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1) Simulation of the disease
Explanation:
The undisputed leader in popularity! Right now, in this moment time, it is used by more than a million people around the world. Pretend to be sick. They say the head hurts or there is a tooth or stomach, arm, leg, finger or hair in case of emergency. Because you will use this method often enough, then you need to learn how to simulate professionally and artistically, so stay at home and practice limping, sniffing, coughing, and so on, depending on the disease you have chosen.
Without a certificate from a doctor, you will then receive.
Efficiency:
Efficiency depends on acting skills.
Extreme:
Big, they can easily see through your concert.

2) You were released
Explanation:
Do not go to the first-aid post, but just go to the teacher and say that you were already there and they let you go. You have to say it very confidently in order to believe it yourself. If the teacher is naive and kind, then he will easily believe in it.
Possible Side Effects:
You may need help that you don't have.
Efficiency:
The effectiveness is average, for that the method does not require preparations and is very fast for drawing.
Extreme:
Large, easy to calculate.

3) No. 9. Go see an optometrist
Explanation:
To check your eyes, you will be given special drops that dilate the pupils and after that, not only will you not be able to write, you will hardly get into the doorway. Do not forget to take a certificate, then present it to the teachers.
Possible Side Effects:
You won't enjoy walking with eyes like that. Also, the downside is that modern drops only work for a few hours, so this method is only suitable if you live somewhere in Alaska, where you haven’t reached yet new technology.
Efficiency:
Ideal, and the method is valid for quite a long time, so you can safely go somewhere to the resort.
Extreme:
They won't be able to find fault with anything, so relax.
4) No. 7. Urgent need to go home
Explanation:
Show an SMS with a message like “Let my daughter go home, the sewer has burst, we urgently need to wait for the plumber” or “grandmother got sick” there are plenty of options, you can imitate the call of your mother (a friend calls, of course), who will talk to the teacher (show your imagination and come up with a reason ) and asks to come, the connection is bad, I did not understand anything ...
Possible Side Effects:
The teacher can know your parents, mom, dad, grandmother, cat, and so on personally, by sight, including voice, so they can easily figure it out.
Efficiency:
Good if it goes.
Extreme:
If they figure it out, you will receive from the teacher for the rest of the year.
5) No. 6. Critical days
Explanation:
Naturally suitable only for girls. The main thing is to play your role better.
Possible Side Effects:
In the first-aid post they can force you to show evidence. In this case, go to the women's restroom and choose one of the copies from the bucket. It's disgusting, but there is no other way.
Efficiency:
Good
Extreme:
There is a high probability that they can be caught, but you still won’t get anything for it. It is unlikely that the nurse will complain to the teacher.
6) No. 5. eat soap
Explanation:
Some people eat soap to mow down from the army, although this is a very radical method in which it becomes really bad, but in extreme cases you need to know it, you can also apply it to school a couple of times a year.
Possible Side Effects:
You will feel so bad that you will not want to skip.
Efficiency:
Huge
Extreme:
Low
7) No. 4. important trip
Explanation:
If you are a guy, then say that the military registration and enlistment office is chasing, if you are a girl, you went to the hospital.
Possible Side Effects:
Ride such absenteeism once, maximum twice. For without documents, the teachers have no reason to believe you.
Efficiency:
Low
Extreme:
Average, it's hard to prove to you that you were running around on business and to them that you weren't running on business. 8) Frank confession
Explanation:
This method will suit you only if you are an excellent student.
Tell your parents honestly that you didn't do your homework, preferably your mother, because. she is more sensual and will understand and allow you not to go to school, and then she will come up with something to excuse you to teachers, they will definitely believe her.
Possible Side Effects:
This method can only run a few times.
Efficiency
Weak. Need a very good relationship with parents
Extreme:
No extreme, as well as problems, should not arise. (This method helps me a lot, I have a very good relationship with my mother and she pities me)

9) In the morning with your parents, you hit your hand on something, say that your hand hurts. Of course, they will give you all kinds of ointment, and in the late afternoon (try not to move your hand all day and keep it in one position), the hand will turn red, be cold and swell a little (do not worry, this is not dangerous). When a parent sees this, they will be sent for X-ray or to an orthopedic (surgeon). There they will touch your hand (tell me what hurts where 3,4 fingers) You will be prescribed an ointment and in return you can’t write for at least 3 days! They just bandage your hand and that's it! Come home, tell, and you are either kept at home or sent to school (you sit stupidly in class and look at a book) after taking a certificate from a doctor that you are forbidden to write.

10) if you have a loose throat
this method can help: take a toothpick and pierce the tonsils,
they are bleeding, you go up to your mother and say that your throat hurts!
shows her throat and everything is in the blood, the mother in shock calls the doctor, he comes, too
in shock from such an illness. 2 weeks are provided and another month is free from physical education!

Question 1. Problem: Gotta get out of class

Solution: several, options (
a. Drink sick. You go to the first-aid post, pose as a terrible sufferer (a grimace on your face, half-open eyes). You report that you have PMS (pills, you naturally took more than one (No-shpa, Nurofen), but nothing helps. You agreed with your doctor that only at home in a warm bed you will feel better ...
Efficiency: 10 out of 10 if you're a good actress...
Extreme: 0, still legal
b. The same people, the same first-aid post, if you are embarrassed to lie about PMS, lie about migraine (a disease that is common to 70% of people on earth, regardless of age and gender, the symptoms are a TERRIBLE headache that recurs quite often (maximum twice a week) , there is no treatment against her, only relief is possible - pills with painkillers.Tell the nurse that you took the pills, but it didn’t get better, and everything that can help you: sleep, silence, peace and a blindfold (because with a migraine, light and sounds Persistently repeat that this has already happened, and this is the only way to save you from torment.
Efficiency: 10 out of 10, the main thing is to lie confidently and portray the sufferer well. Yes, do not forget to go to the teacher, before which lesson, you dump and warn that you were in the first-aid post, they let you go, here is a reference.
Extremeness: 0, everything is quite decent and official.
BTW: do not lie that you have a sore throat and you get sick, it is very easy for the nurse to check this (check the temperature, look at the throat).
in. Do not go to the first-aid post, but simply lie to the teacher that you were there and they let you go. Lie confidently. If you don’t need a certificate to leave the school, then you’ll get a ride
Efficiency: 9
Extreme: 2 (you never know)
G. Lie that you need to see a doctor for an appointment. Write a note from mom (in one copy, if the teacher wants to pick it up, say what you need to show the guard to exit (unless, of course, you have such a practice). Let the older friend write.
Efficiency: 10 (the teacher must let you go)
Extreme: 6
d. Lie that you urgently need to go home. Show an SMS with a message like (Let my daughter go home, the sewer broke, we urgently need to wait for the plumber: my grandmother became ill - there are a lot of options), imitate the call of a tippa mom (naturally, a friend) who will talk to the teacher (show your imagination and come up with a reason), just talk and say that we urgently need to go home, my mother called, asked me to come, the connection is bad, I did not understand anything ...
Efficiency: 5 (may not let go or suspect something, depending on the teacher ..)
Extremeness: 7 (the main thing is not to give out excitement, otherwise it won’t work
Never NOT: leave the lesson just like that, if you don’t want problems, don’t lie to honey. paragraph about illnesses, the meaning of which and the symptoms you don’t know (like my heart hurts, but you yourself point to the right side, or the spleen, or the liver)

2. Problem: Skip classes in the morning (control, not done homework ..)
Decision: Just stay at home (if your parents leave before you wake up) or go to school (But in fact, dump somewhere, or stand in the stairwell, wait for them to leave, it all depends on specific situation, from where the school is located, is there a cafe nearby, is there a chance that mom will go upstairs to a neighbor .. You have to decide for yourself, based on the conditions!) Then you calmly go home (or wake up). Remember, don’t open the door for anyone (suddenly grandmother came to water the flowers) and don’t pick up the phone (suddenly a class girl) ... You come to the second, third lesson, and weave a story about what burst the pipe and you were waiting for a plumber, or how an option, I was waiting for a doctor for my grandmother, or my mother forgot the documents and keys to the apartment, and you were waiting for her to arrive, or you brought documents to her, or you live outside the city and your mother brought you to school got into the sample .... And also show a note ... Or that she went to take tests, then a certificate is not needed ... That's it, your absenteeism is Legalized!!!
Never DO: lie about the elevator (banal), about the trolley bus (stuck or broken), about traffic jams in the subway (and this is what my classmates said)

3. Problem: taking a day off
Solution: There are two options:
a. Negotiate with parents...
- Be honest about your intentions. Kind eyes, words about fatigue and workload, about the fact that you need to properly prepare for the city conference, the Olympics, open lesson, a seminar, show a stack of books (borrowed in advance from the library), persuade that the lessons are not difficult, and you have no problems with them, or prove that you will catch up on everything you missed ... Usually it works.
Efficiency: 10 to 0, depending on the parents and their mood. If not quite Cerberus and you are not quite a double-dealer, then everything is quite likely.
Extremeness: yes, no, it’s easier to agree with parents
b. Same people, different reason
-Lie about feeling unwell, heat up a thermometer (it’s better to really lie than to try to get sick, why do you need immunity problems, and then, with a high temperature, you don’t want to do much (neither play nor walk). In short, this is the option where the goal is not Justifies the means.Be smarter!) The thermometer can be rubbed in your hand (if mercury), rinsed in tea (if electronic). Eat some kind of candy that will turn your throat red, squish your nose (take a little water into your nose, you will see a slight runny nose immediately appear), sneeze (long live the pepper!) etc. Do not overdo it so that mom does not guess to call a doctor (if you are sure that you will drive the picture away in front of him, then you will stay for a week) ... You can pretend that you were poisoned. True, it’s not very pleasant to hang around in the bathroom, but a couple of times you have to go there and provoke ... Mom left. Next, be calm and quiet. When the classmate calls, tell her that she is sick, mom will write a certificate
Efficiency: 7
Extremeness: well, they can, of course, reveal it, but again, it all depends on self-confidence and faith in success
in. go to the optometrist. As you know, after visiting him, they usually write a certificate stating that it’s not worth going to school (because they instill special drops, they dilate the pupils, and writing and reading up close is not only uncomfortable, but also harmful) Naturally , it’s worth going to the doctor (it’s better to go to a private clinic or to a paid ophthalmologist, in short, not where you are constantly observed, and where fewer people, the best and cheapest option, go to a glasses store, there must be a doctor with him) Check your eyesight, but refuse to bury drops in your eye (I motivate you by the fact that you have recently checked the fundus), ask for a certificate. If you wish, you can keep within 20 minutes, the rest of the day is yours. The pluses are that you can safely walk, and if the teacher reproaches that she saw you in the park yesterday, tell her that the green (white) color soothes the eyes, and the doctor advised you to take a walk on the street.
Efficiency: 10, bonus is that parents may not be aware)
Extremeness: 2 (there is a certificate, what else is needed) Yes, if you know the phone number of a cool person, call and warn why you were not there, then she will not have to call your mother.
G. Just don’t go to school. (Great option if your parents left somewhere) Call the classmate (as an option, a friend) and say that you feel bad (poisoned, for example) And roll out a certificate yourself. To lie that I had allergies (spring is on the street =), I felt bad, I had to go to the doctor, but he prescribed medications (antihistamines - anti-allergic) and it got better ... Or did a fluorography (respectively, find out the opening hours), go (supposedly) better in the middle school day so that there are no complaints (I didn’t come in the morning - I was on my nerves, and then, did you ever get on time on a coupon? There are a lot of payers, you have to skip them ...)
Efficiency: 10
Extremeness: 7 (this can be revealed very easily!)

4. How to skip a week.
Decision: do not go to school, call, say that you feel bad (on behalf of mom). At the end of the week, buy a certificate from a private clinic. Expensive, of course, it will come out, but if necessary, it’s necessary) Or, on the site there is a photo of the finished one, print it (it’s better at a copy center or at the post office, where the printer is very good quality), fill it out, to the question you live in the North-Eastern Administrative District, and a certificate from the South-Eastern Administrative District, say that you fell ill with your aunt (uncle, grandmother ..) Or in another city in general (I left Moscow for the weekend to see and fell ill)
Efficiency: 8
Extremality: 9, the main thing is that the cool girl does not call her mother !!!

5. Problem: skip one class
Decision: just don't show up. To get away with the fact that she was in the school library, she was preparing for the city competition (thus, some people may not come right away) ... Read carefully, the bell is heard badly ... Etc. etc. ... As an option - in the medical center, they helped another teacher collect material from the laboratory, hung ads, rehearsed a sketch for the city competition ... There are a lot of options
Efficiency: 8 (if you are already lying that you were in the library, then at least go there during the break, what if there was a teacher there?)
Extreme: 3-7, depending on the maze

And FINALLY: the school is evil, but nevertheless, not the most worst years your life (believe me as graduates), and from my own experience I want to say that if you study well, then you will have privileges (you will agree that an excellent student lies about a plumber, and a loser is another thing. They will definitely believe the first (and check not they will become, and the second side will come out) Yes, and how good you are, they can let you go from lessons in order to attend some kind of meeting, or go to some kind of competition (usually in the morning and no more than an hour, then - freedom).
In short, use the instructions, but don't overuse them!!! If you remember more ways, write in the comments, we will add. And write your reviews!

Written, an experienced truant who graduated from high school with a gold medal!

How not to go to school? How to get out of school? How to skip school

I had simple excuses to my parents: my stomach hurts, my head hurts, I feel bad. Well, most often I didn’t go to school myself (when my parents worked), and then I myself or asked older girlfriends to write me a note supposedly from my mother.

Provocative question =). As an option - heat the thermometer, rub your cheeks and lie under the covers. At the very least, your appearance and the readings of the thermometer can cause slight excitement in parents.

Any normal parent would not let their child skip school. Unless there is a good reason (going to the doctor, for example, or going to a funeral)

You can just pretend that you are going to school. But before reaching 10 steps to the school - go to the park. True, your absence will be noticed and told to your parents.

Conclusion: You need to be able to skip. But it is not desirable to do this (possible unpleasant conversation with parents and principal)

Just don't go.

You can explain to your parents that you do not want to go today. After all, we were all once children and we know what it is. If a child does not want to go to school, he can simply skip school. Hanging around and doing bad things.

For me, let my child be at home and warm. I'll think of something for him to do.

But of course, it is necessary to instill love for school from the very beginning, so that such questions would not arise.

But now such teachers that not love for school can appear from the first day))))

In fact, there are quite a few ways that a child can skip school. Sometimes it’s enough just to inform your parents about your unfinished lessons and they themselves will come up with a reason for absenteeism so that the child does not pick up deuces and ruin his overall rating. You can also ask a friend to send you an SMS, supposedly from your parents, asking for some help, which you can then show to the teacher. But most effective way shirking from lessons at school can be considered a sudden onset disease, which is quite easy to imitate by drinking the day before cold water so that the throat turns red and seems inflamed; complain of headache and general fatigue; finally warm up the thermometer to show parents the presence of a high temperature ...

put a thermometer in a cup of tea for 10 seconds (see that the temperature is not higher than 37.5)

go to the clinic and take a sick leave (you need to be able to convincingly lie that weakness is dizziness, nausea, then come up with it yourself)

or stupidly skip classes (better in the spring when it's warm)

The Ministry of Health warns you to take a break during the holidays, if you often mow from school you can be expelled from school)

My classmate (who studied very well at school) was dying to attend music school. The problem was compounded by the fact that the mother of this individual worked there as a teacher. When she personally brought her offspring to school, the resourceful guy safely brought his mother to her class, turned around and stomped home. For this he had nothing. If you don’t feel like it, don’t go, you can slip through for a couple of days, on the eve of the holidays and the New Year there is no more intensive study.

It’s better to honestly confess to your ancestors that you don’t want to go to school, 3 days can be missed without a certificate if the parents scribble a note.

I usually wrote myself a certificate supposedly from my parents. If the teacher called in the evening, I tried to pick up the phone and say no, or give the phone to my older brother. There were no mobile phones then. It probably won't work now.

You can imagine what parents will say: what is the best way to skip work? No one will especially captivate you and they will not kill you to death, they will grumble a little, but they can punish you a little. Slowly - walk like it. Well, it's fun, you can drink a beer, then chatter, And there, next to the gateway, are the guys who, skipping school, are already in crime. And under another gateway, the boys are drug addicts. Both are waiting for you in their arms. And now, after several absenteeism, you are hopelessly behind, fall out of favor with both teachers and parents, the school becomes hated, and only the guys from the gates respect you. Next - a fork - or go downhill, and eventually become a loser in life (this is in best case) or, making gigantic efforts, get out of this swamp. I am writing this because I myself was in this situation, and chose the second.

As a child, I kept a thermometer near the battery. It's just hard to keep track of it showing the right temperature. This method has always yielded results. Only after all, during absenteeism, you can miss new topic and then nothing will be clear. So my advice is to skip school!

In the life of every student there is a situation when it is very necessary not to go to school. We want to warn you right away: there is nothing good in the fact that a child skips classes. If gaps are repeated with a regular frequency, this is fraught with gaps in knowledge, as well as the formation of a bad habit of skipping, which can create a lot of problems as a person grows up. But if the case is isolated, then our advice will tell you how to skip school without unpleasant consequences.

Negotiate with parents

The most legal way is to negotiate with the parents. If the child is doing well in all subjects, and his behavior does not cause any particular complaints, then they will most likely respond positively to the only request in the quarter to miss classes due to fatigue and write a note to the class teacher with a request to release the student for a day family circumstances.

If the student is sure that the parents will not agree to write a note asking for release, you can ask an older friend, older brother, etc. make a fake note on behalf of mom. This method is also suitable if the student skipped school and does not know what to do. But it must be remembered that the teacher can clarify by calling the parents who wrote the note, or save the leaflet until parent meeting to determine authorship.

If the student does not shine with academic success or his parents are very principled, then you can simulate the disease. If the mother and father do not believe in the word, you can slightly heat the thermometer on the battery (the main thing is not to overdo it 37.5 - that's what you need!) In the case when the temperature has to be measured in the presence of parents or nurse working at school, you can pre-lubricate the armpit area with ground pepper with wet hands. Connoisseurs are also advised to eat a lead from a simple pencil. The body temperature will rise to the required level.

Male high school students are periodically called to the military registration and enlistment office. When deciding how to skip school, it is possible to choose this good reason(in case the high school student is sure that in the next few weeks he will not really be called to this institution).

Naturally, this option is available for girls of a certain age. Discomfort and pain in the abdomen on such days are felt by many women. If you are a born actress, you can exaggerate suffering (the main thing is not to overdo it!)

From time to time, everyone needs to visit a dentist, ophthalmologist or other medical specialist. This method is especially effective in the case of a chronic disease in a student, which is known to teachers.

How else to skip classes?

The following three methods can be used if you need to skip one or more lessons.

Link to what needs to be done medical examination, for example, do a fluorography, donate blood for analysis, etc. It is well known that these procedures are carried out in morning hours, so the reason will be weighty.

Call from lessons via SMS or note

An SMS message received on a cell phone or a note transmitted through a watchman with a request to let him go home in connection with emergency, for example, grandmother became ill or a plumber should come up, etc., usually finds understanding among teachers.

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If a student attends sports section, hobby group or receives additional education in a music school, a foreign language school, you can take time off from lessons due to the need to prepare for a competition or competition, attend an unscheduled lesson or workout.

Use these tips as little as possible! Remember that by asking for time off often, you will arouse understandable suspicion, and if you get out of trust, you will fall under total control, and then you are unlikely to be able to skip school without good reason. In addition, every absenteeism is a gap in knowledge, which may have to be filled much more time with much more effort.

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How not to go to school? How to get out of school? How to skip school

How to persuade parents to let them not go to school?

You can imagine what parents will say: what is the best way to skip work? No one will especially captivate you and they will not kill you to death, they will grumble a little, but they can punish you a little. Slowly - walk like it. Well, it's fun, you can drink a beer, then chatter, And there, next to the gateway, are the guys who, skipping school, are already in crime. And under another gateway, the boys are drug addicts. Both are waiting for you in their arms. And now, after several absenteeism, you are hopelessly behind, fall out of favor with both teachers and parents, the school becomes hated, and only the guys from the gates respect you. Next - a fork - either go downhill, and eventually become a loser in life (this is at best) or, making gigantic efforts, get out of this swamp. I am writing this because I myself was in this situation, and chose the second.

In fact, there are quite a few ways that a child can skip school. Sometimes it’s enough just to inform your parents about your unfinished lessons and they themselves will come up with a reason for absenteeism so that the child does not pick up deuces and spoil his overall rating. You can also ask a friend to send you an SMS, supposedly from your parents, asking for some help, which you can then show to the teacher. But the most effective way to shirk school lessons can be considered a sudden illness, which is quite easy to imitate by drinking cold water the day before, so that the throat turns red and seems inflamed; complain of headache and general fatigue; finally warm up the thermometer to show parents the presence of a high temperature.

My classmate (who studied very well at school) did not want to go to music school to death. The problem was compounded by the fact that the mother of this individual worked there as a teacher. When she personally brought her offspring to school, the resourceful guy safely brought his mother to her class, turned around and stomped home. For this he had nothing. If you don’t feel like it, don’t go, you can slip through for a couple of days, on the eve of the holidays and the New Year there is no more intensive study.

It’s better to honestly confess to your ancestors that you don’t want to go to school, 3 days can be missed without a certificate if the parents scribble a note.

Provocative question =). As an option - heat the thermometer, rub your cheeks and lie under the covers. At the very least, your appearance and the readings of the thermometer can cause slight excitement in parents.

Any normal parent would not let their child skip school. Unless there is a good reason (going to the doctor, for example, or going to a funeral)

You can just pretend that you are going to school. But before reaching 10 steps to the school - go to the park. True, your absence will be noticed and told to your parents.

Conclusion: You need to be able to skip. But it is not advisable to do this (an unpleasant conversation with parents and the director is possible)

Just don't go.

You can explain to your parents that you do not want to go today. After all, we were all once children and we know what it is. If a child does not want to go to school, he can simply skip it. Hanging around and doing bad things.

For me, let my child be at home and warm. I'll think of something for him to do.

But of course, it is necessary to instill love for school from the very beginning, so that such questions would not arise.

But now such teachers that not love for school can appear from the first day))))

put a thermometer in a cup of tea for 10 seconds (see that the temperature is not higher than 37.5)

go to the clinic and take a sick leave (you need to be able to convincingly lie that weakness is dizziness, nausea, then come up with it yourself)

or stupidly skip classes (better in the spring when it's warm)

The Ministry of Health warns you to take a break during the holidays, if you often mow down from your studies, you can be expelled from school)

My brother and I somehow came to school, first to his class, then they told me that our parents called us home to go to the village.

We came home and were told that the school was quarantined for a week. Both of them roared, okay, one child will deceive, and when two at once, no one checks.

I had simple excuses to my parents: my stomach hurts, my head hurts, I feel bad. Well, most often I didn’t go to school myself (when my parents worked), and then I myself or asked older girlfriends to write me a note supposedly from my mother.

I usually wrote myself a certificate supposedly from my parents. If the teacher called in the evening, I tried to pick up the phone and say no, or give the phone to my older brother. There were no mobile phones then. It probably won't work now.

As a child, I kept a thermometer near the battery. It's just hard to keep track of it showing the right temperature. This method has always yielded results. Only after all, during absenteeism, you can skip a new topic and then nothing will be clear. So my advice is to skip school!

How to get out of school for 1 day with parents and teachers?

Every day the beginning is getting closer school year. There are hard everyday life ahead, lessons, homework, and, probably, every child is already beginning to feel sad about the ending holidays and come up with options for how not to go to school. And parents and teachers will again and again have to monitor academic performance and, of course, absenteeism.

Disease

There are many options for how to get out of school for 1 day. Let's analyze the different ones and find out which method is better.

The most popular, but not the first on the list, excuse for today is the disease. You can refer to any part of the body or internal organs. The main thing is not to overdo it, as especially nervous parents can be sent for a comprehensive examination.

medical examination

How to get out of school for 1 day at the teacher? Now we'll tell you. So, choose your day carefully. It is better that this be the day when the control or dictation is scheduled. The day before the expected date, we begin the preparatory process. We approach the teacher of the subject from which we are going to leave, or to the class teacher. We inform him that a medical examination is scheduled for tomorrow. It is held annually, and therefore cannot be canceled.

We promise to bring a note from the parents to next day. When communicating with a teacher, one must be convincing, speak confidently, then a note, most likely, will not be needed. But if it is still required of you, ask your older brothers, sisters or friends to write it. Be careful when offering relatives to write you a note, because they can report to their parents.

The funeral

The second place in terms of excuses from the teacher is occupied by the version about the funeral of loved ones. Be a little sad when you break the news to your teacher. But do not overplay, so that there are no questions. In this case, notes are usually not required. Most importantly, do not forget which of the relatives was chosen for this sad event.

Raising temperatures

Everyone knows how to get out of school for 1 day with their parents due to a headache. But how to confirm this with facts?

A stuffy nose is easy to portray, just sniff your nose more often. Be careful, it might bleed. You can also peel the onion, and the snot will pour in a stream. But the headache must be supported by the temperature that the parents will see on the thermometer.

There are also several options for this:

We use a battery. This option is good when the heating is turned on in the apartment. You need to take a thermometer and hold it near the battery. In no case do not put it on top, as it may burst. Keep a close eye on mercury. As soon as the thermometer shows 38 degrees, immediately remove it. After that, the temperature indicator can rise a little more, literally by a couple of divisions, and stop. An indicator of 38.2-38.3 is what you need;

For this option, you need preliminary preparation and a computer. Turn on your computer or laptop in advance and specify the place of strong heating. We bring the thermometer to those parts that are very hot, and wait for 38 degrees. If the computer is in another room, you need to come up with a reason to approach it when measuring temperature. In principle, this method is suitable for any device that emits heat;

We will use the help of a pet. The temperature of any animal, cat or dog, is at least 38 degrees. We take a thermometer and put it under the pet's paw, actively stroking it so that it does not damage the device. We wait for the desired temperature and present it to parents.

Hot tea will help raise the temperature

How to get out of school for 1 day with mom? The answer to this question will be prompted by flair and knowledge of its weaknesses. Any mother seeks to feed the child during illness, as there is an opinion that the patient should be tasty to drink and feed. We order hot tea from her, it is possible with honey and lemon. Additives do not play a role in heating. It is important that the tea is brought before the thermometer.

Dropping it into hot drink, be careful, it can slip out and break. Bring the temperature up to desired mark and waiting for mom. If for some reason you are denied tea, hot milk, then you can ask for something to eat. Any hot food will do.

There are many options for heating the thermometer, choose your own. Attention, in no case do not rub the thermometer with your hands. You can break the tip and mercury will spill onto your hands. It is very dangerous. In general, when using a thermometer, follow safety precautions.

Do not forget to follow the legend after presenting the thermometer. We lie, we are sad, we move, if necessary, slowly, groaning.

Abdominal pain

Another way is to pretend that your stomach hurts. We start the operation the night before. We start the alarm clock so that we get up four to five times a night. Carefully, the call should not be heard by parents. We get up, go to the toilet and spend ten to fifteen minutes there. Loudly, so that everyone in your house can hear, we flush the water. In the morning, if the mother herself does not ask first, we inform you that we toiled with our stomachs all night. And now it hurts, besides, your head is spinning and you feel sick. We depict on the face, of course, strong torment and hold on to the stomach. To my mother's questions about food, we can say that we bought something in fast food on the street. In this option, of course, you will be "fed" activated carbon(or other similar preparation) and drink herbal tea. Alas, you will have to give up almost food, or eat very little, and also sit at home. Do not forget to run to the toilet every 2 hours.

First days of school

How to get out of school for 1 day with parents and teachers in the first days of school? The answer to the question can be thought up on the go.

For example, it is permissible these days to tell your parents that you are going on an excursion with the class, and the teacher that you were with your mother at sea. At the beginning of the year, everyone will be satisfied with this version, and the school will not require a note. The main thing is confidence.

A small conclusion

There are still a lot of options for how to get out of going to school, but many of them, unfortunately, are fraught with consequences. For example, it is proposed to drink iodine, put mustard plasters or other warming compresses on the forehead, rub the armpits, etc. But it is best to choose safe options so that absenteeism does not turn into real illness and trips to the emergency room.

School truancy, reasons. Child skips school

When school begins, teenagers spend a lot of time away from their families.

This time gives new experience and poses many complex personal challenges. Much of the time is spent at school, a place where class pressure and relationships with other children can be stressful. Some teenagers tend to be enthusiastic about new situations, while others tend to show a need for close family relationships. For some children, the very idea of ​​being in a school away from home and parents already causes great anxiety. Such children, especially if they have to face situations that frighten them or that they think they cannot handle, will do everything to avoid returning to school.

This kind of school avoidance - sometimes referred to as school refusal or school phobia - is not uncommon and affects about 5% of children. Such teens may refuse to go to school once and for all or come up with reasons why they shouldn't go there. They may skip school frequently complaining of feeling unwell with vague, unexplained symptoms. Many children show symptoms associated with feelings of anxiety and restlessness that they cannot consciously control. They may experience headaches, abdominal pain, hyperventilation, nausea, or dizziness. In general, clearer symptoms such as vomiting, diarrhea, heat or weight loss, having physical basis, are quite rare. The symptoms of school refusal most often appear in school days and absent on weekends. When such children are examined by a doctor, he cannot diagnose the true disease. However, since the child's symptoms may be due to a physical illness, a physical examination should usually be the basis for assessing the condition.

Most often, teens who avoid school do not know exactly why they feel sick, so it can be difficult for them to explain the reason for their discomfort or frustration. But if school-related anxiety leads to school avoidance, the very appearance of symptoms can signal an emotional struggle with issues such as:

• fear of failure;
• ridicule from other children (for example, a child may be teased because he is fat or small in stature;
• concerns about how to use the toilet in public place;
• "meanness" on the part of the teacher;
• threats of physical harm (as forms of school fights);
• actual physical harm.

For some teens, the school environment can exacerbate existing tensions. For example, if a child has a tendency to be overly conscientious and expect only good luck, the fear of failure can gradually lead to overwhelming and paralyzing feelings of fear.

In some cases, children may have had to endure the loss of a loved one who has died, a divorce, or a move to another city. Especially if the child is still small, he may be afraid that another loss may happen in his absence at home.

In addition to the school environment itself, school avoidance may be related to the difficulty of separating the child from their parents and the loss of a sense of security in gaining greater independence. These teenagers tend to be insecure, less independent than their peers, and less socially active. They may be reluctant to stay overnight with friends, preferring to spend time at home with their parents. Some children with disabilities or chronic illnesses may be even more reluctant to go to school and be away from home, which provides them with a place of refuge and care.

While the parents of such children show their love and understanding, they may also show overprotectiveness. In some cases, parents are depressed or physically ill and may unconsciously desire to spend time with their child. The teenager is often the only child in the family or special child in some other respect - for example, he may be the first or last child in a big family.

As the child reaches adolescence, fear of school decreases; however, when such a condition develops in preadolescence, it is of great concern. Teenagers younger age those who experience this feeling of dread are often afraid of getting older. They may also be overwhelmed by a stressful situation at home that affects their sense of security or self-confidence, making them even less able to face challenging tasks in learning and social life.

How to deal with school truancy

First of all, to cope with school avoidance, the child needs to be examined by a doctor who will rule out physical illnesses and help parents make a treatment plan. Once the physician has ruled out physical illness as the reason for the child's reluctance to attend school, every parent's effort should be directed not only to understanding the pressure the teenager is under, but also to getting the child back to school.

Here are some tips on how to help your child cope with his problems.

• Discuss with your child the reasons why he doesn't want to go to school. Consider and define everything possible reasons. Show empathy, support and understanding of the child's problems. Try to solve everything stressful situations, which you together identified as the cause of the child's anxiety.
• Let the teenager know that you understand his concerns, but still insist on his immediate return to school. How longer baby stays at home, the more difficult it will be for him to return to school. Explain to the child that his health condition is quite normal, and physical symptoms are probably caused by experiences that he shared with you - perhaps these are concerns about grades in school, homework, relationships, with teachers, experiences caused by social pressure, or unfounded fears of school violence. Let him know that school attendance is compulsory for all children according to the laws of your country. At the same time, he will continue to pressure you to let him stay at home, but you must strongly insist that he return to school.
• Discuss your child's school avoidance with school staff, including teachers, the principal, and the nurse. Share your plans for getting your child back to school and enlist their support and help.
• Make it a rule to be extremely decisive in the morning when the child goes to school and complains of his symptoms. Try to keep discussions about his symptoms or feelings to a minimum. For example, do not ask the child how he feels. If he feels well enough to get out of bed and walk around the house, then he may well go to school. Do not openly show your doubts about whether you are doing the right thing by sending your child to school. As soon as the child begins to go to school regularly, his physical symptoms will probably stop showing up.
• If your child's anxieties are too strong, it may be best for him to return to school gradually. For example, on the first day, he may wake up in the morning, get dressed, and then you drive him past school to experience the feeling of going back to school before you return home with him. On the second day, he can go to school for half a day or just for his favorite lesson or a few lessons. On the third day, the child can finally return to school for the whole day.
• Your pediatrician can help ease your child's return to school transition by writing a certificate stating that the child previously had some symptoms that prevented them from attending school, but although the symptoms may persist, they are no longer can go back to school. This will help the child avoid feelings of shame and humiliation.
• Ask school staff to help you while your child is at school. The school nurse or secretary can take care of the child if they begin to show symptoms and encourage them to return to class.
• If the child is worried about a problem such as bullying at school or an unfair teacher, act as the child's advocate and discuss these issues with the school staff. The teacher or school principal will need to make some adjustments to reduce the pressure placed on the child in the classroom or on the playground.
• If your child stays at home, make sure he is comfortable and safe, but he should not receive any special treatment. All his symptoms should be treated based on analysis and understanding of the situation. If the child's complaints are not unfounded, he should stay in bed. But this day at home should not become a holiday for him: do not give him any special treats and delicacies, do not let visitors in; the child must be supervised at all times.
• Your child may need to see a doctor if they have to stay at home because of illness. The reasons why a child stays at home may include not only complaints that he is not feeling well, but also the manifestation of quite recognizable symptoms: temperature above 38.3 ° C, vomiting, diarrhea, rash, frequent dry cough, ear or toothache.
• Help your child become independent by supporting activities and activities with other children outside the home. These can be clubs, sports sections and overnight stays with friends or relatives.

When to seek help if your child is skipping school

Although you can try to handle the school refusal problem yourself, if your child's school shirking lasts longer than a week, you and your child may need professional help to deal with the problem. First of all, your child should be examined by a pediatrician. If your child is still refusing to attend school or is showing chronic or recurring signs of separation problems, your doctor may recommend that you see a child psychiatrist or psychologist.

Even if the child does not have a tendency to get involved in adventures, the manifestation of unexplained physical symptoms in him should be the reason for a medical examination.

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How to skip school for a good reason

11th grade last quarter. The holidays ended and I decided to rest a little longer, as a result I did not go to school for 3 days. At the same time, a classmate said that teachers remember me there. And I planned that no one would notice my pass.

How to get out of this situation without consequences for me?

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To be honest, you don’t even have to worry about it. they have no right except to verbally reprimand you. AT this moment the order of the Ministry of Education and Science of the Russian Federation assigns to the municipalities the right to determine the procedure for expulsion, however, nothing will be done to you simply for a few passes.

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You will not be expelled - that's for sure. You can bring a note from your parents that you weren't at school for family reasons, or you can just do nothing.

Clarification of the client

And how many days can I still not go to school for a note from my parents or an act of "do nothing" to be valid? Can I write a note myself or say verbally that I was not there for family reasons?

Hello. Of course, you can bring a note from your parents that you were somewhere, for example, you left. But the school will still have the right to verify such information.

You won’t do sick leave either, since now everything is automated.

It’s better to just go to school and say in words that you left for another city, for example, and simply didn’t have time to return to the beginning of classes. And don't procrastinate. It will not do without consequences at all, but if it is normal to talk with the class teacher, then there may be no consequences.

Good afternoon. And I would also advise you to take assignments from classmates to keep abreast of things and prepare for the lessons. In the classroom, explain that, for example, they were leaving. In principle, there is nothing super scary in skipping three days of classes. It certainly doesn't threaten to be deducted.

The main thing is now to show that you have made up for lost time on your own and are now fully prepared to study. I also advise you not to delay going to school.

Article 43 of the Federal Law "On Education in the Russian Federation"

"4. For non-fulfillment or violation of the charter of the organization carrying out educational activities, internal regulations , rules for living in dormitories and boarding schools and other local regulations on the organization and implementation of educational activities measures can be applied to students disciplinary action- remark, reprimand, expulsion from the organization carrying out educational activities.

Thus, the maximum that will be is a remark.

Give a written explanation about your valid pass (I was sick, I was with my grandmother where buses run once a week, etc.)

You are 18 years old and you are a fully capable citizen. Your parents are not responsible for you. Submit written explanations on your behalf.

You can not go more, but only for good reasons.

If you have positive reasons to absenteeism from school - then this is not limited to any period. Of course, you can write a note yourself, but teachers can contact your parents and check the information.

Clarification of the client

What if my reasons are not positive? That is, as I’m skipping now, can I not walk for another 4-5 days without consequences?

Will it be enough in this case a note on my behalf that I was not there for personal reasons?

What if my parents say I didn't go without a good reason? Can I say that my parents are not aware of the reason why I did not go or that now my parents are not responsible for me and I say that I did not go for personal reasons? What to say in this case?

Well, they'll make a note. No punishment from heaven is provided for this, and if there are good reasons, you can come up with and justify it.

3 days - basically - you can get by with words. If more - then either a note from the parents or a certificate from the doctor that he is “healthy”.

And how many days can I still not go to school for a note from my parents or an act of “do nothing” to be valid? Can I write a note myself or say verbally that I was not there for family reasons?

Well, don't abuse it. I would advise not to miss more than 3-5 days.

Will it be enough in this case a note on my behalf that I was not there for personal reasons?

You are 18 years old! You can already be responsible for your actions and answer for your obligations.

Article 43 federal law About education:

conscientiously master educational program to carry out an individual study plan, including attending designated curriculum or individual curriculum training sessions,

For non-fulfillment or violation of the charter of an organization carrying out educational activities, internal regulations, rules for living in dormitories and boarding schools and other local regulations on the organization and implementation of educational activities, disciplinary measures may be applied to students - a remark, reprimand, expulsion from the organization, carrying out educational activities.

No disciplinary action is allowed to students during their illness, holidays, academic leave, maternity leave or parental leave.

When choosing a disciplinary sanction, an organization carrying out educational activities must take into account the severity of the disciplinary offense, the reasons and circumstances under which it was committed, the previous behavior of the student, his psychophysical and emotional condition, as well as the opinion of the advice of students, advice of parents.

According to the decision of the organization carrying out educational activities, for repeated disciplinary offenses provided for in part 4 of this article, it is allowed to apply the expulsion of a minor student who has reached the age of fifteen years from an organization carrying out educational activities as a disciplinary sanction. Expulsion of a minor student is applied, if other disciplinary measures and measures pedagogical impact did not give a result and his further stay in the organization carrying out educational activities, renders negative influence on other students, violates their rights and the rights of employees of the organization.

The decision to expel a minor student who has reached the age of fifteen and has not received the main general education how disciplinary action is taken according to his parents(legal representatives) and with the consent of the commission for minors and the protection of their rights.

Hence the conclusion that deduction is last resort. If before that you regularly attended classes, studied, bad behavior you are not observed, etc., then, of course, they will not be able to expel you. You can write on your behalf explanatory note. Even if the parents say that the reason was not valid, the maximum that they will apply to you is a remark.

If you are in good relations with your parents and they know about your absenteeism, talk to them (in case of a “sudden” call class teacher home). They understand, I hope. If your parents, on occasion, confirm that you really “went to your grandmother” these days, where buses run once a week, this will only be a plus for you. But do not abuse and do not miss many days. Of course, you are already 18 years old, and you yourself are responsible for your actions, but do not forget that in this USE year on which your further fate. It is not necessary to heat up relations with teachers and bring the matter to reprimands.

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In the life of all students there are situations when you do not want to go to school. I would like to warn that if a child skips classes, then this is a bad deed. Regularly repeated absences are fraught with gaps in knowledge, and in this way a bad habit of skipping school can form, which creates many problems in the process of growing up a child. But still there are 10 ways to skip school and in reality they all work.

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3 way. Note from relatives.

In a situation where the student is sure that the parents will not agree to write a note with requests for exemption from classes, you can ask to do this on behalf of the mother of an older brother, sister or girlfriend. This method suitable only when the student has already skipped school and does not understand what to do next and how to justify himself to the teacher. It is important to remember that the teacher is always able to clarify whether the note is really true by calling the parents or by saving the piece of paper until the parent meeting with the mission of determining authorship.

4 way. SMS with a call from the lessons from relatives.

Received on mobile phone an SMS message asking to let the child go home due to an emergency situation at home, for example, “grandmother got sick” or “a plumber will come”, often finds understanding among teachers.

5 way. Section visit.

If the student goes to the sports section, art or music school, and also if he receives additional education at school foreign languages, then you can easily take time off from lessons due to the need to prepare for a competition or competition, attend an unplanned lesson or workout.

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6 way. Pretend to be "sick".

You need to get up to school a little later than usual. Next, you will have to inform your parents that you are sick and behave like a sick person behaves. It is important to move slowly. After sleep, do not comb your hair. If a cold or flu is simulated, then you can sneeze or cough, and also say that you feel dizzy. At the moment of simulating pain in the stomach, it is worth holding on to the stomach and complaining about the pain. There should be no appetite for breakfast, because it disappears in sick people.

7 way. To miss the bus.

If the child gets to school on his own by bus, then you can simply be late for it. You will have to go to the stop too slowly so as not to be in time before departure. You can also just hide until the bus leaves, and then return home. If the parents are still at home or suddenly return from work at lunchtime, then you will need to hide from them so that they do not notice skipping school.

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8 way. Hide your backpack.

It is important to hide your own backpack at school, and when the lesson starts, you need to start loudly indignant and shout that the notebooks and textbooks along with the backpack are gone, and there are suggestions where they hid it. Then you have to go in search of a backpack and return only at the end of the lesson. Do not forget that you will have to stain the backpack a little to make it more plausible that he was at the stadium or with the cleaning lady in the back room.

9 way. Rub your feet with laundry soap.

You can skip classes with the help of an ordinary piece of laundry soap. He needs to rub his leg and boldly go to class. It all lies in the fact that at the moment of rubbing the trouser leg against the leg, a too natural effect of damage will turn out. Already at recess, you can safely go to the medical center with complaints of a bruise and pain in the leg.

10 way. The need to go to the military registration and enlistment office.

This method will give a result only for high school boys who have the right to skip school due to a call to the military registration and enlistment office. In order not to get into a difficult situation, it is important to find out in advance whether there will actually be summonses from this institution in the coming days.