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Forgive me for disturbing you, but I must tell you terrible news.
My gloves were taken away in a cafe today.
And I fell in love with another.
Do you understand me, Shurik?

But now, it's done! Just don't mind me and don't need scenes!

Probably lying!
- Oh, how stupid! To insult a person out of jealousy!
He can't lie every minute.

However, I am amazed at your calmness!
And you know, Shurik, somehow he even wants to make a scandal!
- Don't.
- You think?
- Sure.

However, you have character! If I were your wife, I would also leave!
- If you were my wife, I would hang myself!

What? Oh, you arrogant, arrogant, unwashed egoist!
- Who is this unwashed?

I successfully entered!

Citizens, keep money in a savings bank, if, of course, you have it!

When you speak, Ivan Vasilyevich, the impression is that you are delirious!

There is nothing suspicious in this device. I just invented a time machine.
In a word, I can penetrate space and go into the past.

Why are you looking at me like that, dear father? There are no patterns on me, and the flowers do not grow.
- I am tormented by vague doubts.

And what is your last name?
- I am an artist of large and small academic theaters!
And my surname, my surname is too famous for me to call it.

Looks! You will wipe a hole on me.

You ignored my question regarding the tape recorder.
- Fie on you!

Fie on you again.

I'm worried.
- Come on, I'm here!

Look! After all, this is Ivan the Terrible!
- Go you!

BUT!!! Demons! Demons! Demons!
- Get down! Get down, get down! Get lost!

Alas, alas for me, a sinner! Woe to me, damned murderer!
Oh, evil spirit...

Walled up, walled up, demons!

This is what the life-giving cross does!

Where is the king?
- Have a snack!

Oh, don't lie, oh, don't lie! You lie to the king!

Taste and you from my cup!
- Why is it?
- Take it!

Their heads will be cut off and the whole business.
- And just business. BUT?
- Yes, the dog is with them!

Live to take demons!

Well, how?
- Oh, it doesn't look like it! Oh, scam!

Let me tie up my teeth, or something. My misfortune! Like this. You see, that face is smarter!
- I'll ask you not to touch your face!

There were demons. We do not deny this. But they self-destructed. So I ask you to stop this stupid panic. Who are you?

Don't bother the king.

Yes, tell them not to hurry back.
- Let them take Kazan on the way back. Well, not to go twice.

Karp Savelich! I just don't believe my luck.
- Wait for me and I will come back.

Boris to the kingdom?

So he, the evil one, paid for the most evil thing?
Did you want to reign and rule everything? Ooh... Guilty of death!

Have you offended the boyar? Smerd.

Whose will you be?
- Excuse me, comrade artist, but what is it - whose?
- Whose slave, I ask?
- Sorry, but I don't understand you!
- Wow, you stupid asshole!

Did you seduce the boyar?
- I. Az am. My life.
- What is your life, stinking dog! You look at yourself! Life!

Ah, boyar, beauty is molded, scarlet with lips, eyebrows of the union.
What else do you need, dog?
- You don't need anything, nothing.
- Well, get married, horonyaka, the prince lets her go.

Oh, what a beauty! Lepota.

Enter citizen ambassador!

What, what? Kemsky volost?
- Oh, ya, ya, Kemska volost. Oh ya ya

What are you, father, crawling?
- Ah ... The ambassador lost his knightly order from his chest.
- You can't be so distracted. You need to look after things when you enter the room.

You didn't take? Or maybe rolled over the throne? Well there is no way.

Again I am tormented by vague doubts. Shpak has a tape recorder, the ambassador has a medallion.
- What are you implying? I ask you, what are you hinting at, royal muzzle?

Wait a minute! At whose expense is this banquet? Who will pay?

Ah, twisted hare kidneys, pike heads with garlic.
Black caviar! Red! Yes... Overseas caviar... Eggplant!

Ivan Vasilyevich, look how they treated my apartment!
It's all the same, all the same, that is acquired by overwork, everything is lost!

Yes, what is it, huh? Well, go home, alcoholic!
- Leave me, old woman, I'm sad.

Hello. King... Very nice.
King, very nice, king.
Very nice, hello king.
Very nice, king.
King, very nice.
Hello king, very nice.

I think we met somewhere.
- What are you weaving, you bastard?
- But but but! Man! Man! Waiter! Kidneys once to the queen.

And yet you are in labor, everything is in labor, great sovereign, like a bee!
- Margo, you are the only person who understands me.

Well, another glass under the pike head?

Why are you, maestra, silent? Come on, give us something!

Eh, Marfusha, should we be sad?

Everyone dances!

Dear autocrat, we are lost!
- I demand the continuation of the banquet!

Do you smoke? Do not smoke? You are doing right. I don't smoke either. And yet, who are you?
- I am the king.

Quiet. Surname?
- We are Rurikovich.

Yes, tell me, what is my fault, boyar?
- The Tambov wolf is your boyar!

Kazan took, Astrakhan took, Revel took, Shpak did not take.

Another one was detained, comrade lieutenant.
- Do not delay ... did not detain. Not detained! They didn’t detain me, but I myself went to you, to you, myself.
Sincerely confess everything.
With rapture I surrender myself into the hands of my native militia. I hope and hope for her.

You lie, dog! I am the king!

Now you will be cured, alcoholic.

And you will be cured! And you will be cured too! And I'll be cured!

If I were you, I would immediately sit down for a doctoral dissertation!
- No need to rush. I can always sit down.

Faster, Ivan Vasilyevich!
- I'm running, Lord, my sins are heavy.

What?
- What is it?
- Oh, you hooligan!
- What rudeness! And he also put on glasses!

- What, what? Kemsky volost?
- Oh, ya, ya, Kemsk parish. Oh ya ya

/* Embraced on the track. And no Swedish medallion... */

- Why are you crawling, father?
- Ah... The ambassador lost his knightly order from his chest.
“You can't be so distracted. You need to look after things when you enter the room.

- You didn't take it? Or maybe rolled over the throne? Well there is no way.

/* Comrade Bunsha is ready to suspect... */

- I am again tormented by vague doubts. Shpak has a tape recorder, the ambassador has a medallion.
― What are you alluding to? I ask you, what are you hinting at, royal muzzle?

/* Time for a bite to eat... */

- Wait a minute! At whose expense is this banquet? Who will pay?

- Ah, hare kidneys twisted, pike heads with garlic. Black caviar! Red! Yes... Overseas caviar... Eggplant!

- Ivan Vasilyevich, look how my apartment was treated! It's all the same, all the same, that is acquired by overwork, everything is lost!

- Yes, what is it, huh? Well, go home, alcoholic!
―




- Hello. King... Very nice. King, very nice, king. Very nice, hello king. Very nice, king. King, very nice. Hello king, very nice.

- In my opinion, we met somewhere.
- What are you weaving, you bastard?
―




- And yet you are in labor, everything is in labor, great sovereign, like a bee!
- Margo, you are the only person who understands me.

- Well, another glass under the pike head?

- Why are you, maestra, silent? Come on, give us something!




- Everyone dances!

- Dear autocrat, we are lost!
- I demand the continuation of the banquet!

I am the King...

/* And yet, who are you? */

- Do you smoke? Do not smoke? You are doing right. I don't smoke either. And yet, who are you?
―

- Quiet. Surname?
― We are Rurikovich.

- Yes, tell me, what is my fault, boyar?
- The Tambov wolf is your boyar!

- Kazan took, Astrakhan took, Revel took, Shpak did not take.

- Another one was detained, comrade lieutenant.
- Don't delay... don't detain. Not detained! They didn’t detain me, but I myself went to you, to you, myself. Sincerely confess everything. With rapture I surrender myself into the hands of my native militia. I hope and hope for her.

- Lying, dog! I am the king!

/* We will all be cured. ALL. The main thing - take your time and give back to society... */

- Now you will be cured, alcoholic.

And you will be cured! And you will be cured too! And I'll be cured!

/* Georges suggests not to rush */

- If I were you, I would immediately sit down for a doctoral dissertation!
- No need to rush. I can always sit down.

/* Ivan Vasilyevich returns home */

- Faster, Ivan Vasilyevich!
- I'm running, Lord, my sins are grave.

- What?
- What is it?
- Oh, you hooligan!
- What rudeness! And he also put on glasses!




And what's interesting...

What do quotes from the film "Ivan Vasilyevich Changes Profession" teach us?

Do you think a person cannot lie every minute? This one can.

If you are drawn to make a scandal - do not. Suddenly you have to come back.

And before you start a banquet - find out who will pay.

Watch good movies and you will be happy.
And remember: This is what the life-giving cross does!

Join, baron. Join now!

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Haven't written anything for a long time. I remembered a quote from the hero Yu. Yakovlev from a famous film.
I was thinking about how to make money in the conditions of global fraud, when fat cats in all countries, with the tacit consent (or maybe with the assistance?) of authorities and regulators of all stripes, without a twinge of conscience, are engaged in a legalized way of taking money from honest investors and gullible housewives ... I came to the conclusion that all exchanges, both ours and foreign ones, have now become a very big evil for the economy in principle. Money that could work for creation a better life for the population different countries, stupidly pumped out by manipulators and hide in stockings. In some countries in more, in some lesser manipulators continue to play tricks with their citizens. Taking advantage of the citizens’ faith in the honesty of the market, they encourage them to place bets, and then, when the bets are made, they hide the treasured ball between their fingers with a deft movement of the fingers ... You lost again, dear citizens and citizens, but you yourself are to blame for this, it was you yourself who made the wrong bets, but on our part, everything was fair... Those who understand the mechanisms of manipulation earn money. Who does not understand - they lose money and join the ranks of the unemployed and potential clients of the Ritual agency ...

I understood how you can earn in such adverse conditions. I understood how manipulators make money and how they fool gullible citizens. However, I am not ready to openly express all my thoughts, because. I am afraid that manipulations can become more sophisticated and it will become completely impossible to earn money. The main tip for those who really came to the market to make money - do not guess the direction of the market and catch the reversal points!!! It follows from this that only option strategies that do not depend on the direction of movement of the price of the underlying asset have the highest probability of earning. Then think for yourself.

And now a little analysis of the charts, which only confirm the theses about the game of thimbles.

Obviously, the growth in the American market is carried out by the efforts of insiders - the blue line on the upper COT chart, as well as by the forces of large manipulators - the red line on the lower COT chart. We also notice that at present, the bigs have slightly flattened the longs on the small S&P (red on the lower COT chart), while on the big S&P, the reds, after their momentum in early March, did not abnormally increase longs, and the whole increase was accompanied by an increase in longs insiders (blue on the top COT chart). We also note that housewives did not manage to make money on such a rally. Blue on a small S&P. They did not have large accumulated longs during the entire period of growth of the market, and in fact they do not have profits to take.
Despite some decrease in longs by large manipulators on the small S&P, insiders on the big S&P have not yet merged their longs, which suggests a continuation of the trend. There is some logic of manipulators in this - if housewives do not have big positions, then there is no one to take money from big manipulators.
There is another logic as well. Attention, this is important!!! OPTIONS are traded for every instrument existing in any market!!! All manipulations in any markets (both ours and the American one) are carried out in the same way and depend on the alignment of positions in options on this instrument!!! I don't think our manipulators build their option positions blindly, ie. without looking back at the alignment in the options on the American sites.

Now about the black goo... Have you forgotten? That options are also traded on it? And that the methods of manipulation are the same ... And plus, there is still the possibility, with the help of oil price manipulations, to create certain moods our investors, because they know what threatens to reduce prices to $50 per barrel... When necessary, you can scare everyone with a drop in oil, or when necessary, on the contrary, pretend that it is going into space...

Here everything is clear without comments. It is much easier to manipulate the markets and the appearance of "progress" from manipulation appears faster than from real measures to improve the economy. And this can go on indefinitely until the last client with whom you can play thimbles dies ...
By the way, does anyone know? Where is our stabilization fund now? And how does it ensure the growth of our economy?