By the student's day the script is the unity of different. Competitions for Student's Day - fun and funny

Celebration scenario for a student company

Scenario for Student's Day for students

What can be included in the script for celebrating Student's Day

Scenario of the holiday program for Student's Day

Quiz

The direction of the quiz can be any - literary competitions, comic evening or serious competition. Not only students can take part, but everyone who wants to participate.

You can, for example, make up a series of questions in a particular discipline - literature, mathematics, physics, make riddles to test your ingenuity and resourcefulness. You can also ask those present to remember actresses named Tatyana, or literary heroines, ask to come up with as many diminutives as possible on behalf of Tatyana.

You can ask questions orally, or you can prepare question cards, photos of actresses or portraits in advance.

Time Machine

Distribute paper, pens and envelopes to those present and ask them to write letters to themselves. All letters are then put in a box, which is securely sealed and given to someone for safekeeping. Any term for opening letters can be set - five, ten years, etc.

theater competition

Participants receive task cards. According to this task, they must read in some style nursery rhyme, for example "Our Tanya is crying loudly." It is necessary, depending on the task, to read this verse in the spirit telephone conversation, or a love confession, or public speaking etc.

Who ate the carrot?

Participants stand in a circle, the driver is in the center. Participants behind their backs pass each other a carrot (apple, banana, etc.), while also trying to bite off a piece while the driver does not see. The driver must guess who has the carrot now. If he guessed right, he changes places with the one who had the carrot. If the participants managed to eat the carrot before the driver guessed where it was, he must complete some task.

Divination from Tatyana

We can tell those present that all Tatyanas can accurately predict the future for anyone who wants to. Usually they guess on the novel “Eugene Onegin”, while asking questions: “what was”, “what will be”, “how will the heart calm down”.

guinness show

You can hold a competition, for example, who has the longest hair, the thinnest waist, etc. At the end of the competition, everyone is awarded the title of “most-most”.

Forged chains

The participants are divided into two teams. Both teams stretch into a chain and, holding hands tightly, stand opposite each other, at a distance of about six steps. One of the teams chooses one representative, and he tries to break the chain with a running start. If he succeeds, he takes any participant to his team, if not, then he himself remains in the other team.

It is necessary to think over the design of the holiday

Interesting holiday decoration ideas

Newspaper

You can make a comic newspaper by pasting clippings from newspapers and magazines, and stick photos of friends, teachers, etc. in place of photos.

Use children's photos, you can invite the rest to guess where who is, comparing children's and adult photos.

For a newspaper, you will need whatman paper, colored magazines or newspapers, felt-tip pens, paints, scissors, glue. You can make a wooden frame for the newspaper, on which you can stick anything you like - buttons, paper clips, beans, beads, etc.

You can draw a poster. It will differ from a newspaper in that they do not write on it, but draw, mainly funny pictures. You can also stick them on. The flight of fancy is not limited here.

butterflies

You can make butterflies from candy wrappers and scatter them on shelves, attach them to curtains, hang them on a chandelier. It is done like this: candy wrappers are assembled into an accordion so that corrugated strips are obtained, then they are folded together in threes and fastened in the middle with a small paper ring.

Asterisks

Cut out stars from foil, colored or gift paper. They can be stuck on walls, on cabinets, hung on the ceiling, etc. d.

Toothpaste

Draw on windows, on glass cabinet doors, on any smooth surface, patterns or pictures with toothpaste. You can use colored paste. The advantage is that it is then easily washed off, and when it dries, you can draw on top of it with markers, and then all this will also be washed off without effort. You can sprinkle glitter on the paste before it dries.

Holiday scenario - Student's Day or Tatyana's Day.

The callsigns of the holiday sound, the screen descends, a video film “Our student life” is shown on it: video fragments of lessons, exams, student holidays, as well as a video of the hostel - how a student wakes up in the morning, then prepares himself breakfast in despondency, goes to class. But on the doors of the audience hangs the announcement “Couples are canceled. Everyone went to the concert for the Student's Day." The student is in despair, takes his head, suffers, then goes to the assembly hall of the university.

The stage opens. The phonogram sounds "Before the beginning enchanting show left 9, 8, 7.....0"
Exit leading - students.

HOST 1 : Good afternoon everyone! Every year on January 25 the whole country celebrates cool holiday- Student's Day or Tatyana's Day.

HOST 2: Greetings and congratulations to all Tatyana present in this hall. Let's congratulate them with loud, stormy applause.

Congratulations to students, as well as the most beloved teachers on the Student's Day! So, let's meet and spend it hard and fun!

1 host: Student's day is the most the best holiday for students, excluding passing tests and exams. This holiday is celebrated former students, future students and naturally real students. And first, let's remember or just find out the history of our holiday with you. And so, who will be able to tell the story of the emergence of students' day?

(student answers)

2 host: It so happened that it was on Tatyana's Day, which is celebrated on January 25 according to the new style, in 1755, Empress Elizaveta Petrovna signed a decree "On the Establishment of Moscow University", and Tatyana's Day became an official student day, in those days it was called the Foundation Day of Moscow University. Since then, Saint Tatiana has been considered the patroness of students. On this day, it is customary to light candles for academic success. They pray to the Martyr Tatiana in difficult teaching and enlightenment.

1 host: And now the floor is given to the rector of the church of St. Nicholas - Father Alexy.

2 host: By Decree of the President of Russia No. 76 of January 25, 2005 "On the Day of Russian Students" the holiday Russian students was officially approved.

1 host:

Can you tell me who is a student?

Yesterday's student

Diligently he writes notes

And he's busy with scholarships,

And after - not averse to a spree.

Always ready to help friends.


2 LEADING: And so, who is a student? They say that this word was originally designated as "cockroach" - he always eats, and there are always a lot of them. In short, we are glad to welcome all the "cockroaches" of our school, as well as highly respected teachers! We welcome everyone in this festive hall, warmed by your smiles and frantic energy!

Lead 1: There is also an opinion that students come from monkeys, although it seems to me that everything is quite the opposite - monkeys come from students.

2 LEADER: Student years - in the life of every person they take special role. In them - the first love, and knowledge of the world.

STUDENT 1: Remember that every day, every minute we are learning, this is - best time In human life. These are the years devoted to the search for truth, creativity, the pursuit of perfection, years that are unique in the formation of a person.

1 LEADER: We would like to hope that on this day students from all over the world will unite and erase all differences, celebrate and rejoice

2 LEADING: And so, let's make sure of this and see with our own eyes how our students "light up" this year! We invite you to the stage Plotnikova Irina!

Musical number "Jive".

Student parliament - as if the heart is everywhere,
Should rally students everywhere
Since active students enter the parliament
Individuals are creative and imaginative.

Parliament is headed by the smartest
Smart, decent and fair.
The one who feels the fluid moment
The student's chosen one is its president.

STUDENT 1: So, we invite the president of the study council for a welcoming speech.

Radio "Student's Day"

1 LEADER: Today we have a little surprise for all those present! On our holiday concert will be open hot line student radio, and in the wake of "Student's Day", we will receive calls with greetings!

STUDENT 1: And we have the first phone call!
- Alla, allo say!
- Allah! Good afternoon. Did I get there? Is this radio "Student's Day"?
- Right here! Do you want to greet someone? Say hello, request a song?
- Oooh, of course! I want to convey greetings to all the teachers, because they were also once students and spend every day with them! Dear teachers! Courage to you and inspiration, patience, and in general with a holiday! And I want to order a song that constantly sounds in our lives!

Performing artistic number

Scene "History Lesson"

Music sounds. There are two tables on the stage, four students reluctantly go for a couple: one student is talking on a smartphone, kissing it, the second student is chewing gum, the third student is knitting, the fourth one cannot tear herself away from her laptop. Everyone sits down at the table, the bell sounds. The history teacher enters the audience.

TEACHER: Hello young people! Students get up from the table.

TEACHER: don't, don't, don't get up! After all, I am the most democratic teacher of the school, I am the “teacher of the year”. Well, let's start the lesson.

There is a knock on the door, and a student rushes into the auditorium.

TEACHER: (affectionately) Sasha! Oh, and you are sober today, go on your way, today is a holiday!

TEACHER: So, who will answer: who was the French commander of 1812? Answer Ivanov.
Ivanov gets up, is silent.

TEACHER: Hint: "ON..."

IVANOV: Nabokov?

TEACHER: NAP…
IVANOV: Nabukov?

TEACHER: Napole...
IVANOV: Got it.
(sings) Tanks rumbled on the field ...
TEACHER: Enough. Who is the tank?

IVANOV: He!
TEACHER: So, NAPOL...
IVANOV: He's on the field!

TEACHER: That's right, Napoleon. And what was his name? Napoleon Bona...
IVANOV: Bonya?

TEACHER: No!

IVANOV: BonAqua?
(points to the water on the desk)
TEACHER: Right, but where is she standing?

IVANOV: On the desk?

TEACHER: Right, so what's Napoelon's name? Bona..
IVANOV: Bon on the desk?

TEACHER: Clever! And who's to say what the name was famous commander Russia at the same time? Andryushenka, can you?
Andryusha gets up, silently, scratching his head.
TEACHER: It's okay, I'll help you, because I'm the most democratic teacher in the school. His last name starts with KU...
ANDREW: Cutugno?

TEACHER: KUTUZO…
ANDREY: Kutuzov!

TEACHER: That's right, but his name was Kutuzov Mi ...
ANDREY: Mimino?

TEACHER: Micha..
ANDREY: Ah, I understand, Mikhalych!

TEACHER: Mikhail Ila….
ANDREI:
(sings) Moon, moon!
TEACHER: No, kids, not like that. Let's try differently. Tractor, who is it?

ANDREY: The tractor is it.
TEACHER: So, Ilari...
ANDREY: Ilaritractor?

TEACHER: Yes, no. Hilarion! That was the name of Kutuzov's father. So he...
ANDREI: Hilarion's son? Ilarionovich?

TEACHER: That's right, Andryushenka - five! And who was the emperor in these years? Alexander, be the first to answer. Hint - AAAA.

ALEXANDER: Andrey?

TEACHER: Yes, no. If there was Andrey, I would have asked Andrey, and since I asked Alexander, it means that this is the correct answer. Well done, all five.

IVANOV: Marya Petrovna. Tell me: why do you give us five at full speed, put five on our diploma, but no one hires us?

TEACHER: Ivanov, everything is simple: because what kind of employers do we have? Plo…

IVANOV: Bad?
TEACHER: Well done, Ivanov. Quite right. Our employers are bad. And you, Ivanov - five in the diploma!
Music sounds, everyone leaves.

1 LEADER: Yes, that's the story. Tell me, where do our students live?

STUDENT 1: Where, where, who is where: who is at home, who is in a rented apartment, and who is in a hostel ....

2 LEADER: Is there normal conditions for the education and residence of students of our school?? Maybe someone has a diploma for beautiful behavior, vitality and quick wits in student life dorms?

STUDENT 1: I know for sure a person who has such a diploma: so, we invite you to the stage chairman student council hostels.

Chairman's speech
student councilhostels.

STUDENT 1: On Student's Day, even old jokes and fables sound new. Sing, dance, write all sorts of rhyming and non-rhyming works in free theme students have always loved, and on this holiday you can discover new talents in yourself.

Chairman of the Student Council: How many greetings are addressed to our students today, it's so nice!
Dear students! We would like to remind student rules.

STUDENT 1: "It's not too late to study, even when you come to the second class."

STUDENT 2: “If you don’t want questions on the exam, ask the teacher questions”

STUDENT 1: "Never wake a friend who has fallen asleep, do not attract the teacher's attention."

STUDENT 2: Don't be smart on the exam - that entails an extra question.

STUDENT 2: Well, did you remember the main rules of training?

STUDENT 2: Yes, soon we will become adults and experienced.
STUDENT 2: Who is behind all this?

STUDENT 2: It is known - friends, parents, teachers ...
STUDENT 2: Ah, teachers. Now we will show you a story from the life of a student, which is called
"Horrible dream" . Meet!

Scene "Terrible dream"

There are four chairs on the stage, students (teachers) sit cross-legged. The teacher enters (the smallest first-year student, dressed in glasses, with a briefcase, in a large tie).

TEACHER: Ah, sit down here. Get up! Sit down! Get up!

Students stand up, repeat commands like soldiers. One fails.
TEACHER:
(to a failing student) Out!
The student leaves, crying.

TEACHER: Everyone sit down! I got mad here! Who is on duty?

One of the “students” gets up, tries to speak, stutters.

TEACHER: I can't hear! Two for you so you don't stutter (to the next) You! To the blackboard, write!

The next "student" begins to "write" on the board, imitating large letters.

TEACHER: (menacingly) You write small! Sit down, two!(to the next) To the blackboard! Are there cheat sheets? Not? Self-confident, not ready, sit down - two!(student crying) . So, five minutes left until the end of the lesson. We write test! Who decides everything - maybe I will put three.(terribly, like in the army) Started!

"Students" start to write. The teacher menacingly counts down: five, four ... "Students" peep at each other, write off. Time is running out.
Students unanimously declare that they did not have time.

TEACHER: What, didn't you have time? All? Okay, sorry for the first time.

The students breathe a sigh of relief.

TEACHER: Don't relax. So, all - two!

Applause!(music sounds, the participants of the skit go to bow).

Presenter 1: Applause to our artists! Fortunately, this practice is not welcomed in our school.

STUDENT 1: Usually faithful friends have us emerge in years students! But who said that friendship can only be between students, or only between teachers? Our concert today a prime example the fact that friendship between teachers and students exists and can bring the fruits of creativity, which will become real works of art!

Presenter 2: Meet the second-year student Gridneva Valentina with a musical gift!

artistic number
STUDENT 1: Once again we greet all those present with the student's day!

STUDENT 1: Turn to the perpetrators of this holiday - the students! Remember that in school you are perceived as an adult!

STUDENT 2: Therefore, like all adults, you can either attend lectures and seminars or not.

STUDENT 2: You can pass tests and exams, or not!

STUDENT 1: You may or may not be students!

STUDENT 2: Remember, everything is in your hands!
Once again, Happy Holidays everyone. Let the students be lucky in everything!

STUDENT1: Happy Student's Day! See you soon!

Competitive program:

1 Competition: Whose shoe?
For a small company where people know each other.
The whole party takes off their shoes and puts them in one pile.
Everyone is blindfolded.
The leader shuffles the shoes.
At a signal, the people begin to search for their shoes by touch.
Whoever puts on shoes first is the champion.

2 Competition: "Crib"

We all know the ingenuity of students in writing cheat sheets. And only now we will check you in practice. We will ask one representative from the teams to leave (who are given one roll toilet paper). Your task is to tear the paper into small pieces as quickly as possible and hide it on yourself in such a way that nothing can be seen.

3 Competition "We wrote, we wrote ..."

I see you know how to hide cheat sheets. Do you know how to write them? Now I will give each team one sheet of paper, but not a complete one, but only one-eighth of the sheet. And each team will write on a piece of paper an excerpt from A.S. Pushkin's fairy tale "Ruslan and Lyudmila". And of course, the team that can write larger text on your cheat sheet, but the main thing is that the text is legible.

2 host:

And now we are moving on to intellectual competition"Quiz".

4 Competition "Quiz"

Whoever gives the correct answer faster, that team gets one point.

Part I

1. Seven candles burned in the room. A man passed by, put out two candles. How much is left? (Two, the rest burned down.)

2. Twice born, once dies. (Hen)

3. Who can not be lifted from the floor by the tail? (ball of thread)

4. Two bellies, four ears. Who is it? (Pillow).

5. There are three apples in the basket. How to divide them among three babies so that one apple remains in the basket? (Give one away with the basket.)

6. Which month is the shortest? (May - three letters)

7. What year has only 1 day? ( New Year)

8. Who has a hat without a head, a leg without a boot? (At the mushroom)

9. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One, the second is no longer on an empty stomach)

10. What dishes can not be eaten from? (From empty)

11. How does the day and night end? ( soft sign)

12. What tree does a crow sit on when it rains? (on wet)

13. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house? (When the door is open)

14. What clock shows right time only twice a day? (The ones that stand)

15. What is not in cabbage, beets, or radishes, but is in tomatoes and cucumbers? (Letter O)

Part II

1. “My phone rang. Who is speaking? (elephant)

2. “Once, in the cold winter season, I came out of the forest. It was strong ... "(frost)

3. “Our Tanya is crying loudly - she dropped it into the river ...” (ball)

4. "I Earth I almost walked all over - and life is good, and to live ... "(good)

5. "There is no sadder story in the world than the story of Romeo and ..." (Juliet)

6. “The grass is green, the sun is shining, the swallow is in the canopy with spring to us ...”( flies)

7 “A fly went across the field, a fly money ...” (found)

8. "A storm covers the sky with darkness, whirlwinds of snow..."( twisting)

9. "This is my village, this is my home..."( native)

10. “A bull is walking, swinging, sighing on the go: oh, the board is ending, now I ...” (I will fall)

11. “The pike opens its mouth, but you can’t hear that ...” (sings)

12. “A fly went to the market and bought ...” (samovar)

13. “Onegin, my good friend, was born on the banks ...” (Neva)

14. “They dropped the bear on the floor, tore off the bear ...” (paw)

15. "I love the storm in early May)

16. “The brothers sowed wheat and took it to the city-capital. Know that the capital was not far from ... "( gray hair)

17. "Wind, wind! You are mighty, you drive packs...» ( clouds)

18. “There is a teremok in the field. He's not low-?." (not high)

19. “Then she will howl like a beast, then she will cry, like. ." (child)

20. “The poet died, the slave ...” (honor)

21. “My father had three sons. The elder was smart ... "(child)

22. “Come to us, Aunt Horse, our baby ...” (shake)

23. "Cure everyone, heal kind doctor... "(Aibolit)

24. “I erected a monument to myself not made by hands. The folk will not overgrow to him ... "(path)

25. "And I was there, honey-beer ..." (drank)

26. “He knew only one thought power, one, but fiery ...” (passion)

27. “I look, a horse carrying brushwood is slowly climbing uphill ...” (cart)

28. "Sad time! Oh…” (charm)

29. “Let’s drink from grief, where is the mug, the heart will be ...” (more fun)

30. “A grasshopper was sitting in the grass, just like ...” (cucumber)

31. “I love my horse, I’ll comb her hair ...” (smoothly)

32. “Shine - and no nails! - this is my slogan - and ... "(sun)

33. "I do not regret, do not call, do not cry. Everything will pass, as from white apple trees ... "( smoke)

5 Contest: "Thing out of the box"

While the music is playing, the participants pass the box around the circle. As soon as the music is stopped, the one who had the box, without looking, takes out the first item that comes across and puts it on. Once the music resumes, the contestants pass the box again to the next stop. And one more condition given task, in this outfit, the guys remain until the end of the event (The box contains the most miscellaneous items clothes - from children's caps to huge, specially tailored shorts and bras).

Leading: My dears, you are simply adorable.

6 Competition: "My ideal"

Participants are divided into two teams: girls and boys. For each team, clippings from magazines, felt-tip pens, pencils, sheets of A4 paper are prepared. The team of girls needs, using these accessories, to create the ideal of a man, and also, when it is further presented to the audience, to voice what qualities the ideal created by them will have. A similar task must be performed by young men, only they will have to create the ideal of a woman.

Leading: Well, what can I say, well done, how easily you cope with all the tasks.

The next competition will be somewhat unusual. Sooner or later, all of you will create your own families, you will have children who require a lot of attention and care. For the next task, I will ask a young man and a girl to come out.

7 Competition: "Hostess"

2 participants must wash the other two participants: wash, comb, brush their teeth, do exercises with them, feed them, swaddle them, and put them to bed. The winner is the one who completes all the tasks faster.

Host: I think you make excellent parents, as they say: "The main thing is training."

Probably, many of you remember the words from the song ... "I recognize my dear one by his walk." The essence of the next task will be somewhat complicated, and you will need to recognize the dear ladies by their eyes. And so I will ask three girls and three boys to come out.

8 Competition: "Intuition"

The girls are invited to carefully look into the eyes of the boys - their partners in the game. After that, the girls go to another room, and the boys put on gas masks and sit on chairs. They are covered from head to toe with a blanket so that only gas masks can be seen. Women are invited, their task is to find the one in whose eyes they looked just recently.

Leading: And so, we checked our ladies to what extent their intuition is developed, and now let's see how creative our young men can be. Surely they have something to surprise us with. I will ask three boys and three girls to go out to complete the next task.

9 Competition: "Do your hair"

For the competition, you need to prepare elastic bands, bows, ribbons, etc., which is necessary to create a hairstyle. The girls play the role of customers, sitting on pre-prepared chairs, and the boys play the role of hairdressers. The task of hairdressers (boys) is to create a beautiful and bright hairstyle on the head of their client in 10 minutes.

Leading: Are you not hot dear participants? Probably, all the same, you have a little extra clothes. I ask permission to announce the final competition "Cabbage".

10 competition "Cabbage"

All participants are divided into two teams (regardless of gender). 1 player is allocated from each team, and the team must put on him in 1 minute maximum amount clothing worn by team members.

Leading: Dear guys, on this pleasant note, I want to thank you for Active participation in competitions andcongratulate you againHappy Student's Day!

Script for celebrating Student's Day

A fanfare sounds. Text on stage: Day of Russian Students

Presenters: Danila Nozaruk and Milana Ermilova, co-host Vasilets Ksenia

Scenario plan:

    Song Kozhin "Bottle of kefir and half a loaf"

    Scene gr L-231 (film being filmed)

    Crib contest

    Scene gr. F-101 "student's oath"

    “Letter from Vanka Zhukov”, С-202

    Battle ditties(Battle - S205, F-101, …………

    Scene 104 "Guests of the stage"

    Scene 102 "And I'm talking, and he's talking"

    Scene D-101 "Class from the point of view of students and from the point of view of the teacher"

    "Accident in the dining room" O-113

    Monologue "What student does not dream of retaking" 413 gr

    Scene "Exam" С-103

Leading. Hello, young, familiar tribe! Hello, Dear friends! We are glad to welcome you exactly here and exactly today at this hour.
Leading. Students have a separate day -
Tatyana's day - and this is the essence:
Opportunity to take a break from work
And take a break from studying.

Leading. Who are students?

Leading. students - these are young people who manage to live on a scholarship on such a scale as never before on any award

Leading. Students rest when everyone is working and work when everyone is resting.

Leading.students are the main consumers ballpoint pens and common notebooks

Leaders in order:

If a student does not want to study, it means that the military registration and enlistment office is not working well!

The student is not sleeping - the student is resting

The student does not scratch the back of his head - the student is considering a decision

The student does not make mistakes - the student makes a risky decision

History of the holiday, dedicated to the Day student, began back in the eighteenth century, when on January 25, 1755, Empress Elizabeth signed the "Decree on the establishment of a university and two gymnasiums in Moscow."
On the day of St. Tatiana, in her honor, a church was equipped in the university building. Since then, Tatyana has been considered the patroness of students.
And on January 25, the “Decree” of the President was issued Russian Federation"About the day of Russian students".

Leading:

When winter, having crossed the middle,
Casts a gray shadow on the spring,
We remember the intercessor of students
And we celebrate Tatyana's day.

Leading:

Students rejoice on the twenty-fifth,
Tatyana's name day will be collected,
And put candles in your temple
Saint Tatiana will definitely come.

Number______________________________________________________

Leading. Agree, the student who has never used a cheat sheet is bad. The spur has always held, holds and will hold any session.

Leading:

Our task is related to this magic item, supplying the student with adrenaline, accompanying him with trembling in the knee region, redness of the ears, stuttering, but, in the end, bringing relaxation and inexpressible pleasure when not used.

Leading. We invite 3 representatives from the department to the stage. Let's see which departments students can cook well and use a cheat sheet.

Leading. Let's get to know you. What is your name, what course are you in and what department do you study? How many sessions have you successfully passed? And to be honest, have you ever used a cheat sheet?

Leading. And here is the assignment. You have to write an “Ode” to Mrs. Cheat Sheet within five minutes or acceptance speech. Moreover, not just write, but write on pieces of paper, which must first be glued together with adhesive tape. Each piece of paper has a word.

Leading. Both the text itself and the length of the cheat sheet are evaluated. Students have only 5 minutes to prepare. So, the time has come!

Leading: Student's Day is celebrated only in our country? And who of you knows how the Student's Day is celebrated in other countries?

(The screen shows a video about Medieval Europe)

Voice behind the scene. In the Middle Ages, itinerant students wandered from one university town to another to listen to lectures by various celebrities. They were called vagants, and on the way they often composed poems and songs. They are sung with pleasure and modern students, both in Europe and here.

The fragment "From the Vagantes" sounds

(A video with views of Germany is shown on the screen).
Voice behind the scene. In Germany, at the beginning of our century, students were considered the biggest bullies. For any reason, and even for no reason at all, they started a duel. They fought with swords, as a rule, until the first blood, and they tried to inflict a wound in a conspicuous place - most often, on the face. “Scars adorn a man” - is this where the famous saying came from?
Every self-respecting German student had to have at least one such "decoration".

(A video clip of Cuba is shown)
Voice behind the scene
. "Put your knowledge close to your heart and away from the eyes of your examiners" - this is an international student wisdom regarding cheat sheets, especially relevant for Cuban students. Crib sheets (in translation - "unnecessary pieces of paper") appeared along with Cuban students. By the way, in Cuba, a student caught "at the scene of a crime" is subject to immediate expulsion.

Leading. I ask you to show us the results of the "Crib" contest

Number_______________________________________________

Leading - let's talk about the student's health during protracted educational process

1st pair - Consciousness is clear, the pupils are equal, the movement of the eyeballs in in full, the face is symmetrical, swallowing is normal, the reaction to light is lively, hearing is normal. Emotionally stable.

2nd pair - Congestion, stupor, movement of the eyeballs is limited upwards, to the sides. Reaction to light is sluggish. The face is asymmetrical. Hearing is reduced. The voice is hoarse. Rigidity of the occipital muscles.

3rd pair - Lethargy. There is no reaction to light. The entry and exit points are painful. Noise in the ears, hearing is absent. He staggers in the Romberg pose. The voice is nasty. Hyperhidrosis of the palms.

4th pair - Misses with a finger-nose test. Adynomy. Aphonia. Food is poured out through the nose. The tongue deviates to the right, falls to the right. Foot hyperhidrosis.

5th pair - Coma. peripheral nervous system landing symptom. Autonomic nervous system - STOP!

Leading: And so that a coma does not come ... ....

Leading: Meet the students of gr. ______________________

Leading: Students prepare for the student's day in different ways. Someone calculates their financial capabilities, someone prepares for a tea party, and someone writes letters to the village of grandfather at night ... ..

Number "Letter to grandfather, Konstantin Makarych"

Presenter_1: Young man, please, to the microphone ... please introduce yourself

Student:- Ivan...

AT: are you a student?

WITH: Student, bye, Ugh, ugh, so as not to jinx it ....

    Maybe you can answer a few questions?

    Only by ticket, I will not answer on the additional line

    You don't understand, we wanted to interview you a little

    This is please, this is as much as you want

    Your most memorable day of the past semester

    The day I retaken.___________

    What do you think is the most difficult thing about studying?

    Retake _________

    Can you call the past semester successful for you?

    This semester, I successfully retake anatomy, bioregulation and OSD

    How are you approaching the new semester?

    With the question: will I be able to successfully retake anatomy, bioregulation, OSD

    And finally, what would you wish the freshmen today?

    Learn so as not to retake anatomy, bioregulation and OSD

    Thank you Ivan.

Thumbnail "And what student does not hope for a retake?"

And what student does not hope for a retake! As soon as you take the abstract in your hands, you turn over the pages slowly ... The lectures are deep, the coverage of the material is wide. A rare student will reach the middle of the abstract. And the session is already in a hurry. Put the abstract under your arm, take a deep breath and step into the unknown. Here the familiar face of the teacher flashes again, the tickets laid out on the table turn white. You will boldly stretch out your hand, but inside there are only questions, and there are no answers to those questions. Oh, troika, troika bird! It will take your breath away when you see a salutary assessment, and your soul will soar, with a victorious look you will pass by the head of the department. From now on, it is open to you wide road to knowledge. Now you can skip lectures with a clear conscience, because what student does not hope for a transfer?!

Leading: well, we continue our student skit and invite students to take part in the BATTLE OF PARTS. We invite our harmonist Nikolai Alexandrovich and 2 representatives from the departments to the stage. Let's get acquainted (last name, first name, group, branch). You sing in turn one ditty. The students who last the longest win.

Leading: ______________ is the winner. The guys are rewarded with free tickets to the skating rink.

Number__________________________________________________

Moderator: Our next contest is called "Guess the melody". We will invite 3 participants to the stage, teachers and curators and heads of departments can also take the stage. Let's get acquainted. You need to choose a category and guess the sounded melody.

The winner is once again presented and the prize ______ (tickets to the skating rink or speedway)

Leading:

You used to wake up like a bird

Winged spring cocked

And I want to live and learn

But by breakfast it's gone

Leading: Everything will come and go: the second course, and the third, and the fourth, and the fifth ...

Leading: Until then student years, let's examine every minute, taste and savor when used. Happy holiday to you! Happy Russian student day!

Closing ending song ________________________________________________

Scenario of the holiday "Tatiana's day and student's day"

Compiled by: Krotova Oksana Alekseevna MKOU Orphanage No. 1, Guryevsk
The event is dedicated to the holiday dedicated to Tatyana's Day and Student's Day, held at the school, orphanage, university.

Target: Acquaintance and introduction of children to folk traditional culture.
Tasks: give an idea about the holiday "Tatiana's Day", "Student's Day"; history, customs.
Event setup: music, songs about Tatyana, stage design.
The song "Tatiana's Day" sounds. On the screen are slides of congratulations to Tatyana.
1 presenter: Hello!
2 Lead: Good afternoon!
1 presenter. Today, January 25, is the day of students, and most importantly, this is the day of all girls, girls and women, whose name is Tatyana! And I want you to greet our dear Tanya, Tanya and Tanya.
Music sounds, the boys take Tatyana out, waltz. Seated on chairs.
Presenter 1. Tatyana's day ... and snow, a little sad, falls down from heaven. The winter is coming, and the ballroom dance promises us a miracle of miracles! It promises us meetings, but without parting, promises love, luck and success. May this day, this hour Tatyanin unite us all with his purity.
Dear Tatyanas...with all my heart I want to do something unusual for you, so that you always smile,...so please accept our musical gift.
Singing for you
2 ved. Wait, why Tatiana? Why is the holiday dedicated to her? I'm afraid that other females may be offended. After all, there are many other names in the world. For example, your name is Oksana, why not come up with a holiday in your honor?
1 Ved- I: But a holiday is always associated with some event. Today's Day of the Holy Martyr Tatyana is the day of her death, which she took for faith in Christ, not agreeing to return to paganism. What am I telling you, let's see the history of this holiday.
Video "The story of Tatyana's holiday"
2 ved. I read somewhere that Tatyanas have an artistic taste, they are emotional, they know how to stand up for themselves. They are very hospitable, always tasty food, so much so that you don’t have to leave the table, but crawl out.
1 ved. And I know that Tatyana, very valuable workers, it is precisely such employees that are called irreplaceable. And she is also happy not only with her success, but also with someone else's and is not envious, she knows how to create a warm atmosphere. And to all this, Tatyana has a wonderful intuition: they know how to penetrate into the psychology of a person and find the right tone of communication. All this applies to our Tatianas. They even have diminutive versions of the name: Tanya, Tanechka, Tanyusha, Tanya, Tata. By the way, the name Tatyana in the calendar is interpreted as a great martyr. But it is formed from the Latin Tatus - the name of the Sabine king and means mistress.

2 led. Yes! A lot of good things said about Tatyana! I, perhaps, will agree that they deserve this holiday. Many Russian poets dedicated their creations to girls who bore this name. For example, Pushkin:
I remember wonderful moment: You appeared before me
how fleeting vision, like a genius pure beauty.
Everything in it is harmony, everything is wonderful, Everything is higher than peace and passions!
She rests bashfully in her solemn beauty,
But, having met with her, embarrassed, you suddenly stop involuntarily,
Reverent devoutly, Before the shrine of beauty.
1 ved. Blimey…. I think our Tatyanas appreciated your work, and you deserved not only their applause, but also the audience. But what would you wish our Tatyanas?
2 ved. (draws a heart in the air) My most important wish is love!
1 led. Let's ask our viewers to help us. (takes the participant out, makes a wish in his ear, the participant shows with gestures: wealth, smiles, many friends, happiness, many new outfits).
And just about the outfits, by the way. Today Tatyana is so sweet, sympathetic, festively dressed. I suggest adding another accessory to your wardrobe. Hat making.
In the meantime, Tatyana works wonders, for you all a musical gift ______
Music sounds, demonstration of hats.
2 led. Oh, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka, there was such a case with her:
Our Tanechka served in the factory canteen. A food worker assigned to borscht ....
1 Ved. Do you really want to force our Tatyanas to cook on such a day? Not! I won't allow it. I came up with the idea that we will bake a festive cake, but our Tatiana's friends will take part in it. Now the participants will distribute to the audience cards with the names of the ingredients for the pie. Putting a chair is a cake stand. As soon as I give the command, Tatyanas need to make a pie of our participants in order. So, ... for starters, we take a bowl .... (Bowl, flour, eggs, yeast, sugar, pour cream, clapperboard candle on top).
2 ved. Great! Well, here we are enjoying a delicious pie. And how do you imagine Tatyana of the 22nd century?
1 ved. Well, you swung Vanya. Tatyana of the 22nd century will also be sweet, charming and gentle, like the very name Tatyana. And let's find out from Tatyana if they like everything in their appearance, so that they want to change? Answers Tatyana. And we have such an opportunity. In a few seconds you will see the complete transformation of our Tatianas. I offer you face templates, choose the first one that comes across and try it on, and our viewers will appreciate it.
Music sounds, the participants try on face patterns. PHOTOSESSION.
From pure heart Please accept our love and best wishes.
2 ved. Today they celebrate not only Tatiana's Day, but also the Student's Day. From January 24 to 25, it is customary for students to guess. You can turn to Saint Tatiana with a request, for example, to tell her how the exam will pass. Tatyana will definitely give an answer, for example, she will tell you in your dream.
1 led. In fact, this holiday is very popular and interesting, which is celebrated by all young people, and we are no exception.
Three generations gathered in our hall: future students;
those who are currently students,
and those who were students in the past.
Today is your holiday! And we invite our future students to join us. Guys come out.
1 led. Share with us what educational institution are you going to do? Poll. To begin with, remember the words associated with students (spur, exam, hostel). And let's try our future students and find out if they are ready for student life?
Imagine that you are sitting at a lecture, and it is simply vital for you to convey information to your classmate. It is impossible to speak aloud otherwise they will be expelled from the audience, it remains only to convey with gestures. I give the task, you translate with gestures, the audience guesses.
2 led. Put your knowledge closer to your heart and away from the eyes of your examiners what is it???? is an international student wisdom regarding cheat sheets. Agree, the student who has never used a cheat sheet is bad. The spur has always held, holds and will hold any session.
1 ved. It really is. Our second task is connected with this magical item.
Game Cheat Sheet. The facilitator selects two students and gives each a roll of toilet paper. Participants must tear the paper into small pieces very quickly and hide them on top of each other so that not a single piece is visible.
The smartest. Give each one balloon. First, the participants are invited to inflate the balloons, and then the competition "The smartest" is held. Students must, on command, burst the balloon with their fifth point. Whose balloon bursts first is declared the smartest.
Scholarship. Paper bills are put into a basket, and then, at the signal of the presenter, they are abruptly poured onto the floor. Participants of the competition quickly pick up banknotes, trying to collect as much as possible. The winner is the owner of the most high scholarship.
Holidays. The long-awaited holidays have come ... and this is fun. Last test. All people can dance. In fairy tales, even inanimate objects dance, but no one has seen how people dance ... .. (pull out cards with a chair, with a mop, with a samovar, with a hat).
2 led. Our holiday is ending. This holiday, though frosty, is glorious. They say that Tatyana has a crown of ice, a ring of frost, a belt of snow. And still, young people love this day.
Presenter 1: How not to love the Student Holiday?! No wonder the old student anthem says: “Let us be merry while we are young!” See you soon!

Two participants are appointed as "commanders of the dormitories". The hostel is a chair that needs to be seated as far as possible. large quantity of people. Although "settled" is considered even any participant who simply holds the chair with his palm, and not just being on it. The commandant wins, in the "dormitory" of which more residents fit.

Pull ticket

Jokes are written on sheets of paper. For example, crow ten times, dance a national dance, sing a song in bass, etc. The contestants are offered to draw a ticket with a task. But not everything is so simple. Strict "commission" sets additional questions, asks to repeat this or that action in slow or accelerated pace, to accompany some action with sounds, and sounds with movements. And only after that he puts his assessment.

And you sabo?

Students are cheerful and interesting people, and often take each other, as they say, weakly. Male participants are selected and seated on chairs. The host asks the question: “Are you weak?” and then a pause, pulls out the machine from behind. Is it bad for fellow students to shave one leg, say for a bottle of champagne or some other tasty prize. Whoever agrees, at the command “start”, begins the process. We give a prize to the most dexterous master who shaves his leg with high quality.

Spurs

Participants of the competition are offered to hide "spurs" (sweets) on themselves. Then one "teacher" enters and tries, without touching the hands of the participants, to determine exactly where each of them hid the "spur". After that, the procedure is repeated with another "teacher". The winner is the one who accurately points to the most places where the sweets are hidden.

Practice

Participants are asked to come up with and write on a piece of paper a non-existent word denoting an action. For example, “twirl”, “go around”, “doze off” or something else. Then everyone hands over their papers to the host, and he announces that they are starting workshops. After that, the participants take turns approaching the leader, pulling a piece of paper and showing how the action indicated there looks in practice. The most artistic participant wins.

The ever-hungry people

This is not just a competition, but also an extra reason to have a great meal, as it is known that students are always hungry people. So, in front of each participant on a plate are three whites (cheburek, donut or any other tasty “product”). On the “start” command, the participants begin to eat the contents of their plate, but without the help of their hands. The student who was the hungriest and stomped down the contents of his plate faster than the others won.

Smart to the teeth

A fairly simple contest by description, but it’s not so easy to do everything in reality. 2-3 students participate, respectively, the board is divided into several parts according to the number of participants. Each participant receives a chalk that needs to be taken with their teeth and, at the “start” command, the guys write a certain hidden phrase on the board with chalk in their teeth. For example, the phrase "Happy student's day, my favorite band." The participant who completes the task faster and writes a phrase with his teeth will win and receive a prize.

The wisest philosopher

Since philosophy is taught in all faculties and sometimes helps students in life, you can just check which of the guys is better versed in philosophy. For this competition, you need to prepare statements from different philosophers, for example,
1. Any human knowledge begins with intuition, proceeds to concepts and ends with ideas. (Kant);
2. To speak well about virtue does not yet mean to be virtuous, and to be just in thought does not mean to be just in deed. (Aristotle);
3. Capable person suffers from a desire to become even more capable. (Confucius).
In any textbook on the philosophy of these phrases great amount. So, the leader takes turns reading out the phrases, and the students guess who these words belonged to. For one answer - one point, and whoever has more points - he won, and accordingly - the most wise philosopher.

Chemical elements in your pocket

The guys are divided into several teams of about 7 people. In 5 minutes, students must show dexterity and ingenuity and find any chemical elements, for example, ferrum - an iron watch, argentum - a silver chain, silicon - in a lighter, sulfur - on matches, and so on. The team that collects the most chemical elements, will win.

Notable students

For this competition, it is necessary to prepare pictures or photos of various celebrities who once studied at institutes, for example, Pavel Volya - a teacher of Russian language and literature, Martirosyan - a physician, and so on. The children are divided into small teams. The facilitator shows one picture with the image famous person, and the teams must guess what specialty this fame studied. For a correct answer, the team receives a point. The team with the most correct answers wins.