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52 pieces

He presented a cookie instead of a travel card, as he mixed up his pockets.

Yes, I loudly told a dirty anecdote on the tram. The policemen, by the way, also laughed.

I called my neighbor Elton John because he sings loudly in the evenings and prevents me from listening to my wife's reproaches.

I did not drive a vehicle while intoxicated. It just drove. So there is nothing to punish me for.

Arrived late to work because I slept on the job and saw how Microsoft went bankrupt. Couldn't help but watch.

And I broke the mirror in the store because I saw my hooligan behavior from the outside, and I felt ashamed.

I didn’t put pressure on the victim, I just ran into his car a little with my ice rink ...

jokes from explanatory notes

I did not run from the police, but walked at a fast pace ...

It started to rain and I didn't have an umbrella, so I got a fungus out of the sandbox and went with it. And the kids don't play in the rain anyway.

I refuse to participate in the subbotnik, because I have no money for extended nails, hair and hairpins.

I am systematically late, because I think that everything related to work should be approached systematically.

When I was standing at the crossroads, I was fucked in the ass.

I was late for math class because I went to the toilet during recess and pinched my fly with what I was doing.

I didn't want to steal the video camera. It happened. Nothing to do about. It can happen to anyone.

Loud music after 11 p.m. did not come from my apartment, but flowed smoothly and beautifully ...

I threw rotten tomatoes because I didn't need them. And the fact that they got into the car "Mercedes", license plate YA111YU, is to blame for "Mercedes".

From the explanatory accountant: I was three hours late, because in the morning I had a dream that the balance had finally come together. The result was a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please get in position.

I was not late, but adjusted my working day today to adequately inadequate yesterday's and inversely proportional to normalized.

funny explanatory

Cockroaches live in my head, not brains, so I have nothing to do at school, because you don’t know how to teach cockroaches.

Yesterday I varnished the floors in the apartment. In the morning I stuck to them, while tearing off my legs, a cat stuck. While I was tearing off the cat, a neighbor came into the apartment and stuck. While the neighbor tore off, that's too late.

Yes, I put the garbage bag on the landing because I've been doing this for five years. And the neighbor, who had recently moved, simply didn’t know this and got angry…

I did not drink minors at all, but on the contrary, I always poured myself more.

Explanatory biker: I didn't pay for my motorcycle on the tram as luggage, because it's not luggage, but a motorcycle. And I had to send the conductor away because she grazed around me all fifteen stops and spoiled my nerve cells. In my place could be any motorcyclist who is about to run out of gas. In addition, I drowned out my motorcycle in the passenger compartment of the tram. This is a plus for me.

Fourteen winter tires and five concrete blocks found at my house were thrown to me by the police themselves in order to close the hangings, but I myself do not know what to do with them.

I was the only one in the nightclub who behaved adequately. And the guard was invited to a slow dance, because it is fashionable and adequate.

We approached citizen V. and asked him to smoke, to which he replied that he knew karate. Frustrated that we were not allowed to smoke, we began to cry and, wiping away our tears, accidentally hit citizen V. on the face. At the same time, citizen V. himself gave us money so that we could wipe our tears with it.

compilation of funny explanations

I jumped off the bridge because of the meaninglessness at that moment in life. I undertake to pay 110 thousand rubles in compensation for 2 hours of work of the boat and rescuers in full, for which I am very grateful, because now I have something to live for for two years.

Pulling the swimming trunks off the swimmers in the pool, I wanted their body to breathe.

Happened to me at the crossroads sudden attack color blindness.

In the morning I went to the training ground and began to work out on the horizontal bar. When I twisted the "sun", my hands slipped and I flew over the fence of the military unit. When I fell, I hit my face hard on the asphalt. Passers-by decided to bring me to my senses by pouring cognac into my mouth. So I ended up outside the territory of the military unit with bruises on my face and with the smell of alcohol from my mouth.

Knowing about my bad temper from drinking, I decided to fight early, right after the toast to my parents, so as not to overshadow the future course of the wedding for the young.

I did not look into the window of the women's bath, because in my boiler room there is a specially equipped peephole into the women's washing department, installed without my knowledge by an unknown person.

I spit in the seller's glasses because I felt sorry for him, and I decided not to break his glasses, but just spit in them. I broke his glasses because he did not appreciate my kindness and began to shout.

I threw my loan payments in the face of cashier Sidorova to make her choke! And she choked...

humor and positive in explanatory notes

When I saw the “No Smoking!” sign, I immediately put out my cigarette butt on it. Who knew that it was made of flammable plastic.

I got kicked out of chemistry class for leaking obvious facts. I told the teacher that she was an old muprasmatic and a fool, but for some reason she was offended and kicked me out of the office.

I didn’t kill the fish, but on the contrary, I threw dynamite into the lake to put out a fuse that had accidentally caught fire. BUT great amount the fish in my boat are from the Produkty store. And the check for the fish drowned.

To prove to the merchandiser of the Sapozhok store, A. Naboiko, that I was handing over my boots because they had too wide tops, I had to put them on her head and fasten the zipper. I can also say in my defense that I did not zip up the zipper to the end so that the commodity manager A. Naboiko could breathe.

Explanatory plumbing: I tore out the toilet bowl in the apartment of citizen Sidorova not with a root, but with screws, because toilet bowls never have roots.

A hare jumped out onto the road in a suicidal throw. He managed to kill himself at the cost of my new bumper.

Not for the first time in my presence people lay hands on themselves, and once they even jumped out of the window. Some misfortune...

I have several versions of what happened, but the explanatory format does not allow me to give them in full. I will limit myself to a simple one: I did not do this, why I was detained - I don’t know.

incredible, amazing and amazing explanatory

I was late for work because healthy lifestyle life! I went to work early, but because I had no cigarettes, they gave me a hard blow on the tambourine. I went to the infirmary, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and began to wash the wound. Therefore, I smell of alcohol, my face is broken, and bad speech and impaired coordination of movement - the result of a concussion! I didn't drink, to be honest.

I confess that I was late for work by 6 hours due to the fact that yesterday I was late for a tasting of a new line of products from the Crystal factory. In the morning, from 8-00 to 14-00, I remembered where I work, until my mother came and prompted me. I dare to assure you that this will not happen again in the future, because. I prudently scribbled the work address and taxi phone number on the refrigerator door.

While lathering the rope, I wanted to show my mother-in-law the advantages of laundry soap over current washing powders.

I didn't show up for work because I had the flu...

The neighbor's chicken was dirty and I decided to wash it. I put the water on to heat and accidentally forgot about the chicken in the pan. I demand that the neighbor from now on bathe her chickens herself, and not run around the police.

I didn't say that uninvited guest worse than Abdulla Figadullin, I just didn't know that he was a Tatar and not a Pole. By the way, among the Poles, too, guests are shabby, which I told the district police officer Kobelevsky about.

I, the senior senior warrant officer of the special forces Matveev, can explain the following about being late for work. As always, I woke up at 5.30, ran a 10 km cross, did 200 push-ups, pulled myself up 100 times, and then took an ice-cold shower. Then I had breakfast, polished my boots, stroked the camouflage, put it on, put on my unloading gear, equipped it with clips, grenades, took a pistol, machine gun, put on a helmet, inflicted war paint, put on gloves, looked in the mirror before leaving ... and crap himself!

Explanatory Chuck Norris)): Five cars parked near my entrance, I accidentally overturned when in complete darkness (the yard is not illuminated by anything at all) I was returning home with a trash can. Peugeot 306, belonging to a citizen of the Cool, I set it on fire specifically to see what I stumbled about ...

I have absolutely nothing to add to what Leo Tolstoy said in War and Peace on pages 34, 36 and 328.

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At least once in a lifetime, each of us had to write an explanatory note, I came across in the vastness of the Internet, a few creative

Explanatory chief accountant
I was three hours late, because in the morning I had a dream that the balance had finally come together. The result was a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please get in position.

Explanatory of the constantly late
I'm late for several reasons. I drive a car - the road is unpredictable and I consider it the height of idiocy to risk my life for the sake of 10 minutes of working time. Since see paragraph 2 I don’t smoke, which means that, unlike 90% of the office staff, instead of 5 smoke breaks for 10 minutes, or rather 50 minutes a day, while the rest kick the bullshit, I’m on my workplace and WORK! Further, see item 3 Since I am a responsible person, at least 2 times a month I have to sit at work until 23-00 (then the office closes) and WORK! Because those who smoke 50 minutes a day for a month accumulate 16 hours and fail to cope with their work let me down. So 16 hours of smoke break + 8 hours of processing = 24 hours per month I WORK more than anyone else in our office, and I am late by a maximum of 2 hours per month. If management sees no economic benefit in my lateness, they can fire me and find another more punctual employee. I wish him to be a smoker and, coming to work on time, "steal" from you every month for 2 working days.

Explanatory Yuri
I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! I went to work early, but because I had no cigarettes, they gave me a hard blow on the tambourine. I went to the infirmary, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and began to wash the wound. Therefore, I smell of alcohol, my face is broken, and poor speech and impaired coordination of movement are the result of a concussion! I didn't drink, to be honest.

Explanatory Michael
I confess that I was late for work by 6 hours due to the fact that yesterday I was late for a tasting of a new line of products from the Crystal factory. In the morning, from 8-00 to 14-00, I remembered where I work, until my mother came and prompted me. I dare to assure you that this will not happen again in the future, because. I prudently scribbled the work address and taxi phone number on the refrigerator door.

Explanatory Sergei
I was late for work for half an hour, because anyway I won’t do anything until ten, we drink tea in the morning, but so much doesn’t fit into me.

Explanatory Anna
I am systematically late, because I think that everything related to work should be approached systematically.

Explanatory Deniska
I was not late, but adjusted my working day today to adequately inadequate yesterday's and inversely proportional to normalized.

Explanatory Paul
On September 8, 2006, he was late for work, because before taking his child to kindergarten, he had an itch at the most inopportune time for the most unsuitable need. The delay time corresponds to the duration of the same physiological process. This case can be attributed to force majeure circumstances, i.e. force majeure, as they do not depend on my Desire to be in time for work.

Explanatory Victor
I'm late because you haven't paid your salary on time for a month! You will be indignant, I will quit altogether!

Explanatory Yury Yurievich
I'm late for the service. The reasons for this unseemly act are very mysterious and rather rooted in the realm of the irrational, therefore I am unable to give any acceptable explanation for what happened. As a person of fine mental organization, I cannot but feel the full depth of my fall, but the same reason will hardly allow me to even think about a possible relapse.

32 funny quotes from explanatory notes after the accident

1) I wanted to press the brake pedal, but I couldn't find it.

2) Yes, I hit a pedestrian. But his guilt is confirmed by the fact that this has already happened to him.

3) It was not me who was to blame for the accident, but a young girl in a miniskirt walking along the sidewalk! If you are a man, this explanation is enough for you, but if you are a woman, you still won’t understand anything!

4) I saw that the pedestrian did not know which way to go, and ran into him.

5) I followed the car. Suddenly, both "turn signals" began to blink at once. I couldn't figure out which way he was turning and crashed into him.

6) Your arguments are ridiculous. For such excuses, find yourself someone stupider than me, although you are unlikely to find him.

7) I was driving along the right lane of Mira Avenue towards the center at a speed of about 40 km/h. Suddenly a child jumped out into the road and I braked. The driver following me decided to take advantage of this and crashed into me.

8) The traffic cop ordered me to stop, and I drove into a pole.

9) Due to severe damage, my motorcycle, as well as me, had to be towed.

10) My son didn't hit any woman. He drove past her. And the air current caused her bodily injuries.

11) My bike flew off footpath, rammed a parked Porsche and drove on without me.

12) I was crossing the street. There was a car coming towards me on the left. I thought she would pass by and took a step back. But she turned back to me. When I noticed this, I took two steps forward. The driver did not react at all and continued to drive towards me. Then he yelled, "Stay where you are, you idiot!" I got up and then he ran into me.

13) Last night, on my way home, I drove my car into a fence. I report this only to cover damage to the car, because. I managed to escape from the scene without being seen.

14) According to my estimates, the damage ranges from 250 thousand to a quarter of a million euros.

15) At the crossroads I had a sudden attack of color blindness.

16) The participant in the accident crashed into me without first informing me of his intentions.

17) The accident happened because the insured person's moped ran into me with irresistible horsepower.

18) The pedestrian rushed to my car and silently disappeared under the wheels.

19) Even before I ran into him, it was clear to me that this old man would not reach the other side of the street.

20) A completely invisible car appeared out of nowhere, crashed into me and disappeared without a trace.

21) After four years of driving, I fell asleep at the wheel.

22) At that moment, when I wanted to kill a fly, I ran into a telegraph pole.

23) I saw the sad face of a pedestrian slowly passing by, and then he hit my windshield.

24) The injured horse crossed the road without making sure there were no obstacles!

25) The car of the victim moved to the left, then to the right, then to the left again, until I finally could crash into it.

26) I was driving back and therefore could not see how a car drove up in front and crashed into me from the left and right.

27) The deer took his legs in his hands and disappeared into the bushes, not caring about his wounds.

28) A hare jumped out onto the road in a suicidal throw. He managed to kill himself at the cost of my new bumper.

29) The pedestrian ran along the road like clockwork. I was forced to actively maneuver to run into him.

30) I was driving along the road. Suddenly, a lot of cars appeared on the right and left. I didn't know which way to turn and hit the cars front and rear.

31) When entering a left turn, I skidded, I crashed into a vegetable collapse (I was showered with a hail of flying bananas and oranges!), After that, I demolished a mailbox standing on the side of the road, then I was thrown into oncoming traffic, I rammed two parked passenger car and fell off the side of the road. After that, I, unfortunately, lost control of the car.

32) My fiancee showed the policemen who worked at the scene of the accident everything that one could want to see.

Writing an explanatory note is just a formality. After all, the late employee has already received his portion of mental torment - while in a hurry he was going home and rushing to the bus or metro, coming up with an excuse on the go. But the formality must be observed. HR managers assure that it is best not to invent anything and tell the truth in a note. However, it seems to us that a bit of humor in the explanatory note is able to soften the blow of the boss's punishing right hand, raised above the head of the unfortunate worker.

27 funniest explanations

1. Explanatory chief accountant

I was three hours late, because in the morning I had a dream that the balance had finally come together. The result was a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please get in position.

2. Explanatory Yuri

I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! I went to work early, but because I had no cigarettes, they gave me a hard blow on the tambourine. I went to the infirmary, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and began to wash the wound. Therefore, I smell of alcohol, my face is broken, and poor speech and impaired coordination of movement are the result of a concussion! I didn't drink, to be honest.

3. Explanatory Michael

I confess that I was late for work by six hours due to the fact that yesterday I was late for a tasting of a new line of products from the Kristall plant. In the morning, from 8.00 to 14.00, I remembered where I work, until my mother came and prompted me. I dare to assure you that this will not happen again in the future, because. I prudently scribbled the work address and taxi phone number on the refrigerator door.

4. Explanatory of the constantly late

I'm late for several reasons. I drive a car - the road is unpredictable, and I think risking my life for the sake of ten minutes of working time is the height of idiocy. Since (see paragraph 2.) I do not smoke, and this suggests that, unlike 90% of the office staff, instead of five smoke breaks for ten minutes, or rather, 50 minutes a day, while the rest kick bullshit, I'm at my workplace and work!

Further (see paragraph 3.), since I am a responsible person, at least twice a month I have to sit at work until 23.00 (then the office closes) and work! Because those who smoke 50 minutes a day accumulate 16 hours in a month and, failing to cope with their work, let me down. So 16 hours of smoke break + 8 hours of overtime = 24 hours a month I work more than anyone else in our office, and I'm late by a maximum of two hours a month.

If management sees no economic benefit in my lateness, they can fire me and find another, more punctual employee. I wish that he was a smoker and, coming to work on time, “stealed” two working days from you every month.

5. Explanatory of the lost

I arrived today, August 24 of this year, for workplace by 9.23 in force objective reasons. Spending the night with an unfamiliar girl in Altufyevo (it seems), I got up ahead of time. But, having left the entrance, I got into a heavy fog. Because of what he lost orientation in space and time. I wandered for a long time, found the entrance to the entrance again. Taking care for his own safety, he decided not to leave the house until the fog completely dissipated.

At 8.40 o'clock, feeling something was wrong, he again tried to leave the entrance, found that the fog had treacherously transformed into a strong smog. Realizing that I was already very late for work, and sincerely worrying about the progress of the Cognos direction entrusted to me by you, I made a courageous decision to make my way to the metro.

Based on the foregoing, I sincerely believe that for the heroism and resourcefulness shown in difficult weather conditions, deserves not punishment in any way, but encouragement in the form of time off, to restore psychological balance after the experience severe stress, as well as for the purpose of a closer acquaintance with an unfamiliar yet, in fact, girl.

6. Explanatory Sergei

I was late for work for half an hour, because anyway I won’t do anything until ten, we drink tea in the morning, but so much doesn’t fit into me.

7. Explanatory Anna

I am systematically late, because I think that everything related to work should be approached systematically.

8. Explanatory Deniska

I was not late, but adjusted my working day today to adequately inadequate yesterday's and inversely proportional to normalized.

9. Explanatory Paul

On September 8, 2006, he was late for work, because before taking his child to kindergarten, he was impatient at the most inopportune time for the most inopportune need. The delay time corresponds to the duration of the same physiological process. This case can be attributed to force majeure circumstances, i.e. - force majeure, as they do not depend on my desire to be in time for work.

10. Explanatory Alexey

I was two hours late for work because in a dream, I dreamed that I woke up, washed myself, drank a cup of tea as usual, went to the parking lot, warmed up the car and arrived at the office by 8.30 for a planning meeting. The planning meeting was attended by you, your deputy, myself and the chief accountant. From my dream, I clearly remember that you came in a gray sweater, you smelled of garlic and fumes, and therefore your deputy, who was sitting closest to you, grimaced, held his breath and turned his head around.

You raised the issue that the deadline for the delivery of the budget was over and prepared to listen to my explanations. As usual, I noticed that the chief accountant did not provide me with a tax report, while she was scratching her leg in woolen tights, because, as it turned out later (in the same dream), she had not shaved her legs for more than a month. The Deputy Director was more silent and sighed a lot.

I imperceptibly moved my chair closer to the exit, and the chief accountant, noticing my movements, began to scratch my leg more vigorously. you kept listing pressing problems our organization and issue instructions and instructions. At the same time, the air in the office was filled with a persistent, disgusting smell from your mouth.

As a friend who slept next to me later told me, at about this moment I was tossing and turning in my sleep and uttering a not very intelligible foul language. By the end of the planning meeting, the secretary looked into the office, but after breathing in, for some reason she forgot why she had come, apologized and left, closing the door.

At that moment, my friend, who, as I have already emphasized, was sleeping nearby at that moment, heard a loud cry: “Do not close!”. When the planning meeting was over, the chief accountant and I rushed outside to smoke, and you, as usual, asked your deputy to “start the Internet,” and he, red with excitement, remained and looked after us with sad eyes.

As we walked down the stairs to the street, I stumbled. At that moment, my awakening came. I completely deny my guilt about being late. firstly, I consider my dream to be honestly worked time, and secondly, all your instructions from my dream will be completed by the end of the week.

11. Explanatory Victor

I'm late because you don't pay your salary on time for a month! You will be indignant - in general I will quit!

12. Explanatory wise man

Dear director. Yesterday we sat for a long time with friends and thought about the meaning of life. We came to a definite conclusion! There is absolutely no point in coming to work on time.

13. Explanatory Yury Yurievich

I suggest:
1. Consider what happened as a misunderstanding.
2. Treat me condescendingly, especially since I have already received my portion of mental torment (see above).

14. Explanatory Alexandra

15. Explanatory Sergei

I, Sergey Ivanov, was late for work due to the fault of Mosgortrans. There was an emergency in the trolleybus in which I was traveling. The driver, apparently, was drunk, and his horns fell off. For a long time he did not admit that his horns had fallen, and said that we would go now. And since he was drunk, he could not lift them. Then he nevertheless confessed that the horns had fallen, but a lot of time passed. Then I went to work three stops on foot, as the trolleybuses did not run.

16. Explanatory Nikita

Yesterday, Monday, I was unable to reach my duty station due to fluctuations gravitational field Earth: despite all the efforts, he could not bring himself to an upright position.

17. Explanatory newbie

I (full name) was three hours late for work because I didn’t have money for the tram, and I got lost, I couldn’t find your street. Didn't come to work clothes, because I don't have another one, but I will soon!

18. Explanatory Alexander Borisovich

I woke up in the morning, went to brush my teeth and accidentally squeezed out the whole tube of toothpaste. While putting the paste back, I did not notice how time flew by. I promise to use toothpaste in the future.

19. Explanatory Sergo

I was late, because I drank very, very hot tea, my bladder burst, and I scalded my legs.

20. Explanatory loader

Yesterday my wife was fired from her job for drinking! And this is after ten years of life spent on this work. We decided to celebrate it. And today I got caught at the entrance of the factory. Therefore, I was late.

21. Explanatory note of senior warrant officer

I, the senior warrant officer of the special forces Matveev, can explain the following about being late for work. As always, I woke up at 5.30, ran a ten-kilometer cross, did 200 push-ups, pulled myself up 100 times, and then took an ice-cold shower. Then I had breakfast, polished my boots, stroked the camouflage, put it on, put on my unloading gear, equipped it with clips, grenades, took a pistol, machine gun, put on a helmet, put war paint on my face, put on gloves, looked in the mirror before leaving ... and shit myself!

22. Explanatory officer of the FSB

23. Explanatory Andriukha

I was 4 hours late for work because in the morning I helped a neighbor take away a bottle of vodka from her husband. And then on Kirochnaya I was forced to answer questions for an hour and a half marketing research. After these words, Zhorik opened his vest and with the words: “Andryukha, this is for you,” he gave me a half-empty bottle of vodka. And to the question: “Where is the rest?” - answered: "And we pulled out of the throat."

24. Explanatory Georges

Writing an explanatory note is just a formality. After all, the late employee has already received his portion of mental torment - while in a hurry he was going home and rushing to the bus or metro, coming up with an excuse on the go. But the formality must be observed. HR managers assure that it is best not to invent anything and tell the truth in a note. However, it seems to us that a bit of humor in the explanatory note is able to soften the blow of the boss's punishing right hand, raised above the head of the unfortunate worker.

27 funniest explanations

1. Explanatory chief accountant

I was three hours late, because in the morning I had a dream that the balance had finally come together. The result was a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please get in position.

2. Explanatory Yuri

I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! I went to work early, but because I had no cigarettes, they gave me a hard blow on the tambourine. I went to the infirmary, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and began to wash the wound. Therefore, I smell of alcohol, my face is broken, and poor speech and impaired coordination of movement are the result of a concussion! I didn't drink, to be honest.

3. Explanatory Michael

I confess that I was late for work by six hours due to the fact that yesterday I was late for a tasting of a new line of products from the Kristall plant. In the morning, from 8.00 to 14.00, I remembered where I work, until my mother came and prompted me. I dare to assure you that this will not happen again in the future, because. I prudently scribbled the work address and taxi phone number on the refrigerator door.

4. Explanatory constantly late

I'm late for several reasons. I drive a car - the road is unpredictable, and I think risking my life for the sake of ten minutes of working time is the height of idiocy. Since (see paragraph 2.) I do not smoke, and this suggests that, unlike 90% of the office staff, instead of five smoke breaks for ten minutes, or rather, 50 minutes a day, while the rest kick bullshit, I'm at my workplace and work!

Further (see paragraph 3.), since I am a responsible person, at least twice a month I have to sit at work until 23.00 (then the office closes) and work! Because those who smoke 50 minutes a day accumulate 16 hours in a month and, failing to cope with their work, let me down. So 16 hours of smoke break + 8 hours of overtime = 24 hours a month I work more than anyone else in our office, and I'm late by a maximum of two hours a month.

If management sees no economic benefit in my lateness, they can fire me and find another, more punctual employee. I wish that he was a smoker and, coming to work on time, “stealed” two working days from you every month.

5. Explanatory of the lost

I arrived today, August 24 of this year, at the workplace by 9.23 due to objective reasons. Spending the night with an unfamiliar girl in Altufyevo (it seems), I got up ahead of time. But, having left the entrance, I got into a heavy fog. Because of what he lost orientation in space and time. I wandered for a long time, found the entrance to the entrance again. Taking care for his own safety, he decided not to leave the house until the fog completely dissipated.

At 8.40 o'clock, feeling something was wrong, he again tried to leave the entrance, found that the fog had treacherously transformed into a strong smog. Realizing that I was already very late for work, and sincerely worrying about the progress of the Cognos direction entrusted to me by you, I made a courageous decision to make my way to the metro.

Based on the foregoing, I sincerely believe that for the heroism and resourcefulness shown in difficult weather conditions, it deserves not punishment in any way, but an encouragement in the form of a day off, to restore psychological balance after experienced severe stress, and also with the aim of getting to know the unfamiliar still, in essence, girl.

6. Sergey's explanatory

I was late for work for half an hour, because anyway I won’t do anything until ten, we drink tea in the morning, but so much doesn’t fit into me.

7. Explanatory Anna

I am systematically late, because I think that everything related to work should be approached systematically.

8. Explanatory Deniska

I was not late, but adjusted my working day today to adequately inadequate yesterday's and inversely proportional to normalized.

9. Explanatory Paul

On September 8, 2006, he was late for work, because before taking his child to kindergarten, he was impatient at the most inopportune time for the most inopportune need. The delay time corresponds to the duration of the same physiological process. This case can be attributed to force majeure circumstances, i.e. - force majeure, as they do not depend on my desire to be in time for work.

10. Explanatory Alexey

I was two hours late for work because in a dream, I dreamed that I woke up, washed myself, drank a cup of tea as usual, went to the parking lot, warmed up the car and arrived at the office by 8.30 for a planning meeting. The planning meeting was attended by you, your deputy, myself and the chief accountant. From my dream, I clearly remember that you came in a gray sweater, you smelled of garlic and fumes, and therefore your deputy, who was sitting closest to you, grimaced, held his breath and turned his head around.

You raised the issue that the deadline for the delivery of the budget was over and prepared to listen to my explanations. As usual, I noticed that the chief accountant did not provide me with a tax report, while she was scratching her leg in woolen tights, because, as it turned out later (in the same dream), she had not shaved her legs for more than a month. The Deputy Director was more silent and sighed a lot.

I imperceptibly moved my chair closer to the exit, and the chief accountant, noticing my movements, began to scratch my leg more vigorously. You continued to list the pressing problems of our organization and issue instructions and instructions. At the same time, the air in the office was filled with a persistent, disgusting smell from your mouth.

As a friend who slept next to me later told me, at about this moment I tossed and turned in my sleep and uttered obscene language that was not very intelligible. By the end of the planning meeting, the secretary looked into the office, but after breathing in, for some reason she forgot why she had come, apologized and left, closing the door.

At that moment, my friend, who, as I have already emphasized, was sleeping nearby at that moment, heard a loud cry: “Do not close!”. When the planning meeting was over, the chief accountant and I rushed outside to smoke, and you, as usual, asked your deputy to “start the Internet,” and he, red with excitement, remained and looked after us with sad eyes.

As we walked down the stairs to the street, I stumbled. At that moment, my awakening came. I completely deny my guilt about being late. firstly, I consider my dream to be honestly worked time, and secondly, all your instructions from my dream will be completed by the end of the week.

11. Explanatory Victor

I'm late because you don't pay your salary on time for a month! You will be indignant - in general I will quit!

12. Explanatory wise man

Dear director. Yesterday we sat for a long time with friends and thought about the meaning of life. We came to a definite conclusion! There is absolutely no point in coming to work on time.

13. Explanatory Yury Yurievich

I suggest:
1. Consider what happened as a misunderstanding.
2. Treat me condescendingly, especially since I have already received my portion of mental torment (see above).

14. Explanatory Alexandra

15. Sergey's explanatory

I, Sergey Ivanov, was late for work due to the fault of Mosgortrans. There was an emergency in the trolleybus in which I was traveling. The driver, apparently, was drunk, and his horns fell off. For a long time he did not admit that his horns had fallen, and said that we would go now. And since he was drunk, he could not lift them. Then he nevertheless confessed that the horns had fallen, but a lot of time passed. Then I went to work three stops on foot, as the trolleybuses did not run.

16. Explanatory Nikita

Yesterday, on Monday, I could not get to the place of duty due to fluctuations in the gravitational field of the Earth: despite all the efforts made, I could not bring myself to a vertical position.

17. Newbie Explanatory

I (full name) was three hours late for work because I didn’t have money for the tram, and I got lost, I couldn’t find your street. I didn’t come in work clothes, because I don’t have another one, but I will soon!

18. Explanatory Alexander Borisovich

I woke up in the morning, went to brush my teeth and accidentally squeezed out the whole tube of toothpaste. While putting the paste back, I did not notice how time flew by. I promise to use toothpaste in the future.

19. Explanatory Sergo

I was late, because I drank very, very hot tea, my bladder burst, and I scalded my legs.

20. Explanatory loader

Yesterday my wife was fired from her job for drinking! And this is after ten years of life spent on this work. We decided to celebrate it. And today I got caught at the entrance of the factory. Therefore, I was late.

21. Explanatory senior warrant officer

I, the senior warrant officer of the special forces Matveev, can explain the following about being late for work. As always, I woke up at 5.30, ran a ten-kilometer cross, did 200 push-ups, pulled myself up 100 times, and then took an ice-cold shower. Then I had breakfast, polished my boots, stroked the camouflage, put it on, put on my unloading gear, equipped it with clips, grenades, took a pistol, machine gun, put on a helmet, put war paint on my face, put on gloves, looked in the mirror before leaving ... and shit myself!

22. FSB officer's explanatory note

23. Explanatory Andryukha

I was 4 hours late for work because in the morning I helped a neighbor take away a bottle of vodka from her husband. And then on Kirochnaya I was forced to answer the questions of some kind of marketing research for an hour and a half. After these words, Zhorik opened his vest and with the words: “Andryukha, this is for you,” he gave me a half-empty bottle of vodka. And to the question: “Where is the rest?” - answered: "And we pulled out of the throat."

24. Explanatory Georges

Even the most punctual person sometimes late. And if you are late for work, you will most likely be asked to write an explanation. And here a person is faced with a choice: to write something neutral, like “according to family circumstances or the truth, whatever it may be. We have collected the funniest and funniest excuses for being late for work.

We are sure that after such “excuses” the boss simply does not have the right to punish an employee for being late :)

Funny and funny reasons for being late from explanatory

1. My cat was attacked by hiccups, and I just had to help her with something. Therefore, it was delayed.

2. Consciously came to work an hour late, since from 8:00 to 9:00 we still do nothing, we only drink tea. I still don't drink that much tea.

3. I am systematically late, because I firmly believe that everything related to work should be done systematically.

4. I was late for work because I overslept. And I overslept because in the morning I had a dream that the debit and credit finally converged (explanatory accountant).

5. The reason I was late was that the bus I was on to work got stuck in a traffic jam. I honestly asked the driver to give me a certificate about this incident, but was refused in a rude manner.

6. Late because you don't pay me wages already three months! If you don't pay this month, I'll quit altogether!

7. I was late for work because I wanted to be. I want to - I won't come at all.

8. On the way to work, I discovered that someone was following me in a car, and therefore I decided to go the other way. It took longer than I expected.

9. A fox stole my car keys, which is why I couldn't get to work on time.

10. Isn't the time I spend on the road included in my working hours?

11. I appear at work later and later, because in the morning I walk the dog and together we meet the sunrise. And now the sun is rising later and later. This will last until December 22. Then I'll start coming to work earlier and earlier for the same reason.

12. In the evening I painted the floor in the hallway and naively believed that the paint would dry by morning. It didn't dry and I had to peel my socks off the floor for 30 minutes.

13. I always wake up for work with the cry of a neighbor's rooster. And yesterday, a neighbor slaughtered a rooster, about which he did not warn me.

14. Already getting out of the car near the office, I found that I had arrived in pajamas. I had to rush back and change.

15. I woke up with the thought that today is a day off. I remembered that today is still only Thursday, only at 10:45.

16. I live alone, so there is no one to wake me up. And it's really hard for me to get up. If you wake me up, then I won't be late.

17. I dreamed that I was fired, and therefore I didn’t have to go to any job.

18. Overslept because my turtle was sick, coughing all night and didn't let me sleep.

19. My wife gave me a pill to drink supposedly for a cold, but now I have short-term memory loss. I propose to start with my wife.

20. I went to brush my teeth in the morning and suddenly squeezed the entire tube of toothpaste onto the brush. While putting the paste back, I spent a lot of time.

21. Today I woke up at 6:00 in the morning. I realized that it was still too early to go to work, I decided to sleep a little more. The next awakening happened at 10:15.

22. Late for work. The reason was that, due to my unstable psyche, I periodically communicate with demons.

23. Actually, I'm always late. But you noticed it, for some reason, only today.