Pentacles). Therefore, E.I., I firmly, without internal doubts, advised all "European" plans to be postponed for the time being. Although the policy of the EU is deceitful and two-faced, it is obvious that the EU is looking for contacts and wants positive interaction with Russia. There is no talk of any wall of alienation in the short term. Russia is and will be part of the whole world.

Focusing on the EU's bad news is, of course, not bad: pessimism is, to some extent, a sign of prudence. But the "thaw" in the European Union will come very soon, because all the feelings of the EU (and the whole policy of the EU, if we are completely honest) are involved in the very pentacles that a great lot fell out in the layout. And these are all symbols of the power of money, the acquisition of material values, stability, prosperity and wealth. So without Russia, the EU will not move anywhere.

And it came up with such a valuable client as E.I. to leave somewhere! Gave an antique silver candlestick. Nothing like that, but - not to my taste. Too "thick", shapeless and baroque - I like a stricter style.

Not every film succeeds after years keep such huge interest to himself, and even more so to such a genre as comedy. The film "Diamond Arm" by Leonid Gaidai seems to be capable of this. The sparkling humor of the main characters of the film has never lost its relevance, and the game of the main actors delights to this day. We continue our spring mood, remember the most best jokes legendary comedy.

THE DIAMOND ARM - THE BEST MOVIE QUOTES

Fell, cursed, look, do not confuse ... injury, everything is reliable! As our dear chief says in our business - the main thing is this very realizm ...

Are you crazy?
- She calls me somewhere - something happened!
- Tsigel, tsigel, ah-lu-lu!
- Ah-lu-lu then. No, no, no, not at all...
- But why?! Does she need anything?
- What she needs, I'll tell you later ... Lady! Senora! Frau! Miss! Unfortunately, nothing will come of it! Rousseau tourist! The face of morality! Fershtein?!

What follows is an untranslatable pun using local idiomatic expressions.

I think, Semyon Semyonitch, that every person is capable of much. But, unfortunately, not everyone knows what he is capable of.

But I was in London ... so there the dog is a man's best friend!
- I don’t know how it is in London - I haven’t been ... Maybe there a dog is a man’s friend. And we have a building manager - a friend of man!

As one of my acquaintances ... the dead man said ... "I knew too much"

Gesha: I have to take a bath, drink a cup of coffee.
Lelik: There will be a bath for you, there will be coffee, there will be cocoa with tea!

- Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning!

Just don't fuss: children - ice cream, his woman - flowers! Look, do not confuse! .. Kutuzov!

Both teetotalers and ulcers drink at someone else's expense

You will be with us in Kolyma - you are welcome!
- No, it's better you come to us ...

Time is money. As the saying goes, when you see money, don't waste time.

As our dear chef says, strike iron without leaving the cash register!
(Lelik)

As our boss says, if a person is an idiot, then this is for a long time!
(Lelik)

- Senya, quickly explain to a friend why Volodya shaved off his mustache ...

Dad, can't you find a light?
- S…m…x…
- Are you a deaf-mute or what?
- Yes!!!
- Clear.

Lyolik, this is not aesthetically pleasing ...
- But cheap, reliable and practical!

Don't worry, Kazladoev...
- KazAdoev!
- KazLAdoev! I will hit gently ... but firmly!

Tell me, do you have the same one, only without wings?
- Unfortunately, there is no…
- Not? Will seek…

- Don't you have the same one, but with pela... mother-of-pearl buttons?
- Unfortunately no.
- Will seek…

Toilet type "toilet", indicated on the diagram by the letters "Mae" and "Jo".

Lyolik, the client is maturing. Be ready!
- Always ready! Moron…

This yours??!
- M-ma-yo...
- Where?!!
- At-there...
- Recruited!!!

And what is your rank?
“Wh…what rank?”
- How is Volodya? Police lieutenant?
“Lieutenant… Senior… I… Yeah…

You have to cut your claws. The authorities ordered to change the point, to relocate.

Your mustache has come off...
- Pf ... Thank you ...

Lelik, stop, I'll get out!
- Calm down, Kazladoev, let's all sit down!

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