cool statuses about Friday
A large collection of funny statuses, aphorisms, quotes and rhymes about Friday.
P Weather forecast for Friday: cloudy, evening precipitation in the form of alcohol, sex is possible.
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H The week drags on at a snail's pace. But on Friday night, the snail turns into a Ferrari.
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AT Friday at 5:56 p.m., an email arrives via the internal office mailing list marked "important": "a corkscrew will be needed in four minutes."
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AT Friday night I'll give myself a spa treatment. I'll come and go to sleep!
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X well it's Friday! Too bad it's only morning...
P yatnitsa!!! The brain screamed and took the ass in an unknown direction ...
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P Friday the 13th - better than monday any number.
O it is especially bitter to realize that you are unemployed on a Friday night
P friday...how much can you drink?
P yatnitsa. Smile smiley.
H hello friday. I crawled to you
To if you start on Friday, you will spend the weekend
FROM The most terrible day is Friday the thirteenth before working Saturday.
At we have only two real holidays - New Year and Friday.
At Coming home from work on Friday, I try not to run...
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AT Friday evening you will understand that, in principle, you can live.
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P Monday - Anti-Friday
Tuesday - Not Friday
Wednesday - Little Friday
Thursday - Great Friday
Friday - Good Friday
Saturday - Broad Friday
Sunday - Deep Friday
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H thursday I look at the clock - 16.00. I can hardly restrain myself from screaming - Hurrah! Friday in Vladivostok!
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P Rimeta: If you go to bed on Friday in your shoes, then on Sunday morning for some reason your head hurts.
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H Are people really so unhappy and brainless that they look forward to Friday just to free themselves from monotonous slavery and spend an evening in front of the TV with a can of beer in their hands?
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To Friday ready! There is a note in my pocket with my address ... Just in case, a passport ...
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H and the horizon is Friday,
again
the week has gone by
That's how life is
just one moment
and as if blown away by the wind.
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R Obinzon has been celebrating Friday before it was mainstream.
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AND life begins on Friday evening ... The rest of the time - survival.
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AT Friday is hard to offend me -
On Friday, I will forgive a lot.
I love every season
At the hour when Saturday is just around the corner.
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AT On Friday, I promise myself not to go online on the weekend, but to go for a walk with friends, go to a cafe. But waking up on Saturday, I understand that I have no friends, and money for a cafe, too.
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To Every Friday, the number of happy people increases by a couple of billion. This effect lasts until Monday.
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I I'm sitting on a bench
and I look around me.
What do I see, friends?
Friday around me!
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FROM Today is FRIDAY and tomorrow is a day off! I'm in a new dress, I'll go for a walk with you!
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H then it snows for me, that I get heat, that I have draft vermouth when my friends are with me!
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X already Friday the 13th can only be Friday the 8th of March!
Married man.
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W Friday salary is a blow to the liver. Salary on Monday - a blow to endurance and conscience ...
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I-Friday! The world loves me so much!
I go on adventures after work
I am Friday, I am dance, laughter, I am a feast :)
I'm warming up for a short Saturday!
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P YATNITSA is a severe test for nerves and health. Nerves on this day are spent on waiting for the end of the working day ... Health - after waiting!
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P friday... Losers online, the rest are all offline. But the losers will not have a headache on Saturday ...
E If on Friday evening your conscience is fed to its full satisfaction with the promises that from next Monday you will without fail start a new bright, sinless life, then your conscience will sleep sweetly all weekend, never disturbing you.
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FROM Friday to Monday we scatter time draining millions of money.
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FROM no matter how much you pay the employee, he still waits for Friday
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H uh… FRIDAY… let's sip a beer on common sense?
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FROM today the sky is cloudy again with rain,
Under umbrellas people hide from bad weather,
Dirty, wet as chickens -
But happy-e-e ... Because, Friday!
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AT we are all just kids pretending to be professionals at work, but really waiting for Friday to be ourselves!
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H the arcologist sent me to a psychiatrist after I announced that I would stop drinking not from Monday, but on Friday evening ...
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G God give me the strength not to get drunk! And if I get drunk, then make sure that I don’t dance, if your strength is not enough and I still dance, try at least to make sure that I don’t sing! And if that fails, break the hell out of the YouTube server!
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I today I started earning money, and realized that today is Friday only when at 4 o’clock with a cry of “Who is the last - that sucker!” director escaped.
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P for some reason on Friday I want to do nothing. Although on other days you also want to, but on Friday you want to do nothing especially strongly.
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FROM words "Friday" and "control" are incompatible.
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W I wanted something tasty - probably beer.
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H ashka chocolate with marshmallows,
I enjoy the series with Jon Snow.
Friday, it happens
Too bad Monday is fast approaching...
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-P What are you doing at home on Fridays?
- Absent.
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P WARNING: Excessive consumption of… Alcohol. makes YOUR Friday... AWESOME.
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AT all of us are Fridayophiles and Mondayophobes.
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AT today the Strugatsky brothers would not write "Monday begins on Saturday", but "Friday ends on Sunday".
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With today is friday and tomorrow
tomorrow is friday again
yes, how tired can you be
shouted capriciously Robinson
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P On Fridays, I walk like a rock star… well, a very poor rock star who got kicked out of the band a long time ago for drinking…
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FROM today is Friday the 13th and witches will be flying around the city ... mainly on Porshe, Lexus, Infinity.
All white power will fly on the subway ...
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To the end of the week - Friday is pinned,
And tomorrow will be a day off.
After all, work has already rubbed a corn
And hemorrhoids crawled out of the seat ...
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M The dream of Friday is the most common among the working population. It starts on Monday and continues four days a week. In general, not a job, but a solid dream!
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H Nothing excites the imagination like Friday.
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O Friday was great! I especially remember Russian folk skating on police boots!
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P congratulations on the national holiday
Grace comes to people in the house
— What kind of holiday?
- Friday today!
It's a shame the citizens do not know!
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B I won't drink anymore. I definitely won't because of you. I won't do so much. Never. Until Friday...
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FROM Monday to Friday
our life is a complete mess.
And a different story
from Friday to Monday.
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FROM tarost is when Friday comes, and you somehow "so what."
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M not today fun since the morning!
After all, today is FRIDAY - it's time to rest!
All cases are on hold. Really, I'm not kidding!
I'll have a rest with my girlfriends and move mountains!
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To Friday ready! The mobile is charged, the balance is topped up, there is a note in my pocket with my address...
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M We were born to celebrate Friday
Saturday, too, with honor to spend.
And don't forget to celebrate Sunday -
We have to live all week.
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P friday... Olya read Pushkin, Tanya cross-stitched, Sveta and Ira played chess, Alena played solitaire, and all because Valya did not have time to go to the store until 21:00...
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And let them say that I am a drunkard, and let them talk all sorts of nonsense. It will definitely be Friday, in defiance of all the bosses!
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P The government wants to ban the sale of alcohol on Friday. Yes, what is there, almighty ones - ban even Friday itself. Nah she is so needed ...
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- FROM when the working day is over!
- Hurry Friday!
- Hurry summer!
Why has life passed so quickly?
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P Rimeta: If your wife doesn't talk to you in the morning, it means that yesterday was Friday.
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P friday is when in social networks everyone exchanges not cups of coffee, but glasses of beer!
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R to work - in scrap and to think - laziness.
Bream with beer is waiting and will not wait ...
"AND over a century the day lasts,
which is called Friday!
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P lan for the week "Wait for Friday" is completed! Now with clear conscience you can also relax.
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O Dean magician told me a secret that you can turn Thursday into Friday just by buying a bottle of vodka in the supermarket...
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P friday is when in the contrasting SOUL of our life a WARM ...
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AT It's nice to drink on Friday... On other days, too. It's not about days at all...
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P Friday or Friday - that is the question
P the plaintiff comes unnoticed - on the night from Friday to Monday ...
H You should not look for a reason to drink on Friday. Friday is an excuse.
FROM Do the words "drunkard" and "Friday" sound similar by any chance?
P Friday is a mourning day of farewell to the working week. Therefore, one can understand people who sometimes get drunk from grief.
And Friday came ... And she asked:
- Is there a reason? What if I find it?
AT Friday night girls are supposed to be drunk...
At ra! finally friday saturday sunday!
AT national holiday - FRIDAY!!!
AT Friday is the most drunk. On Monday, most often I want Friday.
FROM synonyms for friday
1) Pitnitsa
2) Tyapnitsa
3) Friday
P yatnitsa! It's time to experiment on the body
P On Fridays I return late, at four o'clock on Saturday. And now I want to sleep.
At went to meet with the weekend!
W Apoy is when you have seven Fridays in a week.
AT Friday toast at work should be short, otherwise there will be no time for rest!
H new anti-alcohol action - shutdown of ICQ and social networks on Fridays to complicate the communication of drinking buddies ...
P yatnitsa is a pig day.
P why is everyone’s contact status about Friday related to alcohol, that no one goes to the theater or cinema on Fridays?
Of course, they go, but after drinking heavily before that ...
E If you don't quit your job now, Pyatnizzo will pick you up!
AT we live from Friday to Friday ....
P Friday is a holiday that is usually celebrated on Saturday and Sunday. On Monday, it is customary to wait for Friday in the morning, and on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Friday is especially expected, trying to postpone all important matters for the next week
D the ear waited with admiration for Friday, and the liver and kidneys with horror for Monday.
AT Friday night? Drunken parties, noisy parties in the club, roads, light flirting, alcohol eclipse. Well, what about me? I'm rolling around in a chair...
AT from like we come to work to work. But Friday proves otherwise...
At more and more Fridays in the week...
P The first person to celebrate Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
T I just tuned in to work - and suddenly it's Friday again, rest again ... That's how it always is!
T You are late for work for the fifth day in a row. So today is Friday.
P only those who study on Saturday do not like Friday
W hello friday, sorry saturday, i probably won't remember you
P yatnitsa though not big celebration, BUT THEN WEEKLY!!
T it's good to protect the liver from bad ecology. Especially on Fridays
E it can happen to anyone! A box of vodka on Friday attacked two men and took away their entire salary!
P friday... squirrels are watching you
FROM tarin Russian holiday "Friday" .... celebrated for 3 days
P Friday is the long-awaited day of choice. Fresh out of the shower or sweaty out of the fridge!!!
FROM words "Friday" and "control" are incompatible.
AT Last Friday evening, Ukrainian scientists found a previously unknown reason...
T only on Friday afternoon you will understand: in principle - you can live
E If you start walking on Friday evening, then there will be eight days in a week: five working days and three days off
Funny poems about Saturday and Sunday
The long-awaited Friday has already arrived and there is not much time left before our beloved Friday evening.
Friday is the favorite day of the week for almost everyone, because for many it is the last working day, and the weekend is ahead. Everyone starts dreaming about Friday from Monday itself. We offer you a selection of jokes, statuses and aphorisms that will give you a Friday mood.
Who doesn't love Friday? Probably only those who study or work on Saturdays. For everyone else, this day of the week is the last working day, and therefore the first day off. Choose a cool status about Friday and publish it on your page on a social network.
It infuriates when it's Friday in the shower, and it's Monday outside.
Two bosses meet
- Do you hear, do you give out your salary?
- Not.
- Me neither. Do they still go to work?
- They go.
- And mine go. Listen, can we make an entrance fee?? Entrance was paid. A week passes.
- Well, do yours still go to work?
- Yeah, just save.
-???
They come on Monday and leave on Friday.
From explanatory note janitor: “I wasn’t drunk at all at the end of the shift on Friday. Yes, I was lying on the lawn and eating grass, because the scythe broke, and the plan had to be fulfilled.
Two Odessans are talking:
- You, Yasha, are lucky in life in everything, I'm just envious.
- Yes, it will be to you, Rabinovich! Here, at least last Friday - no luck. I went by express bus to Odessa for the weekend, so instead of two hours the express dragged for five whole hours.
- And you, Yasha, are talking about bad luck?! You paid for two hours, and went for free for three!
Friday. Evening. The traffic cop stops the car:
- Have you been drinking?
- Not!
- And why? Did something happen?!
Why is Friday the thirteenth considered a terrible day?
- Because on this day, witches, mermaids, kikimoras, grandmothers, furies, harpies, gorgons, shrews, valkyries and other evil spirits get together and have a sabbath.
- Wait, you are describing March 8 to me ...
One friend tells another in horror:
- It happened on Friday! I still have nightmares at night... just awful.
- What?
- I cooked dumplings, threw 26 dumplings into the pan.
- So what?
- And took out 27!
In Smolensk schools, this is how: if a physical education teacher and a Trudovik stop drinking, then the school becomes a gymnasium. So far, there are only 3 gymnasiums in Smolensk, and none at all on Fridays.
On Monday I always feel like Robinson Crusoe. I really miss Friday.
I don't drink anymore! Generally!!!
- Why?
- I returned from work on Friday, tired - like a dog. Decided to stay at home. I took a shower, dived under the covers and drank a whole bottle of cognac.
- So what?
- I was then seen in three restaurants in that blanket.
Come on, we don't drink every Friday.
- You just don't remember everyone!
In America, they came up with “black Friday”, when discounts in stores reach up to 90%, and they sell up to 85% of stale goods. Ours went even further and came up with a “black December”, raised prices three times and sold everything!
FRIDAY!!! The brain screamed and took the ass in an unknown direction ...
One man approaches another:
- I gave you 1000 rubles in loans a month ago. When will you return?
- Damn, I was drunk to smithereens then, I don’t remember anything.
- I don't care.
Have you ever drunk yourself until you lost your memory?
Yes, this Friday.
So I gave it to you then.
Semyon drank for eight days in a row, until his wife thought to tear Friday off the calendar.
Three English lords got together on Fridays and played preference. On one of the Fridays, two lords arrived at the third, where they were met by the butler:
- The owner has a lady and he asked me to tell you that if he can, he will not come.
- Now we'll lower the boat!
It's the best Friday this week!
For some, Black Friday leads to Blue Monday.
- Today is Thursday.
- I'm already set.
The boss gathers employees on Monday for a planning meeting:
- Today is Monday - you understand, it’s a difficult day, today you need to move away from the weekend and don’t strain too much, on Tuesday, as usual, you need to start swinging to work, on Wednesday you need to work hard, Thursday is almost Friday, and Friday is short day and all...
- Does anyone have any questions?
- There is...
- How long will this crap with the environment continue??!!
Friday came again - the liver froze in fear ...
Girls, I'm getting married on Friday!
- In what time?
- At 14:30.
- A banquet?
- At 18:00.
- And for whom?
What is Friday the 13th?
- This is when witches, kikimors and mermaids get together and have a sabbath.
Don't confuse Friday 13th and 8th March.
Nothing, I'm kind on Fridays.
- But today is Tuesday. - Exactly, you stupid bastard!
What are you most afraid of on Friday the 13th?
- Monday the 16th
However, Robinson Crusoe settled in well:
- Dumped from everyone on desert island And every day is Friday!
Blondes talking:
- This year New Year falls on a Friday!
I hope it's not Friday the 13th?
How busy are you on Friday?
On Friday I will be busy until Monday.
Today is Thursday. It's worse than Saturday. But better than Tuesday. Moreover, it is much better than Monday.
- But a little worse than Friday. It warms that Thursday, nevertheless, is better than Wednesday. A little. I will tell you more.
- Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because on Sunday - tomorrow is Monday, and on Thursday - tomorrow is Friday.
Every year in the spring the clocks are moved forward an hour. Every year everyone is unhappy with this. And it's so easy to make everyone happy! It is enough to translate the clock not on the night from Saturday to Sunday, but in the middle of the working day on Friday!
Pavel calls his friend:
- Friday, what?
- Good!
- This is even better!
Our person is more influenced not by Wednesday, but by Friday.
And on Friday night, the girls were preening. They did hair, painted lips, smeared eyelashes. Manicure. Fools-fools! They did not even suspect that the guys had already chipped in for a box of vodka.
"Friday is a slut! Hehe!" - all day at work you yell and rub your palms, and after work you run home at a run to have a hasty meal, change into all soft clothes and fall asleep. Adulthood.
Of all the working days, I love Friday the most! You do nothing but just sit and think about how to spend the weekend!
- And I prefer Thursday!
- Why?
- Well, firstly, the weekend is ahead, and secondly, it's also Friday!
It's good that today is Friday, you can sit normally and relax.
- Today is Thursday.
- I'm already set.
Chat guy:
- Hi all! I am 30 years old, looking for new friends.
- Where are the old ones?
- There is not.
- Why?
- On Friday evening he broke a bottle of vodka.
The teacher gave a topic for the essay:
- Make up a story using the names of all the days of the week. Vovochka wrote:
On Sunday, dad went hunting. He brought such a huge hare that we ate it on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and still left for Saturday.
Friday is global day to get rid of all the fucking stuff.
The husband drank five days in a row, until his wife guessed to tear off Friday on the calendar.
From the ship they noticed a man in the sea.
"Hey, don't worry," they shouted at him.
- Now we'll lower the boat!
- No need! Better tell me how to get to Liverpool?
- Swim straight for three days, and turn left on Friday!
We have only two real holidays - New Year and Friday. And Friday can come on any day of the week, if the next one is a holiday. For example, next week Friday to Wednesday.
Trouble!
- joyfully shouted ass.
- Ass!
- Trouble smiled. The meeting of old friends on Friday meant that something big was coming.
From the diary of a French student: Friday:
- Drank with Russian first-year students. Saturday:
- Nearly died. Sunday:
- Hangover with Russian first-year students. Monday:
“I wish I had died on Saturday.”
A man falls down from a big bodyna. He sits on the bed, puts his head in his hands and groans:
- Yesterday was Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday... GOD! And what about today?!
A good job is if you once a week say to yourself “thank God, it’s Friday already!” Bad job- this is if you once a day say to yourself “thank God, it’s already evening!”
Dear colleagues, is there anyone who wants pizza?
- Tomorrow to work, I propose to get drunk on Friday!
What day is Friday the 13th?
When are you coming to dine with us, Mr. Katz?
- So... I'm at Stern's on Monday... I'm sick on Tuesday... I'm at Weiss's on Wednesday... I'm sick on Thursday... I'll come to you on Friday.
What day is Friday the 13th?
- Oh, it's a terrible day when witches, kikimores and mermaids have a sabbath.
- Just do not confuse Friday 13 and 8 March.
I haven't had a drink for two days this week:
- Saturday and Sunday. And that's just because today is Friday.
Robinson Crusoe and Friday on a desert island:
- Friday, will you smoke?
- No, they say smoking is bad for our health!
- Who's talking?
Celebrated Friday the 13th, grabbed a couple of beers. Decided to jokingly summon Satan. Googled it, drew a pentagram on the floor with salt, and began to cast a spell. On the second line, the doorbell rings. I open - the former. No wonder they broke up...
Pavel calls his friend:
- Listen, old man, what day is it today?
- Friday, what?
- So, it turns out, tomorrow is my birthday?
- It turns out ... Have you forgotten?
- No, I bought eight bottles of wine yesterday...
- Good!
- And today I woke up - there are already twelve of them.
- This is even better!
- Old man, forgive me... Maybe I don't understand something, but they are all empty...
A conversation between two blondes.
- Imagine! They say that this New Year will fall on a Friday!
- Yeah!? If only not on the thirteenth!
Returning after a trip to her parents, the mother asks her daughter:
- You were a good boy, Lenochka, you went to bed on time, didn’t you cry?
- Yes, Mommy, on Wednesday and Friday, my nanny slept.
- You should talk to me when the nanny was sleeping, - her father corrects.
- With you, daddy, she slept on Thursday, - the child retorts.
Would you like to have dinner with me this Saturday?
"That's very sweet of you, but I'm actually getting married on Saturday."
-... Then maybe on Friday?
Are you going fishing today, Friday the 13th?
- Of course! I hope the fish don't get lucky today...
In the morning, an unhappy, not hungover sits on the bed:
- Yesterday was Friday, tomorrow is Saturday ... God, what about today?
Friends gathered in a bar on Friday evening, one was half an hour late. Finally comes and says:
Guys, I'm sorry to be late, but on the way here, I saw three guys about to rob and beat my boss!
- And what, did you help?
- Yes, at first I wanted to, and then I decided that they themselves could handle it quite well!
Your Friday drinking is disgusting. A free person drinks when he wants.
Let me read it: So, December 22 - Friday, December 23 - Friday, December 24 - Friday ...
What is this, a diary?
- No, this is an erotic diary of Robinson Crusoe.
How busy are you on Friday?
On Friday I will be busy until Monday.
Every Friday, an elderly poor Jewish man dined for free at the rich man's house. One day he came to dinner with a young man, whom he also seated at the table.
- And who is this?
- asked the owner of the house.
- This is my son-in-law. I promised to support him for the first year after marriage.
Friday, end of tour. The doctor says goodbye to the patients in the ward:
- Ivanov, goodbye.
- Sidorov, until Monday.
- You, at the window, goodbye ...
Let it be better to be ashamed on Monday morning than bored on Friday evening.
Lucy, how long will you be busy this Friday?
This Friday I am busy until Monday.
One day you will ask me how often I drink: every day or only on Fridays? I will answer: "Of course, on Fridays." You will leave without knowing that I have seven Fridays in the week.
Blonde with friend
- Damn, New Year's falls on a Friday...
- Yes? I hope not on the 13th?
Jews are not allowed to work on the Sabbath.
- Muslim - on Friday. But the Russians went further ...
"Blimey! On Friday, we didn’t sit so weakly, but this morning - no hangover, and the whole weekend is ahead! Katya rejoiced, not yet suspecting that today was already Wednesday.
She went to the mountains to ski. A couple of days later, he called her and said that he would arrive by train at seven in the morning.
- No no!
she screamed.
- Not this train, they call it the cuckold train. Laughing, he arrived on another train, spent the day off with her, and returned to Paris. The next Friday, he called her again that he would come.
- And it's you?
she asked with some indifference.
- You can arrive at seven o'clock.
What day is Friday the 13th?
- Oh, it's a terrible day when witches, kikimores and mermaids have a sabbath.
- Just don't confuse Friday the 13th and March 8th...
2 blondes are talking. One says to the other:
- Can you imagine the New Year falls on Friday! To which the second replies:
- If only not on the 13th.
Israel has released a special utility that checks the files in "My Documents" for kosher. If a file is found whose creation date falls on a Saturday, the program mumbles through the prayer columns and changes the date to Friday.
We sit at work. Friday, and then the urgent order was thrown off. Evening already, and it is necessary to have time before the end of the day to place an order with suppliers. The boss comes in looking bored. He stood, looked at us, how we work ...
- Chet you have stale air. Nothing to breathe! And it comes out. Olya:
- Damn, we stole the air! But we didn't notice! Allah:
- Do not be distracted! We'll order air later!
And how did you manage to break your jaw in three places at once?
- And this is an accident at work, doctor. You see, I work as an excavator. On Friday evening I look - next to the sewer hatch is not closed. Well, I think, suddenly, over the weekend, someone will fall into it. I took it and covered it with a ladle for the weekend. On Monday I come, start up, lift the bucket, and three plumbers crawl out of the hatch ...
The hippo swings on a camomile. A crocodile flies past and asks:
- What time is it now? Hippopotamus:
- Friday.
- Urraa! Summer's soon!
Some people have unlucky Mondays; others don't like Fridays; still others are afraid of the thirteenth, but personally, the fuck is watching me every day!
You say you got married on Friday, and on the thirteenth, too? Are you superstitious?
- Now yes.
Senya, do you know who Karl Marx is?
- Not. And who is Karl Marx?
- Now, if you went with me to a Marxist circle on Wednesdays and Fridays, you would know who Karl Marx is.
- Do you know who Feinberg is?
- Not. Who is Feinberg?
“Now, if you didn’t go to your Marxist circle, you would know who visits your wife on Wednesdays and Fridays.
From the explanatory janitor:
- I wasn't drunk at all on Friday. And he was lying on the lawn and eating grass, because the scythe broke, and the plan had to be carried out at any cost.
I’m starting to respect Muscovites, how should they have celebrated Friday, so that they would be banned from it?
The closer Friday, the better the morning!
Dialogue in the office Friday, 16:00.
- What are you doing?
I water the cacti. They want to drink.
- Yes, damn it, even cacti drink on Friday! ..
Friday is the fifth day of the week. Your last working day and the first - at your liver.
If you don’t drink on Fridays, and get up early on weekends, then there is a lot of time left to comprehend what for such a life!
The new boss gathered the team and announced the plan for the week:
On Monday we have a rest from Saturday and Sunday holidays. Tuesday - preparation for serious work. We work hard on Wednesday. On Thursday we take a break from hard work. Friday - preparation for Saturday and Sunday holidays. Any questions? One worker rises:
- What is it, we will work every Wednesday?!
It's good that today is Friday, and not tomorrow, like yesterday.
Is there anyone who does not like Friday? Probably not, Friday is almost everyone's favorite day. Work week behind, and ahead of the weekend, great opportunity relax and have fun. Since Friday is everyone's favorite day, it deserves our attention. We offer you a selection of aphorisms and sayings about Friday, set yourself “Friday” statuses, let them remind you that the long-awaited weekend is coming soon.
Of all the days of the week, Friday is the most loved. Not even Saturday or Sunday, but Friday. Because there are two whole days of the weekend ahead. No matter how hard it is work week, on Friday evening everyone finds the strength to start the Rest program. The most terrible is Monday: the realization that the weekend has flown by and you need to work.
Everyone loves Friday, even shops have sales on Friday. The day of huge discounts is called Black Friday, this is perhaps the happiest day of the year for shopaholics, of course, because on the Friday sale you can buy branded items with a discount of up to 90%.
However, Friday is not always so friendly, on the 13th it can also be insidious. Friday the 13th is endowed with mystical properties, on this day the most mysterious and inexplicable events take place. But for absent-minded people, Friday the 13th is only a joy. Still, because there is something to write off their clumsy actions. Whatever you do on this day, and whatever happens, it's easiest to blame Friday the 13th.
You should not look for a reason to drink on Friday. Friday is an excuse.
And every occasion, as you know, needs to be washed)))
Pyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! - the ass screamed and dragged me in an unknown direction ...
At least bring it back until Monday...)))
Friday night: whole life ahead!
Monday morning: all life behind)))
Only on Friday afternoon you understand: in principle, you can live.
Understanding this goes away on Monday morning ...)
Friday came. I would like to play a dirty trick, so much so that it would be a shame at least until Wednesday ...
But what about Thursday? Let's do it until Thursday, what a dirty trick in vain)
Friday... Losers online, the rest are all offline.
But the losers will not have a headache on Saturday))
Friday, though a small holiday, but a permanent one!
And most importantly, everyone celebrates it, regardless of place of residence and religion)
Nothing foreshadowed trouble. It was a normal day, Friday the 13th...
Black cats were running all over the place...)
Friday jokes
You can’t work on Friday: Muslims have a holy day. You can’t work on Saturday: the Jews have a holy day. You can’t work on Sunday: Christians have a holy day. You can't work on Monday: Russians have a hard day.
Confess what you have there on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday? Need to unload the week!
How long will you be busy this Friday?
This Friday I'm busy until Monday!
Friday and weekend are the same!
I worked hard today, and realized that today is Friday only when at 4 o'clock with a cry of "Who is the last - that sucker!" director escaped.
Indeed, you have earned it, usually with such a cry you are the first to run away ...)))
You're late for work for the fifth day in a row. What conclusion do you think I should draw? - That today is Friday.
If I had not been late, you would have been lost in days ...)))
Today is Friday the 13th and witches will fly around the city ... mainly on Porshe, Lexus, Infinity.
All white power will fly on the subway ...
The dream of Friday is the most common among the working population. It starts on Monday and continues four days a week.
In general, not a job, but a solid dream!
Pensioner Petrova named her daughter Friday, so as not to forget when the “Field of Miracles” was.
Along the way, she named her son Leonid, so as not to forget the name of the host ...)
I don't understand how Friday the 13th can be a bad day. It's Friday!
Only Monday can be unsuccessful, it doesn’t matter 13 or 23 ...)
cool statuses
Friday traditionally began with a light dinner on Thursday and ended with a hearty breakfast on Monday.
What about lunch on a Tuesday?
On Friday, the 13th, witches, kikimoras, grandmother-hedgehogs, mermaids, furies, harpies, gorgons, shrews, valkyries and other evil spirits get together and have a sabbath. Just don't confuse Friday, March 13th and March 8th...
Oh, I forgot that this is not the same holiday, I almost congratulated my wife on Friday the 13th!)
Monday morning began, as always, unexpectedly - after Friday evening.
Why is there Saturday and Sunday in the calendar, but I don’t have them?)))
We all work according to the Robinson Crusoe method - we are waiting for Friday!
Unlike Robinson Crusoe, she comes to us without any delay!
Friday, she is no longer a worker, but not yet a vacationer - in a word, an expectant.
But when she goes into holiday status,
Thursday. I look at the clock - 16.00. I can hardly restrain myself from screaming - Hurrah! Friday in Vladivostok!
Since the New Year comes to us from Vladivostok, it means that Friday will come too!
On this list "What is the scariest thing?" ends...)
Yesterday was Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and today what then?
Aphorisms
I love Monday - only three days until Friday.
I love Thursday so much!
People have fun, Friday is coming to us!
If everyone is friendly and happy, it means that today is Friday!)
Paying on Friday is a blow to the liver.
Salary on Monday - a blow to endurance and conscience ...)
The soul waited with admiration for Friday, and the liver and kidneys waited with horror for Monday.
If you start drinking green tea, the soul and liver will become one!)
Better than Friday- Saturday only.
Better than Saturday - only next Saturday!
Let everything in life pass by, except for Fridays, money and intimacy.
Just the money goes away with Friday ...)
For 90% of people, the main dream is the onset of Friday ...
The remaining 10% are just still very young and do not know what Friday is ...)
When on Friday evening one of the entire queue does not buy alcohol, you feel directly some kind of isolation from your native people ...
As stated in one funny quote, only those who work on Saturday do not like Friday. And this is an absolutely correct statement. After all, the day when the working week ends, and which gives the anticipation of the weekend, simply can not be loved.
We are also delighted with this day of the week, and therefore made a cool selection, which included best quotes about Friday.
Statuses about Friday are funny
Friday is man's friend!
On Friday evening, you realize that, in principle, you can live.
Live like every day is Friday.
You should not look for a reason to drink on Friday. Friday is an excuse.
Monday - we leave the weekend, Tuesday - we get ready for work, Wednesday - we work, Thursday - we have a rest from work, Friday - we get ready for the weekend. Conclusion: maybe stop working on Wednesdays already!
Leaving work on Friday, I try not to run...
Just tuned in to work - and suddenly it's Friday again, rest again ... That's how it always is!
On Friday, most often you want to drink. On Monday, most often I want Friday.
Always give your 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
Salary on Friday - a blow to the liver.
Many people have their own traditions on Friday. All due to the fact that in a series of working days, Friday is the last working day preceding the weekend.
And, of course, it is seen as an occasion for celebration, fun, relaxation, meeting friends and much more. Well, Friday gives a reason to read quotes.
Quotes and statuses about Friday are cool
Better a bad Friday than a good Monday.
If weekends and holidays are highlighted in red on the calendar, then why isn't Friday highlighted in blue?
I love Monday - only three days until Friday.
Do you feel? Smells like a weekend!
Work according to the method of Robinson Crusoe - wait for Friday.
Friday is the best time to work!
Until Friday left .... survive Thursday!
From Monday to Friday is very far away, and from Friday to Monday is within easy reach.
If you don’t feel like working for the fifth day, then today is Friday.
Nothing ruins a Friday like the news that today is Thursday.
Not a single quote about Friday will tell you about this, but there is a so-called “Friday syndrome”. It consists in unwillingness to work and can manifest itself in a variety of ways - from a drop in efficiency to deception of superiors, in order to be released earlier.
Especially for those who have experienced this syndrome for themselves - quotes about Friday are short and funny.
Friday... Quotes...
Robinson enjoyed Friday before it was mainstream.
The dream of Friday is the most common among the working population. It starts on Monday and continues four days a week.
Friday is like a handbag - it does not contain what you are looking for, but there are many other interesting things.
Friday, she is no longer a worker, but not yet a vacationer - in a word, an expectant.
Better than Friday - only Saturday.
Friday, though not a big holiday, but constant.
For 90% of people, the main dream is the onset of Friday ...
Today, the Strugatsky brothers would not write "Monday begins on Saturday", but "Friday ends on Sunday."
Every Friday night, life begins anew.
There are only two real holidays - Friday and New Year.
Almost all quotes about Friday assure that most people's favorite pastime on this day of the week is in a bar. But if you are looking for how to spend Friday evening interesting, eventful, and most importantly - with health benefits - here are a few ideas: outdoor walks, sports, a trip out of town, time with your family. In general, there are many excellent alternatives to relax and unwind not with a glass in a stuffy place, but with benefit or at least without harm to health.
And one more piece of advice that you definitely won’t find in quotes about Friday: sometimes it’s better to sacrifice a busy evening in order to restore strength. Healthy sleep everyone needs. So if you've had a busy week, go to bed early.
About Friday with humor
Nothing can darken a Friday like a working Saturday.
We are all Friday-philes and Monday-phobes.
Friday... Squirrels are watching you.
Just as Friday is followed by Saturday and Sunday, so after quotes about Friday come
